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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Named Serie A Best Player Of The 2018/19 Season by Deandean: 3:27pm On Dec 03, 2019
jeff35:


lol.....i had laplace transforms n circuit analysis 2 console me, i culd barely slp

but u cnt diss RONALDO on his victory thread, dts salt 2 my wound

Max. Respect bro
Wen a psychologist attempts to run football commentary....this is wat we get.
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Named Serie A Best Player Of The 2018/19 Season by Deandean: 3:00pm On Dec 03, 2019
jeff35:


spoken like a true messi fan

meanwhile messi fans have success-redundant thinking and are chronic sociopaths

Lolll...how have u been coping since ynite,and unfortunately,i think Ronaldo is a great player,but most of us do not enjoy mechanical football...I'm a footballer and i've play in the Nigerian league,Messi plays good,dynamic and fluid football,ul just enjoy watch his hold d ball,he plays without stress like zidane. In all,if Ronaldo had won it,he would have deserved it too...4 me both of them fall behind Ronaldiho by miles if u ask footballers. Guacho is d real goat,messi confirmed baba mentored him ronaldo doesn't even come close...he had bad management,n lacked self discipline...
Sports / Re: Katia Aveiro, Ronaldo's Sister Blasts Van Dijk Over Jibe On CR7 by Deandean: 2:47pm On Dec 03, 2019
Last month it was his mother fighting for him on instagram...now his sister defends him,such a boy...have u heard any family fighting on social media 4 messi...what a man!

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Named Serie A Best Player Of The 2018/19 Season by Deandean: 2:00pm On Dec 03, 2019
helinues:
Egocentric Ronaldo

Why skipping the yesterday Ballon D'or cos you are not winning this time...

Hiss

He z so babyish....his sense of entitlement is so repulsive....he even brought his mother to complain on instagram on how his son was rubbed of d award last yr...Messi wil say wen asked,any1 can win d award, and whoever wins deserves it...but baba will b shouting he deserves every award,he shld b no 1...repugnant

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Named Serie A Best Player Of The 2018/19 Season by Deandean: 1:54pm On Dec 03, 2019
Twizzy30:
now say this without shedding tears

Whoever came up with this line is the king of savagery
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Wins Balloon D'or 2019 by Deandean: 10:13am On Dec 03, 2019
kingkakaone:

I still think Messi works hard.
He's a shy and private person so he's not used to showing his off field stuffs.

Ronaldo on the other hand is like Nigerian Instagram slay queens who may commit suicide if their new dresses go unnoticed by the public.

He's good in publicity.

Lolll....dat niggy has too much bad energy,with arrogance, his sense of entitlement has been at d root of d disdain top class coaches and players have 4 him...Messi would humbly acknowledge any1 can win,and whoever wins deserves it...but baba is always shouting he deserves to be the best in the history of football,he deserves more bollon dor,he works harder than messi,he is the no. 1 blablabla...he even took his mother to complain on instagram that her son had been short changed in the 2018 ballon dor...like a growing baby....yuckss!!
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Wins Balloon D'or 2019 by Deandean: 8:42am On Dec 03, 2019
yusman14:
Hardword beats talent..
cr7 has an edge

We forgive you 4 this...
Romance / Re: Why Women Are Fishbrains by Deandean: 12:43am On Dec 03, 2019
SBL28:
*yawn* another NL child, women are this, women are that yen yen yen. Your mates are hustling, you are here typing nonsense.

Again...u re online surfing,but u tell a man to go join his mate to hustle....why? So you can leeche on him like d parasite u all are...
Fishbrain..lolll
Romance / Re: Video: BBNAIJA Mercy And Diane Caught On Camera Kissing Again During House Party by Deandean: 11:46pm On Dec 02, 2019
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Romance / Re: Nairaland End of Year Party by Deandean: 11:28pm On Dec 02, 2019
bigdaddyhech:
IyaTola if that's actually you on your profile picture then DAAAAAMMN...


