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Politics / Re: Why We Met Sowore — Garba Shehu by Deandean: 10:19am On Dec 01, 2019
The longer they keep him the the greater attention they buy him even from the international community , the louder his voice, the stronger he bonds with d ppl...Usa is battling impeachment....just wait till d dust settles,d way sanctions would start flyin in now,even china would deny you.

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Religion / Re: What Is The Difference Between God And Lord? by Deandean: 9:57am On Dec 01, 2019
sonmvayina:
There are several Gods, I can name quite a few, but only ONE Lord.. The Jews called him Hashem, the Babylonian called him Marduk, we igbos call him CHUKWU, the Yoruba call him Eledumare, the benins call him Osanobua... He is the lugal dimmer Ankia which literally translate to the divine king Of heaven and earth.....

God's include Enki, Enlil., inanna, Ogun, olokun, sango... Etc.



The Jesus story actually comes from ancient tales about Marduk.. Marduk happens to be the son of Enki, but he won his place as head of the pantheon when he defeated Tiamat.. All the Gods and goddess crowned him their king.

It was Athanasius that said he was both God and man at the council of nicea in other to satisfy all factions at the council.. So Eusebius was commissioned to write and fashion a human history for him and the product was the gospel of Mark... "make it to astonish" was emperor Constantine order... They were written accordingly.. Says Eusebius, the master forger..

Olodo...who told u there z 1 lord...what of Landlord,lord in courts,even Lord of d rings...loll

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Politics / Re: Diezani’s Dominican Republic diplomatic passport protecting her from prosecution by Deandean: 9:53am On Dec 01, 2019
Lets just admit shez smarter than Efcc ,bubu and Apc put 2geda....but karma is smarter but patient.meanwhile,there new maduekes in gov nw,expanding there illegal acquisitions through this outdated international pacts n laws. Its an unending circle.
Travel / Re: Man Narrates The Kind Of Wonder Creatures Living In The Ocean by Deandean: 9:16pm On Nov 30, 2019
oonix:
...Jon snow

My best line on GoT....u know nothing jon snow

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Romance / Re: I Feel Like Walking Away But My Heart Is So Loving Her.. by Deandean: 12:34pm On Nov 30, 2019
IyaTola:
what's you saying?

Comprehension 101...go bck 2 sch my love
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Wants Me To by Deandean: 9:09pm On Nov 29, 2019
Shhhh!!...dnt say i told u.rendering u financially dependent is d easiest way a guy can control u...d second is piecing ur sense with dickson...best combo is to launch both...meanwhile, if only he had dicked u well first,uld have left d job since...lolll
Travel / Re: Man Narrates The Kind Of Wonder Creatures Living In The Ocean by Deandean: 8:44pm On Nov 29, 2019
For strange reasons i really wished the exposé continued....loll

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Romance / Re: Ladies, Tell The Truth Please.. by Deandean: 4:47pm On Nov 29, 2019
MrCork:



really'?..well

..son..I have pound's sterling..U have naira
..am in London, Pekam...U in Nigeria, some place
...I date lightskin n half cast women and sometimes rich dakskin women...U don't hav woman
... I own range rover & BMW....U ride okada.
.

.SON...DONT MAKE ME CONTINUE ...OR ELSE!!(No oofeense)
angry

Lollll....that Okada is about the only thing you spelt correctly....now tell us,where exactly are you ?...drop your shoulder and you could get a hand..
Romance / Re: I Feel Like Walking Away But My Heart Is So Loving Her.. by Deandean: 4:32pm On Nov 29, 2019
IyaTola:
Why would you assume and conclude before asking her, or is communication no more vital in relationships? Even a guilty party has the right to defend oneself in court before judgement.

You should sit her down and hold a reasonable conversation with her, asking her what she needs the 3k for and the owner of the money in her account. Always ascertain before concluding or making assumptions.

The money you see in some people's accounts are not usually theirs. If the money isn't hers, then she may be in urgent or critical need. But if the money is hers, why is she demanding for 3k? Is she testing you, being greedy or what? I don't think you actually know this lady you want to marry, if she's good or not. Sometimes, situations may arise in a relationship that will make the other party look bad or good in ones eyes, but not so in reality. You need to study more and communicate more with your lady.

Finally, It is better to be happily single than unhappily married. The pressure on young folks to “find a man/woman” is total nonsense. You don’t need a man/woman to be happy or successful.

A culture that says you’re incomplete without a man/man is a patriarchal prison.

Break out of that prison. You don’t need a man to make you happy, complete, or successful.

