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Sports › Re: PHOTOS: Alex Iwobi Becomes LG Electronics' Brand Ambassador by decatalyst(m): 9:32pm On May 19, 2018

Lakeside79:
Fouani brothers are the major distributor of LG in Nigeria iwobi signed for Fouani brothers not LG point of correction

And please note the LG you buy here is very different from what is bought in countries like America , Canada or the entire Europe

Don't believe me please buy any LG product direct from any LG showroom, from their washing machines to, TV, home theater, etc check the model number now go and find the exact same.modle even used imported from any developed country or even go online.amd see the difference in build quality and features
I have checked this myself numerous times in the past hence I stopped buying LG here till I relocated I was buying only Samsung while in Nigeria

It's as if they step down the build quality of all the LG products and remove features then sell garbage to Nigerians

It's sad indeed

Same thing with KIA cars

Please don't believe me try it out yourself and you will.see that Nigerian standards organization is just a useless bring taking organization

I get your point bro and I perfectly understand the angle your point is coming from. But you should also take into consideration the different spec approved and sanctioned by the regulatory bodies of the regions (continent) these products are shipped and sold to.

The amount to be paid in the local market for these products are also a determinant when producing these products and that also is responsible for the price tag. Talk of price relativity

Also note that the so called products e.g phones, brought into the country from the 'advanced' countries have features that doesn't function here...because they are not made for here!

I would like to relocate and experience another clime...including the 'quality' that is there to enjoy. cool

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Health › Re: Unidentified Lady With Memory Loss In Ogun State (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 1:02pm On May 18, 2018

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Romance › Re: Man Rains Insults On Lady, Threatens Her After Refusing To Come Over For Weekend by decatalyst(m): 9:03am On May 18, 2018

Set of immature adults

undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Offset Hospitalized Following Car Crash In Atlanta (photos) by decatalyst(m): 10:19pm On May 17, 2018

Is he OffLife?

I guess the car had a transmission transmitter issues that didn't encourage transmission grin

Sports › Re: See What AS Roma Tweets About Super Eagle (photo) by decatalyst(m): 10:18pm On May 17, 2018

MDsambo:
Wetin concern Roma with Eagles?

Aftermath of employing the services of a Nigerian to 've in their social media team. I think dey picked a guy from one of the numerous Lagos radio stations a couple of months back.

#RepNaija

#StayTrueToTheRoot

Health › Re: Check Out This Couple's Weight Loss Transformation In Just 365 Days by decatalyst(m): 9:14pm On May 17, 2018

Stopping their 'training or diet' regimen for a month would reset them back to default settings grin

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Crime › Re: Man Brutally Butchered In Nasarawa State (Graphic Photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:07pm On May 17, 2018

Man being inhumane to each other.

...Its a shithole indeed!

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Celebrities › Re: Kim Kardashian Post Unclad Picture Of Children And Internet Breaks(pic) by decatalyst(m): 9:06pm On May 17, 2018

godfatherx:
I pity these children, their father is mad, their mum crazy...

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Romance › Re: Nairaland Men, Stop Wasting Your Time On Unattractive Girls. by decatalyst(m): 4:39pm On May 17, 2018

ShyCypher:

I'm here to moderate the upcomin' e-fights on this thread in 3, 2, 1...

And Iyam here to...

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Career › Re: Nigerian Lady Lists Her Achievements As She Turns 20 by decatalyst(m): 11:21am On May 15, 2018

OrestesDante:

☣ ☠

∆ True.
But Life doesn't present itself to everyone in the same way. Also, achievement doesn't have a particular definition what you call an achievement to me may not be.

But I want to be believe you're not hating..
Why not talk about the people that had the same opportunity and misused it? ∆

☣ ☠

Not hating biko

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Career › Re: Nigerian Lady Lists Her Achievements As She Turns 20 by decatalyst(m): 9:23am On May 15, 2018

Pretty lady.

But her achievements ain't so special...equal opportunities ain't available for everyone undecided

Those that ain't there yet will get there...they may have done better if they had the same opportunities you had, dear.

#Humble

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Crime › Re: Photos Of The Lady Who Killed Habibu Almustapha, Nigerian Diplomat In Sudan by decatalyst(m): 9:13am On May 15, 2018

Beautiful killer

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Celebrities › Re: Natacha Akide Is Missing: Lady Who Has Tattoo Of Davido On Her Chest by decatalyst(m): 6:35am On May 15, 2018

Dirty chest embarassed

What I saw just drained my battery.

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Crime › Re: ”How My Ringing Tone Saved Me From Ritualists' Den In Lagos” – Man Reveals by decatalyst(m): 9:26pm On May 14, 2018

...again?

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Crime › Re: Gunman Trying To Rob Children Shot Dead By Mom (photos) by decatalyst(m): 7:43pm On May 14, 2018

hisgrace090:
Good news!

