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I dey laff oo

5 pages and still nothing?

Even Akala wasnt this bad. At least Akala commisioned public Toilets

[size=18pt]FRESH AIR 2011[/size]

I dey laff oooooo

ifyalways:
Man-know-man(cow prick)
Jumping chicken(fried toad)
Fear face(fowl nyansh)
For show(peri winkle and crab)

ifyalways:
Yap,better thread!

Gearbox(head of fish)
Genesis&Revelation(head,neck and leg of fowl)
Tummy tuck(liver,kidney and towel tied with intestine)
Say cheese(goat head)
Homework(cow leg with some soft bones)

brb for updates.LOL

This Ifyalways is hell bent on disgracing me.

Which eye ppl wan dey take view me now when my so called wife is a Buka expert.

She followed wishes of nairalanders like this

Aisha Should Resign Honourably

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-629380.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-624437.0.html

Aisha2 You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-634979.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-634972.0.html

edoyad:
Arsenal have qualified for the UCL for 15 consecutive seasons, who would doubt the trend continuing. Bayern on the other hand . . . .

Bayern on the other hand have won 4 Champions league, When would Arsenal win just one?

Debo used to be an intelligent boy but like anything related to WengER, He has declined terribly

If I am Serge Ibaka I would name my first son Dirk

JJ Barea is molesting some ppl here

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=613256.msg8341225#msg8341225 date=1305668445]@Dayokanu
‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ get kaaba kaaba by Konga or Kain ‎​D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ by Baba Fryo[/quote][flash=500,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/gdkHbegXS9k[/flash]

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=613256.msg8340706#msg8340706 date=1305663434]Oleku! Tell me sumn Wenger no fit do kogbo kogbo. We finishin 4th eh we finish we finishin 4th eh[/quote]If you want music, just tell me

[flash=500,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/ekJ54Dr1mA8[/flash]

DamiKhojie:
I'm 6'5" and being tall is cool and all but it gets tiresome after awhile I get asked the same questions everyday: how tall are you? do you play basketball?. Also it can be a pain to find clothes especially when your not big, heavy or fat I have to buy jeans online and get most of my dress clothes heavily tailored or made from scratch.

@the topic unless you're near 7 feet like 6'8"+ I doubt your getting as much attention as you claim it's probably in your head

Thats what we tall ppl have to deal with

When I was young It was a pain in the butt, I went to a doc to make me shorter. He laughed and said In America ppl wld pay anything to be tall. When you are young you cant play pranks cos you are easily noticed, Ppl expect you to be older and more matured.

In my class i was the youngest but the tallest but teachers would be like you being the oldest should know better.

Anyone 6ft5 and above is already taller than 90 to 95% of the world. I am one of the 5-10%

She followed wishes of nairalanders like this

Aisha Should Resign Honourably
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-629380.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-624437.0.html

Aisha2 You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-634979.0.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-634972.0.html

Mamageee

I use ATT High speed, where up to 8 PC can be connected and pay about $42

I use it to stream a lot but its unlimited so a fixed rate.

I use Tmobile cos I travel a lot and those lower end providers tend to have crappy services.

Buzugee, i doubt you can geta bundle package lower than that $100 per month unless you are using some low end providers maybe Charter or whatever

For Unlimited talk text and web in the US, Tmobile (Which is a high end carrier) offers it for $80.

If you go with cricket, metro PCS US Cellular or those lower end ones its usually cheaper.

For cable, Broadband and Home phone you can get for $100

So for $180 you get Broadband, Home phone, Cable, Unlimited talk, text and Web on your phone

$180 is like N25,000 per month

Change from law to Politics. Nothing better than that

[size=18pt]The same thing Buhari did by fixing the prices of comodities in 1984 and many GEJ campaigners lampooned him for it

Fresh air indeed with Buhari 1984 flavour[/size]

I just want the PDP dead in the SW and OBJ mocked anywhere he goes, If he gets the Speaker, he can always brag about it that he used his power to win Speaker for SW

I would rather the ACN politicians vote against any SW Speaker candidate.

A Mischievous PDP govt can pump so much money through the Speaker to disrupt ACn flow in the SW

Gbawe, Ati kekere ni a ti pa ekan iroko, ti o ba dagba tan o man bu ni lowo ni.

Its from infancy we control the iroko sprout, when it grows its becomes a monster

Well Edin Dzeko's team would be 3rd and Assanal would be fourth

So Assanal would be playing Europa cup with Skonto Riga and co

He wld definitely go for a 2nd term

PDP must be killed in the SW, We dont want any PDP anywhere close to us.

We dont want Speaker let them give it to the North or anyone

[flash=500,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/8gyLR4NfMiI&feature=fvwrel[/flash]

Secretary in other words means receptionist and Clerk

Its a very important position, He gets to taste food before GEJ, clean GGEJ's chair, wash his clothes, clean his shoes, open the door for him to come in

And when GEJ goes to carry ashewo in Abuja the SGF first sample to Ashi to know if she has HIV or Magun

LadyT:
I think as Jenny has rightfully pointed out you must study the person you are dating find out their likes and dislikes. I think trying too hard at first is a big turn off. A girl jumping into some guys kitchen asap is weird to me that should be way down the line.


I like your dancing story Jenny LMAO!

I dont think many women would mind if a guy is trying too hard to give them a BMWX5 as a birthday present

@Op, Blame those that contributed to running Aisha out of NL, Even Jarus has taken the backseat

She probably missed the good f[i]u[/i]ck.

Now if she comes back, She has ruined Brown rep and Brown now has a bad image which reuniting with rihanna cant repair

[flash=500,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/dmkzkGJghYg&feature=related[/flash]

smh