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Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos Chapel Members Desert Church Over Sacking Of Presiding Chaplain by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:42pm On May 29, 2017
Fashola my guy, a Muslim governor whose wife is a deacones, always calm, simple in all she does.
Romance › Re: Help! A Lady Is Pregnant For Me But I Don't Love Her by DEBJOCH1(m): 4:19pm On May 26, 2017
The girl forced her self on you, hear dumb excuse, na she carry your d..k put for her kpomo Some guys self. You need a very heavy slap.
Career › Re: My Twin Brother Just Got A Pay Rise In A Micro Finance Bank: Don't Give Up! by DEBJOCH1(m): 3:16pm On May 26, 2017
Please advise your brother not to give up in learning a skill, if it is still be plumbing or welding he should start learning it now on a weekend base, real banking job no be am oooo talk more of a Micro Finance one, I know what I am saying, he should start saving. Save and save and save.
Agriculture › Re: Long Green Snake Killed At Farm by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:27pm On May 23, 2017
Laffff, just like that? You brought a snake topic without pictures to prove your point and you made head line, na WA oooo
Crime › Re: Jukum And TIV Communities Clash In Benue This Morning (Graphic Photos) by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:52pm On May 23, 2017
mohammadyusuf66:
can u say same for the people refered to here
"These are some of the Prophets whom GOD blessed. They were chosen from among the descendants of Adam, and the descendants of those whom we carried with Noah, and the descendants of Abraham and Israel, and from among those whom we guided and selected. When the revelations of the Most Gracious are recited to them, they fall prostrate, weeping." – Qur’an English Translation [19:58]

"And he (Jesus) went a little farther, and fell on his face, and prayed, saying, O my Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from me: nevertheless not as I will, but as thou wilt." - New Testament (Matthew 26:39)

"And when the disciples heard it, they fell on their face, and were sore afraid." - New Testament (Matthew 17:6)

"And Abram fell on his face: and God talked with him, saying," - Old Testament (Tanakh) (Genesis 17:3)

"Then Abraham fell upon his face, and laughed, and said in his heart, Shall a child be born unto him that is an hundred years old? and shall Sarah, that is ninety years old, bear?" - Old Testament (Tanakh) (Genesis 17:17)
"And Moses made haste, and bowed his head toward the earth, and worshiped." - (Exodus 34:

“And Moses and Aaron went from the presence of the assembly unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and they fell upon their faces: and the glory of the LORD appeared unto them.” - (Numbers 20:6)
. Young man you need to wake from your slumber, they did not just keep hitting their head on the ground just you Muslim do, They bow their faces on the ground to pray to the Almighty God, Yahweh which most Christian does too. Unlike How you Muslim's keep hitting your heads, folding your arms and legs. Do you know that even the Izalat, the Shitte, don't pray the same way you Tsuni Muslims does? And you will always claim to be one.
Crime › Re: Jukum And TIV Communities Clash In Benue This Morning (Graphic Photos) by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:47pm On May 23, 2017
mohammadyusuf66:
can u say same for the people refered to here
"These are some of the Prophets whom GOD blessed. They were chosen from among the descendants of Adam, and the descendants of those whom we carried with Noah, and the descendants of Abraham and Israel, and from among those whom we guided and selected. When the revelations of the Most Gracious are recited to them, they fall prostrate, weeping." – Qur’an English Translation [19:58]

"And he (Jesus) went a little farther, and fell on his face, and prayed, saying, O my Father, if it be possible, let this cup pass from me: nevertheless not as I will, but as thou wilt." - New Testament (Matthew 26:39)

"And when the disciples heard it, they fell on their face, and were sore afraid." - New Testament (Matthew 17:6)

"And Abram fell on his face: and God talked with him, saying," - Old Testament (Tanakh) (Genesis 17:3)

"Then Abraham fell upon his face, and laughed, and said in his heart, Shall a child be born unto him that is an hundred years old? and shall Sarah, that is ninety years old, bear?" - Old Testament (Tanakh) (Genesis 17:17)
"And Moses made haste, and bowed his head toward the earth, and worshiped." - (Exodus 34:

