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scaramenga:
You think say I be like you wey dey claim street yet you think say pepper spray dey work like perfume or insecticide



Fine since your father is too busy butt raping his cattle aka your mom I will have to do their job for them, you apply a full stop after a sentence not after a paragraph


commas are used to join two sentences and are not to be applied after paragraphs. Now I believe you weren't raised by human beings but by farm animals better safe guard them before fulani herdsmen come to claim your parents as part of their flock


Lol your comeback is as weak and uninspiring as the numerous abok!s that slide in and out of your cattle momma on a daily basis



God no go let my papa dey answer the same surname as cattle rapist like your papa

just admit you and your father are stupid .

see as this jobless foolish frog dey waste time type epistle
I swear you foolish , I blame your uncircumcised father and your circumcised mother .

scaramenga:
WTF is this? Tell your mom to take time out of her "getting raped by animals" schedule to teach you proper English language you Son of an illiterate creep yuk


Another lesson brought to you courtesy of your failure of a father


Defending yourself for being an illiterate? The same act that put your no count loser father in the situation he is today

honestly you foolish....

stop claiming to be learned , you're not!
you can't even put a "full-stop" after a paragraph.
not even a single comma .
foolish kid of a stupid mother and of a dumb father.

you know your father is foolish right ?

scaramenga:
See person wey no sabi English sef dey call person fool well its not your fault I guess this is what happens when you try to speak English that is above your father's paygrade


Ok now its not that pepper spray is not effective its that you will not be able to use it out of fear? Ehen now we are getting somewhere

If your mother had a pepper spray on her she wouldn't have been raped by your bufoon of a father and given birth to a son who does not understand what a lachrymatory agent is

And why will I want your fathers only earthly possession? Tell him to keep it my target no dey e level at all

hehehe
see persons wey sabi they make sentence construct of this such "its that you will not be able to use it out fear"

oga foolish , pepper spray isn't effective in situation such as open air robbery.

I see you'll never leave your foolishness..
thanks for the corrections ..erm , but I don't need it ..I can always correct myself when I am not conversing with Mr foolish.

scaramenga:
There he goes again calling me by his dad's first name

Once again block head pepper spray does not VAPOURIZE and it contains Capsicum genus which will do the job esp. When being nice and obedient is not working


Eyah are you crying Mr liar? Oya provide proof nau so I can believe you

oga I swear you and your dad, in fact your whole linage is filled with fools not single one left.

when you hear the sound of robbers , foolish coward like you will drop a gun and flee and you're advising a Lady to use pepper as confident weapon against robbers.. them be cockroach?

you deserve an award for foolery

scaramenga:
Look whose talking Mr liar

Pele o street fighter you think its everybody you can lie to because you are on Nairaland

What do you think they use to disperse riots or even seperate fights in mushin where all the touts dey? M0r0n
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Why is this one calling me his fathers surname?

you foolish I swear.

one lady in an open air robbery situation using pepper spray.
and you didn't believe I fought in a police station.

admit your foolery .

scaramenga:
Hehehe see this liar who do you think you are talking to?

Pepper spray that is known to cause blindness, asphyxiation of the lungs that UN has banned from war zones na e u shine because you were high and when your eye clear u didn't feel anything mtchew dey lie for your papa there

A man once spent 6 months in jail for threatening someone You scattered police station and probably assaulted police officers yet you are free smh

If you have seen half of what armed robbers do to innocent pleading people then you would respect having a little bit of a fighting chance. I no blame you sha na your experience of robbers na from other people mouth and movies

Dunce pepper spray doesn't operate like perfume it is a lachrymatory agent which for dull people like you means it works more like a fire hose and does not vapourize into the air

Mtchew loser

lol ... no need, you're definitely living in delusion.

this one never enter street at all....mumu boy wey still dey eat mama thank you.

why you no tell police to go ahead fighting robbers with pepper spray.

I swear you foolish.

scaramenga:
Pepper spray N2500
Taser gun N5000

Stay safe ladiez

stop making fool of yourself ...

I spent a December 24th in a police cell ... pepper spray like twice, plus tear gas no even slow me down a bit , I still scatter police office that day ( after enough Highness) before they took me in , police reach five (hefty men).
you're talking of robbers wey Don take everything into system and ready to kill ...even police with gun dey Dodge for most situation and you're advising ladies to be confident with pepper spray against robbers in an open air robbery (even with gun self , ladies shoot and run.. if not you go die for nothing ).

oga know talk wetin you never experience.

ReinaFarine:
She was a stupid girl jare.. A real woman knows what she wants... She would have ridden the Bleep out of your kokoro.. Which nine come be I don't want you to think I'm cheap... Y'all been chatting for months.. Does he seem like that kinda nigga?

But op what do you now want? Medal for self control? Consolation prize? You're one of the rare good men.. But blasting it on social media reduced your VIP mancard to just Regular man.. Which is two steps above fuckboy so?

