₦airaland Forum

SlavaUkraini:
https://dailypost.ng/2026/02/28/yourre-a-married-woman-abati-queries-ohiri-over-claim-umahi-came-to-her-hotel-room-tying-towel/

Sonnobax15:
listen to yourself . Na people like una dey make Dem dey see all of us finish.

So he should have attended the church for a thousand years first before he could ask for financial assistance from the scammer abi? But it didn't take the same thief time to start billing him in form of tithes and offerings.

Sometimes I begin to wonder if the brain of an average Nigerian Christian has been tampered with,and you guys keep proving me right on a daily basis

LegendHero:
Source: https://saharareporters.com/2026/02/04/abia-2026-budget-otti-govt-plans-spend-n210million-one-photocopier-purchase-lagos-office

muykem:
Those are the bodies in charge of world economy. They have both skills and knowledge to focast and measure. I know that you believe Peter Obi a third class in philosophy than IMF and world bank.

chisomkachy:
https://saharareporters.com/2023/04/07/obidients-one-most-repulsive-putting-concoctions-i-ever-encountered-political-arena

thesicilian:
Just like begging for money is stealing

Parachoko:
The NLC was comfortable with the policy before the Presidential Election because they felt it was affecting Tulumbu.

In fact, Peter Obi that is representing the NLP political party even supported the policy even though it was causing hell for Nigerians. He told us to endure the pain.

While People were protesting in Warri, Benin, Ikorodu etc the NLC was silent because they thought is all in favour of their candidate

Now wey NLC candidate don lose the election, dem don remember the policy is not working

dre11:
“If he is sure that he is not the father of the boy, why should he be afraid of submitting himself to a DNA (test)?”



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Thinkam:
What is wrong with that, is tinubu not 86?

Atiku is coming

Jpblessed:
What happened to AJ?

gulfer:
Bros Okoh; Igbobi College..... Plus the fact that he knows almost everyone by name and face , na serious Japa everywhere

nwekeugochukwu:
https://igberetvnews.com/1428954/apostle-edu-udechukwu-sends-dj-wedding-playing-secular-music-photo-video/

Odewaleadesoye:
Can't find my uncle's name

Period007:
I know This thread will never make the front page because it's not attacking Peter Obi

rotimage:
Hi fellow Nairalanders please I want to know the rate at which I can get a plot of land in Ayobo area.

sukkot:

Splitmind:
Fool why celebrate being in a foreign land away from your country Nigeria? Those celebrations will turn to tears soon Isha-Allah.

Grare:
Hello.....Great NLanders.

I have been able to observe for a while the various CREWS of Nairaland and I want to use this opportunity to expecially enlighten those who have no idea about the existing CREWS....

So, let's go! All CREW members, come and represent your CREW

(1) The Religion Crew: These ones don't joke. They always look for every opportunity to spread their beliefs rigorously.

(2) The Memes Crew: These ones can boast of a truck load of memes in their possession. They always have memes for various occasions. Don't try them, because they can release a striking meme for you at any point in time.

(3) The Observers: These people don't often drop comments, unless they feel the need and necessity to do so. They remain anonymous most times and observe things from the background. They read comments, check what's up and move.

(4) The Talkatives: Also known as the attention seekers. They are always on every thread. They can even fight just to ensure that they talk and get noticed.

(5) The Disguise Crew: You see them having monikers of the opposite sex. But by their ways, you shall know them

(6) The Troll: I fear who don't fear these people. They can drag u everywhere, go way back to your ancestors to dig you up even when you are not around, they still trace you down your generation and follow you like village people.

(7) The Questinaires: I hail thee! They can ask questions for Africa. They can't do simple research. They always have a bucket full of questions to ask, even when the answers are obvious.

[8] The IDGAF Crew: These ones are somehow funny. Once they drop their bombshell, they just wouldn't give a f*ck. Even though they actually have a full pocket of f*cks and you need some, you know what they would tell you?
I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!!
And after that, if you like quote them, or insult them from now till eternity, they will never reply you.

(9) The Begging Crew: They don't hide it. They will act as if begging has been entwisted in their DNA. Some even have different begging monikers. They try to convince people about their plight so as to get help. No problem. In case you like to render assistance to them, you might want to verify their claims and ensure that they are actually genuine.

