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CelebritiesRe: Bovi Shades Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo: “That Your Penis Will Rise Again” by DCmonster: 2:57pm On Nov 15, 2019
fatymore:
thanks.

What type please?

Thank you
cake, Egg roll, meat pie, chin chin, doughnut, burger, sausage roll, bread e.t.c
CelebritiesRe: Bovi Shades Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo: “That Your Penis Will Rise Again” by DCmonster: 2:51pm On Nov 15, 2019
fatymore:
Any idea on vocational skills to learn in day? And can be funded with little cash as start up capital?

Thanks
baking and confectioneries.
CelebritiesRe: Cee-C Is My Peace Of Mind - Peruzzi by DCmonster: 2:44pm On Nov 15, 2019
EXLOVER:
Peruzzi should try and build is carrier before going to a gaddam relationship with Cee c that her main occupation is posting for the gram, she will use all the little money Peruzzi is making from weekend campus shows to buy costumes for her photoshoot. I pity Peruzzi vibes, someone who can not even afford a good graphics to design his album art and he's also owing his landlord 3months/electricity bill.

He wants to copy Davido, he doesn't know Cee c is the Kenya version of Chioma.
And you should try and build your ENGLISH before your carrier too. Lmao! CAREER nigga. Bitch is as bitter as bitter leaf by the way.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari, Dolapo Osinbajo At Kogi APC Final Campaign Rally (Photos) by DCmonster: 2:31pm On Nov 15, 2019
Bihari has finally turned Aisha to masquerade. Lmao! Useless mofos.
CelebritiesRe: Betty Irabor Reacts To Biodun Fatoyinbo's Victory Against Busola Dakolo by DCmonster: 2:25pm On Nov 15, 2019
OladimejiRufai:
Yeah! ladies, don't be discouraged to speak out against rape.

But also, do not forget to avoid situations that cause rape.

Indeed, The Prophet peace be upon him rightly said "Whenever a man is with a strange woman, the devil is their third party"

He was right in his commandment when He said "No (strange) woman should be left alone with a man unless there's a mahram with them"

If you say this in society, this group of so called "civilized" people will call you extremists. Yet their civilization and so called "advanced reasoning" will not allow them to realize that many cases of problems such as adultery, harassment and rape would have been prevented if they had followed that simple rule.

It apalls me that because these civilized people have attained some level of wealth and development, they think the world revolves around that and they think they are right in their judgment in social and judicial matters.


But soon, Imes will be coming to turn the story around and soon all these "civilized" people will know what true civilization is.

Imes, we await your coming.

Meanwhile, please note that the task of proclaiming Imes will soon be taken away from me and given to someone else. So prepare for that development.
What rubbish is this one saying now? How is all these rubbish you wrote going to bring back busola virginity or unfuck the Bleep that has been given to her?
HealthRe: HIV Prevalence Rate In States In Nigeria 2019 By NACA by DCmonster: 12:53pm On Nov 15, 2019
All the abokis I have met in Lagos even my security bleeps ashawo without condom. At the end of the day no reliable statistics can ever emerge from this useless country. 1 out of 100 girls on the street of Lagos is HIV positive according to a recent research.
HealthRe: HIV Prevalence Rate In States In Nigeria 2019 By NACA by DCmonster: 12:52pm On Nov 15, 2019
Rubbish! Lagos is 22% and Imo is highest in south east, how about the Kano and Sokoto prostitutes in hijab? Who ever believes this might as well have believed that buhari was the Messiah to rescue Nigeria in 2015. All northern states have least prevalences to play a religious card to ensure abokis continues to breed without condoms. All the abokis I have met in Lagos even my security bleeps ashawo without condom.
Christianity EtcRe: Samuel Kanu Uche Visits Emir Sanusi In Kano by DCmonster: 12:31pm On Nov 15, 2019
And the prelate visits the mallams.
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy, Tolani, Temi: Otedola Daughters In One Picture by DCmonster: 10:27am On Nov 15, 2019
Hustle ooo my brothers! So that nairaland go post your picture where you they shit for toilet, "DC monster shits in style in his lavishly designed toilet". This DJ cuppy nose job is too obvious and her pekus will always be drippy.
PoliticsRe: IG Appoints New CPs For Lagos, Kano, Ogun, Others by DCmonster: 7:56am On Nov 15, 2019
RichDad1:
You’re right. I’ve actually forgot. Ambode really try his best to have him retained in Lagos.
Shut up! You didn't forget. Just admit that you didn't know.
PoliticsRe: A Boy Sleeping On A Pile Of Dirt In The North. Photo Goes Viral by DCmonster: 7:22pm On Nov 14, 2019
helinues:
Only hunger can make person sleep like that

Too poor
What's this one saying?
CrimeRe: Robbers Attack A Bank In Ikoyi, Lagos. 2 Feared Killed by DCmonster: 7:20pm On Nov 14, 2019
durubrian:
it's the mentality .. "MBER month" .