Congratulations.

fvck you and fvck your confused set of people and fvck your opinion.

he has the right to tell the world about how confused you lots are.

now I even support kiss and tell and I don't give a damn.

Engrr:
A second chance to murder another husband

let the fool be

Born2Breed:
Same guy like you will table her matter with ur guys how she fell cheaply.

so he has to be rude to prove she is not cheap? see mentality

lovethchioma:
One thing I like about Those is her level of confidence and the fact that she doesn't give a damn how anyone perceives her.

and she is begging people to look at her?

stop living in delusion.

Brooke60:
The things women do to keep marriage ehn, I respect you mothers.

She will do anything to protect her husband and the kids....that the sacrifice some men don't make. They just put preek everywhere available without respect to the mother of their kids.

POC, I said 'some'
Dont be unfortunate in mentioning me

Are you wishing the previous (negative) story should be true?
you are the kind of enemies she's talking about.
she is correct when she wrote "your plan will not work".
looking for any slight opportunity to bash men and lay complaints and blame.
just go to mars I am sure there are no men over there.
enemies everywhere.

I still don't see the rights and opportunities not given to women.

rights that on divorce the woman takes the child and gets paid by the man?

rights that the woman is allowed to assault the man verbally and physically and not the other way around ?

rights that no matter who is at fault, the man leaves the house in order for dispute to be settled.

rights that only women can be pronounced raped ?

it goes on ....this is simply a way to weaken the male gender ....I don't care about feminism ....I only care about unsentimental justice.

if women of developed communities can write out how they are being limited from achieving their dreams and it proves to be so , 99% of men will defend their course.

I will say it again , respect is earned not forced (be you a man or a woman).
men definitely fight for everything gotten (not all men). even as the society becomes harsher on men they almost without complaining scale through most times.

Snow02:
that's what they all say until they turn their husbands to house boys

foolish men (e.g jayZ) are the only ones who should become houseboys for not manning up to the equality these women request for , rather these foolish men allow their right to be thrown away.

Elliot2:
like everything else,respect is not given but earned. the status of domineering we see and even of old were all earned by men: e.g in craft and war! the male folk has always shown his abilities to create and use power. and likewise history has never failed to celebrate the few female folks who distinguish themselves! the truth is, the male folk has been more disadvantaged by the society than the female folk but only that he beats his challenges more often than the female. feminism in itself will not work by mere ranting,but the willingness of each female to overcome her life challenges like every other male does.

perfect.
add that being angry at men won't make a woman equal to man.
blaming men for your failures won't make a woman equal to man.
and nairaland is filled with this nature of feminist.
I don't hate women , I love justice.
but these women have to practice what they preach and not this sitting around shouting at the top of your voice and expect respect (that is simply dictatorship) no man wants to be your slave just as you don't want to be a mans slave.

to all loving,hardworking and unsentimental women out there I give my respect.

Jamariwolf4:
I tried to hold this back, but I have to say it: you're a big fool.

I always knew I got what it takes....
e pain am....
don't hold back, but remember it ain't my fault those men used and dumped you like the "p" you typed about.

don't be a fool....don't keep silent ....speak your mind....tell me more about how those men used and dumped you.

Jamariwolf4:
Men are wicked.

Modified :

Any lady who takes care of a man like a husband is on her own ooooooo!!

I've cooked for broke asses in my university days and was dumped still. Never again, lai lai.

The only thing men are used for is money (and that's rich men sef). Broke guys are as useless as 'p' in psychology.

men are truly wicked, them Don finish this one life...
erm..but how come many men used and dumped you like the "p" in psychology?
have you thought you might be as useless as the "p".

if e pain you, send me a reply

efesodje:
These are all lies. Don't mind them. They fabricate stories so they can trend.

Buy pictures when I can download as much as I want free of charge online- young girls pics, milfs pics etc

you are certainly a learner .

do you know how much teenage guys make from downloading nude pics of girls and selling it to clients (without juju)?
well, if you don't know, find a Yahoo guy that does dating, ask him to school you .
some men can be so stupid over pussy.....but they should keep it up for it pays the wise ones.

ignorance is bad .

once your wife cheat, leave or kill her or get killed.. I would go for the first option but I love the second option more.

Kitanayo:
I will start from the beginning so that i will be better understood, soo sorry if it is too long


I and my husband met in one of our ICAN classes so we hit it off immediately, became friends, dated then got married. It was blissful, we had our kids, to me life was perfect till one day he changed.

He started picking fights on irrelevant things, wouldnt talk to me for days, i thought it was just a phase until one day he didnt come back home, after so much calls to family members, friends collegues at work, we found out he left the country with another woman, this was 4 years ago, we later found out he paid for the house rent for two years and he vowed never to have anything to do with me and my kids anymore.

Even after pleadings from family members he still refused so i moved on, believing that one day he would come back to me because i believe his actions was not normal, he asked for divorce, i refused cos my bible is against it (luke 16:18). Since then God has been soo good to me, i've moved into my own home(a working mom) and God has been taking care of my kids for me.


