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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona, El Classico's 2011 (la liga,copa and champions) by dayokanu(m): 9:37pm On May 03, 2011
Can some ppl just quit whining about referees
Food › Re: Nigerian Pepper Lovers: What's Your Favourite Spicy Dish? by dayokanu(m): 9:14pm On May 03, 2011
Na only you I like I no like woman like that check me out and you would see for yourself

Seriously we get gist and I promised not to toast you tongue
Food › Re: Nigerian Pepper Lovers: What's Your Favourite Spicy Dish? by dayokanu(m): 9:09pm On May 03, 2011
Leave kandikane,

Lets talk. Seriously, let me give you that uncle Sam gist codedly. email me
Romance › Re: Will You Still Marry Her If She Won't Fully Change Her Last Name -No Hyphenation by dayokanu(m): 8:22pm On May 03, 2011
naijangel7:
Another important woman is married to the French president, Mr. sarkozy. Her name is Carla Bruni.
Whats her lifetime achievement aside being Sarkozys bedmate
Romance › Re: Will You Still Marry Her If She Won't Fully Change Her Last Name -No Hyphenation by dayokanu(m): 8:15pm On May 03, 2011
One of the most important woman in Global history

Margareth Roberts adopted the last name of her Husband Thatcher and she is known Globally as Margareth Thatcher
Politics › Re: Olajumoke, Agagu For SGF. by dayokanu(m): 8:04pm On May 03, 2011
Watching and laughing
Romance › Re: Will You Still Marry Her If She Won't Fully Change Her Last Name -No Hyphenation by dayokanu(m): 8:03pm On May 03, 2011
If a woman wants to keep her last name she shouldnt bother getting married or look for a guy who has the same last name as her
Politics › Re: Plans Revealed On How North And South Plan To Punish South Western Rascals. by dayokanu(m): 7:57pm On May 03, 2011
Omo go eni ki o ma ku, Se ago ko ni yo pa omo na,

Punish fire? Dem dey craze? We rule they must suck up to us.

Senate presidency for SW is not feasible because we have only one PDP senator in the whole of SW.

Port Good to open PH so others can start settling to the warm hospitality of MEND.

They should also take the Sea away from lagos

Nonsense
Family › Re: Wife's Mid-life Crises? by dayokanu(m): 7:38pm On May 03, 2011
Afraid wan cash me.

Shey na the nameses of your boyfriends be dat?

Sakariawu Iyanda
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by dayokanu(m): 7:33pm On May 03, 2011
chamotex:
I blame the deadwoods abeg.
A lot of these catz played nuccas that dont even bother to update their teams.
Imagine Octopussy had to play Davidylan of all people in the final fixture . . . .davidylan wey still get Marcus Bent for team. grin grin grin
I didn't stand a chance.

I hope the Admin now knows the people that shouldn't be allowed entry for next season's FPL.
We don't need people giving free awoof points away.
See your mouth like "Obo Maalu" grin grin grin

Wasnt that the way your were awoof for others last season
Family › Re: Wife's Mid-life Crises? by dayokanu(m): 7:31pm On May 03, 2011
naijababe:
Cool down o guy. Just being sarcastic
Saka what?
Romance › Re: Will You Still Marry Her If She Won't Fully Change Her Last Name -No Hyphenation by dayokanu(m): 7:28pm On May 03, 2011
Na wa o
Family › Re: Wife's Mid-life Crises? by dayokanu(m): 7:04pm On May 03, 2011
When we talk about the risks and dangers involved in importing wives from naija many think you are hating.

In this Obodo Oyinbo, No kain woman wey you dey find wey no dey.

But you hear guys with excuse like Abroadians lack respect, dem too tear eye, Dem no get culture, They are loose etc.

I can tell you one some of the most morally decadent girls I have dealt were in Nigeria Those were in the days I was still in the world before I met Ifyalways  cool. If you schooled in Naija and rocked town wella you would know say Naija girls own sef too much.

