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All this "I'll feel nothing "sayers,lie will kee u laslas...
Communication z d lifewire of any relationship....i though feel it depends on d norms of d relationship so far,if some1 who calls regularly 3x a day suddenly doesn't call a whole day,n ul feel nothing? Iro lo.ma pa e

Booked till OP's brain starts working again

Laslas Op is right,just that d truth scares us sometimes bcus of d amount of trust we have invested in this men. True,certain family matters are far complicated than what appears to d eye,but Strictly speaking,he lost his right to direct others d moment his marriage lost direction on grounds of infidelity among other things.

Op,u sef mind ur business,laslas u only have right to ur followership,if others after hearing the details of d matter still deem him fit as there leader...wats ur motherfukin biznes kwa?

400billionman:
Yes sir, a Nairalander did that.

I doubted him but later proved it.

It depends on the goods or services one is selling.

300k to 40M in 24months?,it can never be goods,it has to be services or some online motherfúçker...but its very possible i opine

Juicyjuice:
4000 applications? And she couldn't even think of a good business idea to set herself up and become her own boss.

Dumb-ass.

Sharap with ur ITK talk,she has shared her joy,rejoice with her...must you show urslf as being able to strategize better,not every1 z built to handle self biz,n not every1 z built to submit to an employer.watever rocks ur fúckîng boat isn't her issue.so again,sharap n congratulate her

nairalandposter:
Why do you people just discuss things that don't concern you as if they do?

@ op.

It's aggravating.

Lolll...for example,the post doesn't concern u but u jumped in to speak English ...ITK,must u talk.

Oya pack ur load and face Daura abeg,i cnt shout.

jidemoh:
Marriage! You acquire the girl to merge with her.

This guy must b an APC member...

Shibaraba:
Thread created to swell your ego.

If you cum it lasts long
You stay long
Yen yen yen

That thing wey you dey find go soon catch you. Ogbolor

Werey plenty for nairaland I swear.

You too get sense ....its not only to swell his ego,laslas its also a lie.Werey boy,he just wants to oppress lalastical 4 his indomie sex

ola33t:
"A loud voice echoed all over the earth saying: whom else shall I send? For, I have sent many messengers unto them: I have sent great dribblers, I have sent unto them great scorers, I have also sent unto them great defenders. Whom else shall I send again?

One of the elders answered and said, there is one more messenger we have not sent, whom we have specially created for honour unto this day, he has a double portion of the powers of all other messengers sent before him.

Then answered Messi unto them and said, Here am I, send me.

The loud voice echoed again and said, this is my beloved son, in whom I am well pleased."




"Messi is the god of football sent from heaven to earth, to do wonders on the field, and thrill the children of men."


My eyes have seen the real GOAT of football, I will never settle for the less.


Peradventure, there arises another legend someday in the future; and my children tells me about how talented he is, I will be proud to also tell them that, in my days too, there was a legend and his name is, MESSI (PBUH).

May God forgive u 4 ur stupid manipulation of the holy book because of Messi...
Haven said that,That Messi guy is absolutely sensational on the pitch,Ronaldo is awesome as well.A Bbc jornalist said Messi is the Banana,Ronaldo is the banana flavored juice.
Ronaldo deserves respect for his hardwork and dedication to improving,Messi actually works less,but achieves more because his Talent makes up for the extra hardwork required to be a game changer.

I've observed some guys have different views of what marriage really mean,some see it as a merger (partnership) others believe its plain acquisition(takeover) of a new property ,accept it or not,this views shape d way they see there mate and by extension treat them. On d flip side gals are even entering marriage with a funnier outlook,feminist movement makes them insist its a merger or partnership,but on entering,they simply contribute little or nothing to the partnership but simply unload both there long standing,current and future burdens and that of there families on d poor nigga,acting as though he has acquired them,but wanting to exercise the rights of a partner...my take though....whats urs,is marriage a merger or an acquisition .

rex444:
and your contribution is exactly what she needs...... hmmmmm this is really interesting....my stupid suggestion is actually mine oooo not yours I hope U do remember....Mr chief judge and analyser

Lolll...laslas we aren't getting paid 4 our suggestions,so no biggy bros,come chop.

rex444:
play the ignore card , since he knows you can't divorce him that means he can't divorce you either ....so if he is playing the ignore game on you,let him have a taste of his own doing by playing same game....two can play that game .......firstly make him know he can't divorce you oooooo

I'm sorry bros,i dnt knw hw exactly to help her but what you said is honestly very stupid,again i'm sorry but thats d only wrd i can come up with....

