₦airaland Forum

sinaj:
Imagine doing the same thing to an Imam in the North.

Smh

I love u....my exact thought,
See idiots talking abt whether jesus is God's son or not as if that is d main object of the matter.
If i say Nairaland is heaven...its either u agree or disagree,if u agree,we have a religion of our own whc in our right,if u disagree,u simply walk away or respectfully try to set me aright with reason n facts in private...i mean no disrespect to the sane muslims around here as i have incredibly responsible n reasonable muslim friends,but that religion is verily medieval and violent and intolerant and narrow minded and overly self righteous.

Ok

Trash!...who told u this motherfuckers call women re normal to appreciate your weakling gestures...learn btother,Ubunja has prescription drugs to aid your gallantry.

So far its not nö 2 i can manage...dat 1,puting her legs there z like put bubu in aso rock...wrong move

Riele:
This was some broke guys wants to hear .

but it's onesided !

What about " He'll demand No sex when he likes you "

Lolll...true
Bt if your medulla was functioning to its full capacity,ul av known d equivalent of spend less is Bleep less not no sex.loll i finish her......Dm if u wan fight.

ImaIma1:
My colleague can smell armpits from a mile away. And most times, the men are the culprits. Leaving hair there is not such a good idea.

Women are not left out o. The vendor that I had to work with this morning at about 7am was reeking from her armpit. Who smells at 7am in the morning? When you are supposed to be smelling fresh.

Lolll...i love u, u re balanced
I also noticed its mostly this teenage gals that are still trying to understand there cycle and d understanding that women hav lotta body locks dat re prone to heat n smell(underburst,handpits,vjay,hair,space btw bumbum,infection caused mouth odours..etc) that re d most culprits...mostly,not always,the older they get,d cleaner they bcum.
As 4 guys,dirtiness is a phase,i wear my boxers 4 2 day sometimes too...I've had to buy 15 extra boxers last month.i've seen a couple wait 2 yrs treating avoidable,hygiene related infections b4 madam could conceive.its dat serious.

mumumugu:
start singing FAZE song , As U SEE ME SO, , I No Send You OOO

2 baba aboki

RisenPhoenix:
When you wait too long before you marry, you get comfortable in the self-centred bachelor lifestyle. Any wife after that will be seen as an intruder in your home, eating your food and destroying your appliances. It won't last before you vex pack the 'guest' commot.

Deep shittt

Correcto:
People are saying Messi is sincere but if Ronaldo said this people will say he is too jealous

No boss,u shld understand d context of the media release...this is a reaction to Ronaldo not showing up...he simply was calling for his fans to understand his absence as any1 would b pained to loss,and he graciously admitted he felt same...appreciate him for defending him,international media and other stakeholders including ronaldo's fans are hailing d release...why do We Nigerians reason out of context .

Ronaldo can never ever ever make this kind of statement...he can never ever admit some1 dd better n deserved it wen he ddnt get it,he never mentioned the team that won d cl which gave him d edge..he'll rather make brags..i am the best player in 20 yrs...y? Hez a great player,but his football is too mechanical.

I was following his statement albeit being surprised at the way he talk peacefully and with utmost civility...i was wondering, wat changed...until his last statement,then i felt YAGA!! the long prologue was a decoy,in summary...if she tries it,we'll declare war against Christian because shez a Christian ...Bigotry....I condemn her ways by all means,but its 2019,are there no other ways of dealing with religious differences than slitting of throats?

How much

jeff35:
lol.....i had laplace transforms n circuit analysis 2 console me, i culd barely slp

but u cnt diss RONALDO on his victory thread, dts salt 2 my wound

Max. Respect bro

Wen a psychologist attempts to run football commentary....this is wat we get.

jeff35:
spoken like a true messi fan

meanwhile messi fans have success-redundant thinking and are chronic sociopaths

Lolll...how have u been coping since ynite,and unfortunately,i think Ronaldo is a great player,but most of us do not enjoy mechanical football...I'm a footballer and i've play in the Nigerian league,Messi plays good,dynamic and fluid football,ul just enjoy watch his hold d ball,he plays without stress like zidane. In all,if Ronaldo had won it,he would have deserved it too...4 me both of them fall behind Ronaldiho by miles if u ask footballers. Guacho is d real goat,messi confirmed baba mentored him ronaldo doesn't even come close...he had bad management,n lacked self discipline...