See this link which I assumed was a Naija pic

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=68433


An Abrodian would show you her colous sharp sharp while a Naijan would pretend until she has the "sword".

Importees are usually fininacially dependent for at least 3-4yrs maybe more cos of the need to get certification skill and required education to be productive

make we no derail jare. I dey usually vex when I hear stories of importees wey turn on importer
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 6:46pm On May 03, 2011
Excerpts from Interview with raul and Robben

What’s the main difference between La Liga and the Bundesliga?

Raul: “[size=13pt]The huge size of the crowds is new to me. Spain isn’t anything like it. And the Bundesliga is so evenly-matched: Every team is capable of beating every other, you see it every weekend. Spain is a bit different. It’s generally between Real Madrid and Barcelona for the title[/size].“

Robben: “The football in Spain is more about skill and technique. Every team tries to play good football. The physical side, with plenty of running and hard tackling, plays more of a role in the Bundesliga.“

Raul, following Schalke’s momentous triumph against Inter in the Champions League quarter-finals, you celebrated with the fans up on the retaining fence. How did you like it up there, and did you know what you’re supposed to do?

Raul: “It was completely new territory for me. I enjoyed the moment, although I basically didn’t know what I was supposed to shout into the megaphone. But celebrating this amazing success with the fans was a fantastic feeling. With all the ecstatic fans around me, I felt like a kid again.“

Did either of you experience anything like it in Spain?

Raul: “No, I never did anything like that in Madrid, because it’s not normal in Spain. I was totally unaccustomed to the situation. The fans here really express their passion and emotion, it was an amazing experinece.

Robben: “I’ve unfortunately not seen what happened, but I can imagine everyone involved really enjoyed it. The players do celebrate with the crowd in Spain, but not so intensively or up on the fence.“
http://www.fcbayern.telekom.de/en/news/news/2011/29267.php?fcb_sid=91b3531fd9afcb6bc0ee14c989d560ea
Family › Re: My Marriage Is Suffering-what Can I Do? by dayokanu(m): 6:39pm On May 03, 2011
Just like i said on the other thread, Its only your enemy that would tell you to hang on with this man and keep trying to win him back.

Start living your life separately, and the sex, you should be the one running from it self.

1. You already have 2 kids, why would you wanna have another in this situation when your marriage is actually about to crash

2. What if your serial cheat of a husband infect you with something.

Right now, Get your finances straight dont give him any more money, look for things that would make you and your kids happy without him, Take the kids out on weekends and make yourself happy.

Act like he doesnt exist and GOODLUCK
Politics › Re: Saraki, Goje May Battle Mark For Senate Presidency by dayokanu(m): 6:22pm On May 03, 2011
Can the take away their Speaker or is it Megaphone and shove it anywhere they want?
Politics › Re: We Must Keep ACN Out Of The South-South And South-East by dayokanu(m): 6:06pm On May 03, 2011
[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=658521.msg8252957#msg8252957 date=1304441955][size=28pt]ACN not a Yoruba party, says Ngige [/size]


FORMER governor of Anambra State, Dr. Chris Ngige, has debunked insinuation in some quarters that the Action Congress of Nigeria (ACN) is a Yoruba party, saying its foundation and membership cuts across the country.

While dismissing speculation that he was planning to decamp to the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Ngige who was recently elected Senator for Anambra Central district on the platform of ACN, described the party as one of the future.

Speaking in a live television programme in Onitsha, Ngige said that as a founding member of the ACN, he would not contemplate leaving a party he founded, adding that the problem with many politicians is lack of patience to build their political parties.

“I am not crossing over to PDP because ACN is a party that has a bright future. It we do not form the Federal Government today, we will form it the next time. The important thing is that the party has moved from controlling only one state to controlling six and was able to make inroads in many others.”