Now 2 years ago, i met this lady who was serving(nysc), i see her as my younger sister so we talk alot, so she knows all about me, she helps me at home, with my kids and all.

One day we were talking about sex generally, so she said she can satisfy my urge, i was shocked, i dont want to go into details but that was how it started.

Mind you i do not insert anything into my "VJ", what she does is the normal licking and sucking till i "CUM" she's in a serious relationship with a man so i do not do same act to her and she doesnt ask for anything in return(from a wealthy home).I dont see myself as a lesbian since i dont indulge in it moreso i still love my husband.

I agreed to it because it's safer than having sex and contacting std in the process, i am human, i have needs and i dont want to commit adultery cos i'm still married and i believe my husband would come back to me, i feel no guilt whatsoever for this act.

Reason why i brought this here is to know your views about this act, i want to have diff. opinions from matured minds so no insults please, thank you.



Mods please help take this to FP

your conscience doesn't judge you on lesbianism ( abi does your Bible support it?) but your conscience judges you on divorce ( what a perfect Christian).

madam divorce, get another husband or another sex mate or better still stick to your new found pleasure.... stop deceiving yourself .

..

kimbraa:
When you go to buy an item in the market. After taking it home and you realised what you bought is spoilt, who would you blame?...yourself or the person selling the goods?. A sincere answer will do.

damn I can't believe a human being will think this way all in the name of being bias..

when even multimillion cash companies are sued daily for a small deceit about their goods and they apologise while paying heavily..

you are saying somebody sells a fake good which she claim to be original is not supposed to be arrested but the buyer should be blamed!

wetin we no go hear from these (feminist) women.

Mujtahida:
I have seen it on archive.org but will read it later. I'm reading 'Plan for a miracle'. Osho is a master of the inner life. This is it: Christianity lacks spiritual vitality. Everything is mechanical and soul sapping. The pathologies and neurotic twistedness that Christianity has introduced into the world cannot be tracked until the end of time. Through its dead and deadening scriptural commands it has afflicted individuals with the disease of righteousness and inflicted mankind with the epidemic of holiness. Righteousness cannot be commanded, holiness can not be legislated. It must be an impulse in the soul, organic, fresh and life giving. All exterior commands are the weapons of death. Hypocrisy is the only way Christians breathe out of the staleness, out of the sepulchre of the faith.
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No pastor, Bishop, Rev in Nigeria has the deep spiritual understanding of the inner life that Osho has. And I love him because he doesn't indulge in philosophical and metaphysical jumble talk. He's clear, straightforward, simple, gentle as rainfall and very expansive and very humorous and irreverent. No sickening talk about sin. His overwhelming life affirming. And he's weird too

He dances, he laughs, he talks and breathes poetry. He is a living healer. It's amazing that Jesus had no sense of humour, he never laughed, he never danced. How did he perform his miracles?

I trust you understand what dance and laughter mean in this context. There must be wind in the soul of a healer
Sarassin

thanks for the link to "the God conspiracy"...

I devoured it like I was eating fried pork.. lol.

please do help me with the link to the other two books mentioned...

thanks once again

I use to know this lady from childhood days up until university days even up to lately.
too bad ..
she should have just left when everyone told her to ....
don't be too stubborn while challenging violence it will only get worse just separate yourself from a violent relationship ( male and Female).

NaoSlay:


Fulani herdsmen issue is just a private issue.

Don't know why the noise is high against these peace loving people.

Fayose should be declared a terrorist for calling Fulani herdsmen terrorist.

Fulani herdsmen and farmers is just a minor misunderstanding which I know buhari and Orton are sensitizing Benue residents on how to lick their ass peacefully.

God bless Miyetti Allah.
God bless president MUHAMMADU buhari.

na your father neck them go cut soon .
insha Allah .
and Allah will bless them greatly

Ladyhippolyta88:
He can always report the matter.

so your likes and idiots making fun of him on this thread can comfortably do so to his face?

Musisco01:
Look man,am not against you okay? So could you please take back your word against my precious dad.

I am sorry bro.. my first mention modified..

Musisco01:
What a rubbish

not kneeling to propose is not a crime ....

and loving your neighbour as yourself is good..

alexistaiwo:
I don't know if I am weird or something?


BUT I CAN NEVER GO DOWN ON BENDED KNEES TO PROPOSE TO A WOMAN.


like WTF?!

Beg a woman to spend the rest of her mortal life with me.
I dey craze

I love you bro...
no homo.

if these people can be killed . why are Fulani herdsmen invisible to this government?

where are the kiss and tell hating idiots/hypocrites?

oh i forgot the criminal is a woman and the crime is sexual related (she has to be innocent).

I didn't see those foolish girls shouting kiss and tell fvck boys.
and those pussy beaten, ass licking boys assisting them on NL.

what is good for one is good for the other .

I definitely won't be comfortable but I guess it is a must at some point especially to my female (unborn) child.