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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ddazz: 2:48pm On Jun 06, 2016
Spatman:


of course I choose and pray option 3 prevails and no longer bother even if it's 2 years max.

And, unlike before last thursday, I now pray I don't receive any mail from NLNG very soon cos I believe the longer it takes to get a correspondence from them the more assuring it is that indeed I'm kept for a possible positive plan in the future.

According to a source that is not unreliable who heard from a not so reliable source who in turn heard from an unconfirmed source, more mails will come in this week.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ddazz: 9:32am On Jun 03, 2016
cattysmilez:


U dunt have to be so negative, it cld b in batches, so chillax.. Btw, i know someone dat said gt a regret mail yest, sadly it was deleted before i cld see for myself.. If some regrets mail went out as well yest, den dere z still hope

Your assertion about the regret mails doesn't sound convincing. I choose to believe that if regret mails were sent yesterday, we would have known for certain by now. Every fibre of my being wants to buy into your theory but I just have to be objective. This is not saying that you are not right though.

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Politics / Re: Senate Forgery: AGF Orders DPP To Try Suspects by ddazz: 3:47pm On May 09, 2016
cktheluckyman:


No one has been able to prove a case of forgery!!you first prove that the 2015 senate rule was forged.You cannot claim the new 2015 senate rule was forged and yet you keep referring to the obsolete 2011 senate rule.You first produce the "approved" and "unforged" 2015 senate rule and compare it with the "forged" 2015 senate rule to prove your case of forgery in court.

Stop arguing like an illiterate because I am fairly certain you are not one.

The authentic Senate Standing Rule is the 2011 Rules since none other has been made. Consequently, any other rule that was not validly made is a forgery.
Politics / Re: Senate Forgery: AGF Orders DPP To Try Suspects by ddazz: 8:44am On May 09, 2016
kcnwaigbo:


The senate rules for the incomming senate is prepared for the new senate by the senate clerk.While in the life of the senate,it can only be amended by 2/3 majority of the senate.The 2015 senate cannot amend the 2011 senate rule and vice versa.

You are very wrong. The Clerk has no power to prepare or produce the standing rules. It is the senators who are competent to do that. The normal practice is to elect Senate officials with the previous standing rules after which the new senate would come up with new standing rules.

Contrary to your opinion, this is an obvious case of forgery because the Senate never produced the standing rules. All that is left is to determine those responsible for the forgery.

The only way the FG can lose this case is if the Prosecuting Officer is grossly incompetent. If not, this is what the Americans call a 'Slam Dunk' case.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ddazz: 12:10pm On Mar 09, 2016
airsaylongcon:


Thank you my guy. Regarding the oil price there's a lag between what oil sells for today and what nlng will sell its products for. Their products are priced by averaging the price of benchmark crude for the preceding 6 months. So even if Ìjẹ̀bú garri spirit takes over crude oil today, NLNG no dey feel shishi in their pricing

Congrats!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ddazz: 9:14am On Mar 07, 2016
Would anyone believe me if I said that 'Scarletpimperne' is actually a very vocal member of our group?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ddazz: 5:08pm On Feb 15, 2016
If one were to read kaitung's posts dispassionately, one might be tempted to conclude that the date he/she stated is the day earmarked for selection & Placement.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ddazz: 1:46pm On Feb 04, 2016
artmedia:
Oga Forkadict, anything for the boys?





'Fearing fear' is when ur source starts hailing a higher authority. lol. smiley

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ddazz: 12:12pm On Jan 30, 2016
okoope:
It's amazing how this thread has suddenly become boring.

If you gave us one of those your 'on point' infos things might just pick up.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ddazz: 8:57am On Oct 21, 2015
forkadict:


Many thanks bro.

Thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks thanks...

Bro, i'm ecstatic! Like a baby that has had his dream toy bought for him by his mum.

Omo men, no food for me till next week. I will print many copies of the invitation letter. If hungry dey catch me, na to chop one copy of the letter.

So looking forward to meeting you great minds in Bonny.

Congrats man...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ddazz: 9:26am On Oct 07, 2015
Jig5aw:
Get ready guys, NLNG beckons.