Live your best life today - with or without a man./woman

Last Bullet
No matter how nice your wedding was, it will never make sense to those that didn't get food grin grin grin

Haaa!! !! Naija gals! Naija gal!...una b ogbolo,what re d chances dat d money in ur acc z not yours(at most 1/100000) so why re we discussing on that premise. U sa feel an obligation yo defend 1 of ur own...its either shez jealous hez givin money to d mother(gals/mother inlaw ish since 1446)and shez servin pusśy 4 free or she just want to block d chances of him askin her for money(i cnt giv u pussy n still pay u nah,biko)...wateva it z,..it has nothin to do with love...mostly complex or self preservation
Romance / Re: Honest Answers Needed Pls by Deandean: 4:07pm On Nov 29, 2019
This advice z an expo n a violation of sec. 14 of the international bro. Code...so keep it.


1.Don't ever call him,its a power game,even if ul submit to him later,4 now u need some power to negotiate where d relationship will lead(if u av no power,he'll so panel beat ur heart ul eventually propose to him)

2. The moment you guys re back on track,don't be do demanding,but always ask him for some things u knw he can afford (even if u can too).a man's heart lies where his money goes....if hez not investing,he'll hardly b committed .

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Romance / Re: A Girl's View Of Payback. What Do You Think?! by Deandean: 12:35pm On Nov 29, 2019
She's dumb...gat a lot of male friends..and they laugh over things like this.if she thinks its gonna hurt him,she's seriously wastin her time

You mean shez wastin her pussy's elasticity �
Romance / Re: Chinese Kung Fu Movies Back In The Days Had 7special Scenes by Deandean: 4:38am On Nov 01, 2019
Op,abeg take 2 red label in my name grin....bt sa I'll still go 4 those pusha gbum gbum than watch this mumu indian zee world...the way they pause and turn d camera ehnnn...so annoying
Romance / Re: What Is The Best Virginity Test For A Woman? Hymen? by Deandean: 4:29am On Nov 01, 2019
Op...this z ur opportunity to learn.d mind of a woman is deeper than hell.its all a scam drama aswear...so u expect her to tell u shez been chopped by pastor....truth is,d rape trilogy is oversold,guys done cast dat 1,d new 1 z "i rode bicycle alot while young,so d bicycle chair tore it i guess" grin
Career / Re: Why Are ICAN Staff So Slow And Unprofessional? by Deandean: 6:01pm On Oct 30, 2019
Baba don't over border yourself with the closing date ish...when ur around,go to their Lagos office,ppl de pay a day to exam sef...i just thank God for my qualification...ICAN as a whole is not a funny jorney.
Romance / Re: Why Most Girls Don't Like Kissing by Deandean: 11:23pm On Oct 28, 2019
Your mouth smells...thank u
Travel / Re: Things To Run Away From When You Are In Uyo, Akwa Ibom State (pictures) by Deandean: 5:38pm On Oct 20, 2019
OyiboPep:
This post is why I keep thinking Nairaland is becoming useless.

Someone made a post without good research or whatever, it's in frontpage boom!

The things spoken of here happen in any city. Except the OP was living in a village before now.

With the nonsense things he wrote, he painted all Uyo girls with one brush. So my friend Edima that works hard to send herself through university and is currently job-hunting will not get a man because of one idiotic post.

Seun, your forum is becoming useless. Tell your mods to push reasonable things to the frontpage.

Y u con serious like this na grin,laslas its not your forum la,and who adk u to open d tread lest comment la.....Hello,its called social media, dnt b a killjoy,tune to NTA news abeg .goan listen to killjoy news there...@ seun,keep ur forum as open as possible bami,laslas his soberness nor bring money..lobatan cheesy

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Romance / Re: Relationship Q And A by Deandean: 10:39pm On Oct 18, 2019
All this "I'll feel nothing "sayers,lie will kee u laslas...
Communication z d lifewire of any relationship....i though feel it depends on d norms of d relationship so far,if some1 who calls regularly 3x a day suddenly doesn't call a whole day,n ul feel nothing? Iro lo.ma pa e grin
Romance / Re: What Do You Know About Opobo Girls? by Deandean: 10:31pm On Oct 18, 2019
Booked till OP's brain starts working again grin
Romance / Re: If You Will See Pastor Chris This Morning Ensure You Share This With Him by Deandean: 7:06pm On Oct 18, 2019
Laslas Op is right,just that d truth scares us sometimes bcus of d amount of trust we have invested in this men. True,certain family matters are far complicated than what appears to d eye,but Strictly speaking,he lost his right to direct others d moment his marriage lost direction on grounds of infidelity among other things.