He promised to liaise with progressive senators to achieve many things for the people, including free education to the Nigerian children up to JSS3, expressing regret that people have been paying lip service to giving Nigerian children their right to free and qualitative education.

The senator-elect promised to present a bill that would make it mandatory for every state to have an airport, just as he would fight to ensure that every geo-political zone has equal number of states.

He said there was no justification for one zone to have seven states and about 240 local governments, while the South East should have five and about 95 local governments, noting that those with far less number of states and local governments were losing so much financial resources.


http://www.ngrguardiannews.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=46727:acn-not-a-yoruba-party-says-ngige&catid=1:national&Itemid=559



ACN will soon be spreading.[/quote]Can we call the medics because some people might go on mass suicide given Ngiges statement.

ACN in control of a SS state, In control of one of 3 senatorial seats in Anambra

Ngige and Tinubu are the real deal. While OBJ, Alams, Anenih are stale news.

The earlier you join the brrom revolution, the better for you

Up ACN, Up NGIGE, UP OSHIOMOLE, Up TINUBU


Did someone just say Up Alams, Akala, Bode george, Ibori and Odili?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 5:34pm On May 03, 2011
[img]http://www.fcbayern.telekom.de/media/images/sonstiges_10_11/270/audicup_270.jpg[/img]

Bayern, Barcelona, AC Milan and SC Internacional Porto Alegre form the sparkling line-up of leading international clubs for the Audi Cup 2011, to be played on 26 and 27 July at the Allianz Arena. “In terms of the teams involved, this tournament is world class,” a delighted Karl-Heinz Rummenigge declared, looking forward to a stunning dress rehearsal ahead of Munich’s first competitive match of the new season in the DFB Cup a few days later.

Bayern won the inaugural Audi Cup two years ago, and will be keen to defend the prestigious trophy this summer. However, the competition could hardly be more daunting. Barcelona could well arrive in Munich as Champions League winners and Spanish champions; AC Milan are poised to claim the Serie A title; and leading Brazilian side Internacional Porto Alegre won the Copa Libertadores last term. “For reasons of prestige alone, all four clubs will be determined to win the cup,” commented Rummenigge.
Family › Re: How Do I Get My Baby To Sleep Peacefully? by dayokanu(m): 5:30pm On May 03, 2011
@Op,

Check my profile picture for sedatives
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 4:58pm On May 03, 2011
Jörg Butt has agreed to extend his stay at Bayern, but second-choice goalkeeper Thomas Kraft is to leave at the end of the season, the Munich club announced on Tuesday.

Following face-to-face talks between the 36-year-old Butt and the FC Bayern board, the former Germany international shot-stopper has agreed the terms of a one-year contract extension, keeping him in Munich until 30 June 2012.

“Jörg Butt is a first-class goalkeeper. I’m extremely happy he’s chosen to stay another year with Bayern,” commented chairman Karl-Heinz Rummenigge. “This incidentally also fulfils a wish expressed by our new head coach Jupp Heynckes.”

Kraft to leave FCB

Number two goalkeeper Kraft (22), whose contract expires at the end of this season, has handed in his notice on the due date, and has informed the board that he wishes to leave the club.

“Thomas Kraft’s understandable goal is to be a first-choice goalkeeper, but we cannot guarantee him that,” commented Bayern director of sport Christian Nerlinger. “We wish Thomas all the very best and much success in the future, both professionally and in his private life
http://www.fcbayern.telekom.de/en/news/news/2011/29324.php
Politics › Re: We Must Keep ACN Out Of The South-South And South-East by dayokanu(m): 4:54pm On May 03, 2011
Tinubu already has his hands on Edo state which is oil producing and SS

Whoever doesnt like it should go and hang.
Family › Re: Wife's Mid-life Crises? by dayokanu(m): 4:38pm On May 03, 2011
jennykadry:
Will A night with you solve the issue? cool
YOU ARE NOW TALKING. ALL THOSE TALK TALK NO DEY SOLVE PROBLEM JUST A NIGHT IN AN ATMOSPHERE FOR AMU.

