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Fashion › Re: Pics: Reactions As Ghanaian Akuapem Poloo Goes Naked To Celebrate Son' Birthday by decatalyst(m): 1:20pm On Jun 30, 2020

Bigflamie:
Mother's love

Mad love, I guess,

Quite disgusting and terrible on all levels.

A condom would have saved these embarrassments.

Celebrities › Re: Ghanian Actress Faces Backlash For Snapping Naked For Her Sons 7th Bday by decatalyst(m): 1:18pm On Jun 30, 2020

Quite disgusting and terrible on all levels.

A condom would have saved these embarrassments.

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Celebrities › Re: Ghanaian Actress, Goes Naked In Front Of Her Son To Celebrate His 7th Birthday by decatalyst(m): 1:17pm On Jun 30, 2020

cruxgemmata:
This motherf*cker should be arrested and jailed for 20 years.

This is child abuse.
If u find out now, dis boy gat no father figure

Boy may grow up to be a rapist now and we go begin speak english.

Quite disgusting and terrible on all levels.

A condom would have saved these embarrassments.

Politics › Re: Dasuki Introduced Buhari To Tinubu During 2011 Merger… IBB Supported Financially by decatalyst(m): 7:07pm On Jun 29, 2020

TINUBU signature...

The North couldn't deny they knelt down before him for Buhari to become president.

Take it or leave it, TINUBU is a political sage!

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Health › Re: Covid19; My Horrible Experience At A Bank Today by decatalyst(m): 6:40pm On Jun 29, 2020*

while I fault the bank for not providing canopy and chairs for the customers, I want to say that there is little or nothing the bank can do to the customers outside their premises.

Nigerians are stubborn and it's almost an abomination to follow simple guidelines and directions. Most people on that supposed queue want to enter the bank for issues and transactions that could be carried out on ATM, Online banking platform or calling the online contact center.

I have witnessed where someone insisted that he wants to collect his money on the counter even when the sum could be withdrawn via the ATM.

I just hope Coro doesn't vex for us, people wey go die due to negligence or plain stupidity plenty!

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Crime › Re: Pictures Of My Things My Brother Destroyed Out Of Anger. by decatalyst(m): 3:16pm On Jun 29, 2020

thesicilian:
Petty sibling squabbles

This is getting out of hand from the narrative.

Have a crucial conversation with him and get it recorded. The reason for the recording is actually to have concrete evidence to tender to your parents...so that they can allow you live elsewhere before something terrible happens. I suspect he is into something not clean...

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Career › Re: What Purpose Does Nigerian Female Soldiers Serve? by decatalyst(m): 7:30pm On Jun 28, 2020*

TundRash:
What exactly does Nigerian female soldiers do?

All that I have ever seen our female 'soldiers' do is posing for pictures, slaying in their military uniforms and uploading photos on social media, comfortably in barracks and offices while the men risk their lives.

I might be wrong anyway so Nairalanders enlighten me.

Mods, I call on you.

1. The army anywhere in the world pay according to RANK and LEVEL, not based on gender or color. The Nigeria Army is not an exception.

2. Female soldier also "taste" the war front but obviously they are not much on the battlefield. Many works at Comms, administrative dept etc

3. They perform peace keeping missions outside Nigeria and get good badges for distinguishing themselves.

4. They mount roadblocks just as the poster above me mentioned. A particular female officer mount the boundary between Osun and Ekiti State.

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Family › Re: .. by decatalyst(m): 11:18pm On Jun 27, 2020

Rozz:
And what about the damaging effect on the children?

So the man or woman no think am before?

Every action and inaction has a consequence!

The poster above me just lend credence to the bold part. If the man does not expose the act, he has committed a sin!

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Family › Re: .. by decatalyst(m): 11:09pm On Jun 27, 2020

You expect the man to keep the discovered amorous affair from the children and the neighbors and friends abi?

How possible is that? If a married woman or man is not shameless to engage in dirty relationship, he/she should not be ashamed to walk the walk of shame.

I beg let the ancestors know about it and end the damn relationship to avoid heartaches or possible poisoning!

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Crime › Re: Sales Boy Defiles His Employer’s Twin Daughters Inside Their Mother’s Shop by decatalyst(m): 5:47pm On Jun 27, 2020

NwaNimo1:
Evil man....Evil twins!

This is pure evil!

The adult that is supposed to direct the path of the innocent ones was even Lucifer's right hand man.

One really need to be very careful.

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Romance › Re: Broke Girl - My Experience With One. by decatalyst(m): 5:38pm On Jun 27, 2020

DenreleDave:
She won.. U still lost 1k

Was there a competition?

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Romance › Re: If You Are Thinking Of Doing P0RN See My Experience PHOTOS by decatalyst(m): 8:05pm On Jun 26, 2020

leksite120:
Lol, you're shocked

Idiot felt flabbergastedly shocked and disappointed

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Crime › Re: Breaking News: Shoemaker Apprehened! by decatalyst(m): 7:11pm On Jun 26, 2020

Nettybrown:
Guess what happened The slippers
cut............. He did not sew it well, Thank
you for ur time Have a nice day

Politics › Re: Wife Of Bauchi State Governor Empowered Women With 10bags Of Pure Water by decatalyst(m): 8:03pm On Jun 25, 2020

donbachi:
Heavenly judgement will start from the north and not the church...i thought i have seen it all.