Op,u sef mind ur business,laslas u only have right to ur followership,if others after hearing the details of d matter still deem him fit as there leader...wats ur motherfukin biznes kwa?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lady Finally Gets A Job After Submitting 4000 Applications In Five Years by Deandean: 10:20am On Oct 17, 2019
400billionman:


Yes sir, a Nairalander did that.

I doubted him but later proved it.

It depends on the goods or services one is selling.

300k to 40M in 24months?,it can never be goods,it has to be services or some online motherfúçker...but its very possible i opine

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lady Finally Gets A Job After Submitting 4000 Applications In Five Years by Deandean: 9:46am On Oct 17, 2019
Juicyjuice:
4000 applications? And she couldn't even think of a good business idea to set herself up and become her own boss.

Dumb-ass.

Sharap with ur ITK talk,she has shared her joy,rejoice with her...must you show urslf as being able to strategize better,not every1 z built to handle self biz,n not every1 z built to submit to an employer.watever rocks ur fúckîng boat isn't her issue.so again,sharap n congratulate her

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Romance / Re: Marriage : Merger Or Acquisition by Deandean: 8:12am On Oct 17, 2019
nairalandposter:
Why do you people just discuss things that don't concern you as if they do?

@ op.

It's aggravating.

Lolll...for example,the post doesn't concern u but u jumped in to speak English grin...ITK,must u talk.

Oya pack ur load and face Daura abeg,i cnt shout.

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Romance / Re: Marriage : Merger Or Acquisition by Deandean: 2:34am On Oct 17, 2019
jidemoh:
Marriage! You acquire the girl to merge with her.

grin This guy must b an APC member...
Romance / Re: I Have A Sex Related Challenge, I Need Help. by Deandean: 10:42pm On Oct 16, 2019
Shibaraba:
Thread created to swell your ego.

If you cum it lasts long
You stay long
Yen yen yen

That thing wey you dey find go soon catch you. Ogbolor

Werey plenty for nairaland I swear.

You too get sense cheesy....its not only to swell his ego,laslas its also a lie.Werey boy,he just wants to oppress lalastical 4 his indomie sex
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Wins 6th Golden Shoe Award (Photos) by Deandean: 8:09pm On Oct 16, 2019
ola33t:
"A loud voice echoed all over the earth saying: whom else shall I send? For, I have sent many messengers unto them: I have sent great dribblers, I have sent unto them great scorers, I have also sent unto them great defenders. Whom else shall I send again?

One of the elders answered and said, there is one more messenger we have not sent, whom we have specially created for honour unto this day, he has a double portion of the powers of all other messengers sent before him.

Then answered Messi unto them and said, Here am I, send me.

The loud voice echoed again and said, this is my beloved son, in whom I am well pleased."





"Messi is the god of football sent from heaven to earth, to do wonders on the field, and thrill the children of men."


My eyes have seen the real GOAT of football, I will never settle for the less.


Peradventure, there arises another legend someday in the future; and my children tells me about how talented he is, I will be proud to also tell them that, in my days too, there was a legend and his name is, MESSI (PBUH).

May God forgive u 4 ur stupid manipulation of the holy book because of Messi...
Haven said that,That Messi guy is absolutely sensational on the pitch,Ronaldo is awesome as well.A Bbc jornalist said Messi is the Banana,Ronaldo is the banana flavored juice.
Ronaldo deserves respect for his hardwork and dedication to improving,Messi actually works less,but achieves more because his Talent makes up for the extra hardwork required to be a game changer.
Romance / Marriage : Merger Or Acquisition by Deandean: 7:57pm On Oct 16, 2019
I've observed some guys have different views of what marriage really mean,some see it as a merger (partnership) others believe its plain acquisition(takeover) of a new property ,accept it or not,this views shape d way they see there mate and by extension treat them. On d flip side gals are even entering marriage with a funnier outlook,feminist movement makes them insist its a merger or partnership,but on entering,they simply contribute little or nothing to the partnership but simply unload both there long standing,current and future burdens and that of there families on d poor nigga,acting as though he has acquired them,but wanting to exercise the rights of a partner...my take though....whats urs,is marriage a merger or an acquisition .
Romance / Re: My Marriage Needs Help: I Am Tired Of Pretending-please Help Me! by Deandean: 7:40pm On Oct 16, 2019
rex444:
and your contribution is exactly what she needs...... hmmmmm this is really interesting....my stupid suggestion is actually mine oooo not yours I hope U do remember....Mr chief judge and analyser

Lolll...laslas we aren't getting paid 4 our suggestions,so no biggy bros,come chop. grin
Romance / Re: My Marriage Needs Help: I Am Tired Of Pretending-please Help Me! by Deandean: 10:04am On Oct 16, 2019
rex444:
play the ignore card , since he knows you can't divorce him that means he can't divorce you either ....so if he is playing the ignore game on you,let him have a taste of his own doing by playing same game....two can play that game .......firstly make him know he can't divorce you oooooo

I'm sorry bros,i dnt knw hw exactly to help her but what you said is honestly very stupid,again i'm sorry but thats d only wrd i can come up with....