andyanders:
LISTEN, I AM A MARRIED MAN AND AT THIS POINT, YOUR MARRIAGE IS UNDER TRIAL. UNDERSTAND THIS, IF YOU HAVE BEEN HAPPILY STAYING WITH YOUR WIFE AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU START HAVING MARITAL PROBLEMS LIKE THIS COME INTO YOUR HOME THROUGH YOUR WIFE, THIS SHOULD BE A SPIRITUAL ATTACK. SHE MUST HAVE BEEN SPIRITUALLY ATTACKED BY SPIRITUAL HUSBAND THAT WILL MAKE HER SEE YOU AS HER WORST ENEMY. NOTE, HER ACTIONS WERE BEEN MANIPULATED SPIRITUALLY BY THE EVIL ONE. SHE MIGHT NOT KNOW WHAT SHE IS DOING UNTIL SHE IS BEEN DELIVERED. NO AMOUNT OF GIFTS YOU GIVE HER THAT WILL CHANGE HER ATTITUDE. NOTE ALSO, DO NOT BLAME HER AND DON’T EVER ACCUSE HER. SHE IS NOT BY HERSELF SPIRITUALLY

TAKE YOURSELF TO 'SCOAN' SYNAGOGUE CHURCH OF ALL NATIONS AND THIS WILL BE OVER. IF YOU CAN GO THERE, YOUR PROBLEM WILL BE OVER AND YOU WILL SEE THE HAND OF GOD.
I AGREE WITH YOU, SHE SHOULD ALSO INVITE THE SPIRITUAL HUSBAND TO SCOA MOTORS AND BUT HIM A RANGE ROVER.

ifyalways:
Trust Macjive to come out with da strangest and weirdest story. tongue

@Topic,Husband should ignore the wife,pretend she does not exist and channel his energy somewhere else.The wife is simply using her body as a weapon against him.

Helloooooo,MIL's first suggestion was to the dude was "buy her more gifts,blah blah blah" ,speaks volumes.It's all abt the gifts,holidays,jewelry and cash.

You can't be someone's slave just because you want to stay married or save a marriage.If Macjive is saying the truth,the husband has sacrificed more than enough already.Is the wife an ashi?which kind of pay-as-u-go marriage be dis huh
ITS THIS KIND OF TALK AND REASONING THAT MAKES ME HELL BENT ON BEING YOUR 3RD HUSBAND

Imagine No gift no sex marriage!!!

I can give you address and Phone number of Lovette in Ipodo under bridge ikeja, Sandra for Ayilara or Christina for Empire. and their rates are even cheaper just N4000 for the whole night Thats about 15 Pounds for TDB sex
Politics › Re: We Must Keep ACN Out Of The South-South And South-East by dayokanu(m): 8:31am On May 03, 2011
Eziachi:
I take it that the election is finally over? With a bang, back to the most usual and most palatable subjects- Igbo, hate and more hatred.
I will be in hospital for at least for 3-4 weeks for a quadriplasty procedure on my knee.
So hopefully I will still keep in touch with NAIRALAND from my hospital bed.
Wish you good health elder Eziachi.

Or Do you mind if we send some well endowed damsel to care for you?
Family › Re: Wife's Mid-life Crises? by dayokanu(m): 8:29am On May 03, 2011
Chaircover,

My advice would be, You cant force someone who doesnt want to be with you to be.

He has bent backwards enuff, Its time for him to stop acting like a wussy and be a man, Call the wifes bluff, Pick your life together, start having fun, go out be merry act like you are having so much fun without her and you life wont end if she decides to act up.

1. She might come around and realise she is losing you.

2. She might also call it quits. Well Its better she ends it at this point rather than you licking her a55 when she would still ultimately leave you even if you pluck out your eyes for her.

