₦airaland Forum

Sound of Music! I love the film.......
'et cetera et cetera'.......one of those songs in the film.

All those GNLD guys are bundle of idiots.
I got a call from a man sometimes ago in hustling days from Abuja @ Cental area for a Job interview. DEM DON RAISE MY HOPE! On getting there I called the number and another person picked it, a lady this time around and asked me to wait and get a seat. After wasting like 2hours of my precious time,they now organized one nonsense training on their products and service. On my seat I was boiling...... I got up and luckily for me, the man picked the call. I told him that he should thank God that I did not set my eyes on him.
Another issue is that.....how do they get person's details?
Na wa for dem!

This cannot be Kogi state university. It's a drama session in Church cos the woman is a catholic sister.........check out her dressing.

This cannot be Kogi state university. It's a drama session in Church cos the woman is a catholic sister.........check out het dressing.

My younger brother got thesame message. The question is: what is the two weeks training all about? NAPTIN/NAPSAS training is six months. with N18K. monthly allowance according to GEJ and Prof.Nebo during the official inauguration.
Many questions to ask......why should it be state of origin? Who is going to be responsible for this two weeks training? Is the two weeks training different from the six months training?
The text message is even a crap....it's a kind of bulk sms things. I don't want to believe this can be coming from FG/NAPSAS/NAPTIN/Ministry of Power.
I think the database is being hacked and am smelling SCAM.
Please let us know if this is real.

N100,000? Hmmmmmm.........I can see KABUKABU coming your way or DANFO without engine....

My mother-In-law will face the FIRING SQUAD of Nigerian Army.............LOBATAN!!! Who knows whether the kid will become the President in year 2060!
Let's say NO to child abuse!!!

Adonbilivit!

Stay holy and do good to people...........this minute may be your last!
RIP!

Na dem MAMA be this...........
Don't be scared! Make sure you eat the yam with fried egg(s)......Nothing dey happen!

LET THE RESULT BE FAKE BRO! EVEN IF HE PRESENTS NEPA BILL OR SHOPRITE RECEIPT, I GO VOTE FOR AM.
SAI BUHARI!!!

LET THE RESULT BE FAKE BRO! EVEN IF HE PRESENTS NEPA BILL OR SHOPRITE RECEIPT, I GO VOTE FOR AM.
SAI BUHARI!!!

Jeeeezzz! One will need to get a BROCHURE or MANUAL to access the 'information' of the woman.......

God-fearing man? Even God sef dey fear her..........

This is not basketmouth...........

SUICIDE MISSION!!! MISSION IMPOSSIBLE IV!!! Marry her and go to grave the next day.

;DLove is indeed blind! David and Goliath getting married........chai!!!
The marriage can work if the man can satisfy the woman with 'sizeable ANACONDA'........

Hmmmm...........
Straight to MFM for deliverance.......that is the spirit of snake manifesting in the family. HOLY GHOST FIIIIIIIIIRRRRREEEEEE.......

Community Love......or you can call it multipurpose Love

Yeeeeepa! I trust Lagos guyz!
Step 1- look for a dry plank or stone.
Step 2- throw it from a distance to break the egg.
step 3- try and urinate inside a bottle or empty container. Drink the urine and pour the remaining part on the money...
......LOBATAN!!! You've just won a new year lottery without stress. Pack the money before police start asking for their own share.
..........EKO O NI BAJE!!!.....

@OP.......I think the question should be 'Can a first class graduate be selling plantain and roasted corn?'......
I have seen one in Ikotun area of Lagos before and I wept when he was sharing with me the story of his life. There are hundreds of them out there. Making it in life is not a function of certificate but GRACE. I pray that evil people of this world will not have a touch in our destinies IJN.......

Overload..........
Heavy duty Machine........
Diesel Engine.........
God is great!!!

Demonic!!!

Hmmmm........
Another ANACONDA story.....

hmmmm...........super story!

Very possible......
With God all things are possible. Always be in the spirit and you will not fulfil the lust of the flesh.
Let somebody shout halleluuuuyaaaaaah.....

;DLaughing and urinating.........
hahahahahaha

Let somebody shout halleluuuuuyaaaaah!
We are humans and not robot......... As a dude,there is nothing bad in marrying a lady you have had sex with provided you are ready for marriage and love factor is there between you guyz. So many Pastors got married to their wives before they became born again and you know na...............MANY THINGS GO DON HAPPEN BEHIND THE SCENE. I pray for someone in this forum, you will not bleep and abandon your divinely arranged wife IJN...
......Let somebody shout halleeeluuuuyaaah....