For real?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ddazz: 8:04am On Sep 05, 2015
coolio2014:
3 + 3 x 3 - 3 + 3

BODMAS

Step 1: 3 x 3 = 9
Step 2: 3 + 9 = 12
Step 3: 12 - 3 +3
-3 cancels out +3
Hence, answer = 12.

Aii come and dispute above lipsrsealed grin


I beg to differ..I believe d answer is six...

3 + 3 x 3 - 3 + 3
3 + (3 x 3) - (3 + 3)
3 + (9) - 3 - 3
3 + 9 - 6 = 6
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ddazz: 8:30am On Aug 16, 2015
NanaF:


Everybody was asked the same questions.

The funny thing is that I wasn't asked a single question after my presentation. Now I don't know if that is a good thing or a bad one.

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Politics / Re: 8 PDP Govs In Secret Pact With APC - Saturday Sun by ddazz: 1:25pm On Jan 31, 2015
Johnpaul2k2:


[size=16pt]Lies from Pit of Hell[/size]

[size=14pt]apcheat are working very hard in buying all the newspaper companies, especially where their CEO comes from South West

Keep Dreaming, there is no amount of Propaganda that will save such atrocities from Nigeria Most Devilish Political Party

Keep it on
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Less i forget

22 states Stands For GEJ and must give at least 1 million Votes

plus Rivers, Imo, Edo, Kano, lagos and more much

I wonder how haters will win

[/size]



Keep deceiving yourself.

The reality on ground is that Jonathan will have lesser votes than he had in 2011 and GMB will have more votes than he had in 2011.

The pertinent question is 'Will GMB have enough additional votes to defeat Jonathan in 2015?'

My answer: Hell Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Politics / Re: Has Anyone Seen The Silly Advert On The Front Page Of Today's Punch By Fayose? by ddazz: 10:22am On Jan 19, 2015
This just goes to show that President Jonathan has no iota of respect for his former boss, Late President Yaradua.

If he did, he wouldn't let half-baked opportunists like Fayose drag the good name of the Yaraduas in the mud.

On the bright side, this is a massive sign of desperation on the part of PDP. They seem to know the game is finally up and are grasping at straws.

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Politics / Re: A Pundit's Analysis Of Electoral Probabilities In The South West by ddazz: 11:41am On Jan 15, 2015
I wonder why you guys still miraculously claim that Jonathan /PDP will win Lagos State.

Hell will have to freeze over before Tinubu/APC will lose a major election in Lagos State.Tinubu has got Lagos on the lock down.

Don't put any stock in all the noise making PDP is engaging in. Bode George cannot and I repeat cannot and has never delivered his polling unit to PDP.

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Politics / Re: I Won’t Fight Corruption By Putting People In Crates –Jonathan by ddazz: 9:16am On Jan 09, 2015
Mogidi:


I also wonder how Buhari is able to achieve these feats, the endorsement by MEND and Bokoharam might give one some clues.

I see you have got a good sense of humour.

I wont broach the issue of Maitatsine and d Chadian incident cos google is your friend.

We both know Boko Haram never endorsed Buhari for Presidency so let us stick to the truth.

As regards MEND, after d bomb blast in 2010, Jonathan went on record to defend MEND. He vouched that they weren't behind d blast. I was shell shocked when the same Jonathan stated yesterday that MEND tried to kill him in 2010.

I guess Politicians will descend to any level to get what they want.

If MEND honestly endorsed Buhari then it is a good development considering the unflinching support they have been giving our dear President over the years.

However, I wont be surprised if the so called endorsement was staged by Jonathan so as to give Buhari a bad name. The next thing we might hear is that Buhari tried to use MEND to kill Jonathan in 2010.
Politics / Re: I Won’t Fight Corruption By Putting People In Crates –Jonathan by ddazz: 8:49am On Jan 09, 2015
Our President says that Buhari didnt buy a rifle for the military yet Buhari was able to wipe out the dreaded Maitatsine sect and the Chadian Rebels who breached Nigeria's territorial integrity.

I wonder what President Jonathan has got to show for the trillions he has allegedly spent on Security.

I wud rather choose a Buhari who wouldn't spend a dime on security and yet keep Nigerians safe than vote for a Jonathan who would squander all of Nigeria's wealth and yet fail to protect innocent Nigerians who die everyday due to an extremely corrupt and grossly incompetent leadership.
Politics / Re: Can Jonathan Win The SW And Half Of The North? by ddazz: 10:31am On Dec 29, 2014
clevvermind:
someone that will be figure head? The Yorubas should better change their mind now and support Jonathan.