U no go bad o

Haaaa....dat pix na scam...focus on d name iyatola and you can imagine aright.
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Wins Balloon D'or 2019 by Deandean: 11:05pm On Dec 02, 2019
kingkakaone:

Stop using that Barcelona talk as an escape pod.
Nobody voted on sentiments, they saw the stats and did it accordingly.
Even the players and captains who voted in FIFA the Best did same for Messi.

Isn't it surprising to you that most players rate Messi higher than Ronaldo?

It is non footballers who know nothing about the game that come up with change of club bull craps.


In ten years, nobody will talk about a nomadic player who moved up and down, everyone will talk about what you won overall and how many balloon D'or, and other trophies you won.

This z d most valid point....stat even shows that those times cr7 won,it was mostly on the votes of non performing coaches n country captains.....internationally aclaimed world class coaches and team captains who know what good football is have always voted Messi...Although i must say he is mostly enjoying his Talent rather than his hardwork.ronaldo deserves some accolades for his commitment to improving...if messi trains 30% as hard as ronaldo...he'll be d king of sport.thats Ronald's pain,he thinks everything is about hardwork...talent is not skill,nature simply placed the little man yards ahead of him b4 d race started.

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Romance / Re: Honest Answers Needed Pls by Deandean: 10:23pm On Dec 02, 2019
themaestro08:
very lame and silly suggestion to be honest. You broke no code here, albeit your own codes. So what stops her from reaching out first? If I were her BF and she call first to check on me it will as matter of fact solidify my her place in my heart. I will respect her for that because I love humble people.

Stop giving catastrophic advice. It only inflate her absurd pride. Not all guys are like you.
Smiling...chairmo,i understand what ur saying,trust i do...that your theory is a paper reality'. Why do guys stampede d heart of gals that propose to them,if ur theory works real life,proposing to a guy is d very height of d humility u described.d moment u propose,u give up all ur power in the relationship n unfortunately u appear desperate n helpless.n boom,9 in 10 guys will reject such a gal. There re guys who appreciate such ladies n rather than term it desperation,they love her 4 it n show her greater love. but we'll b describing 1 in 10 guys.As a guy,can u b so busy u forgot to call ur lover for 7days? Even d bible says whr ur treasure is,there ur heart will b,if ur heart is not there,it bcoms less of a treasure.
He may still love her,bt managing a relationship will make d love shine better
Romance / Re: Why Is It No One Ever Has A Problem On Nl,its Always "My Friend " by Deandean: 5:18pm On Dec 02, 2019
bigdaddyhech:
Why is that you can't mind your business & be yourself and stop saying shiit about what others post!
Somebody can't post about his friend again ni?


Consider This A Professional Courtesy!!! grin
Lollll....motherfúćker like u
Romance / Re: Why Is It No One Ever Has A Problem On Nl,its Always "My Friend " by Deandean: 5:16pm On Dec 02, 2019
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Romance / Re: Photos From My Cross North Tour by Deandean: 5:12pm On Dec 02, 2019
doctore212:
Kindly visit Otuocha street in Sabo Ngeri, snap one Olosho house there I want to see something.


Pls is very urgent.

This is very funny....u want to c something? Idiat!..lolll
Celebrities / Re: Islamic Poet Dares Etinosa To Use Quran As Ashtray (Video) by Deandean: 4:47pm On Dec 02, 2019
electroTech:
Before you had the Quran or the Bible in booklet form, it first exists in electronic form(electric signals represented in ones and zeros). Then it was printed using paper material and ink material before being binded as a book. It went through all the processes every other books go through before they exists in printed form.

What this means is that we could equally use the computer, printer, paper, ink, and whatever material used to produce the Bible or Quran to equally produce other books. Why then should a logical person be disturbed if either a Quran or Bible is destroyed? - just mere writings brought together by men using technology.

Ok, what if we had destroyed these materials just before we click the print button on the computer to print the Quran or Bible? What will you say then?

Why don't we raise eyebrows when a Quran or Bible app installed on the phone is deleted or uninstalled? It is logically the same thing but we have failed to use our brain.

Life isn't as complicated as we have made it seem. Please don't allow religion blind your common sense and ability to think logically.

