₦airaland Forum

Classic Ponzi scheme.

Tufanja:
France
In a restaurant I ordered "steak tartare". Not knowing it contained minced raw beef with on top of it a raw egg (google it, you will see!). My face at the moment I discovered it must have been priceless....my friend still bringing up this story at any occasion.

Well, same thing happened to me. But now I love tartare so much that I have it every Saturday morning for breakfast. It goes really well with baguette. Sehr lecker!

Omololu007:
go and ask d b1tch u call a mum at home who am i

You keep proving my point. Have you had your medicine today? I will have to contact your owner to put you on a leash.

Omololu007:
e b lik say dat my post pain u gan flat head

No, it did not pain me. It only made me realise the kind of things that come to Nairaland. Who owns you by the way?

Omololu007:
ibo wont just b drowned in d lagoon if ambode doesnt win,ibos blood will flow on d street of lagos on dat day.foolish parasite

Taa monkey banana. Go back to your cage.

ERockson:
Under no circumstance should anybody disrespect Yoruba king. People are free to hide under the internet and talk nonsense against the Oba of lagos but they are not born well to dare the Oba; and that is why d Eze and igbo chiefs did applause the Oba of lagos when he made the controversial statement. What Oba meant in his statement is that lagos is not 'NO MAN' LAND'

He will be called a bastard when his candidate losses as he requested.

4ck you people that run your mouths on how you are good 'hosts' and how you 'allow' Igbos and their businesses to prosper in Lagos. Last time I checked, any Nigerian can own properties in any part of the country. The Yor0bas fought to keep Nigeria one and are quick to remind us how the Igbos were defeated during the civil war. Well, congratulations on your defeat. We emerged from defeat and have embrace your one Nigeria. Did the Yor0bas donate free land to the Igbos? How are you exactly our host? Has any Yor0ba been prevented from buying land in the East? A woman was charged in the UK for telling a black man in the train to go back to his country, yet you 1diots defend your Oba who threatened Igbos with death. He will be the first to die in the lagoon. Anumanu

babeface3:
I remember using a liquid soap I bought in an Italian supermarket as a body cream for almost one year before my German roommate that could read Italian discovered my folly. Same thing with packaged dog food in an attempt to try new thing

Whats your own experience?

I did exactly the same! I only realised that something was amiss when my skin started to peel and I asked my friend who could read German if everything was ok with my cream.

One Nigeria

Be ready to battle with the Nigerian customs.

What this Oba has said may end up costing his candidate the governorship election. Had it been that I reside in Lagos, I would certainly vote for Jimi Agbaje because of his threats. There is no difference between the threats of the Oba and the rants of Asari Dokubo regarding what would happen if Goodluck Jonathan was not reelected.

netmillionaires:
Thank U my friend. U spoke well. But please try to look at the numbers. If U look at the votes for Jonathan against buhari u will understand my point. It is as though just 1% vote for Buhari... I can't say all Igbos afterall not everyone in a family will have same view.
God didn't say some people in Sodom and Gomorrah are evil. He said the city is evil. That doesn't mean all the people are. People are bound to generalise if the percentage who are different is minimal. It is like saying yorubas are black or the Igbos are fair in complexion. It doesn't mean there is no fair yoruba man or a black Igbo man. That reminds me of my Benin friend who always tell me that people used to call him a yoruba because he is black. I always reply him that who say yorubas are black cos so many yorubas I know in lagos have fair complexion.
Sorry if I say something annoying though. Didn't mean any harm.

The thing is that everywhere you read, people are expressing the same opinion as you did but it is not true. In my family, I can tell you that at least 30-40% voted Buhari, but you wouldn't see it in the results because the results published are not true. In Enugu state, Buhari got less than 3% of the vote, despite the condemnation of Jonathan by Fr. Mbaka. Do you know how many people listen to Fr. Mbaka? Buhari should score at least 100,000 votes in Enugu. But of course, these politicians, aided by the security agents wrote whatever they want. Everybody in Abia state knows that T A Orji lost the election, yet the result was announced to his favour. My point is that Buhari scored a lot more votes in the SE. Remember that Buhari got approximately 20% of the votes in Imo state, despite the use of the military against the APC there.

netmillionaires:
Permit me to say I am an Owan from Edo state and have lots of Igbo friend. The one thing I dislike about the Igbo is taking side because someone is ur kin. That isn't good. We should all remember that we are first and foremost Nigerians with common interest, pains and aspiration. U get light? No! I get light? No! I am experiencing the same suffering as U afterall we are all in Nigeria. You are suffering and I am suffering. We are all suffering. Our aspiration should be to work for the wellbeing of each other. Had it been that U are a beneficiary of that govt it would have been understandable but I dnt see any wisdom in supporting someone just because he's your kin only to start enduring another 4 years of hardship. I will rather vote a Rochas than vote an Igbinedion.
When someone makes life unbearable for U kick him out and replace him with another. Either he is Igbo, Yoruba, or an Hausa it doesn't matter. That is one thing I respect about the yorubas. They are always after performance. That's is why they could thumb down Obasanjo for 3rd term and then went ahead to vote a Jonathan against their own Buhari/Tunde Bakare in 2011... This election have come and gone. Let us forget ethnic bigotry and work towards a greater nigeria. We can do it. My utmost respect to the Igbos, Yorubas, Hausas and the other tribes.
My pastor said that by the end of this year we shall all say it is well that ends end. And I declare so shall it be for all of you and your entire family

