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Family › Re: I Am 30. Should I Marry Him by dayokanu(m): 6:03pm On May 06, 2011
Superstory
Politics › Re: House Speakership: Northern Reps Reject Zoning, Insist On Competence by dayokanu(m): 5:23pm On May 06, 2011
All interested candidates should come out and be voted for, Whoever wins the vote should be the speaker.

I think we are done with zoning in this country
Politics › Re: 15-year-old Naija Girl Is Harvard/ivy-bound by dayokanu(m): 7:12am On May 06, 2011
[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=661053.msg8267997#msg8267997 date=1304658359]Seems to be mostly nature: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heritability_of_IQ

Makes a lot of sense.[/quote]Thats why ppl of my IQ are in high demnd all over the world
Culture › Re: Post Yoruba Traditional Wedding Pictures. by dayokanu(m): 6:33am On May 06, 2011
[quote author=Inked_Nerd link=topic=656821.msg8262360#msg8262360 date=1304578720]@kandiikane: Are you marrying a Yoruba man?[/quote]Duh, I am Yoruba
Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by dayokanu(m): 11:21pm On May 05, 2011
Abeg me sef wan press something cos I suspect say na bosom una dey press press for my back

Whats ara-oko, Which kind of oko are we talking about
Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by dayokanu(m): 10:09pm On May 05, 2011
[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg8266452#msg8266452 date=1304625538]"Your agro dey cash me"

DK,
What are you on about? I think there's a typo somewhere.
Anyway, I sense you've recently undergone sensitivity training. Therefore, I will give you another chance, which I will regret. As usual.[/quote]You no know say your agro dey cash persin?

BTW, Isale gangan Shikishiki e o n wu mi mu, Je ki lagolago ko wo lagalaga. We suppose meet. Seeing your post alone dey cause commotion for my Sokoto

Naijababe: What do you "desire" what do you "Has-under"
Politics › Re: Hausa Couple Doing Nigeria Proud in the World Of Pharmaceutical by dayokanu(m): 8:31pm On May 05, 2011
[quote author=Musiwa, link=topic=659567.msg8264862#msg8264862 date=1304606374]that one thing i love about the USA, they give everybody that chance . New york exchange. private investment may be better. harassment have stop many nigerian from this. even if you are not a criminal they gave nigerian serious problem. how can we all be criminal.

how can university that look like this produce criminal?. is it possible to use 5 or 6 year in this university now become criminal[/quote]How is my picture not included in that?
Nairaland General › Re: Let's Reminisce! by dayokanu(m): 8:17pm On May 05, 2011
One giant black and white TV wey be like wardrobe,

If you played papa and mana and attempted to chook your neighbours daughter while playing.

If you fetch water from well and carried it on your head
Family › Re: Settling After Marriage(advice) by dayokanu(m): 7:42pm On May 05, 2011
[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=659653.msg8266109#msg8266109 date=1304620175]Who asked you? What do you know about l-o-v-e? pfft!
When he needs advice about how to run his wife off, he'll holla at ya. tongue[/quote]Hey isale how have ou been, You know I've missed you a lot.

We should spend a weekend together soon to show you how much I've missed you.

Your agro dey cash me
Family › Re: Could He Be Maried? by dayokanu(m): 7:34pm On May 05, 2011
^^ Ok you then, Lets show them what One chance means
Politics › Re: Jonathan To Governors-elect: Don’t Prosecute Your Predecessors by dayokanu(m): 7:15pm On May 05, 2011
Did some of these predecessors donate state money to GEJ?
Family › Re: Could He Be Maried? by dayokanu(m): 7:11pm On May 05, 2011
OAMJ

Does not know one chance, Spikey baby, Can we show him the practicals of one chance?
Family › Re: State Vs Independent School In Uk by dayokanu(m): 7:07pm On May 05, 2011
When kids of African parents grow older, they tend to appreciate their African heritage mor and they feel like they missed out on something.

Debo and Busybody, As the pricipal of Ansrudeen community school and daycare in Iwaya Road, Mushin I can enroll your kids in our school for free.

We also have branches in Ojuelegba, Okokomaiko, Ajegunle and Damanturu
Family › Re: Settling After Marriage(advice) by dayokanu(m): 6:58pm On May 05, 2011
OP,

Think about it.