Religion has nothing to do with logic,its mostly an emotional thing..
Meanwhile,as a Christian,i choose to side with u,the value of the bible is not in the paper on which it is printed,but on the practice of the writings...religious bigot everywhere,they fail to practice what is written,but readily kill for the paper on whc its written

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Romance / Re: How Can She Reduce The Size Of Her Butt? by Deandean: 4:10pm On Dec 02, 2019
Kingpinukecy:
I want see the girl picture first before I go know the possibility to her remedy!!!

I can advice her to travel to China , because such act or operation can also be possible with China Butt Technologies... grin grin grin
Op na motherfûćker...he go find pix of a fbook frnd to tickle ur fancy n make u abandon work weh de ur table 4 office
Romance / Re: Mysteries Of The Oceans(interesting And Fascinating)Part 2. by Deandean: 3:35pm On Dec 02, 2019
drezzyx:
For those opposing have u ever thought why did God gave these animals supernatural abilities that most humans don't have, for example some animals have this ability to see ghost, or sense natural disasters coming without equipment like humans and they will gentle evacuate themselves from that particular area.

Yea,i was in a program some years back,and a scientist who was first to raise alarm b4 d earthquake that hit Japan some yrs back was there...he said he ...the local towns around the area had reported the increased population of snakes and other reptiles months b4 the actual disaster...and he was able to simply figure this reptiles must have left there natural habitat for a reason....further investigation shows they were sensing through there bodies,d build-up to d actual earthquake n were heading to safe zones...at d time,most tools could not get d vibration signals from d quake.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Some Relationships End After Sex? by Deandean: 3:25pm On Dec 02, 2019
damosade:
Many ladies play the victim here but some were the one looking for who to heat them up.. Now when the deed is done, will now be playing victim trumpet. after all ,the horney pot is hollow.

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend In Another Guy's House by Deandean: 3:15pm On Dec 02, 2019
KiidaACE:
Lool..
I get you perfectly bruv.. We're humans, we're bound to feel at some point.. It most times happen that one party would be more invested than the other..
My advice to such a person still remains; hope for the best and expect the worst.. It'd still suck when it happens but you'll move on way way faster that way knowing you had it at the back of your mind that such scenario could play out..
Ya dig?

Yaga!! Absolutely so comrade!!

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend In Another Guy's House by Deandean: 2:20pm On Dec 02, 2019
KiidaACE:
No such thing as a good gamer boss mi..
People use such things like player, good gamer, alpha male bla bla bla to kid themselves angry..
A lot of y'all are definitely gonna get stomped on someday, it's inevitable..

The people that survive shit are people that understand what humans are and what we're capable of(male and female).. People that know never to be more invested in a relationship than your partner, people that know that most relationships are more like a business contract or transaction with the trappings of "what can we gain from each other" shit.. Once one party stops seeing such gains or feels he/she made a mistake, they tend to pull out without hesitation..
Now the only way you survive shit is when you see relationships as such and always hope for the best whilst expecting the worst..
Love is fvcking overrated bro.. If it exists, then we can agree that it's done more harm than good, so why do we keep causing problems for ourselves .
Baffled mehn..
Ur mostly right my man...but there re players and good gamers i assure u...wether they'll get stumped out is another topic entirely.in fact u described d main characteristic of a good gamer...ability to engage without feelings or commitment.
Also love does exist boss...only it has never been balanced from d world go..one party always invests more n gets d panel beating of heart wen d time comes.
Travel / Re: The Bakare Family: Canada To Deport Nigerian Family, The Bakares by Deandean: 2:10pm On Dec 02, 2019
Danwakae:




