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Kingpinukecy:
I want see the girl picture first before I go know the possibility to her remedy!!!

I can advice her to travel to China , because such act or operation can also be possible with China Butt Technologies...

Op na motherfûćker...he go find pix of a fbook frnd to tickle ur fancy n make u abandon work weh de ur table 4 office

drezzyx:
For those opposing have u ever thought why did God gave these animals supernatural abilities that most humans don't have, for example some animals have this ability to see ghost, or sense natural disasters coming without equipment like humans and they will gentle evacuate themselves from that particular area.

Yea,i was in a program some years back,and a scientist who was first to raise alarm b4 d earthquake that hit Japan some yrs back was there...he said he ...the local towns around the area had reported the increased population of snakes and other reptiles months b4 the actual disaster...and he was able to simply figure this reptiles must have left there natural habitat for a reason....further investigation shows they were sensing through there bodies,d build-up to d actual earthquake n were heading to safe zones...at d time,most tools could not get d vibration signals from d quake.

damosade:
Many ladies play the victim here but some were the one looking for who to heat them up.. Now when the deed is done, will now be playing victim trumpet. after all ,the horney pot is hollow.

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KiidaACE:
Lool..
I get you perfectly bruv.. We're humans, we're bound to feel at some point.. It most times happen that one party would be more invested than the other..
My advice to such a person still remains; hope for the best and expect the worst.. It'd still suck when it happens but you'll move on way way faster that way knowing you had it at the back of your mind that such scenario could play out..
Ya dig?

Yaga!! Absolutely so comrade!!

KiidaACE:
No such thing as a good gamer boss mi..
People use such things like player, good gamer, alpha male bla bla bla to kid themselves ..
A lot of y'all are definitely gonna get stomped on someday, it's inevitable..

The people that survive shit are people that understand what humans are and what we're capable of(male and female).. People that know never to be more invested in a relationship than your partner, people that know that most relationships are more like a business contract or transaction with the trappings of "what can we gain from each other" shit.. Once one party stops seeing such gains or feels he/she made a mistake, they tend to pull out without hesitation..
Now the only way you survive shit is when you see relationships as such and always hope for the best whilst expecting the worst..
Love is fvcking overrated bro.. If it exists, then we can agree that it's done more harm than good, so why do we keep causing problems for ourselves .
Baffled mehn..

Ur mostly right my man...but there re players and good gamers i assure u...wether they'll get stumped out is another topic entirely.in fact u described d main characteristic of a good gamer...ability to engage without feelings or commitment.
Also love does exist boss...only it has never been balanced from d world go..one party always invests more n gets d panel beating of heart wen d time comes.

Danwakae:
Lolsss...u are high ... Where do I even starts from



That we neater than those in Canada , when majority of my people here in Taraba , Jalingo , capital city still deficate openly ??, When we still suffers qolera outbreak ??, When we dont have common portable water to drink , When a bucket of water cost N200 in Ran, Borno state and during this period dry season, N300 ??, How do u even expect us to be clean with that , And u want to claim they are dirty in Canada with enough water to bath, weekly fumigation ?, Water system everywhere and public toilet ??, In Nigeria , some tradition forbid u to take ur bath.. Seems u are on N-POWER

Smiling...bros u b ogbolo,ehc 1 z Npower again..lolll
Anyways,i can't deny u have some points,but what u re mentioning are mostly a function of government's responsibility. Notice i saif as individuals,we're cleaner..and i mean that 2 b true,wen we say Canadians ,I'm not referring to nationalised Nigerians,the native Canadians may have water bt dnt bath as frequently as Nigerians,they re lazy to cleanup there environment too...remove government hands from there matter and you'll see they aint better than u my guy....and if mistakenly they re subjected to d same hardship, scarcity and government irresponsibility Nigerians endure,they would b dying in there numbers in no time....all in all,I'm working on a route to move to Canada,if u re too,we can compare notes so we continue our argument on a higher level in Canada �

Nice 1 Op...u have our full attention...more of this

Phenomenal16:
...u made a point especially no 2 ...because I don't demand ....he was even praising me for that ...I come dey feel myself..
Foolish me
I feel like crying a river right now

Lolll..dm me can guide u on how to handle a real nigga....ul pay me

This shit can b painful mheennn....guys stop forming some motherfüçkin niga.....even if ur a good gamer,there ll b 1 gal someday that would hook u by d esophagus...when dat 1 bleeps up..ur bleeped up....back to u my guy...3 words...let her go.

