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CrimeRe: Man Kills His Wife Because He Suspected Her Of Loving Another Guy(photos) by decatalyst(m): 8:20am On May 27, 2018
Jezz!


The idiot did not figure out how to put his life and tattered house in order...How would the wife not find someone else to love?

He should face the laws of the land!
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Kwakpovwe, Church Ordered To Pay N9m To Member Who Lost 7 Teeth At Crusade by decatalyst(m):
ah! Seven teeth bawo shocked



Is the crusade a boxing competition? grin

NOTE: comment made to create humour. I hope una go stop mentioning me tongue
CelebritiesRe: Meet Tekno's Baby Mama, Lola Rae (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 7:58am On May 27, 2018
dhabrite:
Miscreants huh

Got me asking, if there was another me? On the second thought, I realized it was a nincompoop that quoted me, then I was relaxed.

Dude, you are too dull, get thee behind me, before you pollute me, you f**king piece of sh**.
Yeah...Uncut that's who you are! Your vulgar vituperations online is a good pointer that you are ill-mannered!


Now, jump off!

CelebritiesRe: PHOTO: Kanayo O Kanayo Rocks Matching Outfit With His Car by decatalyst(m): 11:01pm On May 26, 2018
RED usually fit him more grin



Even if this man hold a bible, I go still dey see am as a cultist, hardened hearted, and ritualist grin
PoliticsRe: Hope Ikiriko Involved In Motor Accident In Rivers. Photos by decatalyst(m): 10:57pm On May 26, 2018
[quote author=malware post=67912795][/quote]That's all that came to mind that instant!

Are you ok now? undecided
PoliticsRe: Hope Ikiriko Involved In Motor Accident In Rivers. Photos by decatalyst(m):
Make una do road nah lie... undecided



Thanks to God for keeping you alive tho
CelebritiesRe: Meet Tekno's Baby Mama, Lola Rae (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 10:34pm On May 26, 2018
dhabrite:
Your just too dull to comprehend that sh**. F** off nigga
Uncut miscreants undecided
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Narrates How Being Connected Saved Him From SARS Officers by decatalyst(m): 10:31pm On May 26, 2018
How I wished as dem dey run with the car, make two tyres just burst grin


Nothing wee Sha happen nau grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Amazing Pre-wedding Photos Of My Cute Brother And His Wife To Be. Rate Them Guys by decatalyst(m): 10:28pm On May 26, 2018
Are they competing with anyone? Why rate them?



If honestly rate them -2/10 because of the kind of sneaker ur brother put on and the wide divide between the beautiful lady's teeth, u will say I am wicked. grin


I wish them a blissful union.
SportsRe: I Will Stop Watching UEFA Champions by decatalyst(m): 10:25pm On May 26, 2018
darol4real:
I can see that you're still a baby in football
Baby ke?


He is a foetus!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Job Interview Experience Today. by decatalyst(m): 9:14pm On May 26, 2018
[s]Later the guy said i should drop my CV that they might call me for another interview but he is not sure. I was angry not because i was never interviewed but the time, stress roaming around the street of Abuja in search of there address but still can't secure an interview. I felt they would have continue the interview with me since am the only one left in the hall. That was how i went home feeling disappointed.


E no easy for Naija but i believe e go beta.

The company name is GreenLab Tech along asmankase street , wuse zone 2.[/s]

Don't ever get downcasted by this. What is yours will never elude you.

Just keep adding value to yourself while you hope for that golden opportunity. Keep your head up!
CrimeRe: Son Of Local Government Chairman Arrested For Robbery: I Blame My Father For It by decatalyst(m): 9:03pm On May 26, 2018
soberdrunk:
The wall gecko" has given birth, if the child refuses to learn how to dance, it is up to it........ I try?
Absolutely!
CrimeRe: Son Of Local Government Chairman Arrested For Robbery: I Blame My Father For It by decatalyst(m): 9:02pm On May 26, 2018
ajebuter:
Literal translation::Alagemo is done giving birth, however the child has to learn to dance on his own because alagemo is an excellent dancer .


Moral translation: once your parents birth you and inculcate some values into you, then learning and imbibing the values remain your sole duty,, not your parent's duty anymore....

Proudly Omoluabi
Nice one. cool
CelebritiesRe: Meet Tekno's Baby Mama, Lola Rae (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:01pm On May 26, 2018
dhabrite:
Shut your mouth. In this generation, the little you can do is to have awareness.

You don't know Lola Rae, then google it and stop jumping into conclusions bcoz of likes.

Your dumbness weak me like seven days.
You may crawl to the nearest lagoon and jump in since you will be weak for seven days. undecided
CelebritiesRe: Meet Tekno's Baby Mama, Lola Rae (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 8:59pm On May 26, 2018
Constantiney:
The strange thing about this post is not your obvious stupidity, but the other twats who liked your idiotic post.

Someone gets pregnant as a result of their personal choice, without getting involved in some scams called marriage established by some dead cavemen and hunters centuries ago, means she has no brain.

