₦airaland Forum

Emmacolinho:
Which kain wahala be this na

Sermwell:
I thought of that but it's too late because he may take offence. I don't want issues!!

NASTYNASOSO:
HMMMMMMMMM

YOU MISS ROAD OOO
ITS THE SAME CONTRACTOR THAT IS CONSTRUCTING THE NEW ABUJA AND LAGOS AIRPORTS.IN OTHER WORDS SAME STANDARD

illitrate:
This Chima is an enigmatic failure, he is an epitome of misplaced genital injunction and innuendo. That guy is an epitome of staccato and futuristic isms.

wiseone28:
Its like we don't have eagles in Nigeria

Zimri:
WHY DO BIG CATS LICK THEIR FOOD?

SEEMS THIS BABY GAZELLE IS EVEN DEAD FROM BEING LICKED.

WHERE IS ITS MOTHER?

QUITE SAD THOUGH. TEARS WILL FOLLOW

jacobjamie:
bros ehn, the picture wai the guy advertise na when him been buy the car like 5 years back oh lolss, me come dey happy say I want go check out one clean car, as me and my guy go see am in person, we just weak, it's like asking to be married to Beyoncé or Caddy B and they presented you with Oshomole or Obasenjo's Twin sister look alike.. Na how I felt be that

jacobjamie:
To tell u guys the truth, after buying it, that period I regretted it, cuzz the car even looks worse in person than pictures, the pictures are looking better sef, so I was like OK, make I just spend money get am to Tokunbo Standard which I know it's possible, I love clean cars, I actually was buying it for my babe, so I needed to surprise her with it, but who go give someone this kind thing as gift, she go swear for me na, so I had a budget to bring it back to Tokunbo standard, that's when the guy gave me the list if what was bad and needed to be replaced, na there I know say na scrap I buy oh, my people... Although the Engine and gear is OK.... Apart from that, not in works, not even the radio or A. C

amanikondo:
These are the people that shout Biafra, Oduduwa republic and Ghana must go.

I think your comment is not sensible. Can you explain, what you now mean by “ integrate”?

Stevecreativex:
Funny enough how a thing which is not up to my driver standard tell me to shut-up..

Clears throat....

Jerkbaba:
It's a very shameful and disgraceful thing to do! How can you be chasing a liability. You see a very good looking guys chasing one ugly nonsense girl up and down like a fool and making the useless stupid girl feel like she's on top of the world. And still be the same person that'll be spending all your hard eraned cash like a fool. It's very wrong and foolish. Free all these born bastard leeches let them do their nonsense shakara for another simp. Wise up!

humblyphilip:
Good deal.

Don't quote me, didn't read the writeup

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Did she complain??

Probably she was enjoying it too and even wished he could slide in his cocck in that her already wet pusssy.

Mivici:
My girlfriend and I are not that in good terms.
some time last month, her call entered and I picked, she ask me to give her some money which I told her that I'm down financially due to bad investment and the covid 19 has really affected things.

She told me that she is in seriously in need of it, that it's urgent and she is also staving but if I couldn't even give her for free, then she would pay back.
I told her no problem, that she owe me one.
I sent her the money because we haven't even see for close to 6month now.

Fast forward....
She called me this evening and ask me to send her my account number, she want to wire my Aza and I'm just speechless.

yomi007k:
Tell her you need the money but don't want to go.

illicit:
Did they free him

techmo:


I read it in her voice

And replied Freaky Freaky!!

Freestainworld:
the one they will generate and still borrow money

techmo:





Can't talk of brothel prostitute... But Oloshos, call girls or runs girls do fall in love very easily..

When you invite one over buy her all she wants to eat and drink, give her cruise, talk to her like a real human and gist about her life as a person not a sextoy, trust me she would soon love up and crash the price , offer pro bono services and even refuse to go back to her place

And if you want to finish her and fvck her head up, after fvcking her don't just sleep off or ignore her, draw her closer and cuddle her with some chitty chatty compliments and some bullshit


Formatting a man's head is right before sex, for a woman it's right immediately after sex

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Unnerve:
Visual inspection of a passenger plane. Bollocks, Lol.

If Mahan Air was really transporting weapons for Iranian-linked fighters, I wonder how the F-15 pilot was going to see these weapons from the windows of a passenger plane at 34,000ft. Is the plane a flying showglass?

MightySparrow:
You no get sense abi na akamu dey ya skull?

Slimsly100:
E get buh e dey pain am

MightySparrow:
For his grandpa who is in heaven?

CandyCandy:
May our children not be the cause of our untimely death.