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TALES BY MOONLIGHT.

washing my dad's white towel. men that towel was big as a blanket. he would just sprinkle like 5 naira omo inside and tell you to wash it.

lol. i see us here still taking our defensive problems for granted! with a complete defence we were leaking goals left, right and centre. now with a depleted defence what will happen? whatever the formation song must be brought in as a utility player between mid-field defence. and if he has not blended with the team it's because he has not had enough chances to blend up. i know song's ablility. i know what he could do at a smaller arsenal. if was tito, this is how we will line up henceforth. a 3-4-3. valdez, --alvez,pique,mascherano,-- song,busquets,xavi,cesc,-- iniesta,messi,villa.

Johnpaul88: Jordi Alba is injured for 2 - 3 wks. His availability for our 2nd leg PSG match ,is in doubt. He tore his thigh while on international duty with ESP against Finland.

Our defence is already thin before this injury and it's now thinner. God help us.

so so sad for us.

dmcdad: Ohh.. Names like Crynaldo, complainaldo, penaldo, divenaldo, excusenaldo, gaynaldo, angrynaldo Are these some of the names he was talking about?

no. even though i dont call these names, such names are just making fun of ronaldo and any guy with a great sense of humour would just laugh it off. dont you think it's very different to calling ronaldo 'idiot', 'cretin', '1mbecile', just as they call messi 'midget', 'cretin'? not the same at all.

usbcable: lie, asi, iro nla.

which of the following is in footballing terms:
gaynaldo,cristina or diva.

me? me? you gat the wrong guy. i dont do name calling. show me where i ever said those names.

ifemiide: this is a symptom of joblessness. if we are busy doing our work this issue of oga at the top would not gain so much attention.

are you his son or relative?

usbcable: R u saying he is so disabled he qualifies as a cretin?

i confess i diss ronaldo all the time, and i always do that in footballing terms. but why do you resort to calling messi names; midget, cretin etc etc. these are very cheap shots. dont call him names! diss him all you want, but always relate it to the game. in footballing terms all other footballers are not fit to wash his balls after a football game, i repeat. oya talk your own.

usbcable: who gives an eff about a finalist when the champion of champions is talking.

Lets have a discussion when you win the cup at least 9 times.
Heck! what am I saying come show ya face when you get to the UCL finals at least 12 times.

na lie, na lie, no chachwa. ure not a stake holder neither are you a tax payer but you may @ least start counting your trophies from the day you became a madrid fan. that's where your bragging right begins.

usbcable: ROFLMFAO.
bulls-eye.

so he still cant wash his own blockos by himself. so sad.

no he cant now USB. if you were a king, wouldnt you have one of your subjects wash your balls after a hard day's job?

usbcable: they better consult iniesta and xavi.
they are the specialist in helping the dude.

Now, lemme take cover in anticipation of dippset's emotional response

you re dam.n right i will. on a football p1tch, messi has the biggest fvcking balls in the world. they could never go missing because his balls so big you cant put them even in a body bag. the only help he needs of course is in washing them. not xavi and iniesta though, but the man at the other side who follows him to every award ceremony.

i thought the 40 man crew had gone under. now i know they only went to acquire more laptops and MB's.

i think nigeria doesnt need a politician as president for now. we need an activist as president. gej is too scared to fail in 2015. he might be the most humane president nigeria ever had. he might be the only civillian minded president we ever had. he might be the president of reconciliation - wrt the niger delta brothers. but for 2 salient reasons the man has been a big failure. boko haram and corruption! everybody look to your left, look to your right, look behind you, look in front of you, look above you, look under you, you will see one corrupt individual who has been indicted in corruption walking free and enjoying their loot. gej's balls are not big enough to handle this. he is playing politics with the boko haram war. he doesnt have balls big enough to confront the northen sponsors of the sect. i know it's not easy but he did beg to apply for the presidency. we need a president who isnt scared of losing his seat and who isnt scared of dying.