Meanwhile,madam i really sympathize with you,i can relate with that every1 looking to u 4 counsel n support while you actually need support too but cnt voice it so as not to look helpless to others.

My humble suggestion,...Tell him you love him so dearly especially for being supportive and responsible for d family's growing needs,but the stress is too much on him and you want to have him if possible forever in sound health...AND YOU THINK THE SOLUTION IS TO SIMPLIFY YOUR FAMILY LIFE.IS THERE ANY BILL THAT SETTLING IT UNSETTLES HIM,DROP YOUR STANDARD A STEP OR TWO...even if he doesn't accept,he'll realize a lot from those words.

Small080:
Igbo, no! If Igbo man can lie for Africa if is money issue.... But fair sha if they married their tribe but if other tribe wahala go dey

Yoruba, ah! Aye o! Yoruba can marry any tribe and satisfy with it, they take care of their woman little but they cheat die.

hausa take good care of their woman than other tribe in Nigeria, take it or leave it hausa man can die for his wife but igbo and yoruba can't do that. Hausa man will work to feed his wife and children but little out of igbo and yoruba can do this.

Lolll...bros no vex,so yoruba and ibo men always play to feed there family....or there families always goes to hausa man's hause to feed....bros u b Okro

You have a point brother,regardless of the tribe or culture,you will always find good men among any tribe,besides,wat u see as good treatment may noy necessarily be good to others....however,a culture or tribal tradition may set an underlying pattern for treating women and children...for example,d hausa man who cages his teen wife and deprive her of her individuality for life is not necessarily treating her well,nor is d ibo man who treats her like a property doin d right thing,worse is the yoruba man,who in d name of we dnt sell our women,impregnates her accommodate her (paying a penny or non).then graciously maltreat her since she came low priced....but in all,i seem to tend towards the ibo,they ain't perfect but they love family and country.

stinflame:
Which tribe treats a wife better is just a myth..

A man who knows his priority will definitely treat his wife well. It all boils down to love and self discipline.
I have seen a Yoruba man treating his wife well, also seen an Urobo man do same. Have seen an idoma man do same, seen an igbo man do same. Have seen practically all tribe do same, since I travel alot.
And trust me I have seen some who treats their women badly.. From stats igbo have the highest most especially if she isn't from his tribe.

Have you ever wondered why Hausa women arent allowed to work or trade unlike their counterparts.It's the sole responsibilty of the husband to provide all her needs.If that isnt the highest form of caring what next?They are allowed to adore themselves,sleep and entertain visitors.

MedicH:
No coach ever can vote messi. There's no other player in the world that can be scoring against Spain in the world cup canceling all their 3 goals. That alone is incredible and out of this world. Let me not even talk about Liverpool UCL blunder. Of course everyone knows u can't have Ronaldo in a team that needs just a goal to advance and he won't do it. I can bet 1m.

Just a little correction bros,on FIFA website,u will find the full list of all the coaches and captains and who they voted.meanwhile,add the controversial votes to Ronaldo's or Salah,Messi won d title.why shld we listen to d coaches of sudan and Nicaragua ,if they know good football,it'll reflect on there team.1st class coaches and world class players who cant b influenced have always voted Messi for d past 10 years,go n check,if he doesn't get it in any year,its this liberia,sudan,Nicaraguan,Venezuela team that often line up behind Ronaldo in there numbers.laslas,Ronaldo is also a stunning player,if he got it he deserves it too,Messi got it,he Absolutely deserved it.Messi is Pineapple,Ronaldo is Pineapple flavor.Talent is not skill guys.

Gracealone:
The advice on social and spending mate is both totally curious and wrong.

God designed the differences in partners for a positive reason - so that one complements the other, for the strong to support the weak. To produce synergy.