“And Moses and Aaron went from the presence of the assembly unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and they fell upon their faces: and the glory of the LORD appeared unto them.” - (Numbers 20:6)
. Young man you need to wake from your slumber, they did not just keep hitting their head on the ground just a SC the Muslim does, They bow their faces on the ground to pray which most Christian does too. Unlike How you Muslim's keep hitting your head. Do you know that even the Izalat, Shitte, Muslim don't pray the same you and they don't die the same way you Tsuni Muslims does? And you will always claim to be one.
Crime › Re: Jukum And TIV Communities Clash In Benue This Morning (Graphic Photos) by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:34pm On May 23, 2017
Jukun and Tiv fight no be today fight, it has Ted wen the fight start. The battle has been a battle of supremacy, but come to think of it, is Tiv the only tribe in Benue state? Why are they always involve in a communal clashes with other tribes, if it is not Tiv vs Fulani, it will be Tiv vs the Alago people of Nasarawa or Tiv vs Jukun, at list we still have the Idoma's, the Agatu's the Itonkos there in Benue, why has it always been the Tiv's? Both the other tribes in Benue too are majority farmer, why don't they get involve in communal clashes often like the Tivs?
Agriculture › Re: See How Palm Oil Is Produced (Photos) by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:10pm On May 22, 2017
You can only see that method of processing of palm oil in Afonja land. No wonder their palm oil is the worst compare to south east and south south oil. Their palm oil wen DE spoil soup.
Education › Re: Secondary School Where Students Sit On The Floor For Classes In Lagos (Photos) by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:39pm On May 18, 2017
The worst part is that Eric Moore is the heart of Surulere, this School is surrounded round by high class building, foreign nationals reside round the environment, very polished area where you will never see a two bedroom flat for N450k minus agency and agreement, who will say that such school exist in such environment. Our Akinwunmi Ambode is working jor, may be the education Authority in that area have not done much to escalate the problem facing the school to the right authority. Any one who says Lagos is not working should come down and see to him self, I am a Igbo and I must say the truth. Ambo oooo, Ambo, just gbabee. Eko Oni Baje, Obaje ti. Lagos is working.
Education › Re: Secondary School Where Students Sit On The Floor For Classes In Lagos (Photos) by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:37pm On May 18, 2017
The worst part is that Eric Moore is the heart of Surgery, this School is surrounded round by high class building, foreign nationals reside round the environment, very polished area where you will never see a two bedroom flat for N450k minus agency and agreement, who will say that such school exist in such environment. Our Akinwunmi Ambode is working jor, may be the education Authority in that area have not done much to escalate the problem facing the school to the right authority. Any one who says Lagos is not working should come down and see to him self, I am a Igbo and I must say the truth. Ambo oooo, Ambo, just gbabee. Eko Oni Baje, Obaje ti. Lagos is working.
Investment › Re: What Business Can I Start With 5m and get results fast,Without Taking My Time. by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:32pm On May 17, 2017
Guy I had more than that amount before, but was deceived by people at first, I went into transport got my hand burnt, 2nd attempt, I went into poultry farming, regretted it a great deal, but now I decided to calm down, learnt a skill, in the skill I learnt, I just discovered that one don't need up to 500k or N1m to make it big in business, but to some people, even if you hand over N3m to them, they will end up wasting the money without knowing the right business to start with. With just a stable power supply or good generator I am good to go. My dear, base on your write up you said you are still a student, my advise for you is this, do not entrust that money or business to any one to run for you, while you will not be there on a daily base to monitor what the person is doing, don't be too greedy with ROI, as a student there are alot of business you can start in your school environment that you may just need a small start up capital, if you are schooling outside Lagos, you can just start with 50k, go to Yaba market get first grade clothes material take them to your school, it will surprise you what you will make from it, you can further use like N250k, get a shop, a sound photocopier, you can get a sound fairly use at a lesser cost at computer village, generator and just a system for typesetting, you must not start with browsing for now, students must make photocopies, you can also open a neat barbing saloon in your school environment, get a good barber there. Is better for you to loss N50k or N250k than to loss your whole N950k. Do not entrust that your money to any hand you won't be there on a daily base to monitor.
Investment › Re: What Business Can I Start With 5m and get results fast,Without Taking My Time. by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:16pm On May 17, 2017
Guy I had more than that amount before, but was deceived by people at first, I went into transport got my hand burnt, 2nd attempt, I went I went into poultry farming, regretted it a great now, but now I decided to calm down, learnt a skill, in the skill I learnt I learnt, I just got to discovered that one don't need 500k or N1m to make it big in business, with just a stable power supply or good generator I am good to go. My dear, base on your write up you said you are still a student, my advise for you is this, do not trust that money or business to any one to run, don't be too greedy with ROI, as a student there are alot of business you can start small in your school environment that you may just need a small start up capital, if you are schooling outside Lagos, you can just start with 50k, go to Yaba market get first grade material take them to your school it will surprise you what you will make from it, you can further use like N250k, get a shop a sound photocopier, generator and just a system for typesetting you must not start with browsing, students must make photocopies, you can open a neat bathing saloon in your school environment, get a good barber there. Is better for you to loss N50k or N250k than to loss your whole N950k. Do not entrust that your money to any hand you won't be there on a daily base to monitor, for that business
Investment › Re: What Business Can I Start With 5m and get results fast,Without Taking My Time. by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:14pm On May 17, 2017