Hypothetically speaking, if Buhari turns out to be a figure head, it implies that a yoruba man, Osinbajo will be the one running things.

Why would a Yoruba man jeopardise that prospect and vote for an incompetent leader who only seems to remember the Yorubas whenever elections are approaching?

it beats me!!!
Politics / Re: Can Jonathan Win The SW And Half Of The North? by ddazz: 10:01pm On Dec 27, 2014
clevvermind:
u lie. the yorubas are voting for Jonathan.

Yorubas will always vote for good and competent governance. Besides one of theirs is on the GMB ticket. Go figure!!!

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Politics / Re: 2015 Presidential Election - A More Objective Prediction Of The Outcome by ddazz: 2:09pm On Dec 24, 2014
tomakint:

Oh my bad.....but how dare you say, Jonathan may not win a single State in SW shocked shocked what about Ondo, Ekiti, Oyo and Lagos you think Buhari stand a chance? Think my brother think.....

The only reason GEJ won 5 SW states in 2011 is because Tinubu sold out to him. That is not going to happen this time around. GEJ's incompetence is another motivation for SWeners to dump his sorry harse. When you throw Osinbajo into d mix u ll realise how sorry GEJ's situation really is.

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Politics / Re: BUHARI Is Not Who He Claims To Be. I have Burnt my APC members Card by ddazz: 8:40am On Dec 12, 2014
great1:
reflecting back on the speech that Muhamadu Buhari gave last night, I have every reason to cast doubt that he never paid out bribes to politicians to vote for him. I believe on his behalf other politicians would have dolled out millions of dollars to greedy delegates to vote for him... I have every reason to question his mandate and whether he is the messiah to save Nigeria..

In 1983 he single handedly created the problem we are experiencing today by tampering with a democratic government claiming to be a hero. This dude is 75 years old. I'm sure Amaechi is only using him as a vehicle to get to Aso Rock and replace Jonathan. But I rather have GEJ voted in because he is trust worthy and he is the Leader we need. Not some old looking scarecrows with missing tooth coming to tell us Nigeria is corrupt, when he was the person who brought corruption to Nigeria...


Perhaps if APC had picked Kwankwaso, it would have been much clearer for them to win, but picking Buhari is the worst mistake they've made.
I rather not VOTE than to Vote for the same person who Killed my uncle because of his political hatred for minorities.




Goodluck to them..

Ur mental capacity astounds me. So because you SUSPECT that Buhari may have been involved in corrupt practices, you would rather vote for President Jonathan who is a notoriously corrupt individual.

When i see people like you, i fear for the future of this country.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by ddazz: 11:15am On Dec 08, 2014
bjjbam:
. Study of disease= Pathology, disagreement btw two= apple of discord

Study of disease in a community = Epidemiology
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: New Job Scam Tactics In Warri by ddazz: 9:49am On Dec 02, 2014
tosag:
Scammers have gone a step higher. To be honest, I almost fell for their tricks.

I will put their numbers here so that people can learn from my experience. Mrs Ofili 08024244399 and Mrs Fregene 07084951220:

According to Truecaller:

08024244399: Esther Marriage

07084951220: Obaseki Akpoutu
Politics / Re: Breaking! Police To Arrest And Prosecute Apc Lawmakers Who Jump Fence Today. by ddazz: 7:31am On Nov 21, 2014
tochukwuifeduba:


they where locked outside and they suppose to stay outside.
Or go to court and get an injuction evicting the police.

Making force entrance into a GOVERNMENT PROPERTY is a criminal offence

Members of the National Assembly are the 'Government' you are talking about. How can it be a crime to enter your 'Property'?

Tell us another story....

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Politics / Re: The Co*k-And-Bull Story Of The FG On Smuggled $9.3m to SA - Festus Keyamo by ddazz: 11:56am On Sep 18, 2014
papparatzzi2013: The desecration of the Office of the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria has hit a new height, under the drunken master, the Mandela of Otuoke, Jonah the Don.

