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PoliticsRe: Breaking: Labour Party Authentic Chairman, Already Seated In The Court. by decatalyst(m): 9:17am On May 19, 2023
I hope he is not asking someone to stand up for him today. 🤣🤣

[b]Baba made me remember university days where you have to get to the lecture venue very early to be able to secure a si[/b]t. 😂😂

Old man wey suppose dey play with grandchildren, enjoy the fruits of his labor, and rest.

He is busy contesting a post I never knew he holds before the election 😆

Peace over drama, please.
PoliticsRe: See How Much Nairaland Moderators Are Paid Monthly (Pictures) by decatalyst(m): 8:22am On May 16, 2023
Abfinest007:
When someone is jobless u can tell.be calculating people's salary
It's the height of joblessness and being imaginative 🤣🤣🤣

Nah their type dey dey entitled.

They will calculate your salary for you and guess how much you should be able to spend for them.
PoliticsRe: Governor Adeleke Shows Off His Cooking Skills by decatalyst(m): 8:03am On May 16, 2023
Ireportlive:
This man is always happy
A very good trait of winners and healthy people.

He obviously surrounds himself with love.
RomanceRe: This Is The 2nd Time I Am being Scammed On Nairaland by decatalyst(m): 10:20pm On May 13, 2023
Pat081:
Without loss, you can not gain just open your eyes next time
It is disturbing to read this. What a mindset!

You left the ignoramus that frauded someone of his hard earned money and spew totally irresponsibly.

I wouldn't be shocked to find out you do the same to people.

Op, just keep calm, they will pay for it!
FamilyRe: My Wife's Family Calling My Son Another Name by decatalyst(m): 4:56pm On May 13, 2023
joeargy:
The problem is he is answering that name, we live close to them hence the frequent visits...if u call him Daniel, he will say ehh!!
You people no dey fear "see finish" at all?


The name change is just a prelude to what is to come.

Change location and ensure the boy is called that name by your wife and he doesn't visit the in-law place often.
RomanceRe: My Ex-colleague Is Pressuring My Wife by decatalyst(m): 2:59pm On May 13, 2023
Which kind story be this nau😆😆😆

Is the Op trying to write script for comedy sitcom?

I am lost here.


If this story is true, then, you have failed in one of the core responsibility of a man. Defend your woman!
You have failed and it hurts her so dearly 🥵

You are even saying she should proof her love for you by doing your responsibility., 😫

Well, maybe the guy tall pass you and get money pass you 🤣😂😂

Please go meet someone close to the guy and his family and ask them to intervene or else you will arrest him for trespassing on your legally married wife.🤪
PoliticsRe: Informant Leads Soldiers To Invade Bunkering Depot In Akwa Ibom by decatalyst(m): 10:13pm On May 11, 2023
He didn't snitch for the good of the people or the country.

He snitched because he didn't get his cut.


A snitch end up with stitches, that's if they are not k11led.

Imagine the waste of resources and the environmental degradation in that area.
CrimeRe: Teenager Knocks His Father To Death For Fighting With His Mum In Abuja (Photo) by decatalyst(m): 10:51am On May 08, 2023
When the children have to pick side between the father and the mother, know that something is fundamentally wrong.


Why would a man beat his wife? 🥵
SportsRe: Victor Osimhen Honoured With Stunning Mural In Castel Volturno by decatalyst(m): 10:50am On May 08, 2023
Monumental.


Waiting for his bronze statue at the stadium.

It's an incredible performance for the team.
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by decatalyst(m): 5:34pm On May 07, 2023
Adedward:
Gud morning house, contact ADEDWARD for ur aluminum windows embedded with burglaries, both 16mm and 12mm
Where is your location?
Jokes EtcRe: Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men by decatalyst(m): 12:11pm On May 07, 2023
Men take some unnecessary risks.


Women make carefully calculated risks.

That's why as a man, never except a woman that has cheated to be the same after you forgive her. She has already calculated the risks and found it worth taking. Forgiving her is nothing! She will do it again!
RomanceRe: Mama No Network Ties Knot With Her Husband Exchange Rings & Kissed(photos,video) by decatalyst(m): 8:17pm On May 01, 2023
Lightafrican123:
Her Husband look somehow young to me ooo
Just as men "hunt" For young girls, the women too are beginning to get successful in "hunting" young and handsome men.

Men are cross dressing...lots of of women are changing to be men too. 🤨


The game is changing. Changing really fast!
Car TalkRe: Quality Sneakers by decatalyst(m): 12:56pm On Apr 27, 2023
The middle Addidas is how much
Size 40
TravelRe: 7 Burnt To Death And 14 Injured In Motor Accident On Lagos-ibadan Expressway by decatalyst(m): 8:30pm On Apr 23, 2023
With vehicle not in good shape. Worn out tyres and some drivers will be driving like James Bond.


Recklessly putting the lives of people in danger 🤨

May we not be unfortunate.
RomanceRe: My Elder Brother Has Married His 3rd Wife. SEE WEDDING PHOTOS. by decatalyst(m): 4:19pm On Apr 23, 2023
And they are all looking malnourished.


What are his priorities?,🥵
CrimeRe: Praise Be To God. Cultist Survived HIT From Rivals PHOTOS by decatalyst(m): 10:54am On Apr 23, 2023
See as then cut person hand like cow tail meant for pepper soup.