Guy I had more than before was deceived by people at first, I went into transport got my hand burnt, 2nd attempt, I went I went into poultry farming, regretted it a great now, but now I decided to calm down, learnt a skill, in the skill I learnt I learnt, I just got to discovered that one don't need 500k or N1m to make it big in business, with just a stable power supply or good generator I am good to go. My dear, base on your write up you said you are still a student, my advise for you is this, do not trust that money or business to any one to run, don't be too greedy with ROI, as a student there are alot of business you can start small in your school environment that you may just need a small start up capital, if you are schooling outside Lagos, you can just start with 50k, go to Yaba market get first grade material take them to your school it will surprise you what you will make from it, you can further use like N250k, get a shop a sound photocopier, generator and just a system for typesetting you must not start with browsing, students must make photocopies, you can open a neat bathing saloon in your school environment, get a good barber there. Is better for you to loss N50k or N250k than to loss your whole N950k. Do not entrust that your money to any hand you won't be there on a daily base to monitor, for that business
Culture › Re: Obas Council Gives Olugbo Four Days To Withdraw Statement Over Superiority by DEBJOCH1(m): 1:10pm On May 16, 2017
Ndi Yoloba with tussle of supremacy.
Business › Re: Which Business Should I Go For - I Need Advice Please? by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:53pm On May 15, 2017
You can start a church business as well, I was told is a very profitable business. Since you knew what you wanted, why asking for our opinion?
Business › Re: Masters Energy Industrial City, Abia State (Photos) by DEBJOCH1(m): 1:42pm On May 15, 2017
Will there be steady power supply for that company to survive? Hope they won't run to Ghana or neighboring African country in the nearest future?
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Paralyzed Two Days After Returning From His Village In Edo State. Photos by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:42am On May 13, 2017
If OFM is fully booked, you can try SCOAN, aka ndi vilage at work, if you can't fight them to finish please don't try them, I do skip those village people as CD use to skip it self from the player, but now that I know my root in Christ Jesus na who dem be? then, if I am coming home, I use to snick into our compound at night and if I am going back to my base, I will gently carry my bag as early as 5am as a Lag boy I am off. But now, through the blood of Jesus Christ I am stronger than thousand of them put together. Probably your friend has gone to displayed wealth and trust those hargard looking men and women in the village who will not progress and they won't allow others to progress.
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Paralyzed Two Days After Returning From His Village In Edo State. Photos by DEBJOCH1(m): 10:39am On May 13, 2017
If OFM is fully booked, you can try SCOAN, aka ndi vilage at work, if you can't fight them to finish please don't try them, I do skip those village people as CD use to skip it self from the player, but now that I know my root in Christ Jesus na who dem be? then, if I am coming home, I use to snick into our compound at night and if I am going back to my base, I will gently carry my bag as early as 5am as a Lag boy I am off. But now, through the blood of Jesus Christ I am stronger than thousand of them put together. Probably your friend has gone to displayed wealth and trust those hargard looking men and women in the village who will not tigress and they won't allow others to progress.
Crime › Re: A Youth Banished From Ogbogoro Community In Rivers For Killing A Fellow Youth by DEBJOCH1(m): 2:09pm On May 12, 2017
Nawa oooo this one will end up adding to the league's of already congested Lagos.
Romance › Re: I Dumped A Potential Boyfriend Because He Asked Me To Cook - Anne Oluchi Ifediba by DEBJOCH1(m): 4:10pm On May 11, 2017
You need to go visit TBJ, and you are proud of that?
Politics › Re: "Buhari Is Not Being Fed With A Tube" - Lai Mohammed Dismisses Speculations by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:18pm On May 04, 2017
I DISLIKE THE PARTY APC, BUT MY SUPPORT FOR PMB AS A PERSON REMAIN UNDIEING, OUR AMIABLE PRESIDENT WILL OVER COME ALL THESE TRIAL, AND TOGETHER WE WILL BUILD A GREAT NATION, FOR THOSE OF YOU WUSHING HIM DEATH, TELL ME HOW MANY LIFE HAVE U CREATED? THE GOOD LORD WHOM I SERVE WILL SURELY SEE MY PRESIDENT THROUGH AND TOGETHER , ALL THE ENEMIES OF THE LAND SHALL BE PUT TO SHAME.
Family › Re: How My Blood Sister Treated My Wife! What Should I Do? by DEBJOCH1(m): 12:33pm On May 04, 2017
Yoruba at their old age still staying at their parent house, you exposed your wife to all that, why moved to your fathers house? If you where to be at your rented apartment will she have the mind to dare that? Evil sister every where. I pity for your sisters husband.
Investment › Re: Get N5,000,000 Into Your Bank Account TODAY! by DEBJOCH1(m): 7:45pm On May 03, 2017
Only you bring topic, only you start topic, only you end the topic, clap for your self.
Adverts › Re: Are You Interested In Food Processing Training? by DEBJOCH1(m): 1:07pm On May 03, 2017
Please kindly add me, 08039384145
Crime › Re: Man Breaks His Son's Hand In Ibadan, Sets Him On Fire For Stealing (Pics, Video) by DEBJOCH1(m): 2:25pm On May 02, 2017
Ndi Yoloba.....
Education › Re: Daughter Of A Vulcanizer Becomes A Graduate (photos) by DEBJOCH1(m): 1:25pm On May 02, 2017
So make we fry stone for her now ba? most contract staff in the bank bank dont make half of what this people makes in a day. They make above N4,000 a day while if you equate that of a contract banker is not up to N2,500 a day
Family › Re: When Your Wife Is Richer Than You by DEBJOCH1(m): 3:33pm On Apr 28, 2017
That word "Using of some one star can only happen in Yoruba where to attached every event to juju, where i come from, the husband will even recommend the wife to go and get a chieftancy title, If my wife earn higher or if she is richer than me, there is no big deal there, so long she gives me my due respect.
Business › Re: How Can He Access The Bank Account Of Dead Parents by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:53pm On Apr 26, 2017
come with a Written Will from your late father as a beneficiary, if no Will, you go to the probate "High Court' Get a letter of Administration from a reputable court, a lawyer must be involved from the beginning to the end, in other for you to get access to your late dad estate account. You pay the lawyer a certain percentage of the total sum in your late Daddy estate account. Mind you, the process is not an Akamu and AKARA process, if care is not taken 7-9 months you are still running from Court to the bank, in order for you not to embark on a journey you will regreat at the end, try to work with an insider know how much your late man has, if it. something like N20-50k just forgo the money bc if you insist at the end, you may end up spending extra of that.
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Kanu Rejects Bail, Ready To Die With Co-Detainees by DEBJOCH1(m): 8:13pm On Apr 25, 2017
DoNotGiveUp:
I think he's being loyal and trying not to leave his comrades behind.

