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But she fine damn! Just wondering if the pussy still stinks according to WizKid friend sesan the video director. |
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SarkinYarki:savagery! Maybe he is DANGOTES son, you never can tell. |
Next time make friends with educated men so that they can teach you how to spell neighbor correctly and not lowlife drug addicts who can only teach you how to Bleep and get high. |
Omo! These Ibo people get mind ooo. If na Lagos for here people go first run then come back to watch from far. Me sef go stay far away like bad energy. These people ain't really chestbeater people thought they are ooo. Them get mind die. Wtf! |
[quote author= post=83725215]Peter Obituary weeks before the Presidential election..........[/quote]Rotten meat vendor! |
In real life, a guy as small and scrawny as WizKid can never get close to dating a lady as pretty and endowed as TIWA SAVAGE. WizKid is small but mighty because money stops nonsense and attracts beauties like honey attracts bees. |
midnighter:In a best option mcq question if they ask you to pick between destroy, degrade, bind, reduce you will pick destroy abi? |
midnighter:Go and read Hanty! |
midnighter:He said enzyme can destroy drugs! The question is can enzyme destroy drugs? The keyword being DESTROY! |
iSage:olodo! Their is difference between inhibition, reduction in bioavailability and destruction. You said enzyme can destroy drugs. Can you write these in an examination without failing? |
iSage:what's this one saying! Enzyme destroying drug? Where in pharmacokinetics or pharmacodynamics did you find that oga? Say only what you are sure of on here pls. The OP sef injection and drugs, lol. |
tartar9:He has Autism. |
I remember when my dad went for a burial and a nigga conjoured meat from where women were cooking to the plate where men were drinking and waiting for the same meat. My dad said the nigga said he is looking for money to open a church. My girl recently showed me a video of naija pastor miracle and said nigeria voodoo is very strong. I was able to convince her as a true Christian that it's a miracle using the scripture even though I couldn't vouch for the power the pastor used in the video. Lots of magicians parading theirselves as pastor and Alfa in nigeria. |
[quote author= post=83690513]THE CHURCH IS MARCHING ON AND THE OF HELL CANNOT PREVAIL. [/quote]But you support an evil party and buhari. Ain't you an evil soul? |
That girl go Sabi Bleep wella. They would have been fucking since before tonight. |
Lmao! Those idiots don't have much in their accounts. They have just money to survive for this weekend. The one with a girl is angry he is about to use his last money in his account to make pussy donation, while the second guy is angry he has no hope of getting another money after the withdrawal. |
stevedavidson:Mtchew! Them scam you because of your greediness you come here dey derail thread. Are you new to these country? |
I am waiting patiently for Xiaomi mi 9. As a real G and I phone 7 plus user I tried Xiaomi redmi note 7 and I can boldly say that it's a beast. My friends laughed at the name but they tested and saw what I have seen since. I ain't buying or upgrading any I phone again. |
And all those seated idiot's are people's parent looking like bunch of corpse. By the way this mannabbq guy comments like a dumb ass hole that he is. He doesn't live in that state but yet spoke shit from his smelling anus. |
Noss24:Lol! I was in uniben late last year to see a lil bro. He took me to one male hostel and asked me to wait in a common at boys hostel painted in indomie colour theme. Naso security men 3 enter that night begin use leg kick guys that were sleeping to wake up. I was like wtf! Are these guys really security men or bloody cultist. I was expecting them to kick or touch me but they never did. Those guys are actually cultists because when me dey school them no born the security well to use leg wake students up for hostel common room. |
Alexaonfleek:It's not the same. But in Nigeria it means the same thing. |
Alexaonfleek:olosho? |
Scarpon:sorry bro! I was once a smuggler around seme border too. You will definitely bounce back. Just keep your head up. |
A lot of parables! He who has good sense of reasoning will be able to decipher what he meant. |
SamuelAnyawu:I had similar experience in ado-ekiti too years back. It was God and good deeds that saved me that day. They chased me and I ran like Usain bolt I actually suspected their movement that was why I outran them. The whole area came out to defend me. I was going to be taken away live by these three guys who later claimed I was a thief. But guys on that street vowed that everybody here go die before Una go carry these boy go. That was when I looked into the crowd of men eyes and started seeing familiar faces ready to fight for me. Since then I decided never to look down on anyone again in my life. I was good to those guys and popular in school too. My popularity and being good saved me that very day. Never look down on anyone no matter how low their life might seem to be and be good to people always. |
iammo:what's this one saying now? |
Femi was planning to lose weight before now he has gotten a better weight loss regimen and weight loss recipe from EFCC ; watery beans and cell induced fasting. Lol! |
Mumu magu or mugu. Investigate tinubu or Tinubu first you bastard bald headed aboki. # freemompha |
Lol! Village People at work. The tanker got to where it's going to offload and fell. What an irony! |



