₦airaland Forum

madridguy:
No man alive can challenge Sai Baba come 2019.

Of course, only the dead folks he appointed can!

Buhari, please get out of power, these people also have families. If na Yusuf now, you would have ordered all your cabinet to visit him, as na them be doctors wey wan treat am.

Anyways...continue, 2019 election comes in less than 400 days.

daniska3yaro:
Its a new saraki, reality has open his eyes, bro.

Don't tell me you're Sarrki, or that Sarrki is now enlightened to think right.

daniska3yaro:
Oga for d ladies pls copy

Because na only him and his other crew members go get answers to those questions.

daniska3yaro:
NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION: 2016/2017 ACADEMIC SESSION.

COURSE TITLE: Introduction to APC Government
COURSE CODE: APC 101
TIME ALLOWED: 2HRS 45 MIN
COURSE UNIT: 6
INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions

1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for
(i.) Dollar increase.
(ii.)Fuel Price increase
(iii.) Power Failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani Herdsmen Killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) N5k promise is cancelled
(ii.) Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
(iii.) NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with N14000 everyday.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will travel to and the disgrace he will receive.

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighter when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
(i). masquerade dressing,
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii). fantastically corrupt.

9. If x is change and y is lies/ propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you.

11. with a labeled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent time:
(i)-- loss of budget.
(II)-- loss of WAEC certificate.
(iii)- loss of the moon.
(iv)- ear disorder.

12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school certificate with his classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.

13. Write a short Essay on why Hajiya Aisha Buhari "visited" USA but did not go to say 'Hi' to Mrs. Mitchell Obama.

14. Write a short note on the statement 'I belong to everyone and I belong to no one'

15. My wife belongs to the kitchen and the other room.. Explain. What is the other room used for and how does it affect us

Sarrki, please can I copy you?

Leetunechi:
I met a female soldier online. We quarreled and I even insulted her, but now we have settled. Guess wot? She asked me to visit her at her barracks. I can't wait to meet her.

Please post the venue of your burial before you go, at least we go chop akara.

It's a pity you share my name.
Please can you send me his P. O. Box? I need to send Mohamed a reply.

sarrki:
He will do

Of course, when the Herdsmen fulfil the agenda he gave them.
By then, who knows if you wouldn't have been killed by then.

But wait ooo, why didn't you disclaim, the friend and Aisha rumor since then?

But this has been in place since last year, so what's the news in it?

GavelSlam:
I love Buhari's antics.

He doesn't respond to unnecessary distractions.

You have an issue with the IGP, take him to court.

Screaming the president and his party's name up and down when is actually a waste of time.

But GEJ likely has a hand in it?

bloodmoneyspita:
how much did the north contribute?

They contributed to the destruction of lives and property, which is monetarily incalculable.

iamrealdeji:
but this is fuel scarcity bro. I went to Unilorin and used to queue for cab too but this is fuel scarcity. nothing of this nature picks students up if there is no scarcity of fuel

Fellow Alumnus of the Better By Far institution.

NaoSlay:


Nice script played out by UNIILORIN students.

China youths are busy developing technologies that would improve the world, our youths are busy playing scripts just to get cheap attention.

Next time you see any news about Unilorin, just shut up if you have nothing reasonable to say!
Got that?
Now get out!

GraGra247:
You simply have no idea what you're dealing with.

Can you help me out then?

I thought only GEJ's administration had porous borders? Our people in Libya were not killing Libyans before they were kicked out with many losing their lives.
So even they are from Jamaica, Buhari's government is too weak to handle them right?


I wonder if he was ever a soldier.

MBuhariGCFR:
My sympathy goes to the family of all those that lost their own. I will make sure justice is served

Blame GEJ for this na... Useless folk.
You no even see better person impersonate.

I'm still waiting for Sarrki and other brain-washed BMCs to tell us Buhari is the best that ever happened to Nigeria.
And the MuMu using the moniker below, if I catch you ehn.....
MBuhariGCFR

NaoSlay:


Nice script played out by the Nigerian police who want to redeem their already damaged reputation.

Script writers is really booming in this country lately, from pastorpreneur trying to redeem theirs to police Now.

I guess Buhari's script writers aren't doing well yet, we still discover their tactics easily.
Oh... Lai Mohammed and Femi Adeshina are probably the ones that screen them.

GraGra247:
When the heart is rotten beyond redemption, if you like roll on the floor, jump and scream, it totally amounts to nothing.

There's no heart that can exceed Christ's redemptive sacrifice. You think you are anyway better?
If at all you've been redeemed, you'll know that grace saved you, and not your righteous works.
She's still under God's plan, and I won't be amazed if she becomes a tool in God's kingdom soon.

AllTheWayUp:
May ur two eyes be plucked out by fulani herdsmen before the end of this year...INSHA ALLAH

And we on Nairaland will also say it is nothing to worry about

Recognize sarcasm.
I guess he was just kidding.

I hope Sarrki, Madridguy, Gavelslam and the remaining BMCs are also joining this medical trip?

Anyways....
Quick recovery for Yusuf, na only him papa dey vex me.

Delta people, especially women, get ready for "Operation Viper Swipe" from the presidency.

HungerBAD:
I am angry.

Anger won't solve the problem, adequate response from Buhari will.

NaoSlay:
This Fulani herdsmen are definitely sponsored by pdp and looters to spoil the goodworks of president MUHAMMADU buhari administration.

I just kept scrolling down for your comment, and you didn't disappoint my expectation.
Can you please provide proofs?

NaoSlay:
All thanks to president MUHAMMADU buhari for creating the enable space for private businesses to run without itch.

Must you mention Buhari in everything?
...I refuse to be an intellectual slave.

DerideGull:
Nigeria is what it is, a piece of land.

Baba please, that's way too much. My own country, just a piece of land. NO!

northvietnam:
Shift

To?

northvietnam:
Why disturbing people this new year


For that over hyped Bullcrap called marriage.....

How can a sane man spend rest of his life with just one woman...

A Rehab Centre might help you overcome this perception of yours.

Obijulius:
Rabid dog! Recognize sarcasm when you see it. Don’t take life too seriously and die for nothing!

Sorry I didn't get you at first. So can we withdraw the insults and be friends?

MuMuric people, una just carry foolishness enter new year. Nawa ooo!

Obijulius:
They are terrorists! The army should finish anyone who wants to bring havoc on our non-negotiable unity!

You carry idiocy enter new year!
So because they protested against the killings and destruction of farmlands in their state, they are authomatically contesting the unity of Nigeria?
Ohh, I forgot, anyone against the misconduct of Fulani Herdsmen is against BuhariNigeria!
MuMu