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I nominate Vicky~

u gat to see them, as big as your head lol

cool
short things+tall things
@ Agbani no fall d guy hand

^ok babe!

~vicky~:
[color=
#006600]what Mercury brought you here ve missed you physically, how's school and everyone[/color]

fine, fine my dear!! and you? how is everything, your skul ad work!

Vicky!! that girl is some else
@ oddy please remove my name

~vicky~:
i have gift for singing and talented in decorating and designs

we know!! we know!!

~vicky~:
PRESENT
AM IN
FOR ACIDOSIS
Creatively
You worked your art
You spun a web
Around my heart
How beautifully
Your deeds have spread
Each intricately
Woven thread
With strands of care
You dried my tears
Your gentleness
Dispelled my fears
Your wisdom
Helped me understand
And patiently
You held my hand
To give me courage
To brave the storm
With kindness
You have kept me warm
Your passion
Lit a glowing fire
That filled my soul
With sweet desire
You're all
That I was dreaming of
For the web you spun
Was made of love

i love this..pls be mine

~vicky~:
am not hiding Mr. and stop shaking your head, if may fall off

hi babe

PINK

~vicky~:
A love letter by Maths Student to his Girlfriend:

My Sweet 'Straight Line'

Yesterday I was passing by your 'Rectangular' house in 'trignometric' lane.

There my eyes with 'positive slope' felt 'orthogonally' on your cute 'circular face', 'conical nose' & 'spherical' eyes.

Before seeing you my heart was a 'null set', but when a 'vector' from your eyes at deviation of 'theta radians' made a 'tang
ent' to my heart, I got differentiated.

My love for you is 'quadratic equation' with 'real roots'.

Now you can only 'Integrate' me back to my life.

With My Love ♥ ♥

"Tending to Infinity"

i guess i am the maths teacher

nice joke anyway

~vicky~:

Black - miss the intimacy
White - was a big liar
Purple - I want him/her back
Blue - if I see him/her burning and I have water, I will drink it.
Pink- childish idiot
Green - gold digger
Khaki - cheater
Indigo - dog
Beige - I still love you
Creme- None of the above
Red--Dangerous

add urs

Green-

@No 5...

Happy birthday....

^^^....whats d matter with you

~vicky~:
inside ur kpekus

how do u know?

happy birthday Nonso llnp

~vicky~:
There are two brothers named P-SQUARE.

They sang a song called DO ME & got IFUNAYA pregnant, so they ran to escape d TEMPTATION but their BUSY BODY could not allow
them stay, because E NO EASY.

So, they ran into DANGER till they began 2 ROLL IT until d GAME IS OVER.

They have now decided to trick BEAUTIFUL OYINYE by telling her
you must CHOP MY MONEY.
Morning all

where's d joke

In an English exam.

There's an essay writing.

The title was "What is laziness?"
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Akpors left 3 pages blank and wrote in the end -

THIS IS LAZINESS.

rate me

Lord ve mercy

nice joke

am really enjoying your jokes

they got me smiling whenever i read them

nice effort

keep it up

~vicky~:
During the exam, Akpors kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet.His teacher saw him doing that & thought he was copying.*when collecting the paper after the exam*Teacher: I'm gonna minus 10 marks.Akpors: Hiiaaa!! Why sir?Teacher: For copying.Akpors: How do you know that I was copying?Teacher: I saw you looking under the table.Akpors: *laughing* Question 9 said, "STUDY THE TABLE BELOW " .

i like dis 1

~vicky~:
FROM THE DIAGRAM BELOW, IDENTIFY:

1. Which of them are sleeping?
a)donkolline b)Mogulo c)bin
2. Which of them just woke up?
A)Sutoboy b)dbrighest c)mikuz
3. Which two are twins?
[b]a) ajibel&Mogulo b)Exponental&bin
[/b]4. How many gals & boys are there in the pix?

answer to no 2
vicky

silly girl

DONkollione: JOKES GRADING: A

REMARK: AM NOT SURPRISED AT ALL


REWARD: TWO NIGHTS WITH VICKY!

she likes dis very much

~vicky~:
take dis 1
A lawyer had fun in his car with his secretary n she 4get her pant in d car. His wife saw pant on d back seat n tore it apart,she screamed:s "so baby u ãя̩̥̊e̶̲̥̅̊ cheating on me?" †ђξ lawyer said angrily: "my L♥√ع U̶̲̥̅̊ have finish Ӎε̲̣̣̣̥, U̶̲̥̅̊ just destroyed an evidence of a rape case worth N10million". †ђξ wife fell on her knees n started crying n begging, "honey pls 4giv Ӎε̲̣̣̣̥, I'm so sorry........."L̳̿Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇L̳̿ .... Lawyers ãя̩̥̊e̶̲̥̅̊ very gud liars.... ...Ǧ☺☺ϑ ♏☺r♌i♌g

na only u gt bb......stop all dese bb font nonsense

Ajibel: Do u want me to criticise ur IQ?
If no, post urs and lemme criticise, appraise or condemn and stop criticising my criticisms which is a way of helping jokers improve

u know what babe!! U SUCK!!!!
Get d hell outta here