Lolsss...u are high ... Where do I even starts from



That we neater than those in Canada , when majority of my people here in Taraba , Jalingo , capital city still deficate openly ??, When we still suffers qolera outbreak ??, When we dont have common portable water to drink , When a bucket of water cost N200 in Ran, Borno state and during this period dry season, N300 ??, How do u even expect us to be clean with that , And u want to claim they are dirty in Canada with enough water to bath, weekly fumigation ?, Water system everywhere and public toilet ??, In Nigeria , some tradition forbid u to take ur bath.. Seems u are on N-POWER
Smiling...bros u b ogbolo,ehc 1 z Npower again..lolll
Anyways,i can't deny u have some points,but what u re mentioning are mostly a function of government's responsibility. Notice i saif as individuals,we're cleaner..and i mean that 2 b true,wen we say Canadians ,I'm not referring to nationalised Nigerians,the native Canadians may have water bt dnt bath as frequently as Nigerians,they re lazy to cleanup there environment too...remove government hands from there matter and you'll see they aint better than u my guy....and if mistakenly they re subjected to d same hardship, scarcity and government irresponsibility Nigerians endure,they would b dying in there numbers in no time....all in all,I'm working on a route to move to Canada,if u re too,we can compare notes so we continue our argument on a higher level in Canada �
Romance / Re: Mysteries Of The Oceans(interesting And Fascinating)Part 2. by Deandean: 9:46am On Dec 02, 2019
Nice 1 Op...u have our full attention...more of this
Romance / Re: Honest Answers Needed Pls by Deandean: 8:46am On Dec 02, 2019
Phenomenal16:
...u made a point especially no 2 ...because I don't demand ....he was even praising me for that ...I come dey feel myself..
Foolish me
I feel like crying a river right now

Lolll..dm me can guide u on how to handle a real nigga....ul pay me grin
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend In Another Guy's House by Deandean: 12:39am On Dec 02, 2019
This shit can b painful mheennn....guys stop forming some motherfüçkin niga.....even if ur a good gamer,there ll b 1 gal someday that would hook u by d esophagus...when dat 1 bleeps up..ur bleeped up....back to u my guy...3 words...let her go.

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Romance / Why Is It No One Ever Has A Problem On Nl,its Always "My Friend " by Deandean: 12:25am On Dec 02, 2019
Things happen in there friend's relationship,there friend's hood,work place,to there friend's sister,father,brother,n family.....everything "my friend's ".when there friend's cum online they too will say there friend's gf slap there former friend's father,who is a friend to his friend's girl friend father...Nigerian youth bet Y....somebody cannot be your friend in peace ni?
Travel / Re: The Bakare Family: Canada To Deport Nigerian Family, The Bakares by Deandean: 9:05pm On Dec 01, 2019
Danwakae:



So u think u are neater than those abroad ...not all are spade, it was purposefully design like a spade.
my guy...u have inferiority complex,true the government is keeping d roads clean,but this ppl re very dirty in there homes,there hardly bath,wash or vacuum clean there abodes....quote me anywhere....We re by far cleaner than they are as individuals.
Romance / Re: I Feel Like Walking Away But My Heart Is So Loving Her.. by Deandean: 6:10pm On Dec 01, 2019
IyaTola:
angry

lie iyaf finish u if u post dah pix as urs....oloju gbanko undecided[
Romance / Re: Light Skin Girls Vs Dark Skin Girls Which Are More Sexy by Deandean: 10:44am On Dec 01, 2019
Go for green skin gals...or purple skin...no mention

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Jokes Etc / Re: Lalasticlalac Spotted In Ota Street Today (photos) by Deandean: 10:39am On Dec 01, 2019
Op just spray ban perfume,use ban rollon,....Baba de church quickly find snake pix to add n ur sins re forgiven....

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Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill FRSC Officer, Injure Other On Lokoja-okene Highway by Deandean: 10:28am On Dec 01, 2019
aminusodiq:
@poster above -
two active years on nairaland and u stole FTC from me with dis yeye comment u wicked bro!!! ive been dreaming of how ftc feels...
Mr. seun gimme part of my 5k, u knw he stole FTC from me

PS:
Kogi state always in d news calamities!!! good roads is synonymous to little or no road crime!!! perfect example is kabba - lokoja way!!! a very good road with lesser risk!!

pls check my signature below

Baba clear me...so 5k de for ftc?...i may start working at nairaland Nigeria limited....lolll

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