Things happen in there friend's relationship,there friend's hood,work place,to there friend's sister,father,brother,n family.....everything "my friend's ".when there friend's cum online they too will say there friend's gf slap there former friend's father,who is a friend to his friend's girl friend father...Nigerian youth bet Y....somebody cannot be your friend in peace ni?

Danwakae:
So u think u are neater than those abroad ...not all are spade, it was purposefully design like a spade.

my guy...u have inferiority complex,true the government is keeping d roads clean,but this ppl re very dirty in there homes,there hardly bath,wash or vacuum clean there abodes....quote me anywhere....We re by far cleaner than they are as individuals.

IyaTola:

lie iyaf finish u if u post dah pix as urs....oloju gbanko [

Go for green skin gals...or purple skin...no mention

Op just spray ban perfume,use ban rollon,....Baba de church quickly find snake pix to add n ur sins re forgiven....

aminusodiq:
@poster above -
two active years on nairaland and u stole FTC from me with dis yeye comment u wicked bro!!! ive been dreaming of how ftc feels...
Mr. seun gimme part of my 5k, u knw he stole FTC from me

PS:
Kogi state always in d news calamities!!! good roads is synonymous to little or no road crime!!! perfect example is kabba - lokoja way!!! a very good road with lesser risk!!

pls check my signature below

Baba clear me...so 5k de for ftc?...i may start working at nairaland Nigeria limited....lolll

The longer they keep him the the greater attention they buy him even from the international community , the louder his voice, the stronger he bonds with d ppl...Usa is battling impeachment....just wait till d dust settles,d way sanctions would start flyin in now,even china would deny you.

sonmvayina:
There are several Gods, I can name quite a few, but only ONE Lord.. The Jews called him Hashem, the Babylonian called him Marduk, we igbos call him CHUKWU, the Yoruba call him Eledumare, the benins call him Osanobua... He is the lugal dimmer Ankia which literally translate to the divine king Of heaven and earth.....

God's include Enki, Enlil., inanna, Ogun, olokun, sango... Etc.



The Jesus story actually comes from ancient tales about Marduk.. Marduk happens to be the son of Enki, but he won his place as head of the pantheon when he defeated Tiamat.. All the Gods and goddess crowned him their king.

It was Athanasius that said he was both God and man at the council of nicea in other to satisfy all factions at the council.. So Eusebius was commissioned to write and fashion a human history for him and the product was the gospel of Mark... "make it to astonish" was emperor Constantine order... They were written accordingly.. Says Eusebius, the master forger..

Olodo...who told u there z 1 lord...what of Landlord,lord in courts,even Lord of d rings...loll

Lets just admit shez smarter than Efcc ,bubu and Apc put 2geda....but karma is smarter but patient.meanwhile,there new maduekes in gov nw,expanding there illegal acquisitions through this outdated international pacts n laws. Its an unending circle.

oonix:
...Jon snow

My best line on GoT....u know nothing jon snow

IyaTola:
what's you saying?

Comprehension 101...go bck 2 sch my love

Shhhh!!...dnt say i told u.rendering u financially dependent is d easiest way a guy can control u...d second is piecing ur sense with dickson...best combo is to launch both...meanwhile, if only he had dicked u well first,uld have left d job since...lolll

For strange reasons i really wished the exposé continued....loll

MrCork:
really'?..well

..son..I have pound's sterling..U have naira
..am in London, Pekam...U in Nigeria, some place
...I date lightskin n half cast women and sometimes rich dakskin women...U don't hav woman
... I own range rover & BMW....U ride okada.
.