Look at them, smh.
You are even more stupid for being such a nitwit
CrimeRe: Son Of Local Government Chairman Arrested For Robbery: I Blame My Father For It by decatalyst(m): 8:58pm On May 26, 2018
Firefire:
Translation:

Alagemo - An animal, here means the parents

Ti bimo e tan - has already given birth to the child

Aimojo ki/di owo re - It’s left to the child to learn the skill of dancing or rather how to live his/her life.

Anyway, Omo ta bi ta’ko, Ohun loma gbe’ile ti ako’ta.

Ko lorun Oba ma fun wa lomo’lasan.
Nice one! cool
CrimeRe: Son Of Local Government Chairman Arrested For Robbery: I Blame My Father For It by decatalyst(m): 3:57pm On May 26, 2018
Yoruba adage says "alagemo ti bimo e tan aimojo di owo e"



Can anyone translate?
RomanceRe: Premonition: I Might Die After October 1st by decatalyst(m): 3:53pm On May 26, 2018
So you mean you will note vote in 2019?


You assisted to bring this 'change' and you must assist to change the 'change'!


Permission to die access DENIED! sad
FamilyRe: Is 800k Salary Good To Marry? by decatalyst(m): 3:52pm On May 26, 2018
Oyindidi:
Tell your imaginary friend he is stupid
Actually, the two both of them are stupid!

grin
RomanceRe: Ghanaian Judge Caught Watching Porn Video During Court Session (video) by decatalyst(m): 3:49pm On May 26, 2018
Wankster! cool

CelebritiesRe: Dikko Nwachukwu And Zainab Balogun On Honeymoon In Thailand (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 3:47pm On May 26, 2018
That dimple mehn!

CelebritiesRe: Scientists Just Figured Out How Michael Jackson Did That 'smooth Criminal' Tilt by decatalyst(m): 3:11pm On May 26, 2018
pussygotlips:
I get money pass mj, he only get fame,sing pass me.

Shikena

CelebritiesRe: Meet Tekno's Baby Mama, Lola Rae (Photos) by decatalyst(m):
A beauty without brain. Izz that beauty? undecided


She has a very malnourished career to look after but she decided to use all her time, energy and potential to look after a boneless piece sad


Izz that beauty? undecided
CelebritiesRe: 2018 BBNaija Housemates Storm Teddy-A's 'Blown' Single Party (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 7:34am On May 26, 2018
Shedrack777:
i can see the lady on red cap is playfully nibbling the other lady's ear. and by her reaction, she's in the mood (look at the eyes
That's the bonga fish kloe
CrimeRe: Policewoman Curses Mischievous Persons That Declared Her Dead On Facebook by decatalyst(m): 7:29am On May 26, 2018
Shut your mouth before I use baton break am! sad



You never forcefully collected bribes from helpless civilians before?

RomanceRe: What Did Someone Do On A First Date That Made You Know It's A NO!!!!? by decatalyst(m): 7:23am On May 26, 2018
Back then in schoold I used to love a babe....my department babe actually. But I had to painfully cut ties, especially romantic ties with her because she had a friend...5&6 kinda friend. Anytime I wan make bae and i chill out somewhere, the other babe must follow...She almost wanted to be answering calls on her behalf! cry

Nah so I just reason am say nah death I dey play with at a young age...Abi how I wan take survive buying stuff for two every time on my meagre school allowance angry
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Wears Cut Off Trouser Design (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 7:20am On May 26, 2018
Somebody's wife and mama to a pikin?


grin

PoliticsRe: I'm Privileged To Sleep In The Same Prison Bed Used By Obasanjo, Says Jonah Jang by decatalyst(m): 9:23pm On May 24, 2018
whitebeard:
This old generation funny oh..!! grin grin
They are just stupidly senile!
CelebritiesRe: See The Gifts Nigerian Artist Gave To Don Jazzy And Korede Bello(photos) by decatalyst(m): 7:21pm On May 24, 2018
Like for Korede, share for Don Jazzy
CelebritiesRe: Ex Bbnaija Contestant Debie Rise Show Off Her Parents (photo) by decatalyst(m): 9:19pm On May 23, 2018
The prodigal daughter grin


What a man can do, a woman can do better...
PhonesRe: Samsung’s Galaxy S10: Specifications, Release Date ,price by decatalyst(m): 9:17pm On May 23, 2018
sunnyh:
The dust on the Samsung Galaxy S9’s launch has barely settled and it appears that the South Korean giant has already started working on the successor to the Galaxy S9 series phones. With Galaxy S series set to celebrate its 10th anniversary in the smartphone market next year, Samsung has plans to commemorate it with the release of its upcoming flagship device, Galaxy S10 by making big changes over the current Galaxy S9.

In this article, we have gathered all the rumors, leaks, and news about the Samsung Galaxy S10 that you may want to know...read more
Are this people ok? sad
EducationRe: U.K Exam Question: "The Advance-Fee Fraud Is Also Known As Nigerian Fraud" by decatalyst(m): 9:07pm On May 23, 2018
Very realistic questions!


grin

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