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CultureRe: Eze Eri & His Chiefs Wearing Jewish Apparel (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 6:58pm On Oct 24, 2023
Johncables402:
Jealous hater
Jealous of what exactly? Use your brain!
CultureRe: Eze Eri & His Chiefs Wearing Jewish Apparel (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 6:43pm On Oct 24, 2023
Who dey brainwash these people?


We also have a very severe "herd mentality" in Nigeria!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Famous World Leaders Reimagined As Blacks by decatalyst(m): 8:38pm On Oct 17, 2023
Even as an alien, Vladimir Putin will still look baddass!


That dude is forever stoic and fearful 😁
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Man Over N57.5m Mistakenly Sent To His Company’s Account by decatalyst(m): 6:55pm On Oct 13, 2023
Darlingtina08:
Mistakenlyhuh

Free the innocent man joor
Oh really?

When you have such funds that is not yours, transferred to you, spend it all.

They will "free" you when it is your time.
Foreign AffairsRe: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by decatalyst(m): 8:34pm On Oct 11, 2023
bidexiii:
More
They were well suyalized! 👏👏👏
PoliticsRe: Dr Okwudili Ezeike Celebrates Jezco Oil, Jowi Zaza’s Father by decatalyst(m): 7:31pm On Oct 11, 2023
One of the few living life to the fullest!


E come be like say his son Sabi flex from the womb😁
PoliticsRe: Rufai Oseni Reacts To NBC Last Warning To Arise TV by decatalyst(m): 10:14pm On Oct 07, 2023
Armaggedon:
Issuing warning to media houses is pure censorship
I agree.

But we all can't get on air and use foul language, defame and assassinate character and feel we will not entrench anarchy.

Freedom freedom today is why people that are supposed to be sane "identify" a dog, goat, she-male, raccoon etc, today.

There has to be DECORUM!
BusinessRe: Ghanaian Fintech Dash Shuts Down After Raising $86.1 Milion In Five Years by decatalyst(m): 9:23pm On Oct 07, 2023
Greed quashed his dream of solving a major problem.


Wealth does not make you an a**hole, it only amplifies who you really are.


He is a fraud.
PoliticsRe: Sanwo Olu Flagged Off $100 Million African Film City Project In Epe, Lagos State by decatalyst(m): 8:03pm On Oct 06, 2023
This is huge and laudable 👏👏👏


Eko for show
Foreign AffairsRe: NY Judge Just Issued A Gag Order On Donald Trump by decatalyst(m): 8:28pm On Oct 03, 2023
Donald Trump is like a goat they want to use any excuse to use as ASUN or Suya ASUN-as-possible and he is busy using his mouth to eat all the crop in his enemies' farm😁😁

US court system is bent on roasting him😆
CrimeRe: Delta Police Arrest Three Teenage Robbers, Neutralize Gang Leader In A Gun Duel by decatalyst(m): 8:16pm On Oct 03, 2023
We like to throw big words and grammar around in this country share😂😂

I ran to check the thread with the hope that criminals with Beretta, RPG, M4, AK117 etc have been "neutralized" by the NPF. I no wan laugh I beg🤣🤣


But on a serious note, when sophisticated or not, these guns are even more dangerous...
SportsRe: Messi Asked Me If He'll Score Goals Like Ronaldo In Italy - Boateng (Photo) by decatalyst(m): 8:12pm On Oct 03, 2023
The two guys pushed themselve to unimaginable success, trophies and accolades.

They are phenomenal.

It is really privilege to see them play the greatest and biggest sport in the world, football.

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
RomanceRe: My Fiancée And My Best Friend by decatalyst(m): 7:52pm On Oct 03, 2023
It is kinda complicated.

Not rendering help to your friend when he needs it most is betrayal of trust and friendship. Though he has NO right to force your hand into rendering him help because he has done same to you in the past.

If you ask me, I would keep my best friend and my girlfriend, not to talk of my fiancee far apart. I no wan hear story that touch.

On the flip side, I think your fiance's concert is valid. It is easy to accept 'visitor' but to send them away is a different ball game.

Having side P3, I think it is out of place for her to mandate you to stop your friend from staying with you. I hope that's not a red flag for a domineering or possessive woman. Will she also be determining who you speak to or where you visit...think am ooo


Note: you can reach an agreement with your friend about the exact days (Mon/tues/sat/sun/)he will be staying in the house and let him know this would only be possible till 2 weeks to your wedding.

Talk to your woman on the above and assure her that the agreement is sacrosanct.

Please stay away from sin, especially fornication.


