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CrimeRe: Nigerian Army Arrests Fake Lance Corporal Inside A Bank by decatalyst(m): 10:00pm On Jul 11, 2023
Your eyes will see wet in you dey find.


He don buy better market😂😂😂
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Runcie Mike Dies Hours After Preaching At A Burial by decatalyst(m): 3:20pm On Jul 02, 2023
That's a double loss for the body of Christ and the large family.


May their souls rest in peace.
PoliticsRe: Afdb Approves $115m Loan To Abia For Road Rehabilitation, Erosion by decatalyst(m): 8:47pm On Jul 01, 2023
They really need to use the fund for the erosion purpose.
FoodRe: What Is That Food You Can Never Eat by decatalyst(m): 8:36pm On Jul 01, 2023
Aplaudez:
A slice of yam will cost me passing the whole night in the toilet undecided
Wow!

This is strange. Very strang to read and comprehend why it ruins your day.


Anything made of yam (pounded yam, boiled yam, fried yam, roasted yam, yam porridge) with egg, fish sauce, garden egg sauce, meat sauce etc is my best!

If I am pressed for two days and feel heavy, I will eat yam and blessed the soak away peacefully. 😆
Nairaland GeneralRe: After Seeing Her In My Dream, I Woked Up To Receive Her Call by decatalyst(m): 8:28pm On Jul 01, 2023
Could be a good sign.


Pray about it, but never lower your guard.


I wish you the best of luck. 👍💯
RomanceRe: *** My Experience Today *** by decatalyst(m): 8:23pm On Jul 01, 2023
IbomBlog:
So today, a close colleague at work invited me and few others to his uncle burial in Etinan. When we arrived, I noticed most of the guest were their family relation and few outsiders.


The occasion wasn't an elaborate type like the normal mode of celebration of life, unlike were you have different aso-ebi , with a large crowd.


When the chief mourner was reading the late man tributes, all was going fine until he said "papa was a man who did everything possible to pass his love evenly to his family and relations". I heard few laughter and was surprised, we dismissed after all was said and done.


On our way back i hard to ask this our colleague why people laughed when they read the deceased tribute, he told me how the deceased treated his family since he was the first son, he didn't assist anyone ,chased his siblings out of their family house, claimed their ancestral land. Hmmm



So this begs the question, why do people be in such way in this life that is temporaryhuh
But they are coward not to have confronted him, make him realize the rubbish he was doing, and get him to correct his wrong instead of laughing at dead man's funeral.
FamilyRe: Couple Born On Same Day, Same State Of Origin, Atinuke And Oluwole David by decatalyst(m): 4:29pm On Jul 01, 2023
Clearly unique truly.


17 years together no be child's play.

Wishing them happy days together.
TV/MoviesRe: Netflix Rewards Ikorodu Bois For 'Extraction 2' Trailer Remake (Video, Photos) by decatalyst(m): 4:53pm On Jun 24, 2023
Squirrel1:
oyinbo this oyinbo that. Are that inferior?? Chill with ass licking please. Acknowledge this effort and don't be a clown.
You brain dey pain you abi.

Guess you are bereft of logical thinking and ability to read and understand.

Una go just throw words around "ass licking"
TV/MoviesRe: Netflix Rewards Ikorodu Bois For 'Extraction 2' Trailer Remake (Video, Photos) by decatalyst(m): 8:15pm On Jun 23, 2023
This is beautiful.

Oyinbo sabi appreciate and encourage efforts and talents.

An average black man is preoccupied with envy, talk down, unhealthy competition, and hate. undecided
InvestmentRe: Belgium Orders Binance To Immediately Cease All Crypto Activities In The Country by decatalyst(m): 7:00pm On Jun 23, 2023
Wahala on a large scale!



People are about to have HBP.


Binance is being kicked left and right.
PoliticsRe: President Tinubu Retires All Service Chiefs, Advisers, Customs CG, IG Of Police by decatalyst(m): 7:28pm On Jun 19, 2023
Baba don flush and bring in new goons to the helm.


I think his appointments are faster than when Buhari came on board.

Baba is not hitting the ground running, he is flying ooo
PoliticsRe: Ensure Another G5 Emerges For APC To Win In 2027, Akpabio Tells Wike by decatalyst(m): 8:54pm On Jun 18, 2023
Subtly telling Wike that he is only useful as a disruptive tool.

🤣🤣🤣🤣
CelebritiesRe: Engagement: "Mind Your Business" - Actress Temi Otedola Tells Daniel On Twitter by decatalyst(m): 12:29pm On Jun 18, 2023
The dude will never stop this stup!d tweets until Dem wipe am cord.


Oraimo cord
PoliticsRe: DSS Recovers 18 Bags Of Currency, Documents From Emefiele’s Residence by decatalyst(m): 12:16pm On Jun 18, 2023
The money man😆


What I want is for him to answer for the rash monetary policies that crumbled businesses and killed so many.

People cried, beg and lost a lot to collect their own money! It was a new low.
Foreign AffairsRe: African Leaders Prepare To Meet Putin After Zelensky Rules Out Talks by decatalyst(m): 10:35am On Jun 18, 2023
emmyN:
Obviously you have no sense of personal dignity which is why you would opt to cower when the enemy brings the fight to your gate.
You are very stup!d you n!tw!t for your choice of words. You just sit behind keypad and type rubbish cuz you think no one knows you or where you are.