P.S-why is it still so difficult to have power for at least 12 hours a day in every part of nigeria? i cant understand this. the president has to answer this question.

what about that cassava bread issue? is it still on sale? i havent heard a thing about it in a while. i think i like cassava bread.

dayokanu: I really hope we meet again and we can bring Morinho back on his knees. kroos love nothing more than pissing in Alonso and Khe3dira nostrils

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look at them! to join this team you have to be 85kg and 6 feet tall.

jhydebaba: Eating meat after meal is more of poverty. I can't imagine I have 10 meats on my food and I'll wait till I finish my food.



Na so dem teach us sha, make we too teach our pickins

so having 10 pieces of meat is a sign of 'no poverty' smh. pity those whobrought you up. you are spoilt.

modextus: as much i dislikes him..i think he deserved it

3 people deserved it more, if you want to talk about 'deserve'. de bosque who won euro 2012 a competition once in 4 years. manchini who won the epl for city after 50 years, conte who went unbeaten and won the scuddeto. even number 4 is de matteo who won chelsea's first champions league. so you mean he deserved it more than these four guys? common!

this man, god don really punish am well well.

i hope that year when mourinho won the award fifa was corrupt as well.

what a spectacle. 3 years ago when he won it, nobody called to warn him that his votes were given to others. now that de bosque wins it suddenly they told him his votes were given away. anyone who works with this man's words is a f00l. wait a minute, why am i even here? iam outtie.

ortopazz: We did nt lead 10pts because of Our Strength if u looked closely last season was more of a hyped confidence thing. . .we didnt really go under pressure to prove our worth . . .we were using classicos to prove that we were a formidable team. . .our biggest test was the bayern 2nd leg at Berneabeau. . Where we lived up to xpectation buh were un4tunate. . . . . .but this season, i6pts gap was more of the blessing we needed, we played German champz with a ur 'weak side'. Yet we dint get burnt. . Defeated English Champz and the almst new Champz . .went unscathed nt forgetting that we dint have to thank any ref as Man.citeh Did against us in Etihad. .we MAULED. .EVISECRATED. .CREMATED..BURNT. .Destroyed. .ANNIHILATED barka. . Back and forth .while using 19yr olds in Varane And Morata. .to do the trick. . And now here stands Galatasary a team that God dint answer their prayers on time. . I gotta say . .u knw . . we truly Are A ''weak side'' and forgot we kept our inspiration on the bench and av conceded quite less mehn no team wants to Play We. . Nt even Bayern . . If u doubt me. . The catalans are nt that far from us. . U can ask them. .i mean 4 verification!

i love your word play mann! mauled, evisecrated, cremated, burnt, destroyed, anahilated. (using 19 year olds!) this man is out of touch with reality. NUMBER 1- you were using classicos to prove your worth last season? and what was your classico record last season? shows how worthless you actually were last season right! NUMBER 2- if anyone was unfortunate against bayern munich last season then it was bayern. my friend, they dominated and anahilated(borrow pls) you guys last season, we have not forgotten. home and away they were unlucky not to thrash you. NUMBER 3- but for terrible refereing you guys have no business playing galatasaray. manchester united should be playing gala. you were down and out until the referee came to your rescue, so hit your knees and say lord thank you. NUMBER 4- you get a 2 goal margin against barca for the very first time and all of a sudden you want to use all the verbs in the oxford dictionary! what about 5-0, what about 2-0, what about 3-1, what about 3-1(of course until valdez dashed de maria a goal). barca played you guys early in the season without the entire back line and you guys struggled to get a draw and ur talking of 19 year olds when you still had the referee to thank for denying adriano his well deserved penalty? dont get ahead of yourself jsut go and thank your referee for the games against barca and man u. we have not forgotten. when you guys win games you call mourinho the master coach, the master tactician so i ask you. whay do you not think that youbeat barcelona only because tito was sick? if tito was here, it would be the usual home and away spanking for your bvtt holes. na only copa del rey u don enter final o! na im we no go here word so.