I strongly believe you're part of the "indomie generation", if not you should understand that these things are lesser now, bank robbery use to be more rampant, now it's very rare.

however, cybercrimes are now trending.

We shouldn't blame the government for everything, there is no place without crime,
let's do our part first,
let's be security conscious and report suspicious activities

(my quota.)
You typed this rubbish to make what point? You be Mumu ni?
PoliticsRe: Senator Enyinnaya Abaribe Asks "Would Lai Mohammed Be Alive Today If The Death.. by DCmonster:
Mr liar Mohamed would have been an ex-convict. Senator abaribe, the only good politician from Abia State since 1999 till date. The rest are yahoomen, criminals and heartless fraudsters.
EducationRe: My Mum Is Making Me Depressed With What She Said To Me by DCmonster: 3:00pm On Nov 13, 2019
iaamxavier:
embarassed embarassed I'm writing this post with a heavy heart

So I'm 21 and I finished secondary school at age 17 (2015) and to be honest I just got admission this year to study pharmacy while my mates are in their final year and it hurts alot because my mum keeps telling me that my cousin is in final year and is about serving next year and I'm just gaining admission to a university, she even uses her friend's child as an example and it made me go into a Little depression, I actually felt sad because for the first time a comparison actually hit me...

She claims they (my parents)are supposed to be resting and not paying school fee. That I'm stressing them and ever since I was a teenager I always vowed that I wanted to leave my father house before 25yrs of age

Now I'm studying a 5 years course (7 years to become a full graduate) and by then I'll be 28 I actually feel ashamed because this isn't what I wanted since I left secondary school
I wanted to finish on time and remove the burden from them

I've never failed jamb, my least Score was 245 but circumstances kept dragging me back

I finished my ND program in 2017 (Distinction in SLT Yabatech)

So it feels more like I'm parambulating up and down and don't know what I want for my self but I actually do!!

I need an advice or something to make me feel better or confident about my self sad
Never let what people say to you get into your head or heart. You are in a very lucrative field just make sure you don't have an extra year. I can assure you that you will smile when you look back at all you are going through right now when the time is ripe. Just keep pushing and stay focused on your goal which is to become a pharmacist. Pls don't slip into depression by letting what people say affect you self esteem.
HealthRe: What Is This New Sickness In Town That Causes Severe Itching by DCmonster: 2:14pm On Nov 13, 2019
sassysure:
This post is the best. U must be a good health practitioner with lots of experience.

Guys do this or recommend this to anybody u know who is suffering from the thing.

Shame on ministry of health.
Thank you! I am actually a medical practitioner. I have seen a lot of these case and it's rampant among school pupils who in turn take it home and pass on to their respective family members. Our health sector in nigeria is in total shamble.
NYSCRe: Suspension Of Ebonyi Christian Corpers: MURIC Reacts, Supports CAN by DCmonster: 1:54pm On Nov 13, 2019
Stalwert:
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You couldn't have gone through all that trouble just fart foul post?
Lmao! You knew you crazy longtime ago. Lol.
PoliticsRe: Bus Conductor Spotted On Suit And Tie In Lagos by DCmonster: 12:01pm On Nov 13, 2019
Lmao!
HealthRe: What Is This New Sickness In Town That Causes Severe Itching by DCmonster:
Best treatment for scabies is a single dose of albendazole 200mg, chlorpheniramine or loratadine 10mg daily and permethrin cream or benzyl benzoate cream. Tetmosol soap contains a good percentage of benzyl benzoate. Antibiotic will never work for it. It's either scabies or microfilariasis is only ivermectin or albendazole works for it.
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Reacts To Otedola 5Bn Donation To DJ Cuppy Foundation In A Funny Way by DCmonster: 10:00am On Nov 13, 2019
Foundation scam is a stale and outdated scamming format which has now been hijacked by oloshos and slaymamas like toto decay.
NYSCRe: Suspension Of Ebonyi Christian Corpers: MURIC Reacts, Supports CAN by DCmonster: 9:51am On Nov 13, 2019
Stalwert:
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Always expect foolish posts like this. Akintola just proved the be million times better than whatever CAN aspire to be. CAN always support humiliating Muslim girls even when it is non of their business yet MURIC did not tie their perverse mode of reasoning.
Are you a religious fanatic? You sound like a bitter one.
Car TalkRe: Which SUV is Best For A Budget Of 1.4 Million? by DCmonster: 9:06pm On Nov 12, 2019
pocohantas:
That is all grin

