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CelebritiesRe: Ex-beauty Queen Iheoma Nnadi Mentions All That Went Wrong On Her Wedding Day by decatalyst(m): 9:01pm On May 27, 2018
kimbraa:
The wedding planner was really unprofessional. How did she let a thief into the venue? It could even be one of her workers.
Aunty, the thieves that came forgot to write "thief" on their forehead ni nau grin


I hope I answered your question?

Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious Comment To A Post A Twitter Post That Got Everyone Laughing by decatalyst(m): 8:58pm On May 27, 2018
It is Central for me here biko


grin grin
BusinessRe: Femi Otedola Celebrates Children's Day With Photo Of His 4 Children by decatalyst(m): 8:52pm On May 27, 2018
Where is Mr Eazy?


Oops! I forgot he is the one taking the pictures grin

SportsRe: Kwesé Signs John Mikel Obi As Brand Ambassador by decatalyst(m): 8:12pm On May 27, 2018
bettercreature:
grin grin grin grin grin Foolish people choosing ''Kwese'' as a brand name
Ask for the meaning of "kwese" first before butchering them nau undecided
CelebritiesRe: Eye Lashes Brand Named After Lind Ikeji "Linda Superwoman" (photo) by decatalyst(m): 7:54pm On May 27, 2018
Eye lashes are not good for the eye!



Why do you people like something that can wreck havoc like this nau? Even the boneless thing dey wreck unimaginable havoc but women love it so much grin
SportsRe: Real Madrid Stars Given Heroes Welcome In Spanish Capital As Delighted Fans. by decatalyst(m): 7:49pm On May 27, 2018
Respect well earned!


Hala Madrid!
CelebritiesRe: Small Doctor Gets 1M Followers & Verified By Instagram (photo) by decatalyst(m): 7:46pm On May 27, 2018
We should break fast with origin? undecided

RomanceRe: Man Gives Maid His ATM To Withdraw Money For The First Time, & See What She Did by decatalyst(m): 7:35pm On May 27, 2018
iamJ:
Maybe the ATM doesn't allow more than 1k at a time
Uncle, did you just say that? lipsrsealed

CelebritiesRe: Princecyril5 Photographer Calls Out CeeC Over Photo Credit by decatalyst(m): 7:31pm On May 27, 2018
Who tagging help?

PoliticsRe: Femi Gbajabiamila Buys N38M G-wagon For His Wife, Salamatu (Photos, Video) by decatalyst(m): 6:35pm On May 27, 2018
warris happening here? shocked

The wife be like one of the mascots at children's birthday parties while Baba too tie something for head like a new born baby awaiting christening and photoshoot grin

CelebritiesRe: Amara Blessing Nwosu Celebrates Her Third Marriage (photos) by decatalyst(m): 6:34pm On May 27, 2018
A want to goan sleep now.


Please wake me when he reach number 5.
CelebritiesRe: Roman Goddess And Her Massive Boobs Take A Mirror Selfie (photos) by decatalyst(m): 6:31pm On May 27, 2018
A chest that is a problem to the owner.


Izz dah one a chest?
CelebritiesRe: Cee-C And Leo Babarinde Dasilva Loved Up (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 6:18pm On May 27, 2018
Is she trying to puncture the sweet emotions building up between Leo and Ifuanada?



Girls are the real enemies to themselves.

CrimeRe: Man Cuts His Wife & Mother-In-Law In Benin Because Wife Wants Divorce (Graphic) by decatalyst(m): 6:13pm On May 27, 2018
What da f*ck is this? shocked

Horrific!


This man can't be sane! I Can't even think of the best way to 'avenge' this monstrous act. angry


Slight provocation now lead to blood bath these days. What's going on in this age?
SportsRe: Which Bicycle Kick Goal Was Better: Cristiano Ronaldo Or Gareth Bale by decatalyst(m): 4:13pm On May 27, 2018
Each scored with their favourite or preferred legs wink



Both played their part in ensuring Real Madrid have 13 UEFA champions league trophy in their cabinet tongue
FamilyRe: Five Kinds Of Side Chicks And Levels Of Danger They Can Cause by decatalyst(m): 4:09pm On May 27, 2018
Op, what type of 'side-he-goat' are you? At least you said side chicks are of different type...So there must be different types of obuko too grin




Tell us your danger level too grin

RomanceRe: “know Your Worth, I’ve Been Proposed To 3-time” – Nicki Minaj Advise Ladies by decatalyst(m):
#Queen, know your worth. You were a Queen before him. You’ll be a Queen after him. He can’t make or break you. Being equally yoked is what you should strive for. Spirituality is key. Once your spirit can soar on its own, then you are ready to “allow” him the privilege of ur time.

The above is a typical thrash talks that has clouded most ladies of our generation. While I agree with her 100% up until the latter part, I think women ain't doing a man a favour buy agreeing to marry him vis-a-vis. Ajo n gbadun ara wa ni

Nikki, they ain't proposing to marry you because you are portraying or rather giving the wrong signals!

Baby mama materials of numerous yard! grin
CelebritiesRe: Meet Tekno's Baby Mama, Lola Rae (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 3:51pm On May 27, 2018
dhabrite:
I'm so sorry for your miserable life. I can smell it from this end. If you continue down this path, you are destined for more doom. You are in doom already. Fu** niwit and get it into your head, you are a nobody, I don't know who is brain-washing you that you are something. Idiot!! If you quote me again, ehn! undecided
Big head, no brain grin cheesy

CelebritiesRe: Meet Tekno's Baby Mama, Lola Rae (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 2:08pm On May 27, 2018
dhabrite:
Your sorry ass would soon get whipped, sho lo stupid ni!! Nah your papa make resources dey cheap and affordable nah.