This is how it ought to be.

Lady your proffession is not a ~~waist~~.

Yes, her profession is not a WAIST! grin

Crime › Re: We Steal Ogun Prostitutes' Phones And Sell To Lagos Prostitutes - Suspects by decatalyst(m): 9:36pm On May 13, 2018

You guys stole from a prostitute to sell to prostitutes shocked

Is the phone not a prostitution phone so? grin

Even the sellers are the connecting link between prostitutes!

All of them are prostitute�

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Family › Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by decatalyst(m): 8:56pm On May 13, 2018

Offpoint:
Gay Alert!!! I cover my flat black nyansh with the blood Jesus

Is that the name of a new movie? grin

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Family › Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by decatalyst(m): 8:55pm On May 13, 2018*

For those that came to read comments, both the lies and the truthful ones, get in here.

Cold beer is available for all.

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Family › Re: Happy Mothers Day: Share The Funniest Memory Of Your Mum by decatalyst(m): 8:52pm On May 13, 2018

Offpoint:
When she told me my nyansh is so flat she can hire it to dry cleaners for ironing... I cried like I was shot... that woman to get bad mouth... army wives eee

May I assess the supposed flat nyansh, pls?

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Politics › Re: Afolabi Iwalewa, Gbadebo Odimayo Flogged At APC Congress In Ondo State. Photos by decatalyst(m): 7:06pm On May 13, 2018*

[[s]quote author=Olalan post=67531310]Nigerian politics not for a gentleman, especially at the grassroot level[/quote][/s]

At all levels!

Not until we de-saturate the polity of Money, we ain't seen nothing yet!

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Romance › Re: White Lady Calls Out A Nigerian Man Who Allegedly Tried To Scam Her by decatalyst(m): 6:52pm On May 13, 2018

This dude just his ancestors banned from entering the country that lady is from grin

Mumu wan date a ugly person like her...her account sef ugly join but she get sense sha grin

Celebrities › Re: Davido Performs At The Inauguration Of Julius Maada Bio, Sierra Leone President by decatalyst(m): 4:05pm On May 13, 2018

Dude is balling hard.

His performances are full of energy.

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Crime › Re: Man Rescued After Being Knocked Down And Left To Die In A Gutter In Onitsha.PICS by decatalyst(m): 4:02pm On May 13, 2018

Thank God for saving him.

But the shape of this head ehn grin

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Celebrities › Re: Boluwatife Balogun Celebrates His 7th Birthday, Becomes A CEO by decatalyst(m): 3:44pm On May 13, 2018

Whizdorm001:
See him forehead like cee-c own

I think you should compare Cee-c's own to his own. grin

But we are both agbaya sha grin

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Politics › Re: Donald Trump Called President Buhari 'sir' - Yahaya Bello by decatalyst(m): 10:40am On May 13, 2018

Trump called Buhari "sir" because it is very disrespectful to call an 'ancestor' by their real names.

grin

Don't ask me how I take know...

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Celebrities › Re: Check Out How Fiesta Condoms Congratulated A Newly Married Man by decatalyst(m): 9:55am On May 13, 2018

You haven't totally lost a customer.

There might still be side runs... undecided

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Crime › Re: Man Masturbates On Kolkata Bus Arrested After Woman Posts Video by decatalyst(m): 7:41am On May 13, 2018

Demented idiot!

On behalf of Wankers Brothers of Nigeria we here issue a disclaimer on this act perpetrated by the idiot above. He does not uphold our ethical requirements and by this he has been expunged from the association.

Signed by
Lalasticlala.

For WBN

Celebrities › Re: #BBNaija: Tobi’s Friend, Regina Narrates How She Almost Became A Yahoo Girl by decatalyst(m): 7:15am On May 13, 2018

10. I graduated with a 2.1 in uni, went to law school and made a 2.1 also. I served in Ibadan. I worked in a law chambers where I was paid 10k per month and was owed over 4months salary till I left...lol

The bolded got me. Heard it from someone and I never believed it. How could a Law Hub be paying 10k after the 7yrs used to prepare for the profession?

Some people are wicked to the sweat drop! shocked

Romance › Re: Video Of Nigerian Man Giving His Bae A Quickie In Public, Nigerians React by decatalyst(m): 10:00pm On May 12, 2018

You can only treat a demented olosho anyhow

What is that dude doing there? shocked

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Romance › Re: How Do I Complain To My Woman About Her Vaginal Odour? by decatalyst(m): 9:58pm On May 12, 2018

Buy her air freshener

grin

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Health › Re: Australian Blood Donor Retires After Saving 2.4 Million Babies by decatalyst(m): 9:52pm On May 12, 2018

Hands in the air for the 'ultimate donor' for a worthy course.

But I wish he had sense to donate to some of our politicians...maybe...Just maybe they would stop acting like slowpoke and senile bloodsucker! sad

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