(10) The BMC Crew: These people always sing praises and worship the government. They still find ways to praise them, even when they have obviously failed.

(11) The Feminist: These one will do anything to glorify and support females, but will shy away from correcting them when they are clearly wrong. If you want to know them, it's not difficult at all. Just criticize female, be it positive or negative. You will see them all out with their dragnets.

(12) The Redpillers: You already know. Also known as the alpha males. Only the name alone can make the ladies to start fidgeting. They have swallowed the red pill to fortify themselves against all kinds of women manipulations. In short, in their dictionary, they should always 'dominate' and 'be in control' and not the other way round.

(13) The Super Story Crew: These ones can create fake stories and try to make them look and sound genuine. They derive joy in spreading rumours. Most of them hide under the pretext of bloggers.

(14) The Derailers: These ones are so annoying. They can derail a useful thread or topic to make it become non-beneficial at the end. They have no meaningful contribution as they are only interested in trivialities.

(15) The Sadists: Also known as the joy killers or trouble makers. Don't be surprised if someone attacks you for no just cause. The sadists are always on ground to bring you down to their level, create trouble from nowhere and ensure that they squeeze out every element of joy in you.

(16) The Scam Crew: Also known as the sweet mouthers. These people look for all avenues to scam others. Some of them have a library full of books on how you can make billions of dollars under 30 minutes, when they haven't made one Naira. If you fall into their snares, it's goodbye to your money.

(17) The Tribalist Crew: This crew members can be annoying and irritating most times. They can turn any topic into a tribal war front. They speak viles and even go to the extent of creating new monikers just to vent their frustrations and speak ills of other tribes. In fact, in their dictionary, there is nothing like coexistence.

(18) The Moderation Crew: Also known as the 'Mods'. They are the backbone of Nairaland. They determine which topic moves to the front page and if you are not careful, they can dish you 700 years ban. Sometimes you wonder that a topic which isn't supposed to get to the front page is already there in a twinkle of an eye. It's simply because the poster already knew what the mod likes to push the topic there. For example, just give a particular mod a piece of snake...and your to topic will graze the front page...lol.

(19) The DM Crew: Some people call them 'SIMPS'. You will find them mostly in the romance section, always inside people's DM. They can equally be spotted simply from the way they interact. They always try hard to make themselves lovable. They can do anything to appeal to the opposite sex. Well, just don't throw out your self respect/worth or bug down people.

(20) The English Checkers: This crew members are very swift in checking every post for any grammatical errors. They have already checked this write up and have penned down all errors...haha!!!


Now, which of the CREWS do you belong to?

I am basically one of 'The Observers'


Mind you, you can belong to one or more CREWS simultaneously

Znation:
Hello everyone.. Please i need help right now.

This is a very big temptation for me, because i'm a graduate and i don't want to fall my hand.

My junior sister of 14 years just asked me to help her in correcting this sentence.

The question seems easy, but i think i need help b4 i disgrace myself as a graduate.

She said i should help her with the the correct english to this sentence;

How Many Years I Take Senior You?

I just take style do like say i wan make call, and decided to come to nairaland.

Someone should help, because she is waiting for me to finish my call.

What is the correct english please!

"Though, from the suggestions i've got here, i've told her that; "What is our age differece" is the correct one.

But i'm still doubting it anyways, because from the question, the person asking that question is older. But "what is our age difference" dosn't specifies who is older as in the question;
(How Many Years I Take Senior You)

Maybe, there is no best grammer to that s
Sentence.

ANY?

Maxymilliano:
https://punchng.com/obianos-wife-declares-senatorial-ambition-apologises-to-soludo/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1648685285

NgeneUkwenu:
As reported by the BBC Igbo, the Monday Sit-At-Home called every week by the proscribed IPOB organisation has continued to fail in Ebonyi State.

Today, was not different from other Mondays, where people are seen , going about their normal daily activities without molestation in Ebonyi State..

https://www.facebook.com/1385243528221504/posts/4532698506809308/

See pictures below.

Proffwhyhurry12:
Why will a reasonable person leave where he make that amount of money?

Because where that money is coming from, more is still there.