Happy married life!
CrimeRe: Ogun Landlord Bathes 11-Year-Old With Hot Water by decatalyst(m): 6:19pm On Sep 27, 2023
Can this news outfit focus on trade and investment rather than horrific events 😫
CrimeRe: Teenager Allegedly Stabs 17-Year-Old Boy To Death In Adamawa by decatalyst(m): 6:03pm On Sep 27, 2023
Blood blood blood everywhere!


Nigeria needs proper cleansing
PoliticsRe: Wike Spends His Holiday Cooking For His Friends (pix/video) by decatalyst(m): 3:38pm On Sep 27, 2023
Nonsense or not, they will eat it under the air conditioner😁
EventsRe: What Happened At My First Burial Job As A Photographer. by decatalyst(m): 9:45pm On Sep 26, 2023
Timagex:
The generator finally came on and the brightness was restored. Everything was exactly the way it was. All what I thought I saw must have been figments of my imagination. My enemy finally came back to open the door and found me drenched in sweat and fear beside the door. He was surprised and asked how I was locked inside, but, my mouth was too dry to speak. sad He later explained that, they did not want some people to have access to the their father, hence, the abrupt locking of the door. I was so angry and scared to the extent that, I almost rejected my packaged jollof rice. undecided But, you know burial jollof is the “GOAT” and I couldn't let it pass me by. wink I was extremely careful and vigilant till I concluded the burial job. The experience still sends me shivers till this day. The end. cool


  Professionals in the house, share your experiences while offering your services at burials. Make it interesting. cool


If this makes front page, KINDLY PATRONIZE MY PHOTOGRAPHY BUSINESS. I shoot fashion and events (weddings/burials/etc). I am based in Ibadan and I am available to travel. My hotline is 08063793158. My IG is @timagex photography. Thank you.
You dey narrate jor!

My wife and I laughed so hard at this. Tears was coming from my eyes🤣🤣🤣

I can imagine your cinematography concept ❤
FamilyRe: Look At The Snake I Killed In My Living Room Just Now by decatalyst(m): 8:23pm On Sep 26, 2023
Check around ooo.

I hate this crippling creatures.

Fumigate your environment, please.
Foreign AffairsRe: President Macron: France Will End Its Military Presence In Niger by decatalyst(m): 10:02pm On Sep 24, 2023
When your host says you have overstayed your welcome, why would you stay extra days if you have nothing sinister going on?

They need to leave.
Foreign AffairsRe: President Macron Announces The Withdrawal Of French Troops From Niger by decatalyst(m): 9:58pm On Sep 24, 2023
When your host says you have overstayed your welcome, why would you stay extra days if you have nothing sinister going on?

They need to leave
Foreign AffairsRe: Ukraines Special Services Likely Behind Strikes On Wagner-backed Forces In Sudan by decatalyst(m): 9:19pm On Sep 21, 2023
darling4242:
But you people should rest
Abi.

Dem leave Europe where Wagner/Russian forces are laying siege on their lands and facilities to "bomb" Wagner in Africa😂😂😂

Clowns looking for cheap propaganda.
CrimeRe: Does MTN Call Center Call To Come Pick Up Items. by decatalyst(m): 6:55pm On Sep 17, 2023
Did you do anything suspicious?

Is the appointment place not an office?

Is the address not known to the public eye?

Did they forbid you to go along with a friend or relative?


Answers to the above give the answers you require. Ire o
CrimeRe: Birmingham City Council Declares Itself Bankrupt Amid $950m Pay Claims by decatalyst(m): 3:28pm On Sep 06, 2023
flexyrule:
Some of you people are worse than the de-vil.

Very quick to celebrate bad news.

No matter how bad the economy of the UK is, their citizens would always have a better life and inftracstruture than you, and an average Nigerian.
Ogbeni, use your brain nau.

Don't be embarrassing. Give your phone to someone else to help you understand the post nau😫
CrimeRe: Birmingham City Council Declares Itself Bankrupt Amid $950m Pay Claims by decatalyst(m): 3:27pm On Sep 06, 2023
Angelfrost:
*Yawns*

Yeah right... Anything to make your life of mediocrity in Nigeria more manageable. lipsrsealed
Well, I guess you thought everyone live a mediocre life like you.

It's alright.
CrimeRe: Birmingham City Council Declares Itself Bankrupt Amid $950m Pay Claims by decatalyst(m): 9:50pm On Sep 05, 2023
Shebi Britain wants to stand alone and aloof ni, they will lick their wounds for a very long time.

