₦airaland Forum

timstone:
What is the cost by boat

Just 2k from Water site to Owode, then you take bike 500 to border , cross border with 200 only and u are in Benin

Was the man pregnant?

Angelfrost:
Correct scores...

Just wondering among the newly promoted sides, who will inevitably get relegated again... Norwich is showing clearly they are headed back to where they truly belong.

This Salah of a guy keeps giving us heart attack like Musa our Super Eagle player

They should seal up that country for Christ sake

We are winning this game by 4 nil

What always the black man at the receiving end

Assenal has started their usual bonus

My comedy country.
Nobody should touch the first class citizen ooo

Truly Messi is the Neymar shadow

Everyone is shouting do a DNA TEST but failed to ask if he is capable of such amount.
How much is a DNA test now?

Get yourself Vivo Y12s and save yourself some cash.
Very excellent phone

I have seen it that this is what the Nairaland like most

All this shits makes me shiver whenever I think about the kind of evils and abomination committed by human.
I pray my wards won't fall a victim of marrying and mingling with incestuous being

This is a delicate issue and if improperly handled it will result in father and daughter committing suicide and the mother been mentally unstable

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Just laughing at all this educated illiterates .
You guys failed to understand that what gonna be will definitely be.
For instance , we the slim daddy of africa SDA no matter the volume of alcohol, the magnitude of our dishes and numbers of children we produce, we remain the same.
Let us all learn to appreciate what nature have to us.

If we were to create ourselves, we could have still be sketching our form

She is blessed to have passed that fraction phase of life.
Life is indeed a � ride

Can someone help me calculate this money in Naira??

Bia Mr Man, you that is talking how many have you helped?

heniford2:
Low mentality in Africa is the problem,i Remember back then when i lost my dad i went to ask loan from my Aunty who my dad helped, i remember her coming to visit my old man than my late old man will empty everything we have in house i stop my primary 6 then just because p man wan help her beloved sister then he died what my aunty opened her stinking mouth to say to me after my dads burial"hey come here, see if you think my money or any of us will give u guys any penny your dreaming right i owe u guys nothing likewise my brother and sisters so if u like go and hustle" it shocked me because we just buried his brother that day i saw her crying why this vaxation i thought she was joking till i went to ask for money to pay my school fees i saw the shock of my life Never hope on anyone Not ever your own blood brother make plans for yourself and your children, right know she's asking me to help his son to come over to germany guess what i will Bleep them up in a very big way will allow the boy to come over then set him up they will lock him up or deport him for illegal stay and position of drugs

Don't do that dude, it will be so silly of you.
Just move on if you don't wanna help �

I am yet to see a honest banker

Sniper4real:
As you be black now, you happy?

Very very proud and happy bro!!

Hausa:
Blue Plus?
What's that?

American version of WhatsApp. Not on play store

Thank God say I no be oyibo, na this kind yéyé idea for full my brain

Black rappers with their hatred among theirselves is extreme

Look at them shouting WhatsApp GB ,
GB dey learn work from BluePlus

From my observation, hippo meat will be more thicker and delicious than buhari cow.
It won't give us a running stomach.

helinuesIsaMumu:
So his marriage hasn't crashed?

Go crash am idiot

gunnersway:
I used to be fascinated by trucks but not anymore. Not since I started seeing how the kind of trucks been used to convey containers look so awful, scary and very difficult a job to do. One incident like that, a truck conductor will jump down at every braking to put wedge to help slow the very old scary faced truck. The driver was just bare bodied and dragged the steering like it was in war front with sweats all over his body. I don’t think I have ever seen a truck with functioning air conditioner. It’s like everything stress and suffering is associated with truck driving.

you killed me with laughter.
Most of our Nigerian trucks are really scary monster iswear u I love trailers & trucks but not those rusty monsters.

Can someone help me with another name greater to qualify this shame?

Thank goodness that this is East