Totally agree with u...but then he's also right...a middle ground would b finding someone who share d same basic values and outlook on life..b it socially,religiously,morally or whatever...but d degree of strength in each of this areas may vary,in which case the strong complement the weak.my take though.

Iamgrey5:
It paid 6m tax the previous year, So what is the deferred tax here?

Lol...the previous yr to the yr under discussion is 2016,all d same,I'm just sayin there could b a possibility of deferred tax.i no say you know book bros.

Amakababe:
sorry ma'am. This is my dad's company. My dad, mum, and I make up the limited liability company. I took a pic of it bcuz i wanted to knw my dad's take home. There's only one stinking broke hoodrat bitch here, and thats you. Shameless pròstitute! Idiat

Haaaaaa ,u this gae,this is an exam question, i took this may diet in 2016,i wunt mention d exam,but to call it your dad's company result....haaaa. haaaa,this workd z wicked o,just oppressing modest Nigerian on emptiness ....laslas,na Buhari cause am,when him self submit bank teller as waec result.

Iamgrey5:
How can a company pay the tax of 4millon on a profit of 5millon plus ? How is the tax rate calculated? what is the rate ?

I suspect the company has padded its financial statement

Lol,its a professional exam question,any figure can b used,besides its just provision for tax not actual tax paid,also there could be deferred tax liability from previous assessment year(s).

LOl....babes....lets calculate it together, if he is educated, hardworking and still working class,do you think he'll be so available to the point of checking you out for love U think he'll not b hooked already by other well meaning search and find missionaries like u ....if any1 chats u,it can b genuine, but he'll likely be lying abt his profile or hez 4 chop n go.

Momoney77:
Visit HARDDON thread on dating drills, Ubunja will give you the blueprint, you can get thke step by step method there.

Harddon is that skillfull basic school teacher,Ubunja is the new lecturer in d phd class for nuclear physics students......so its a matter of ,whats ur game level.....regardless of ur gaming skills,Ubunja will always blow ur mind......argue with Buhari.... the ideas re so verifiable ul start wondering why uv not been paying attention to what has been happening

JUst goan wait 4 us in heaven.....because laslas,free toto na sniper

The story startd n ended in paragraph 2......he just wants to talk abt his imagined sexual prowess.....shikena

Dont put mouth in husband n wife matter like that bro,dad or no dad.....you made mistake of not confronting her (although,she fit just clear u if ur a threat to her secret)....i advice you set her up,and pull another person or persons into the know.....then 2geda,u can present it to ur dad,that way,the witness of 2 or more establishes d case n u diversify the risk of being killed when shez eventually dealt with by dad.,,,my 1 kobo

Harlem2:
So girls also masturbate

Op can lie eh

How old re u my friend. ...if my suspicions re right....i may just quit nairaland 4 u.

CHeck d video well,the lady in question fell before d gun short was heard,n i checked,thr was no delay in sound.....evertin na setup jare

THanks Op,we learn something at least. ....

MHennn!!!....this guy delivers with every single phrase. ..back-to-back brain bursting.....


""""The mouth takes in food that goes to the stomach. Just as the pussy takes in sperm that goes to the womb. The mouth and the pussy are essentially the same thing. That's why what's meant for the mouth can be put in the pussy (cucumber, banana etc); and that's why, also, what's meant for the pussy can be put in the mouth (Dick).

And the stomach and the womb are also essentially the same thing: They receive, store and process what pussy and mouth bring in.

The stomach receives food it uses to produce nutrients that sustain the body and keep the woman alive. While the womb receives sperm it uses to produce babies that sustain the human race and keep it alive. The stomach is to the woman what the womb is to humanity.

Now, here is the thing; when it comes to food, the woman's tastes and appetites, what she eats and when, is not decided by the mouth itself but by THE STOMACH. The mouth is only an opening. A conduit. A pathway.

In the same way, a woman's sexual tastes and appetites, who she fvcks and when, is not decided by the pussy itself but by THE WOMB. The pussy is only an opening and a pathway. A gate. The womb is Central Command. With the menstrual cycle being the chief influencer of a woman's choice of men:"""

MAkes sense.....07010206455