Make una continue to dismember each other.

Senseless lots
CrimeRe: Busload Of Narcotics Conveyed By Security Agents Intercepted Near Seme Border by decatalyst(m): 9:57pm On Apr 22, 2023
Those security guys no go pass police officers.


Very dubious and corrupt bunch!


They should be paraded like a common criminal they are.
RomanceRe: Traveling Out, Do I Sponsor Myself Or My Wife by decatalyst(m): 8:34pm On Apr 22, 2023
Rooneyboy:
As a family with which fund? Where is the money for that?
I thought you said you are financially okay. Besides, the proof of funds is sorted.


Anyways, put this at the back of your HEAD/mind/earth "women are only loyal to their feelings, not your sacrifices.

You would do something for her and she will blame you for it! Think well before sending her over there:

1. Alone(anyone can take your place)
2. Your marriage is young and you should be together.
RomanceRe: Traveling Out, Do I Sponsor Myself Or My Wife by decatalyst(m): 8:13pm On Apr 22, 2023
The question is, what are your plans to level up!


Also, don't you think it would make more sense if you travel as a family?
CrimeRe: £12m Gold Stolen From Airport In Biggest International Heist In Years by decatalyst(m): 3:34pm On Apr 22, 2023
Dem don run street for this cargo


😆
EducationRe: LAUTECH Bans Students From Driving Cars On Campus (pics) by decatalyst(m): 7:14pm On Apr 18, 2023
Dem do dey oppress too much I guess.



Or dem dey use lecturer rub body. The girls follows the guys with the cars😁
CareerRe: Pictures Of Tonia Somaga (Lagos State Blue Line Train Driver) by decatalyst(m): 6:21pm On Apr 17, 2023
TemplarLandry:
grin She looks smashable.
How will you make it right on time in life? 🙄


The things that occupy your mind cannot bring or build wealth.

Try to focus, CUMrade!
CelebritiesRe: Mother Encourages Disturbing Messages Between Her Daughter & R Kelly by decatalyst(m): 5:36pm On Apr 11, 2023
spinna:
Lol reminds me of one Regina's momsy
So you mean the mama taught the girl on how to entice a billionaire "handsome" young man.


😆😆
PoliticsRe: Bayelsa Is The Worse State To Visit In Nigeria by decatalyst(m): 6:22pm On Apr 10, 2023
bayelsaowei:
wetin happen?

Lol..my state needs rehab oo...how an oil producing state with no more than 4million persons isn't developed is a wonder... its tiring...
What has been done by past administrations?

They just continue to collect and collect "oyel" Money and keep under developing their state.

I heard and average Bayelsa man is lazy...maybe that's why they go for route that bring fast and easy money.

Bunkering, militancy and shouts for more "national cake" Is synonymous with the state.

This always baffles me.
Technology MarketRe: Iphone 13 Pro Max 256gb by decatalyst(m): 6:19pm On Apr 10, 2023
Put price and location
EducationRe: Oauhistory – How The Famous “motion Ground” In OAU Got Its Name by decatalyst(m): 4:15pm On Apr 10, 2023
This ground ehn...


Many gbenshing happens here.
FamilyRe: How My Brother-in Law Attempted To Have His Way With Me. by decatalyst(m): 8:29pm On Apr 09, 2023
Better it's shattered before your life is cut short.


They should tame the so called wiggling brother in-law oo
PoliticsRe: Today In History Abagana Ambush Happened by decatalyst(m): 12:38pm On Mar 31, 2023
Ogene001:
But huger is wiping out you all right now when there is no war. I don't know why your people celebrate playing outside the rules. Na so una start attacking voters when you started losing election, instead of hiding your head in shame, you brag about it.
Don't don't be a slowpoke!

You don't even know where I belong!

Leave the pain, cry, laughter and happy moments of the past in the past.

Now is the time to work on a better future. Not unearthing relics of the past!
Nairaland GeneralRe: 37 Year-old Humza Yousaf Emerges Scotland's First Prime Minister by decatalyst(m): 9:09am On Mar 31, 2023
Wow!


A 37yrs old, and practicing Islam.


Times are changing.
PoliticsRe: Today In History Abagana Ambush Happened by decatalyst(m):
If them remind you of how hunger almost wiped a whole tribe out, you will start crying foul.


Please let us shun all these unnecessary recourse to unpleasant history.

Let's concentrate on the present in order to build a beautiful future.

Leave the pain, cry, laughter and happy moments of the past in the past.

Now is the time to work on a better future. Not unearthing black relics of the past!



My one cent!
PropertiesRe: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by decatalyst(m): 11:42am On Mar 30, 2023
Laudbtc:
Please guys, I need your input on this estimate that was submitted to be by a roofer for a 3 bedroom bungalow. I think it’s quite high.
Contact @money121 he will be fair and prompt with delivery and quality.
TravelRe: SA Unveils New Life-size Statue of Late Archbishop Desmond Tutu (PICS) by decatalyst(m): 8:06pm On Mar 23, 2023
Thank God say Governor Hope Uzodinma isn't in SA, he for demolish am before next 7 market days.



E no dey like see statue🤣🤣🤣

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