You can only try your best to keep a relationship, [size=18pt]YOU CAN'T HOLD SOMEONE DOWN WHEN THEY ARE DONE WITH YOU[/size]

Same advice i would give a woman, If for some reason your husband decides to marry ESPN and watch TV all day, starts giving you a attitude and even deny you sex for 6months, you have dressed sexy, cooked his best meal, cleaned the house, seduced him, cried, threatened, wailed, threatened to kill yourself gone to gym even told his friends and family yet he continues to treat you like trash.

I would tell her fashy the man and stop acting like the sun rises from his ass
Politics › Re: Saraki, Goje May Battle Mark For Senate Presidency by dayokanu(m): 8:13am On May 03, 2011
^^

A bit late homie. Otedola and Adenuga are flying the Yoruba flag on the Forbes list

http://www.forbes.com/2009/06/11/billionaire-rivals-oracle-yankees-business-billionaires-feuds_slide_6.html

Aliko Dangote vs. Femi Otedola
Nigeria's richest were close friends until spring 2008 when Dangote, who made a fortune off sugar and cement, outbid oil tycoon Otedola for Chevron's West Africa Division. Otedola claimed Dangote broke a gentlemen's agreement not to get involved in each other's industries. This March, Otedola accused Dangote and broker Nova Finance and Securities of manipulating Otedola's African Petroleum for "settlement of personal scores," after its shares fell 80% in eight weeks. Nigerian regulators cleared Dangote of stock manipulation, but suspended operations of Nova Finance for a year. The stock drop was enough to push Otedola out of the billionaires club for now.
Sports › Re: NBA Season 2010/11 by dayokanu(m): 8:10am On May 03, 2011
Its the motherfucking Mavericks baby
Politics › Re: Saraki, Goje May Battle Mark For Senate Presidency by dayokanu(m): 8:08am On May 03, 2011
^^ From Black to white. Maybe he wants to get Otedola's swag and was told he needs to wear white and not that black colour that he wont wash for months like a fisherman
Family › Re: Wife's Mid-life Crises? by dayokanu(m): 8:06am On May 03, 2011
I no gree. cool cool cool cool
Politics › Re: Saraki, Goje May Battle Mark For Senate Presidency by dayokanu(m): 8:05am On May 03, 2011
A breath of Fresh air!!!!

Well Otedola sharp guy, We dont have to kill ourselves, we dont have to record 96% votes but we still get the loot.

While the 97% voters have returned to sell "markate" Otedola is concluding Billion Dollar deals ROI
Family › Re: Wife's Mid-life Crises? by dayokanu(m): 8:00am On May 03, 2011
chaircover:
6 months of no sex and he is busy reporting to biased friends and a disinterested MIL instead of taking his wife on a quiet weekend away, getting her to open up and resolving their issues together. There are always ups and downs in marriage even if you married a saint. This is a downtime for them and they need to get out of it.
A man is neck deep in debt and the solution is to spend more money to take his disgruntled wife out for a weekend? na wa for women o. Is it until he is officially bankrupt?

A woman is not interested no sex for 6months and the solution is to keep talking, begging and even spend more from his huge debt profile to satisfy a confused woman.

Na real wa
Politics › Re: Inside Sources: Bin Laden’s Corpse Has Been On Ice For Nearly A Decade by dayokanu(m): 7:43am On May 03, 2011
So why didnt Bush or the republican bring out the body and claim the victory when Obama was sweeping them out
Politics › Re: We Must Keep ACN Out Of The South-South And South-East by dayokanu(m): 7:40am On May 03, 2011
Tinubu's ACN already has his stranglehold on Edo State which is in the SS and Oil producing.

Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu carry go, Tinubu just rubbed GEJ's face in the sand as far as SW is concerned despite GEJ coming every weekend to campaign for Akala, and other PDP aspirants, they still lost and were swept out

In case anyone doesnt like it, Contact the nearest transformer.

OR Let the weed smoking fishermen with sandpaper-like lips get high on oil polluted creekwater

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