Even some 03 Toyota Corolla cost pass like that.
Poco my crush, is it corolla that you are driving? Don't worry I will propose to you with Gle 450. By the way OP go and by Rx300.
PoliticsRe: DSS Shoot To Disperse Protesters Seeking Sowore’s Release (Photo) by DCmonster: 6:43pm On Nov 12, 2019
sodiqapril:
By the time Buhari is done ehn...
Every nigerian will be politically wise. Lol!
PoliticsRe: Deji Adeyanju "Offered N1 Million At Gunpoint" To Suspend #FreeSowore Protest by DCmonster: 6:40pm On Nov 12, 2019
Idiots! What are the guards brigades waiting for; shoot these jobless bastards.
PoliticsRe: Road Comment: Resign Now, Apologize To Nigerians - PDP Tells Fashola by DCmonster: 5:23pm On Nov 12, 2019
Yes offcourse!
CrimeRe: Taxify Driver Awaiting Youth Service Loses Sight To Robbers by DCmonster: 10:12pm On Nov 11, 2019
I will have to kill any nigga that points a gun at me again when next am in town. I was robbed by two local pistol wielding bastard and I am still pained today not because of my 3 phones but because of the shame of being robbed as a barrack boy. I had no choice but to drop my phone's because close range from local can cause something like this if not death. I had wanted to disarm the first bastard but the second showed up faster than I expected.
CelebritiesRe: Adewale Adeleke And Kani At Their Wedding Venue (Photo) by DCmonster: 9:44pm On Nov 11, 2019
dilodavid:
If she was your sister, I bet you wouldn't live a day without having a party.
what manner of savagery?
CelebritiesRe: Adewale Adeleke And Kani At Their Wedding Venue (Photo) by DCmonster: 9:42pm On Nov 11, 2019
ceeroh:
See wedding venue! My brother hustle oo make your charger no first you blow.
Lmao! Werey.
CelebritiesRe: Adewale Adeleke And Kani At Their Wedding Venue (Photo) by DCmonster: 9:41pm On Nov 11, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Some pained frustrated guys will call her gold digger naw
Shut up! At least she ain't an olosho or wannabe feminist.
CelebritiesRe: Adewale Adeleke And Kani At Their Wedding Venue (Photo) by DCmonster: 9:39pm On Nov 11, 2019
Freehuman:
JUST HAVE ONE CHILD, WORK DAY AND NIGHT TO TRAIN THE CHILD. EACH MONTH PUT 100,000 NAIRA IN YOUR CHILD'S ACCOUNT. AFTER HIS SECONDARY SCHOOL ,SEND HIM TO A DEVELOPED COUNTRY FOR STUDIES. THAT'S THE SUREST WAY OF BREAKING GENERATIONAL POVERTY OR THE VICIOUS CIRCLE OF POVERTY


MANY NIGERIANS WILL ASK GOD "WHEN"? THE POWER IS IN YOUR HANDS. YOU CAN BREAK GENERATIONAL POVERTY BY CONTROLLING HOW YOU BREED. EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT THE RICHEST , AT LEAST LET THE POVERTY IN YOUR GENERATION END WITH YOU. IF HALF OF THE CURRENT POPULATION YET TO HAVE KIDS DO THIS, NIGERIA WOULD BECOME A BETTER PLACE WITH JOBS AND MONEY ENOUGH FOR EVERY FAMILY AND NOT JUST ONE FAMILY
Well said bro! I know my chances of marrying a Nigerian billionaire daughter are very slim. So I will rather marry a white or black here. Even though I earn well I can't afford to be dragged back. My kids must have the opportunity and choices I never had in that shithole naija. Most made men in naija never made it by staying back home. # Hustle ooo my brothers.
CelebritiesRe: Nkechi Blessing’s Sex With Mompha, Adeniyi Johnson, Asiwaju Jagaban - Gist Lover by DCmonster: 8:53pm On Nov 11, 2019
She is a regular meal for my hommie DC father. He even gave her out to mompha a couple of times. So this blogger is damn right. She was a regular then in southy and now a regular in Dubai. I can't afford to spend 200 dollars on a smelly pussy. Can nkechi afford a Dubai return ticket with her waka pass acting career? Na I don't think so!
TravelRe: A Day Out At La Campagne Tropicana Beach Resort, Ibeju-Lekki by DCmonster: 8:32pm On Nov 11, 2019
odigbosky:
Yes ooo bros. She can dy talk anyhow sometimes ehn. I just dy observe am but from wetin I see, she dy heavily endowed. She carry industrial booty.


Anyways sha
Obaseki 4+4
Lmao! I dey tell you.
TravelRe: A Day Out At La Campagne Tropicana Beach Resort, Ibeju-Lekki by DCmonster:
Oboy! This pocochantas get better thigh ooo. I will be glad to hit that ass. Damn!
She fine. No wonder she talks gibberish everytime on here. That's how fine girls do.

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