I thought the unfortunate dude that bought and distributed rope to the community to tie their goat was the height of it all. I no know say a more executive absurdity was loading grin

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Celebrities › Re: Man Gets Free 6months Supply Of Indomie For Returning N1.8million Found Inside by decatalyst(m): 8:00pm On Jun 25, 2020

Rahmanjargo:
Never seen a more stupid person

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Nairaland General › Re: One Of The World's Strongest BodyArmour Tried With A 50cal Bullet From 20m(Pic) by decatalyst(m): 7:46pm On Jun 25, 2020

ReorxTohGan:
nice one..but do snipers aim for the body tho??.
thought snipers are all bout headshots

Some are wicked.

They just want the caliber they are firing to pass through your body grin

...bleeding out while looking at death seems to be the goal of a merciless sniper grin

An angry sniper either aim for your head or first cripple you before blowing the head off!

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Nairaland General › Re: One Of The World's Strongest BodyArmour Tried With A 50cal Bullet From 20m(Pic) by decatalyst(m): 7:43pm On Jun 25, 2020

oluwaseyi0:
It seems the armour is designed to protect itself rather than the wearer

Bullet proof test: passed
Human: passed away

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Nairaland General › Re: One Of The World's Strongest BodyArmour Tried With A 50cal Bullet From 20m(Pic) by decatalyst(m): 7:32pm On Jun 25, 2020

Kolossus20:
OP what is the impact of that wood before the block, will humans also use the wood after wearing the vest? Thanks

You deserve a knock, walahi grin

I don laugh tire here grin

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Nairaland General › Re: One Of The World's Strongest BodyArmour Tried With A 50cal Bullet From 20m(Pic) by decatalyst(m): 7:30pm On Jun 25, 2020

Edopesin:
So the bullet will still shift somebody's organs on impact

Ah! I wonder what you take 50 caliber bullet to mean! It is even fired from a 50caliber sniper rifle! shocked

Bros, impact on any where that vest is covering at that meters (20meters) may result in fatal injuries or even death.

Health › Re: China: Man's Bladder Explodes, Fell Asleep For 18 Hrs After Drinking Excess Beer by decatalyst(m): 6:38pm On Jun 25, 2020

Lxgking:
he went into acute urinary retention, Google it , some other simple things that can cause it is, waiting(holding in ur urine while on a looong journey)

You people just have the habit of saying "google it". I doubt you people read or understand what google brings sef.

The bold part is an intentional act. Do you drink? If no, then you can't understand the angle this suspicion is coming from.

Someone that is drunk, half or less conscious of himself or environment would naturally pee anywhere, even if nah pot of soup dey open, a drunk person go see am as toilet. So getting that high and sleeping for hrs...without peeing raises suspicion.

Person wey dey drunk on Stout sef dey mess up everywhere with pee and poo, not to talk of their drink that is like water mixed with ethanol! undecided

Health › Re: China: Man's Bladder Explodes, Fell Asleep For 18 Hrs After Drinking Excess Beer by decatalyst(m): 10:00pm On Jun 24, 2020*

Something is not right.

What happens to peeing on his body, even in his sleep? Abi the Wall gecko these guys eat don block that function?

Forget the alcohol suppression of a thing...nah something else lead to it.

Lxgking:
he went into acute urinary retention, Google it , some other simple things that can cause it is, waiting(holding in ur urine while on a looong journey)

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Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by decatalyst(m): 8:41pm On Jun 24, 2020

saydfact:
Sir,
Rather than strike out my opinion (next time) share yours and let the OP decide which to take.

1. Building Length approx 20m, width approx 10m = volume of floor = 30m3 @ 40k / m3 = 1.2m (labour and material inclusive, rebar measured separately.

2. Approx length of ground beam = 100m, height 1.2m and thickness = 0.225mm = 27m3 = 1.08m (ditto)

3. Approx tonnage of rebar = 3.5T @ 200k = 700k + labour @ 25k per tonne = 90k = TOTAL 790K

4. Carpenter labour = 120k approx

5. lets allow 150 planks of 1by12 and a few 2x2 = 240k

ADD ALL = N3,430,000:00K

I also added that allow 1m for filling

TOTAL = 4.4Million

whatever his miscellaneous is wasn't my concern....

NOW, I'LL ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION YOU ASKED ME:

What parameters did you use. TO GET 6M...

CC: mssiah:

i-say-d-fact
(OP only gets more accurate result if he shares his Structural drawings for height of ground beam and Rebars used)

Good evening.

Sorry, I need someone that can assist with Architectural drawing of a 3bed in IBADAN It is important the person is in IBADAN because I would like the person to see the existing structure (window level) first.

Please quote or send me a PM. Thanks

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Politics › Re: African Development Bank Ranks 4th On Global Index Of Transparency by decatalyst(m): 4:23pm On Jun 24, 2020

Yet, Donald Trump wants the head of the bank on platter of gold.

Autos › Re: Please who can explain this by decatalyst(m): 9:59am On Jun 24, 2020

See Nairaland topic

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Celebrities › Re: Gorgeous Instagram Model Shares Her Powerful Story As She Graduates by decatalyst(m): 9:53am On Jun 24, 2020

I like the way she aptly described herself "b!tch"! From all indications, she is right.

Nairaland General › Re: I Saw This Note In My Email. What Is This? by decatalyst(m): 10:21pm On Jun 23, 2020

The first three lines of the letter should be enough to scare you.

Abi your long lost family is a billionaire ni.

Run with and for your life!!!! grin

Celebrities › Re: . by decatalyst(m): 10:12pm On Jun 23, 2020

Madness!

I am shocked than BuBu

Crime › Re: Young Lady Commits Suicide Because Her Rich Boyfriend Dumped Her (graphic Photo) by decatalyst(m): 7:09pm On Jun 23, 2020

XXXXTENTACION:
We are not doomed they is still hope for the future. Be an optimist.

Ok oo. I really hope things change for the better.

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