Sadly most of you don't have an idea of what international politicking is all about.

The clown you are backing could have avoided this blood bath! He was installed by a puppet master to create ruins for their arms industry to thrive.

Putin is power drunk and still nurture the idea of "avenging" the past atrocities of NATO member countries on Russia. The idea isn't new...since the time of the great Lenin.

But woe betide the clown that is being used to make this idea germinate even better.

He clearly lacks knowledge of international diplomacy...this sh!t wouldn't have happened. Go ask or learn from Georgia!
Foreign AffairsRe: Germany Buys Israeli 'Arrow 3' Air Defence For Four Billion US Dollars by decatalyst(m): 11:35am On Jun 17, 2023
That small Nation called "Israel" no dey fail to amaze.
Foreign AffairsRe: African Leaders Prepare To Meet Putin After Zelensky Rules Out Talks by decatalyst(m): 10:25am On Jun 17, 2023
Ukraine will be reduced to nothing with this Zaleski in charge.

I was standing with him for some reasons, but at this point, preservation of lives and what is left of National heritage.

It's becoming embarrassing how he became deviant and 100% relying on the west for weapons, food, and strategy to navigate this senseless war.
EducationRe: We Were Abandoned In Cyprus & Dropped Out Of School - Dancing Security Guards by decatalyst(m): 5:48pm On Jun 12, 2023
After all the media news, praising and eulogies.


Hmmm...make person no talk yet. Will be good to hear from the other party.
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu: An "Idan Of Politics", A Man Guided By His Personal Conviction by decatalyst(m): 9:44pm On Jun 04, 2023
I don't really know why, but I am not a fan of his...his wife mouth.


Talking from both sides of the mouth.

"Dele is my boy" still rings a bell though. 😏
PetsRe: Do Boerboal Exhibit Such Features. by decatalyst(m): 8:04pm On Jun 04, 2023
Sorry to say, both the first dog and the "gift" are not boerboel!
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye And His Girlfriend Step Out Together In Matching White Outfits by decatalyst(m): 6:51pm On Jun 04, 2023
It's another lady's turn.


Enjoy...
RomanceRe: My friends wife Is entering my eyes, Please Help! by decatalyst(m): 9:30pm On May 30, 2023
MechanicMike:
M.O.D FRONT PAGE PLEASE...URGENT!!!

I saw my friends wife in church on Sunday for the first time & I fell in love the moment he introduced me...the problem is she is lightskin & he shouldnt hav bring her to church. I love lightskin women. I can't stop dreaming about her all day. How do I tell her I love her without letting my friend no?

Please help
Nah this your lack of self-control and lust doesn't put you 6feet underneath before you achieve anything in life.

It is such a pity.

What advise do you really need?
TravelRe: Woman Dies On Hearing That Her Son Died In Auto Crash On His Way Home After NYSC by decatalyst(m): 7:10pm On May 28, 2023
This is sad. Really sad.

May the Lord console and heal the family.
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by decatalyst(m): 5:30pm On May 28, 2023
cash1115:
Pop @ affordable price
How much per square meter of you are not buying the materials?
FoodRe: Giant Monitor Lizard Killed In My Friend Company Today by decatalyst(m): 5:10pm On May 28, 2023
oloriooko:
Very giant indeed grin
People just throw words around🤨

You hear "he is a legend" and you wonder what the criteria is.
CrimeRe: Yoruba Nation Agitators Invade Police Station In Lagos With Charms And Cutlasses by decatalyst(m): 5:09pm On May 28, 2023
Miscreants that can't even cut their own nails want to forcefully leave Nigeria?


Laughable
PoliticsRe: African Leaders Are Already Arriving Nigeria For Tinubu's Inauguration by decatalyst(m): 5:07pm On May 28, 2023
They have no choice.

In Africa, being in the good books of Nigeria is too strategic and important for them.

It doesn't matter who is the president.
CareerRe: ChatGPT: Lawyer Gets In Trouble For Using Cases From AI To Present A Case by decatalyst(m): 3:28pm On May 28, 2023
kelvine:
He should have used spin bot to rephrase.
Even google will know and flag your content with plagiarism if you directly use chatgpt.
The rational use is to get ideas and spin it in your favour.
Read well nah!

Plagiarism isn't the case here. The AI sh!t referenced cases that does not exist. In order words, AI lied in order to look smart🤣🤣🤣
CrimeRe: 40 Crocodiles Kill Farmer, Rip Body Apart In Cambodia (photos) by decatalyst(m): 12:35pm On May 26, 2023
The feeder becomes the feed.

Crocodile is a wild animal 🐊, I wonder why it is being farmed.

He became a delicacy for the animals.

Sad though.
Car TalkRe: My Ordeal With FRSC Officers On My Car Fire Extinguisher & Cash Payment As Fine. by decatalyst(m): 7:32pm On May 25, 2023
tomax026:
And they are so much on the road..They even rented chairs and canopy
They have to pay for those chairs and canopy.

There was a country!

A group of individuals just decide to do whatever they like because they know nothing will happen.

That's daylight "legal robbery" and it should be reported.
SportsRe: Brighton Have Qualified For European Football — It’s The First Time In The Club by decatalyst(m): 7:53pm On May 21, 2023
Impressive.


I love the demeanor of their coach and players.

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