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Fake news some will say, they are only excited when bad news happen. Enemies of progress, that's why they will never progress in their lives.

even if you hate buhari, it is only idiots of elephantine proportions that will wish these Men fighting for their country evil just for the sake of politics.

All you idiots who look forward to the deaths of Nigerian soldiers just for politics, hope you can hear me, your idiocy can't be compared to non.

greyham:
Your mates are breaking barriers in science and technology. You are trying to break the hymen of young lady

There are types of barriers that must be broken in life, kpekus barrier is among

Quincymadu:
Guys abeeeg i need one kind favour from you guys..
Those of you that has deflowered a girl before, how did you guys do it...cos since 4 days now i have been trying to disvirgin dis girl that am dating.but it seems more difficult than i thought, the last time i tried it with another girl the same thing was the case...this time around i thought it was going to be easier since i didnt apply some techniques... Like using plenty lubricant and getting her well aroused, but even with all this too the package seal has refused to give way...sometimes i spend up to 4 hrs humping on top a locked kpekus dat my d*** wont stand again...all my body is paining me seriously here...and a niqqa needs to blast,..abeg na my matter be this and is not a joke...i need expert answers from real men and the ladies too....not from children o

I believe you can do this bro, believe in yourself and you will be surprised wht you can a achieve. That nunu is yours, get it

adecz:
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May Sango and Amadioha tear you apart. Oloshi omo eranko jati jati

Aufbauh:
This Man Saraki will never understand that there are no go areas for him
I pray he scale the PDP primaries so that he can taste what they call 'Electoral beating blue black', left, right and centre.

I doubt saraki will go beyond primary and if he does, he may witness the worst political defeat.

adecz:
Na she sabi.....

It is also an indictment on
the DSS, who appear to have time
for only intrigues.

She should now prepare for
jail & refund all her illegally acquired
allowances.

419 woman..

Are you not the same shameless punk boasting of how you enjoyed a wrong transfer of 40k made to your account. You are a shameless hypocrite for pointing fingers at Adeosun.You should go and return that money too. Useless citizens looking for good leaders. Look at our leaders of tomorrow, people without integrity and shame. Ko ni da fun e.... May the gods rip off your balls

adecz:
The illegal deductions on my
account na your sweat abi?

May you continue to sweat & never
enjoy the fruits of that smelly sweat.

Don't use your leprous fingers to
quote me again, you scallywags & nincompoop.

It's so obvious you don't have an iota of sense, so the person that did the error is the one responsible for the bank charges, you obviously lack knowledge on how organisations run you mannerless uncultured being. You lack integrity yet you blame the leaders, are u any better?

I can sense you are a psychiatric patient. May madness ruin your household. You this pig from the squalor. You will end up in a zoo.

hyfr:
Lemme ask u this question, pls be honest
Should u see an alert of 50m in your account this night, what would u do?
Put your wife and children in consideration if you’re married

Even if I'm able to access the fund and divert it to several accounts and withdraw some. In this age of BVN, all accounts the money was sent to will be restricted , my account will be restricted. Then I'll be embarrassed. Even if I manage to run with it, then I'll become a wanted person. So why should I bother when I can easily declare myself and be counted as a honourable person, I can even get recommendations for greater heights.

So my brother, I'll declare. I'll get a good name, I won't have to hide, I will save someone's job and make somebody happy

hyfr:
the cashiers are not to blame.. they pay in money into the account u give them and any cashier that makes an error in paying in a million derseves to be sacked. I think it’s a network glitch or something

Which kind network glitch, those errors are human errors and the staff must pay plus query or even sack. You think it's robots that inputs the details of beneficiaries.? Network don't do such errors, network can only cause a delay or reversal of funds. Even if it is network, then somebody at the technical end will pay for it dearly. The truth is that nothing goes for nothing in the banking system, somebody will definitely pay. You can save someone's job, he's probably feeding a family with it. Let's make the world a better place.

adecz:


UBA mistakenly credited my empty acctI quickly with
40k some months ago,,,,

I quickly withdraw am, chop am.

I'm still awaiting them.

I see it as payment for all
the illegal deductions they have been
cheating me all these years.

I assure you,
chopping bank money is delicious...

The money you are so excited about was someone's error and pains. Someone would have suffered for it. Nothing like bank's money, the staff that the error must balance one way or the other, it's no ones business.
May the pains of that person visit you in 100 folds you wicked soul.
Karma is a bitch, it may be you tomorrow who will do erroneous transfer of larger sum of money then you will know how it hurts

bixton:
So much for fake news.
It appears NL is filled with it.
Just few days ago we read a man mistakenly sent #1million to a day which was supposed to be meant for RAGP and the sum was returned back to him.

Now we're reading another one...
If I may ask, which bank allows a customer's minimum balance to be less than #1,000.

Your balance can go as low as N0. 00 in many banks

hyfr:
We do not comprehend the ways of the gods
So u saw one million in your acct and you don’t see a sign in it. After withdrawing all in your account .
Amongst 200million people in Nigeria, they choose you and all u could do was to send the money back
I hope you get the necessary media hype and some breakthrough from this your good act.
Mr man you should have withdrawn that money immediately and kept it somewhere safe, if it’s an error from the bank, then they fix it cos they make millions every minute, repaying 1m is a chyse something to them.
If they proceed to declare u wanted, u can sue them for 500m.. someone has done it before in this nigeria sef and his was 42m that was wrongly paid. UBA listed him wanted and he sued them for 1billon. Now he’s prolly somewhere around lekki or vgc

Btw how did they pay 1m wrongly ... the person that paid it couldnt write well or read well? I’m tryin to understand

Don't get it twisted, for such errors, someone is suffering and paying dearly for it.

