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pidgin is so vital over here cos i use it as a coded slang with my 9ja boiz and to confuse my ever curious babe

it never gets old ''romance section war''

just tell her . . ." honey I'm bored lets go brush our teeth "

Coldfeet: My cousin.

you need to keep the old man in check . . . darn !!!

you started discussing marriage with her after two kids?

mehn, junior is so lucky

District 9

# off records # I advice you go and propose to a senior female director in your office, if you succeed then you can match that colleague of yours but if you fail then you will have to resign and get another job cos you won't stand the heat  .

But seriously, you shouldn't have withdrawn from her but rather should have moved on with the friendship, who knows she might,    but i suggest you talk to her and regain the friendship or you hold your peace man and do as Sarah said 

get your own scissors and other stuffs too

she wants ''George of the jungle or Hulk'' not 'little Tarzan' , it seems you are 6ft 3 with 6inch tarzan

this is a very funny story. OP you need to wise up.

I once had a girlfriend like yours she smashed most of my things and even hit me countless times, she was so insecure. One time we had a heated argument she tore my shirt, slapped me and seized my phone; I walked out, went to my friend's house used his phone to call my crazy, female tom-boy cousin in London, whom i had complained to numerous times in the past . She came in the next day, i took her to my girl's house.

In conclusion my cousin gave her the beating of her life and rescued my phone for me   . i was never abused again and I'm still a gentleman.    

[quote author=A-ZeD link=topic=882872.msg10300211#msg10300211 date=1330530130]Anything food/fruit besides apple,[/quote]EXACTLY!

she will get over it with time but be very honest and open with her

she is going to the mountain to meet a guy called Mohammed who will take her to garden eden and give her good food

she said i was the second best thing that happened to her after her husband - my ex

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short yet so difficult to read

I think you should record one of his beastly calls as an evidence, other things can then follow.

where is Sexkillz . bro come handle this 

Oluwa4Sure:
Shey na her papa compound them bury your placenta?? ?

WTF!!!!

Just carry yours when going, it won't cost you much and remember to tell your people back home that it aint a telly,

Change your friends

chines4:
Is she a tout?. By reflex a very big slap on the face

that makes you a tout also

pendo89:
like seriously what lessons are these? nutology??

REALITY101:
Op is she related Mrs. Chima?

She got red belt in nuts kicking :d

NO i don't think so, maybe a sister from another mother though

Beync:
No wonder the pain was much,the bigger the size, the lesser the pains. (Physiology 302)

guess it becomes harder as it gets bigger

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=878420.msg10260144#msg10260144 date=1330027617][color=#000030]I wont give her a reason to kick me in the first place! [/color][/quote]

depends on which direction its pointing

Beync:
What size is the nut?

do they come in sizes ? what size have you being joggling? well i guess his is average, never seen it

A friend of mine called me this morning to say his girlfriend kicked him on his nuts as he came out from the bathroom, reason being that she discovered some incriminating texts on his phone. He said it was so painful that he nearly collapsed. Rather than feel sorry for him, I laughed so hard . So ladies can you kick your guy on the nuts and what would be your reason? as for the guys, what would be your reaction?