Last month it was his mother fighting for him on instagram...now his sister defends him,such a boy...have u heard any family fighting on social media 4 messi...what a man!

helinues:
Egocentric Ronaldo

Why skipping the yesterday Ballon D'or cos you are not winning this time...

Hiss

He z so babyish....his sense of entitlement is so repulsive....he even brought his mother to complain on instagram on how his son was rubbed of d award last yr...Messi wil say wen asked,any1 can win d award, and whoever wins deserves it...but baba will b shouting he deserves every award,he shld b no 1...repugnant

Twizzy30:
now say this without shedding tears

Whoever came up with this line is the king of savagery

kingkakaone:
I still think Messi works hard.
He's a shy and private person so he's not used to showing his off field stuffs.

Ronaldo on the other hand is like Nigerian Instagram slay queens who may commit suicide if their new dresses go unnoticed by the public.

He's good in publicity.

Lolll....dat niggy has too much bad energy,with arrogance, his sense of entitlement has been at d root of d disdain top class coaches and players have 4 him...Messi would humbly acknowledge any1 can win,and whoever wins deserves it...but baba is always shouting he deserves to be the best in the history of football,he deserves more bollon dor,he works harder than messi,he is the no. 1 blablabla...he even took his mother to complain on instagram that her son had been short changed in the 2018 ballon dor...like a growing baby....yuckss!!

yusman14:
Hardword beats talent..
cr7 has an edge

We forgive you 4 this...

SBL28:
*yawn* another NL child, women are this, women are that yen yen yen. Your mates are hustling, you are here typing nonsense.

Again...u re online surfing,but u tell a man to go join his mate to hustle....why? So you can leeche on him like d parasite u all are...
Fishbrain..lolll

Booked

bigdaddyhech:
IyaTola if that's actually you on your profile picture then DAAAAAMMN...


U no go bad o

Haaaa....dat pix na scam...focus on d name iyatola and you can imagine aright.

kingkakaone:
Stop using that Barcelona talk as an escape pod.
Nobody voted on sentiments, they saw the stats and did it accordingly.
Even the players and captains who voted in FIFA the Best did same for Messi.

Isn't it surprising to you that most players rate Messi higher than Ronaldo?

It is non footballers who know nothing about the game that come up with change of club bull craps.


In ten years, nobody will talk about a nomadic player who moved up and down, everyone will talk about what you won overall and how many balloon D'or, and other trophies you won.

This z d most valid point....stat even shows that those times cr7 won,it was mostly on the votes of non performing coaches n country captains.....internationally aclaimed world class coaches and team captains who know what good football is have always voted Messi...Although i must say he is mostly enjoying his Talent rather than his hardwork.ronaldo deserves some accolades for his commitment to improving...if messi trains 30% as hard as ronaldo...he'll be d king of sport.thats Ronald's pain,he thinks everything is about hardwork...talent is not skill,nature simply placed the little man yards ahead of him b4 d race started.

themaestro08:
very lame and silly suggestion to be honest. You broke no code here, albeit your own codes. So what stops her from reaching out first? If I were her BF and she call first to check on me it will as matter of fact solidify my her place in my heart. I will respect her for that because I love humble people.

Stop giving catastrophic advice. It only inflate her absurd pride. Not all guys are like you.

Smiling...chairmo,i understand what ur saying,trust i do...that your theory is a paper reality'. Why do guys stampede d heart of gals that propose to them,if ur theory works real life,proposing to a guy is d very height of d humility u described.d moment u propose,u give up all ur power in the relationship n unfortunately u appear desperate n helpless.n boom,9 in 10 guys will reject such a gal. There re guys who appreciate such ladies n rather than term it desperation,they love her 4 it n show her greater love. but we'll b describing 1 in 10 guys.As a guy,can u b so busy u forgot to call ur lover for 7days? Even d bible says whr ur treasure is,there ur heart will b,if ur heart is not there,it bcoms less of a treasure.
He may still love her,bt managing a relationship will make d love shine better

bigdaddyhech:
Why is that you can't mind your business & be yourself and stop saying shiit about what others post!
Somebody can't post about his friend again ni?


Consider This A Professional Courtesy!!!

Lollll....motherfúćker like u

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doctore212:
Kindly visit Otuocha street in Sabo Ngeri, snap one Olosho house there I want to see something.


Pls is very urgent.

This is very funny....u want to c something? Idiat!..lolll