.SON...DONT MAKE ME CONTINUE ...OR ELSE!!(No oofeense)

Lollll....that Okada is about the only thing you spelt correctly....now tell us,where exactly are you ?...drop your shoulder and you could get a hand..

IyaTola:
Why would you assume and conclude before asking her, or is communication no more vital in relationships? Even a guilty party has the right to defend oneself in court before judgement.

You should sit her down and hold a reasonable conversation with her, asking her what she needs the 3k for and the owner of the money in her account. Always ascertain before concluding or making assumptions.

The money you see in some people's accounts are not usually theirs. If the money isn't hers, then she may be in urgent or critical need. But if the money is hers, why is she demanding for 3k? Is she testing you, being greedy or what? I don't think you actually know this lady you want to marry, if she's good or not. Sometimes, situations may arise in a relationship that will make the other party look bad or good in ones eyes, but not so in reality. You need to study more and communicate more with your lady.

Finally, It is better to be happily single than unhappily married. The pressure on young folks to “find a man/woman” is total nonsense. You don’t need a man/woman to be happy or successful.

A culture that says you’re incomplete without a man/man is a patriarchal prison.

Break out of that prison. You don’t need a man to make you happy, complete, or successful.

Live your best life today - with or without a man./woman

Last Bullet
No matter how nice your wedding was, it will never make sense to those that didn't get food

Haaa!! !! Naija gals! Naija gal!...una b ogbolo,what re d chances dat d money in ur acc z not yours(at most 1/100000) so why re we discussing on that premise. U sa feel an obligation yo defend 1 of ur own...its either shez jealous hez givin money to d mother(gals/mother inlaw ish since 1446)and shez servin pusśy 4 free or she just want to block d chances of him askin her for money(i cnt giv u pussy n still pay u nah,biko)...wateva it z,..it has nothin to do with love...mostly complex or self preservation

This advice z an expo n a violation of sec. 14 of the international bro. Code...so keep it.


1.Don't ever call him,its a power game,even if ul submit to him later,4 now u need some power to negotiate where d relationship will lead(if u av no power,he'll so panel beat ur heart ul eventually propose to him)

2. The moment you guys re back on track,don't be do demanding,but always ask him for some things u knw he can afford (even if u can too).a man's heart lies where his money goes....if hez not investing,he'll hardly b committed .

She's dumb...gat a lot of male friends..and they laugh over things like this.if she thinks its gonna hurt him,she's seriously wastin her time

You mean shez wastin her pussy's elasticity �

Op,abeg take 2 red label in my name ....bt sa I'll still go 4 those pusha gbum gbum than watch this mumu indian zee world...the way they pause and turn d camera ehnnn...so annoying

Op...this z ur opportunity to learn.d mind of a woman is deeper than hell.its all a scam drama aswear...so u expect her to tell u shez been chopped by pastor....truth is,d rape trilogy is oversold,guys done cast dat 1,d new 1 z "i rode bicycle alot while young,so d bicycle chair tore it i guess"

Baba don't over border yourself with the closing date ish...when ur around,go to their Lagos office,ppl de pay a day to exam sef...i just thank God for my qualification...ICAN as a whole is not a funny jorney.

Your mouth smells...thank u

OyiboPep:
This post is why I keep thinking Nairaland is becoming useless.

Someone made a post without good research or whatever, it's in frontpage boom!

The things spoken of here happen in any city. Except the OP was living in a village before now.

With the nonsense things he wrote, he painted all Uyo girls with one brush. So my friend Edima that works hard to send herself through university and is currently job-hunting will not get a man because of one idiotic post.

Seun, your forum is becoming useless. Tell your mods to push reasonable things to the frontpage.

Y u con serious like this na ,laslas its not your forum la,and who adk u to open d tread lest comment la.....Hello,its called social media, dnt b a killjoy,tune to NTA news abeg .goan listen to killjoy news there...@ seun,keep ur forum as open as possible bami,laslas his soberness nor bring money..lobatan