scaramenga:

Awww you mean you have been reading and trying process my post for 3hours and at the end you couldn't understand simple English language? Smh next time just ask me to put you thru okay?

Why is it whenever I am killing you, you become incomprehensible? You can't be epic like me son my talent comes from the gods.


I know what's going on here, you think if you say enuff trash, I will just abandon you, oh I will abandon you alright, and focus on your marauding mallam d!ck garage mother and the non existent abok! sperm donor you call a father whom your m0r0nic mother cannot still identify yet. you know how you cry when I do that especially when you can't do nothing about it


Your play son

scaramenga:

Uh! you think say i no go reply? dude reverse psychology only works on kids and your popsy so once again, your permission to run away has been denied.

I just came back from church service and I am in the spirit ooooooo receive the annointing.

PRAYER POINTS:

- Pray that your mother is able to identify the abok! The knocked her up with you
-Pray that your comeback game stops being as uninspired as the abok!s that your mommy swaps her worn out p*ssy with for a pack of sugar
-Pray for your mom to step up her game from leprosy stricken beggar clients to market alubarrows clients
-Pray that God boosts your iq to be as long as the number of abok! D!cks which have penetrated your tramp of a mother
-Pray that God gives your mother the ability to understand simple math problems so she stops thinking 20 naira is higher than her dusty old p*ssy admittance fee of 100 naira
-May God give you a sense of self esteem and may he make your dunce mother to understand that its not a form of jerking off when you explain it to her.


Amen

scaramenga:

lol tell me something, why are you scared of me? When I'm silent, you panic when I talk you panic, how badly did I bruise your ego that is making you tremble at the site of... SCARAMENGA?


*sigh* this is just sad,with the way you were stalking me I thought you had an arsenal of insults to unleash then I give you the chance only to find you talking like me,painstakingly through my posts word for word, crying over events in the last thread and making failed attempts to run away. This is just sad I feel like gilberto up in this b*tch and you are my pinnochio.


Hehehe i don bury ur gay yansh and that's the best you could do? this is too easy.
Abeg nairaland ladies please and please examine your boyfriend before you marry him, otherwise una go born dcholeric that thinks a nairaland post is enough to publish a book smh even your father can't come up with such a dumb assumption.

XhosaNostra:


It was a typo. I fixed it.

pp802:


Internet story

Naija girls don't care about vision........just have the money, no matter the source

That's the bitter truth you girls deny......but we know

XhosaNostra:


Nope. I just don't wanna live my life constantly looking over the shoulder. I wanna be free in whatever I'm doing. If I were to cheat, the person would end up knowing because I wouldn't hide it. I'm a free spirited person. I don't hide from anyone. I'm not the best candidate for numerous relationships because of that. I just wouldn't cope. Plus I have tunnel vision in general. If I like you, I like only you, I don't see the rest. That too has its disadvantages though, I will scrutinize you like an organism under microphone. You can't hide when my focus is on you

scaramenga:


Ah ah you dey run? are you scared?
Bet why? Hmmm na wa for you o anyway, no need to explain why you are running cos i know you are out of my recycled jokes to come up with. I guess this means I win again see you next time I guess.

OSUigbo:

I wonder where all these fools get all this shitty 72 virgins story from....

PDJT:


-Let me have your sister’s contact. I will help her myself. Most of this marriage issues are mostly environment and financial issues. She has kids to support. I don’t know where you come from, in Igboland we say: When a man grows, he waits for others.

Coldfeets:


Two wrongs don't make a right.

MrSensor:
stupid comment. Are you a gay?

highqueen:
the man is a bastardize fool,and for those guys supporting this nonsense, let your conscience judge you that's if there's any atall.

prechbills1:


your mum is hardworking doesn't mean others are hardworking ..you and I know that 70% of naija ladies are lazy.. infact 98% of naija ladies are ready to reject feminism when it comes to equal gender responsibilities..

Dshocker:
Every Nigerian girl that is into runz must die by accident,by the end of the year in Jesus name AMEN!