I recently lost my job and have been feeling depressed because I am no longer able to cater for my parents and siblings. I have been searching and applying for a new job but yet to get one.

To survive during this hard times;

Please, I humbly beg you to let me handle your laundry. Trust me, I am very good with washing and ironing clothes because my colleagues usually ask which dry cleaner does my laundry.

If you have a business or need someone to help you deliver your goods, please you could also send me to pick up and deliver any parcel within Lagos.

NB: I had to create a new account so I can be anonymous and not feel ashamed to do this. Before you transact with me, I am willing to tender a valid national ID.

Please help me.
Ashamed? you must be kidding me, guy just focus on that laundry give it the best you can, I do a 7am to 6pm zombie job, but will soon kiss the jab good bye, I do laundry by the side make cool cash from it, i dye all kinds of clothes, but i have not introduced that to my area. No laundry outfit does that in my location from my finding, i also produce my laundry soap, liquid starch all kinds of stain remover my self. just be focus doing your laundry job, since you said you are good at it, at the end you will discover that you anytin not need to work for any one again . Be focus and dont feel ashamed
Family › Re: Photo Of 10 Siblings From Same Parents: 9 Girls, 1 Boy by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:35am On Apr 24, 2017
Sweet Picture sis, correct my curiosity, pupsy was busy looking for a junior, the truth is, had it been he got the junior at number fifth or sixth he would have stooped shooting since. Any way nice family nice picture.
TV/Movies › Re: Frank Olize Of NTA Newsline. How Many Remember Him? (Photos) by DEBJOCH1(m): 9:17pm On Apr 23, 2017
Oh my God, back then when ever it is 9pm and NEPA do the usual thing they do, my uncle will go and rent Baba Toafeek's battery, fix it with his Phillips TV, thats how things where done then, omo Unna i don take style old koo, any way thank God I am also papa nmadu now.

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