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Who tie the goat? If you are experiencing such please visit the address.

When your mouth won't stop running like a tap.

Is this a Proper or an Improper fraction?

The Lord is your strength.

agwom:
which EFCC? the one where their eagle is looking one side?

An adage in SW says..." An eagle that cannot carry chick is of no use." Kini anfaani Awodi tio le gbe Ediye. [b]That thing they have in there logo isn't an eagle. Na just one strong [b]Broiler dey there[/b][/b]

nairalee:
I'm wondering how address will lead straight to toilet. Politicians and lies

Very very possible o. What if the school is residential and one place leads to the other?

Please if you can relate with this, drop a comment. Those days when you thought you were weeing in the toilet only to wake up and...

To the mothers in the house, this is not fair. My mama then will say che na the money u take chop grow like this?

Here we go.

If you care for more... Say yes

Why not smile?

Life is good

Consider these.

thowbie7ven:
oceanofapk.com

I checked on this, but there are about 5 of the VPN which one of those posted there do you suggest. Please I need anyone which won't fail.

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May you continually enjoy God's favour all through this new year of yours. Where is our cake?
Please note that in every year, there just two major months, these are:
(1) MAY
(2) OTHERS.
If you belong to others, please don't be offended your time will come.

How did you meet your wife?

It’s a funny story. We met at a friend’s wedding where she was the chief bridesmaid. We exchanged addresses but she gave me the wrong address. The address she gave me led me to a toilet in the university. Haba

You have shone light on others path, may your path keep shining.

Why don’t we leave reviews? [/quote]Oooooppp!!! That question you asked I guess it was because you needed to use our response to figure out somethings. Well, if you need an idea on how to go about it. Let's talk business. I was born in Kosefe Local Government, so, ko so fe

God bless you. You spoke well

Who else can relate with all of these?

Take it or you leave it. For every person you have sex with, there is always an initiation of covenant. If you have slept with 5 people, you have had covenant with the five of them and not only that, you have also been yoked with whatsoever he or she has and also you have an automatic inflow from those who he or she had slept with in the past. If they carry curse, family bondage, ancestral palace you will also partake. All these are not theory please, I'm sharing with you deep things. If you need more life examples, I will supply. I get them plenty

For a LovePeddler is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit. Proverb
23:27

@Op you be lazy man o. You should have give that lady another round of hot session after pulling out. She challenged you and you just showed to her that you are a lazy man. Next time, you give it to her raw after that challenge, and she will keep singing you name. . You have succeeded in giving your seed and strenght to a stranger. Oma se o... it's a pity

Sincerely, I'm not advising anyone to stop o. Besides, it is a free world, but the outcome is not always free. Very costly. As I said earlier, I get plenty examples. How I wish this forum is a talking type like... cos this typing n.a. work.
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I can relate 100%. Those were the days we played Actor and Boz carrying sticks as gun hiding from one corner to the other.

The days of name of shoes, name of shoes
Name of cars name of cars.

The days of playing rubber band
The days of bojuboju
The days of suwe
The days of Oba Nia kawojo
The days of tinko tinko
The days of I call on ....
The days when you were threaten with Ojuju calabar and police if you refuse to comply
The days when you enjoy wearing your nice Jean but find it very difficult to wash because then Jean were very tough not this fancy jeans we have now.
The days when play monkey post. Aka soogba e
The days when we played O.j.o
For that last pix, you dare not wait. If you do...

It's not fair @ Op. You shouldn't have posted the person's detail here. I don't know either of you, and really I don't even need to. But such act of yours is....I guess you want to blackmail someone because you have access to his or her account details. How do you sleep at night?

Even if your claim was true, must you come here? You cannot be made a confidant

This is one of the disadvantage of technology, anyone can fake such provided he or she has your account details. After all, the transaction was not successful.

Gtb alerted me 7:48am. Sleep clear for my eye sharperly. Exchange rate. #370.19

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HARRISON040:
Is not about thick or slim is potbelly,do u have it

No, I don't have it. I wish we had this conversation 3 weeks ago you would have seen me. I'm 6feets guy, not chubby and not slim. I was able to do this because I constantly work on myself and I had to quit carbonated drink over a year ago. I made that choice for myself.

And for the mummy G.Os , I can name quite a number of them that keep fit and also tell their women to do so whenever they have ladies forum.

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HammedOlanaija:
If you can't work out,gym and stay fit don't expect marriage
Stop asking if this is an important criteria for marriage while you are always waiting for someone to tell you how beautiful you are.
They will tell you "my baby, sweetie you are the most beautiful thing that ever happened to me" you girls will be blushing as if you won a goddamn lottery.
When your conscience sef is telling you "Am I really beautiful"...I repeat don't expect marriage if you have pot belly

I understand the perspective from which you speak, but why not leave that to individuals to make their choice. Reading thru my first comment you will see from the first paragraph that I wasn't interested in addressing the single male or female because either of them is permitted to make his or her choice. Some love them thick and bloated while some love them slim like pencil, and the other person likes them with an average package. So please let everyone go to the content pool and make his or her choice. Even God knew this that was why He gave us options.