Meanwhile,madam i really sympathize with you,i can relate with that every1 looking to u 4 counsel n support while you actually need support too but cnt voice it so as not to look helpless to others.

My humble suggestion,...Tell him you love him so dearly especially for being supportive and responsible for d family's growing needs,but the stress is too much on him and you want to have him if possible forever in sound health...AND YOU THINK THE SOLUTION IS TO SIMPLIFY YOUR FAMILY LIFE.IS THERE ANY BILL THAT SETTLING IT UNSETTLES HIM,DROP YOUR STANDARD A STEP OR TWO...even if he doesn't accept,he'll realize a lot from those words.
Romance / Re: Which Tribe Treats Their Wives Better? Pls Be Honest And Objective. by Deandean: 11:29pm On Oct 06, 2019
Small080:
Igbo, no! If Igbo man can lie for Africa if is money issue.... But fair sha if they married their tribe but if other tribe wahala go dey

Yoruba, ah! Aye o! Yoruba can marry any tribe and satisfy with it, they take care of their woman little but they cheat die.

hausa take good care of their woman than other tribe in Nigeria, take it or leave it hausa man can die for his wife but igbo and yoruba can't do that. Hausa man will work to feed his wife and children but little out of igbo and yoruba can do this.


Lolll...bros no vex,so yoruba and ibo men always play to feed there family....or there families always goes to hausa man's hause to feed....bros u b Okro grin
Romance / Re: Which Tribe Treats Their Wives Better? Pls Be Honest And Objective. by Deandean: 11:18pm On Oct 06, 2019
You have a point brother,regardless of the tribe or culture,you will always find good men among any tribe,besides,wat u see as good treatment may noy necessarily be good to others....however,a culture or tribal tradition may set an underlying pattern for treating women and children...for example,d hausa man who cages his teen wife and deprive her of her individuality for life is not necessarily treating her well,nor is d ibo man who treats her like a property doin d right thing,worse is the yoruba man,who in d name of we dnt sell our women,impregnates her accommodate her (paying a penny or non).then graciously maltreat her since she came low priced....but in all,i seem to tend towards the ibo,they ain't perfect but they love family and country.



stinflame:
Which tribe treats a wife better is just a myth..

A man who knows his priority will definitely treat his wife well. It all boils down to love and self discipline.
I have seen a Yoruba man treating his wife well, also seen an Urobo man do same. Have seen an idoma man do same, seen an igbo man do same. Have seen practically all tribe do same, since I travel alot.
And trust me I have seen some who treats their women badly.. From stats igbo have the highest most especially if she isn't from his tribe.

Have you ever wondered why Hausa women arent allowed to work or trade unlike their counterparts.It's the sole responsibilty of the husband to provide all her needs.If that isnt the highest form of caring what next?They are allowed to adore themselves,sleep and entertain visitors.
Sports / Re: FIFA Awards: Captains And Coaches Claim They Did Not Vote For Messi by Deandean: 10:21pm On Sep 26, 2019
MedicH:
No coach ever can vote messi. There's no other player in the world that can be scoring against Spain in the world cup canceling all their 3 goals. That alone is incredible and out of this world. Let me not even talk about Liverpool UCL blunder. Of course everyone knows u can't have Ronaldo in a team that needs just a goal to advance and he won't do it. I can bet 1m.

Just a little correction bros,on FIFA website,u will find the full list of all the coaches and captains and who they voted.meanwhile,add the controversial votes to Ronaldo's or Salah,Messi won d title.why shld we listen to d coaches of sudan and Nicaragua ,if they know good football,it'll reflect on there team.1st class coaches and world class players who cant b influenced have always voted Messi for d past 10 years,go n check,if he doesn't get it in any year,its this liberia,sudan,Nicaraguan,Venezuela team that often line up behind Ronaldo in there numbers.laslas,Ronaldo is also a stunning player,if he got it he deserves it too,Messi got it,he Absolutely deserved it.Messi is Pineapple,Ronaldo is Pineapple flavor.Talent is not skill guys.

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