Bros, u wicked oooh..Na the best president wey Nigeria don ever see u dey yab so? Our Lee Kwan Yew, Mandela, Martin Luther King Jr. all rolled into one aka the best thing that ever happened to Nigeria...Diaris Godu oooo..Continuu.

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Alpha Jet Used Yesterday Against Boko Haram Is Missing by ddazz: 1:21pm On Sep 14, 2014
mikeansy: Whether this is just media propaganda or sabotage by elements in our army, GEJ will still remain President untill 2019!

Let saboteurs keep running the country down, it still won't shape the next election. GEJ will carry on there!

It is because of parochial S.O.Bs like u that this country is where it is now...U think everything boils down to Jonathan getting re-elected even if the country has to go to hell for that to be achieved...I assure u that if ur benefactor doesnt sit up and get the job done, the only people he will be presiding over come May 2015 are members of his extended family in Otueke...

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Politics / Re: Senseless TAN Rallies Should Be Banned by ddazz: 4:54pm On Sep 08, 2014
masterpower: I think you you are the one senseless here because you have refused to see that GEJ is the light that Nigerians have been praying for.

GEJ GAVE THEM ALMAJIRI SCHOOLS, BENING-ORE ROAD, ALL ROADS IN THE NORTH, AGRICULTURE, EDUCATION, ELECTRICITY, TECHNOLOGY, ETC.

GEJ THANK YOU O.

There are times when i try to understand the thought process of people like you when you come to this forum and lie blatantly through your teeth.... People like you make me question if this country will ever move forward.. While citizens of other African countries hold their leaders to higher standards you come here and reel out false achievements which the President should be ashamed of being associated with because they are too pedestrian...Your low expectations astound me.. I can only pray that you get to experience what good and effective leadership means and looks like in your lifetime.
Politics / Re: Before We Lost Kwankwaso In Aso Rock. by ddazz: 4:22pm On Sep 08, 2014
PointB: Meanwhile kindly add no 25:

25. He install Sanusi Lamido Sanusi as Emir of Kano, to provide him some sort of immunity from prosecution as FG corruption and terror financing microscope hovered over him! cheesy cheesy

At least he didnt grant a pardon to a convicted Ex-Governor like the president of a populous country known to us all...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ddazz: 12:03pm On Aug 11, 2014
airsaylongcon: Comrades (Pardon the pun),
It is good to see everyone trying to give this thread a kick in the butt and get it going once again. Now we must know what it feels like to be in the Big brother house when the show is approaching the finale with the camaraderie gone and everyone just hanging around. Now we must act as a unit and push over the line. Truth be told, I am over the specified age by a couple of years but I swear down I am ready to dig in and fight with all my might. I may have deprived someone who is within the age limit and equally qualified but remember when "If you are good, you are good"was trending? I am not good but STRONGLY believe in practise practise practise; for this is the only way a boxer keeps his reflexes razor sharp.

So I beseech you all to chip in a little bit on how we can all make our AC. I have got an ebook "How to Succeed at an Assessment Centre" published by Kogan Page. If you are interested quote me. I will respond to all requests by 1700hrs today 11/08/2014. Requests beyond this date wont be answered o! Also @majekdom2, @sqlmaster and other top dawgs....me I am not good o so assistance is necessary

I am interested bro... Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by ddazz: 5:41pm On Aug 04, 2014
majekdom2: BEFORE I AM BEING CRUCUFIED TO DIE FOR SINS I HAVE NOT COMMITTED , PLS IF YOU DONT LIKE THE POST OR ARE NOT INTERESTED , KINDLY IGNORE AND DONT MENTION ME. I HAVE ASSESSMENT CENTRE MATERIALS I BOUGHT WITH MY MONEY AS I DID FOR THE SHL; THIS MATERIAL HAS GOT LIKELY QUESTIONS TO BE ASKED AND DIFF SCENARIO WE MIGHT FACE AND HOW TO GO ABOUT THEM.YEA , WHAT I FOUND IS , YOU CAN PREPARE BUT YOU CANT CHANGE WHO YOU ARE AT THE AC ,ASSESSORS WOULD ALWAYS KNOW THE RIGHT CANDIDATE. AM LOOKING TO SHARE THE COST WITH SOME INTERESTED FOLKS SAY 3 OR 4 PERSONS.

Bro, i am game..u could reach me on...

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