You have just got a job and a new wife, why do you want to stay away when the love still suppose dey shack una.

WHat of the risk of driving to Ibadan and back every week, The cost also?

I for advise make you cool down small and make sure that job is secured and safe cos you probably dont have much saving, you wife still a student and cost of living in lagos no be yams
Family › Re: Betrayed! I'm So Hurt by dayokanu(m): 6:47pm On May 05, 2011
Yeah call her and tell her that You found out those things cost less

Even if she argues dont argue with her, At least she knows you found her out.

You can talk tongue in cheek

"Auntie, It seemed that prices doubled the day we went to the market" " Maybe they didnt like our face"

And if you are someone like me, Use small curse to escort am, like

" Well if those market women duped me or anyone that duped me they would use the money to pay hospital bills and tell her to say Amen"

OR a more subtle one:

Well God would make those that swindled "us" never stop cos they always be in need and need to swindle and God would always continue to bless us so that we can always have more than enough to give them. Auntie say Amen na!!!!"LOL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: In Fergie We Trust! by dayokanu(m): 6:28pm On May 05, 2011
Cristalz is a Man Utd fan and she is a mod I think
Family › Re: Betrayed! I'm So Hurt by dayokanu(m): 5:55pm On May 05, 2011
Sorry o
Family › Re: Wife's Mid-life Crises? by dayokanu(m): 5:45pm On May 05, 2011
JK,

Just that you know I no gree that kain yeye apology. Anything short of a weekend at my house "apologizing" is not acceptable.

If not I am going to report you at Okija shrine soon
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (A New Strength, A New Hope). by dayokanu(m): 5:19pm On May 05, 2011
^^ Were you seriously expecting anything different?
Sports › Re: NBA Season 2010/11 by dayokanu(m): 5:14pm On May 05, 2011
Barea and Dirk were massive yesterday. No one woulda believed that Dallas would take 2 games in Staples.

Win game 3 and I would use all my paycheck to watch game 4 at American Airlines center.

Should Miami win the ring, majority of the props go to D. Wade
Politics › Re: The Fuel Queues Are Here. Is This The Fresh Air? by dayokanu(m): 5:09pm On May 05, 2011
Fresh fart
Politics › Re: The Fuel Queues Are Here. Is This The Fresh Air? by dayokanu(m): 6:46am On May 05, 2011
Did you drop the phone? I didnt notice
Culture › Re: Philip Emagwali:I Am Yoruba from Onitsha And Onitsha Is Yoruba Land! by dayokanu(m): 6:44am On May 05, 2011
Ogbomoso is Minnesota
Politics › Re: The Fuel Queues Are Here. Is This The Fresh Air? by dayokanu(m): 6:38am On May 05, 2011
Earlier today was solving some homework
Politics › Re: The Fuel Queues Are Here. Is This The Fresh Air? by dayokanu(m): 6:34am On May 05, 2011
blacksta:
As you don vote or rig for  GEJ - You don am give licence to unleash poverty .


I laugh in GHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDADFFFFFFFFFFFFFI
You suppose laff in Bin Laden


Putrid FART


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Sports › Re: NBA Season 2010/11 by dayokanu(m): 6:06am On May 05, 2011
Mavericks just r@p3d the Lakers sore.

Its like Barcelona are playing Ojuelegba FC
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 5:16am On May 05, 2011
switch47:
and from what manchester united did to the crappy German team today it was minus 3 m per cheap goal conceded. EPL rules. Bundesliga sucks!! shioooorrr!! DK, in your face!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Politics › Re: Lagos To Run On Deficit Budgeting Till 2013 by dayokanu(m): 2:01am On May 05, 2011
Ben to suceed Tinubu

Ben ko Benbela and Lulu ni

Per the debt we like am so

Go Fashola Go Tinubu Go A C N
Celebrities › Re: Dbanj To Marry Genny In August! by dayokanu(m): 11:25pm On May 04, 2011
Very political news
Politics › Re: ACN Not A Yoruba Party, Says Ngige by dayokanu(m): 11:22pm On May 04, 2011
retired Col. Yohanna Madaki
Alhaji Iro Dan Musa
Jerry Gana

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