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I Would blame both of you.

The importer and the consignment.

I have always campaigned against all these imported wife thingy, If the guy had married someone in the UK, He wont have problem of accent and Work permit. Didnt he notice your accent before you came.

Getting papers and a job might be beyond your control and I take God beg you dont get pregnant. Cos na dat one go vex me pass

You sef see Obodo Oyinbo you jumped into it. All the fine boys wey dey toast you for Naija you blank them just because you wan enter UK. God "cash" you.

He probably was showing these attitudes before you travelled but you chose to ignore cos you wan see Queen and  Double decker bus for Obodo Oyinbo

Why not do some court/registry stuff, Something that ties you legally to your bf, Else you might be on the path to being a Baby momma.

I dont know about you but its somehow shameful for a Nigerian to have a kid outside of wedlock and thats what you are about doing.

It doesnt look well on your upbringing

ezeagu:
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Who dat, who dat?

Meeeennnnnnnn Thats Staky leg right there

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SW ppl at it again

Who doesnt know Arsene Wenger is a failed coach?

A coach who hasnt won ANY European trophy in almost 30yrs of coaching

What a shame to the profession

Blazay:
I only phock EMPLOYED, PROFESSIONAL married men who have been married for at least 20 years without killing their wives and children.
Thanks for the offer though.

Yes, I still live in Coppell and I work in McKinney and Plano. . . right behind you too! Medical Center Drive to be exact.

Finally, concerning Nigerian dudes and dudettes. . . I only go North or South,
NEVER East or West!
Mwaaaaaaaah!!!

I don't phock Yoruba or Igbo guys!
Not to mention one with a combination-nuisance factor in the form of a "Dayokanu"!
Twa!

Hon'. . . You need to follow 'the yellow brick road"!

I fit in perfectly. I am neither Yoruba nor Igbo. My username depicts the groups I hate most.

I am EMPLOYED, PROFESSIONAL and married to PALMela for over 20yrs.

Coppel, McKinney, Plano, Denton Lewisville all na my area.

I wanna phock you so bad that my body is Shaking right now,

We need to fix something very soon. I wanna phock you phock you Almondjoyyyyyy

Losers community

I am not sure but I think several of our politicians would have dual citizenship.

Kamoru Adebibu, Musiliu Obanikoro, Teslim Folarin, Orji Uzor kalu, Many of them stayed several years abroad and would most likely be citizens.

You mean if I marry Tpia now and I become a citizen of Amerikka, I become unfit to be Oyo State governor?

When almost all our politicians go abroad to have their babies you think they would pass a law that makes their children unable to vy for posts?

Shebi trophyless club self dey buy players

This emeagwali topic again?

How many players in the Arsenal lineup have ever lifted a trophy in Arsenal?

HNIC:
Chamakh wasn't bought to solve Arsenal's problems in attack
Did I say bought? we got him free
17 starts-7 goals in the league is not a woeful return from a striker in his 1st season
Like i said, i will judge him after his sophomore season.

Ok Chamakh was bought to admire the lights in London

coogar:
berbatov
van nistelrooy
luis suarez
fernando torres
david silva
asamoah gyan

Ehn ehm ehm Those are not one off they are  one, two , three actually   [size=13pt]SIX OFF[/size] 

Abeg never quit

We still need someone to mock in SW

HNIC:
Chamakh takes too much bashing!
The Arsenal plays a 'passing' game,pass,pass,pass and only try and shoot from 2 yards
The only players that try to shoot anywhere around the box are RVP,Arshavin,Nasri and Fabregas, maybe Ramsey.
It[size=18pt]'s his first season and I am sure he wasn't even expected to play so many matches.[/size]I will judge him after the upcoming season.
Meanwhile, if we wanna see the best of him, pls get Becks to come teach our wingbacks how to cross the ball.

I bet this is Chicharitos 17th season in EPL

Blazay:
My profile is a-n hemophroditic one.
Yes, it is very easy. You have witnessed this yourself with the Niger Delta women.
You will NEVER catch a correct Warri girl crying over a man. NEVER. I love them for that.

You must be an Igbo or Yoruba girl/boy or person.
Those are the only groups of women in Nigeria who make this man-woman issue a phocking BIIIIIIIGG deal.

The Igbotic one will sit in the middle of the market place and be swearing left, right and center. . .with here mouth wide open and biting/snapping her fingers while shouting:

"Chuwuma! Chukwuma! Chai! So? E wee Phuckwam up!? Chai! Chukwuma!. . . Chukwuma!"

Playing e kind yeye, ancient, Okija tertiary vagin. . .while her husband seeks the comfort of other little girls even in her family lineage.

The Ngbatic one will be rolling on the floor. . .chanting while stripping . . . Or she will be dragging the man's ONE leg with ALL her children. (both the man's own and those of OTHERS) all over town in protest.

[b]
"Yeah! Yeah! Mo Gbe O! Omo mi o! Arrrrrrrgh! O ti o! Mo ti ku! Oko mi o! Ejor sir! A dupe sir!". . .then starts praising one or many gods and goddesses of misery. After all said and done, she will carry one half-broken, leaking calabash to one stream to offer sacrifice to 'Ogboni. . .to kill both her rival and her husband(you know widowhood is very fashionable in the Western part of Nigeria huh? ) singing on her way. . .E kpo m'bee ewa m'bee oooo. . .E kpo m'bee ewa, m'bee ooh. Aya mi o ja, oh eeh. . . .blah, blah, blah. blah. . . . [/b]Meanwhile na she do the ASHEWO work pass oooooooooooooh Kai!!! Prolly snatched the man first with juju. . . to turn around to claim what belonged to another in the first instance.

Funny groups of people I tellya. I never get tired of watching them. Sheeeeeeer entertainment. P-RRRRICELESS!



Come see cinema o! Meanwhile their husbands are doing "pump action" on top of one or several women and they are dying all over the place. Shioooooor!!!!

I think it is because of some deeeeep-seated pscycho social issues, besides lack of exposure. No offense please.
Just ma candid observation.

You nor fit huh? Then join the likes of Maria. . .after marrying one kind of a "Conan The Babarian"!
Na you go cry ke.

I will not leave. . . let him leave MY house if he so chooses.

You are damn right. . . women from the "Up Bendel" parts of Nigeria do not cry over hotdogs.
They are too busy building mansions here and there with their poohsies, while the men play 'landlord' and stay home to look after the kids!

Do you realize that if my husband dies today. . . if his God calls him. . . I am the one that would be the main suslpect?
If you are married. . . you will learn to play detective. . . so when 'kasala' buss. . . nobarry go call ya name o!

Ho-ah!

With this analysis , Blazay we need to phock, Cos this analysis this making my Yekini hard.

Are you still in Coppel, Tell me whenever your husband travels so we can collabo.

eldee:
I'll be opening a thread for the next FPL. . . any suggestions will be appreciated.

Sharap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dem never finish one season you don dey talk next season.

Or whats with the NEXT SEASON syndrome, Lemme guess, You are a GAYYNER? Cos no team believes in NEXT SEASON like GAYYNERS

If you talk and I whoze you

^^ Cursed are the brainless buffons for they shall dwell with swines and pigs

Djuru ko Djupa ni

Oshi o da

^^ Sorry you cant be governor of Ekiti

Bayern signs Nils peterson as Back up striker

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Last time around it was 4-1

dipo2much:
@ dodoyokanu

In contrast to Debo, u have never been an intelligent lad. You know nothing other than to type 'wenger'. So much for †нє use of a human brain

Have you noticed that nobody even cares about your opinion? It must really suck to be the reetard of the forum

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Where is Aisha