To some extent you are right Op. But I won't speak for the singles, either male or the female. If you like turn yourself to Broiler it's your choice.

Now let's talk about the married. The tendency of a lady getting more flesh after birthing is high depending on some factors which I may not be able to discuss now. But irrespective of that, once you're married, you watch out for each other. As a woman once your see that you man is getting to fleshy, with big belly and probably acquiring bresz like you, tell him jokingly babe do you mind if I dash you one of my bra. He will get the message, play with him and tell him you love to see that nice body again not just because of that, but because of his HEALTH as well.

For the man, once you see that madam is getting unnecessary fat, don't complain, show love to her and then reveal your intention. Go to the nearest gym, make inquiry and get her registered. The 1st week, ensure you take her there yourself stay with her if your job permits it. The subsequent week, she finds her way to the gym. All through this time, she may not really find it funny, but keep encouraging her, tell her she is now looking more beautiful. Her head will begin to swell up, then She puts in more effort. She will love you for this because you took that bold step on her behalf first and when the result comes out she will love her new shape, people will compliment her for the new look and she will in turn love you more for pushing her there.

Plan a swimming excercise together sometimes, she will love it and it will help her and even you as well.


All that I've written above ain't theory, I just spoke from a first hand experience I had. You can as well buy it if You think it will help you and your spouse. I know some people it has worked for and I believe I can work for you as well if you really put yourself to work.

Final words to the married ladies. In the voice of a great mentor of mine in person of Myles Munroe. He said " women, before you were married, you were chaseable. Please remain chaseable after marriage."

Final word the the men. Abeg hustle oooooo because if you don't have enough money and time how do you plan all that I've written above. Most of the time on issue like this we are to take the 1st step before madam go follow. But if doh no dey, hmm you will be handicapped.

Above all marry person u fit relate with o. If you marry a man or lady you can't relate with, even at your first move to help each other, either party will see it as if you're not interested again or probably you now have an option out there.

Scientifically, Anatomically, Physiologically, Biologically. All of these terms were acquired knowledge after we arrived here. He created both Adam and Eve has a virgin irrespective of all those terms I stated up there. As for those referring to Abraham that he slept with his concubine, that is a lie from the pit of hell, and I suspect that you are here to woo people there. He had that sexually intercourse with Hagar the maid to Sarah because she persuade him to do so in order to procreation, he regretted it and that was the only time he slept with her yet the doom from it still torments the world till today. God was never pleased with it, but the deed has been done.

If male chastity is not as needed as of the female, why did Joseph run for his life? If you can lay it hands on some additional part of the bible, you will find out that this evil woman was still after the guy's innocence even while in prison. She visits him to remind him of the evil deal, only for him to agree with her and he will be out, yet, he declined. Note that woman nah goddess in term of beauty.

Daniel is also a good example.

How I wish this forum is a talking forum cos this typing is really tiring.

Have ever come across some bible passages where the priest will order someone to bring a sucking lamb or that which is not up to one year?
Do you Care to know why? That is animal o , how much more human.

Considering King Solomon, David and others acquiring wives like Medals, in the beginning, it was not so. If you needed two , God would have created two Eves.

So for those chucking innocent girls upandan, you're in trouble o
Exodus 22:16 (NRSA) When a man seduces a virgin who is not engaged to be married, and lies with her, he shall give the bride-price for her and make her his wife.

King James Version
Nevertheless the foundation of God standeth sure, having this seal, The Lord knoweth them that are his. And, Let every one that nameth the name of Christ depart from iniquity. 2Tim 2:19

And to the ladies out there, make una self stay put. Haba!
Whenever I remember my experiences during boarding school days in the 90s, really I feel bad for the colossal damage those seniors did, yet they will come to the hostel to make mockery of these girls. Please you people should get sense. The truth is that God will always forgive you and forget, but human will never never forget it.


King James Version
By faith the harlot Rahab perished not with them that believed not, when she had received the spies with peace Hebrews 11:31
God forgave her, yet are harlotry for never forgotten by humans

Matthew 1:6
6 and Jesse the father of King David.
David was the father of Solomon, whose mother had been Uriah’s wife,
Even King David who was forgiven, but the above has shown that people still remember it even in the New Testament . So watch you move

Irrespective of your gender , chastity is for males and females. If you've not traded yours, please keep for God sake, if you've traded it, God will forgive you if you care to repent. And to those who lost theirs due to rape or ... God sees your heart that you didn't trade it.

With this my long and tiring epistle, some still won't hear. So do as it pleases you, and I'm not a judge over anyone here.

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