You come on nairaland and type sh** and think you have the world at your feet, cos you are being catered for, niggar!! Ji Masun!! Stay woke!!

I just wish say u fit see me dey yarn all this your trash, I swear I go too beat your papa.

U no fit pass one get inside boy wey dey form force online, even the English you no sabi. Ode!! "Miscreants"
Olodo!! Afi ko gbe dictionary.

Warning!!! Take the heed and f*** off. If you quote me again, ehn, I go swear for your papa. Asshole!!
Obviously you are a product of a failed home...ill-mannered slowpoke.

Dance in the mud enough with you and I hope you enjoyed the opportunity to have someone give you so much attention!

Akin dani dani face the miserable days that awaits you!

SportsRe: The Message Sergio Ramos Sent To Salah That Has Got People Talking (pics) by decatalyst(m): 10:25am On May 27, 2018
'Sergio Ramos is someone who could unplug your life support machine to charge his phone' grin


I call him the Spanish Mafia, Spanish enforcer and Spanish terminator cool
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Celebrates Children’s Day With His Children In Matching Outfit by decatalyst(m): 10:24am On May 27, 2018
You still need a woman in your life bruv.



They have their terrible side but they are lovely,they are one of the best gift anyone could have if YOU make the right choice.
CelebritiesRe: Meet Tekno's Baby Mama, Lola Rae (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 10:05am On May 27, 2018
dhabrite:
I guess your just one little spoilt brat. An obstinate kid that will eventually get drown in his own pool of stupidity.

I go swear for your papa very soon! E be like say you want make your destiny go down the drain.

Shomo age mi sha? O stupid fa!!
Your home training is zero! I guess you never had any going by your choice of words.

This is just one of the negatives of making resources so cheap and affordable for an ignoramus like you to sit at the comfort of your shanty to form e-warrior.

Mofo!
Christianity EtcRe: Delta Pastor Orders Church Members To Leave Wedding Reception Over Alcohol by decatalyst(m): 10:02am On May 27, 2018
And when the pastors leave, they will not drink the drinks?

undecided
RomanceRe: Nigeria Man Proposes To His Girlfriend With A Goat (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:05am On May 27, 2018
dollyjoy:
Rubbish!
Izzit your proposal? tongue

RomanceRe: Nigeria Man Proposes To His Girlfriend With A Goat (Photos) by decatalyst(m):
This is Baba shepeteri grin

If the babe no gree, he will brutally kill the goat to make asun and if the babe gree, they would use the goat to make asun! Either ways, the goat is destined as asun...Its a win-win situation grin

Sharp dude

EducationRe: Pastor Tony Akinyemi's Son Is Best Graduating Student In US University by decatalyst(m): 9:02am On May 27, 2018
ConcNiggress56:
can this boy just toast me already?

handsome boy of a pastor.. unlike all this yeye nairaland boys like vizkiz, lifeofairforce1, lefulefu etc

OP, give me the church address.. lemme go see him this sunday tongue tongue
Are you a bread? undecided
SportsRe: See Pictures Of Fresh Super Eagles Players Arriving Port Harcourt Last Night by decatalyst(m): 9:00am On May 27, 2018
Cr7sBabe:
Salah is outta World cup! Thanks Ramos...
I just hate it when they compare him to Cr7
....To the super eagles...do us well
United babe out chop kiss
SportsRe: See Pictures Of Fresh Super Eagles Players Arriving Port Harcourt Last Night by decatalyst(m): 8:57am On May 27, 2018
Are they going to use the 'okada' to enter the hotel room or they wan enter Russia with style by using an 'okada'?

I don't get grin

Christianity EtcRe: Chris Kwakpovwe, Church Ordered To Pay N9m To Member Who Lost 7 Teeth At Crusade by decatalyst(m): 8:47am On May 27, 2018
wellmax:
Rushing to post comments without reading the article. Lazy yoot
Your sense of humour is obviously dead and buried!
CrimeRe: Slaughter House Chairman Assassinated In Delta (Graphic Photos) by decatalyst(m): 8:34am On May 27, 2018
They slaughter him in his slaughter house?



What a wicked world. RIP to him and May his family get the fortitude to bear the loss.
CelebritiesRe: Noble Igwe Shades Tekno And Lola Rae? See His Tweet by decatalyst(m): 8:31am On May 27, 2018
That's why I called the lady "beauty without brain"!



Prick reset her brain to toddler age undecided
CareerRe: Call Service Representative: Need Advice On This Career Path by decatalyst(m): 8:29am On May 27, 2018
FunnyDude:
I just secured a job as a call customer service agents in an outsourcing firm . Pay is 45k (small) . This role doesn't relate with my course of study in school. My question : If I want to further a career in this path after gaining working experience here ; please which other place can I work with this experience?

Advice needed please
What you need now is to read and relate the readings to real life scenarios. By this, you will be adding value to yourself and guess what?

Companies don't care about the certificates you carry! They are interested in the value you can add to their value-chain, what you can do, how effective and efficient you can deliver on goals.

Don't quit your job...Just broaden yourself and the opportunity would come...

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