Your economic is in shambles, with aging population, and unnecessary finance of proxy wars, yet you dey break away from EU without concrete economic roadmap 😆

It's a bad time to travel go school, tourism, work, and flex in UK. The taxes will be bigger than Olumo rock 🤣

UK citizens and the Jakpad population, the shege is coming, rumbling like a great storm.

Brace up, winter is coming 😁
Foreign AffairsRe: Huawei Mate 60pro Raises Worries That China Sanctions Failed—the Washington Post by decatalyst(m): 10:31pm On Sep 02, 2023
The US and the West in general keep placing ineffective sanctions upandan😏


Now a laughing stock 🥱
TravelRe: MALL OF AMERICA: Beautiful Pictures From Inside The Biggest Mall In The USA by decatalyst(m): 9:38pm On Sep 02, 2023
Imagine.

It's just a mall oo.
TravelRe: Japa: I Am Confused, Please Advise. by decatalyst(m): 12:58pm On Sep 02, 2023
Kenn55:
@op.
First of all, there is no 100% guarantee in life. Not everyone who migrates or don't migrate abroad will be successful. Have this at the back of your mind. Life itself is a risk.

Let me tell you about my own philosophy. I subscribe to the view that the first 30 years of your life is yours. Enjoy every bit of it, you can think about yourself alone, you can be selfish and take decisions that benefit you and you alone. If you want to explore in sambisa, do it, it's all yours

After 30 years of age with kids coming or about to come, your life is no longer yours alone. You should dedicate your life to your next generation, your kids. At this point, your decision in anything you do should be based on first how it benefits your kids or future kids before yourself. If it benefits you but not your kids, I'll say no but if it benefits my kids and not me, I'll say yes. While you were greedy and selfish before 30, this stage requires you to be selfless and be ready to be a sacrificial lamb and allow your family to be greedy. This is my own philosophy that guides me, anyone can have a different philosophy.

This philosophy helped me make decision years ago about migrating. I asked myself, how do I ensure my children are better positioned with more opportunities when they grow up especially in today's uncertain times? After some research, I came to the conclusion that giving them the opportunity to become global citizens will give them more and better options down the road. They won't be restricted to just Nigeria, they will have options in other countries as well. Since I didn't give birth to them abroad, the only option was to relocate. Because I had the money and opportunity to migrate LEGALLY, I took the chance. I wouldn't have done that if there was no legal way to do that even with my desires. I discourage illegal immigration, it is not worth it.


I had no reason to migrate cos I was doing well but I put them first. Before I left, recognizing that there is no guarantee abroad, I had already conditioned my mind that even if I end up not getting what I worth abroad but my children succeed, I'm okay, it is a sacrifice I'm willing to make. But at the end, thank God it worked fine for me, i made a career pivot when i got abroad and boom, i became even more successful than i was in Nigeria but I was ready to accept my fate if it didn't work out.

As Canadian citizens, I and my children can decide to come back to Nigeria tomorrow to work or do business, can decide to work or do business in Canada or the US. These are 3 options available to my kids now and I have never been happier.

Note that there are kids or people who have 5 strong passports but are useless so it is not always a guarantee but I believe as a parent, it is my duty to do the best I can to position them in a way they can become more successful and hope it works out at the end.

The decision to migrate is solely based on your view. Look at what you desire most and see how your decision will affect it. Again, there are no guarantees anywhere in this world, we just have to do the best we can to achieve our desires.
I want to say I LOVE YOU for this!

I am happy we still have MEN.

Men with their logical capabilities still very intact. You kinda used some metrics to arrive that the best decision. Kudos sir.

A man must have something to live for and the best things to live for is family, the truth, and the faith.

It is in men nature to take risks and live with its consequences. Good or bad, the intention always corroborate the end.
FamilyRe: My Daughter Is Nowhere To Be Found And My Parents Won't Tell Me The Truth by decatalyst(m): 12:23pm On Sep 02, 2023
shantti:
Fool
Stop projecting your emptiness towards people, mgbeke feeling funky
You are just senile, daft, and heady.

I will refrain from treating you like the thrash you are.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Champions League Group Draw 2023-2024 (full Fixtures) by decatalyst(m): 6:28pm On Aug 31, 2023
Kai!


Manchester United carried hard draw oo😫😫


Season just dey start, injury don plenty already.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Superstition: Man Kills Mum In UK Over Witchcraft by decatalyst(m): 6:23pm On Aug 31, 2023
If he escapes death sentence or life imprisonment, due to the craftiness of his defense counsels, bye to his freedom!



Otilor! 🥱

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