usbcable: I hope our boys in gala(schneider hamit and Didier) will do RM a favor of not playing wel
aaaaaaaand
the whites dont underestimate the turkish armada (lol)

i also believe the turks will still have same sympathy as cakir.

and as per juve, they wont even play you guys since ZLATAN will perform wonders

your zlatan will disappoint you.

usbcable: Ancelloti is no Allegri.
dumbo playing a flamini in place of a muntari.
BTW,
Lavezzi is as mmore discreet than a niang, mind u.

you guys should look more at barca's excellence than milan's failures that night. afterall this is a barca that could beat a real madrid 5-0 on it's day.

usbcable: Ancelloti is no Allegri.
dumbo playing a flamini in place of a muntari.
BTW,
Lavezzi is as mmore discreet than a niang, mind u.

o yeah! after the first leg at milan allegri was the next best thing after a nice bl0w job in a jacuzzi but then allegri turned from allegri to 'no allegri' in a space of three weeks?

Aikayy: This Femi Kayode guy still needs to be bre.ast fed! He is so empty, I really feel sorry for his kids. If he was my dad I'll definitely talk some sense into his head tonight....
I'm so disgusted with most of the comments here, little wonder some dude was begging to delete his nairaland handle in some other trend. Mr Seun, pls u guys shld look into it o! Pls try to come up with a way one cld delete from this forum..... Or I'm I in the teenage session? Ok, I guess this isn't front page!

why are you spelling b00b as bre.ast?

most people dont get the punchline here. he did not mean the same se.x thing literarily. the point to note here is 'missing link' when two same sexes meet there is no connection like 2 d1cks or 2 pvssies hence the missing link. in order words abati is clueless.

Paul onminyi: kayode ve no right 2 insult as u said. Bt Abati ve rigt 2 insult d whole country? Hmmmm am askin u pocket lawer.

i think you are correct. by defending the decision to grant the pardon, he is insulting all of us. he is playing us for fools.

usbcable: there wont be any classico final as PSG will do what Milan could not finish off.
Zlatan to do the needful.

dont you worry about us. rather worry about you, cus galatasaray would not be sympathetic to your la decima cause like their compatriot at the centre was against man u.

[quote author=~PreciousBro~] Lol, I don't think we were outplayed as you put it,we had our chances and got goals,they had few chances but kept possession of the ball.

That wasn't morihno's tactics,as everything changed in the second half of the match, and we were able to hold them to a tie on aggregate of both legs!

We had our fair share of the match(return leg) after the unscrupulous defeat in their home!! Let's not forget bayern had the zeal more to qualify considering the final was held in alias arena, if am correct ?[/quote]why do you keep 'lol'ing and 'lol'ing? is it a testament to how ridiculous you your post reads? you guys were outplayed home and away by bayern munich. accept it, bayern is a top side, there's no shame in it!

Johnpaul88: What 's he saying now?

that's usbcable for you. he's really a pain in the neck.

[quote author=~PreciousBro~] LoL"

By outplayed,you mean just keeping to the possession of the match? ?

Maybe you need to go back and re-check the statistics of that said match, not to mention we got our two goals in the first 20mins or so.....

Bayern have a weakness if contained by defence to strike with a counter attack. And to think about the porous defense line possessed by Madrid, y'all still couldn't put a goal through.....

This said bayern that couldn't even score on the return leg to a dead arsenal ?? LoL

This must be a Joke!![/quote]guy you guys were outplayed home and away by bayern munich last season. first leg should even be 4-1 if not for wasteful gomez. dont think because it's one year ago we have forgotten. you were outplayed by bayern home and away. as for madrid being king of la liga, are you kidding me or what! seems your favourite figure of speech in high school was the 'irony'. and speaking of barca not wanting to play madrid, you guys should not even be in the quarter finals in the first place, and all of a sudden you are favourites over barca? laughable! just as alex fergie said, since you have gala, you not gonna get another turkish delight(turkish referee)!

coolguyz:

men! you a baaad n1gga!!!