You make the mistake of thinking that all Igbos are for Jonathan. FYI, I am Igbo, supported Jonathan the first time, but not this time around. I have many friend (Igbos) who voted Buhari and are currently celebrating. Do you think that the results from Igbo states are a true reflection of the votes there? I called my uncle on Sunday and he told me that the governor (T.A Orji), aided by military men and INEC officials were rewriting the election results. So don't generalize.

Safe journey to Otuoke.

Haha. Language don change. Sai baba.

ORIGENAL:
By d tym GEJ will b declear a winer, 2day some of u guys wil b disapoited

Patience, is that you?

Soon, there will be analysis on what/who cost Jonah de Otuoke the presidency. Expect the following to top the list:
1. Poor handling of Boko haram and kidnap of the Chibok girls
2. Overseeing the highest level of corruption in the history of Nigeria
3. Having very crazy people in his camp (FFK the addict, Okupe the basket mouth, Mamma the educated mor0n, Dokubo the loud mouth, etc).

How Jonah, the shoeless Otuoke man, came to the presidency on popular support and was rejected by the masses 4 years later (this result is only close because of MASSIVE RIGGING BY THE PDP) should be offered as a special course in the universities.

Owliver:
why not solve the issue that led to this by advocating girls to stay away from whom they don't have intention to date and not collect gifts like its christmas free gifts.

I find it difficult to understand your mentality. So, accepting a gift from someone means that you should date the person?

Attagirl. Wish I could give her a present for sending the rapist to where he belongs...6 ft under.

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2 months remaining. Please be patient.

Otuoke loading......please be patient.

SAI Baba, ride on!

Now my friend, who is in her 30s has had dreams where she sees herself in the water with a crown on her head.
No be only crown. Rubbish.

ok.
FTC (whatever is the significance). Dancing Azonto (like everyone else who happens to be FTC).

Your so-called leaders and their supporters know no shame. Why should a train purchased with government funds bear her name? Did she buy it with her money? Anyway, I will be ashamed for such a train to be named after me. Keep supporting mediocrity. ICE doesn't bear the name of any individual.

Otueke calling.

onyedikachukwue:
‪#‎BabaWhileYouWereGone‬

We have known that Tinubu's mouth stinks!

We known that Lai Muhammed is a Diaper wearing Grand Pa! And that his mouth stinks like gutter!

We known that Amaechi used to wear a tee shirt for 3 days!

We known that Tinubu is the single largest landlord in Africavia his corruption!

Documentaries were released on You and Tinubu,and people have seen more about your Draconian past and more about the corruption and stealing abilities of Tinubu!

Jonathan met with Youths in Lagos and guess what? He had a very beautiful welcome and I was there present!

Peter Ayo Fayose was visiting contract sites and in the process, he was hungry!, guess what? He ate at Iya Karimu's cantten!

APC has been silent,as FFK has been hitting them hard!!!

What else do you want me to tell you while you were gone?

You, and Fani Kayode should be ashamed of yourselves. I watched the interview where FFK said the bolded. Wasn't your president once shoeless? I can by no standard be classified as poor, but it is disgusting how your likes ridicule people because of their financial situation. Someone who wore a shirt for 3 days but later became a governor should qualify as a success story and should be our own version of the "Nigerian Dream" (assuming there is one). But of course, you and the ignorant FFK doesn't better.

#Babawhileyouwergone Sheppopotamus has invented new English words

agileson:
To all the people asking why he didn't donate to Nigerians, you are exhibit a of why they say Nigerian students are half baked. in the article, it says he has done charity in Nigeria but was also locking to make a difference in another part of the world. He did a google search and that's what came up. I don't know how many muslims commented here and as we all know muslims have a broken moral compass but to my Christian brothers and sisters, remember the story of the good samaritan who was neither Hebrew nor a Jew but still helped the traveler. That is the kindness this young mans action exemplifies.

Oh shut up you m0ron. This is what religion can do to people. Why didn't he donate to someone from Rwanda?

Makweembo:
God bless Prophet T.B. Joshua for inspiring this young man. He is a member of The SCOAN not jut in word but in deed! This is what the man of God always teaches - spend more on others and less on yourself!

So no member of SCOAN has kidney problem? Or has TB 'healed' all of them with his 'arrangee' miracle?