Be good to a soul and return such money, nothing like bank's money, someone will suffer for it.

amaniro:
Lagos scatter scatter

You get sense so?
Don't you see the attention it received. Which state in Nigeria can boast of that

Ioannes:
Uhmmm...correct me if I'm wrong. Inflation is a bad thing. If it rises that means there's more of it, thateans more of a bad thing right?

If inflation declines, that means a bad thing has declined.

I hope I'm clear.

A declining inflation is a good thing...meaning we have been enjoying a decline and this is the first time it rises in 18 months, some credits should be given for the consistency

Are the posters above me shouting buhari just naturally dumb.

Inflation has been on decline and it rises first time in 18 months.

At least it stands to mean that we have been enjoying a declining inflation, some credits should be given for the consistency for over 18 months.

If you must hate, hate with sense

nazablossom:
There's nothing as heartbreaking as losing once child. So painful.

One's child.

Buterflyle0:
You should learn to use your head when talking.

Why would a sitting government want to jeopardize its own chances in office or ruin their chances for reelection by being behind these killings?

You began well when you talked about mercenaries being recruited.

These recruitments cost money and someone is obviously sponsoring it.

The only people capable of sponsoring acts of this nature are those determined to bring down this government via the use of the very people the President is tied to (Fulanis).

Only the opposition to the government who want to take back the seat of Presidency can apply all means in order to achieve this.

PDP is strongly behind these killings in Adamawa same way it is on record that they were behind Boko haram which has now gone a bit out of control.

Remember boko haram when they first started were strictly going after Christians and churches first until they went out of control and began going against Muslims too.

These ones have started the same way in order to create an religious conflict through totally senseless and unprovoked killings.

These sponsored attacks will not stop Buhari from returning to Aso rock come 2019 because Nigerians are wiser now and know that the opposition is behind all these unnecessary attacks and killings due to the desperation for power.

But you said a government cannot go against itself.
Boko Haram started when pdp was in power, apc was opposition. Is this double standard or what?
So should we just say apc started Boko Haram, then pdp is fuelling Fulani herdsmen. That sounds fairer

adecz:


Several months back,

a video emerged, showing some
Adamawa Fulani elder herdsmen, recruiting
mercenaries from Cameroon, Chad
& Mali to come & help them clear Bachama
ppl from their lands since they
prevented cattle from grazing their on their farms.

The recruiter promised them weapons
money & air support!!!

It appears they are now putting their
words into action.

The word 'Adamawa', (which is
coined from the name of the so-called
'founder' of yola, Modibbo Adama) extends
into Cameroon before the coming of
the white man.

Fulani herdsmen 'brotherhood'
extends across international boundaries
in west Africa, as such, many survivors of
these attacks always confirm seeing a different type
of Fulani attackers, even govt has severally
said the attackers are foreigners.

The lifeless one has awoken all these
historic, ethnic enmities, giving irredentists
an excuse to try to 'reclaim' lands that they initially
stole from the aborigines in the first place.

This is just the beginning & if the Bachama
& in deed, other target communities eg Plateau,
Taraba, Benue, etc do not sit up, they will be gradually driven out from all their lands with the
assailants immediately occupying same. This
is ongoing .

Govt must be seen to be taking concrete
steps to tackle this endless orgy of deaths
& preserve the unity of this country.

Buahri has failed totally in addressing this Fulani issue, their attack has worsen since he came to power.

Hang him.

He is a killer of joy.

No light to charge phone to insult nairalanders and represent NCAN.
Imagine you want to do that thing in the night and there is no AC haba

The word "feminism" alone stand against itself, of course, it stands to mean a group of people who feel they have been considered weaker fighting for equality. And of course, any word like "menism" will only stand for a joke. The strong don't need to fight for relevance

yomi96:
Guy this scam Don cast
I am sure that receipt sef is not real,
this one look like person wey get 1million?
He can keep fooling all the almajiri littering the whole KADUNA and nairaland.

Funny pucture

Benekruku:
You guys are the ones who will be voting for him.

And knowing anything you support goes down, you already know his faith.


Jimi Agbaje and Jonathan did be regretting now they had your support

The south east are terrible in playing politics, they suck at it, that's why they always go down repeatedly in the losing sides

Beat him mercilessly, beat him till he becomes deaf and dumb

Lying is a mental illness.

K

For goodness sake, it this a supposed higher institution

Only fake girls will love you when you have

Abeg which work she dey do giving her sleelpess nights.

Is she building a lab or doing research on the cure of HIV or busy cracking an alien code from space or is she about to invent a new software.?

Olodo feeling relevant

I will return your 200Naira

Fear not great prophet, it is a thing of joy to have your rod go through many narrow ways for even the Bible says "narrow is the road to paradise "...and the more narrow roads your rod devour, the more you will be loved, after all, David, Solomon who had many women were men after God's heart

When I don't see hope of nunu.
Why should I date a girl I cannot get nunu from, it's like a farmer planting knowing he won't get harvest, it's like going into a business knowing their won't be profit.


Nunu is bae