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RomanceRe: by decatalyst(m): 7:07pm On Jun 23, 2020
hgnbello:
Haha.
Dats Opera Mini Work Oooh.
Bt Looks Like Dey Knw U Ni?

I Do C Advert Too Bt Mine Is Normally Abt Sport Or Bet.
Don't mind the Op. He is not letting us know the details of what he is really into in the last few weeks. grin

The cookies on your phone is giving you out!
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: FG Gives Fresh Updates On School Resumptions, Warns Makinde, Other by decatalyst(m): 7:03pm On Jun 23, 2020
abobote:
You said under the constitution, the Governors are responsible for States and you are still issuing warning to a state Governor
And what is the federal government responsible for?
RomanceRe: What Was That Wonderful Thing A Friend Did For You? Come And Share Your Stories by decatalyst(m): 7:00pm On Jun 23, 2020
ashewoboy:
she helped me ease konjicheesy. sweet girl.
That's FWB!

CrimeRe: Young Lady Commits Suicide Because Her Rich Boyfriend Dumped Her (graphic Photo) by decatalyst(m): 5:04pm On Jun 23, 2020
XXXXTENTACION:
But sha you dey among those youths na undecided



abi you be old man huh
Yes I agree. And that's why I know we are doomed as a Nation!
Jokes EtcRe: If You Think Your Children Are Frustrating You, You Need To See These Photos by decatalyst(m): 4:58pm On Jun 23, 2020
Bruno3000:
They should count themselves lucky they do not hv Nigerian parents... grin
Chai! They would wish they were never given birth to grin

CrimeRe: Young Lady Commits Suicide Because Her Rich Boyfriend Dumped Her (graphic Photo) by decatalyst(m): 4:53pm On Jun 23, 2020
Nah the mama and papa I pity.



Most of our youth major in irrelevants.
PoliticsRe: Why ECOWAS Endorsed Okonjo-iweala For WTO Post- Foreign Affairs Ministry by decatalyst(m): 7:52pm On Jun 22, 2020
IduNaOba:
Igbo to the world.
But you people still forget that she needed the nomination of a certain "zoo" in order to stand a chance of being elected for the position.

You people can be funny sha grin
PoliticsRe: Why ECOWAS Endorsed Okonjo-iweala For WTO Post- Foreign Affairs Ministry by decatalyst(m): 7:50pm On Jun 22, 2020
SmartProf:
A fantastic brand does not need any advertisement to sell itself and ECOWAS knows this. Her records are superb and she is a fantastic world economist and a global citizen. Let me stop here else I would need some extra sheets to eulogize her
CrimeRe: Marital Infidelity: Husband Stabs Wife To Death, Commits Suicide In Lekki by decatalyst(m): 11:11am On Jun 22, 2020
What is really going onhuh


We need to pay attention to mental health in Nigeria.
SportsRe: Crouch Slams Arsenal Chiefs Over Saka’s Contract Situation by decatalyst(m): 10:50am On Jun 22, 2020
Arsenal as a football club is a shame!


The fans are also hopelessly believing in a magical turnaround grin
Foreign AffairsRe: See Saudi Arabia Prince Who Has Been Sleeping For 14 Years In Coma. by decatalyst(m): 10:31am On Jun 22, 2020
maynia:
.that girl that was raped and killed in a church had Jesus, what happened?
Ask Google, please!
RomanceRe: Can You Remember This Kid From Way Back.? (pic) by decatalyst(m): 10:30am On Jun 22, 2020
She an angel living amongst humans.


Such a cute baby
BusinessRe: My Conversation With A likely Scammer by decatalyst(m): 7:27am On Jun 22, 2020
ModestGal:
I receive lots of messages from scammers, and within yesterday and today, I have blocked more than 10people from Nairaland who claimed they want physical Training for my Social Media and Graphics services, some would even offer to pay double the amount if I can meet with them physically.
Girls who are entrepreneurs, please you need to be careful and wise. Don't be greedy as well, as some would even pay half the service fee, just to convince you. Please, kindly return their half payments if they change the agreement of the services you want to render. This means,don't spend the money until you have finished the job, this is what I do and it has really helped me to treat the fuckups of some funny clients.

So yesterday this guy chatted me up for graphics designing, and I asked what is his Nairaland monicker, he claimed he is , I said ok and asked him to quote me on Nairaland, and to my surprise, he said he made a mistake, that he is kenyking1234, I still requested he quoted me, but since then, I'm yet to hear anything from him

I'm wondering how one would forget their monickers and mistakenly mention that of someone else
Or is he your brother @?

Please if you need my digital services, i mean Social Media and Graphics designing, kindly note that I would ask you to quote me on Nairaland or tell me your monicker here, so please try to remember your monicker before chatting me up.
I stopped patronizing people on Nairaland already. I have been a victim...and seun didn't help either.

So, the wise decision is to just cancel business dealings...!
CrimeRe: Man Kills His Son And Daughter In Anambra While They Were Sleeping (Graphic) by decatalyst(m):
Jabioro:
The negatives effect of failed money ritual..The amok will take turn on him..watchout..even in the cell
I don laugh tire here grin grin

Did you take time to check the meaning of "amok"? Especially as used in this sentence and context?

Foreign AffairsRe: See Saudi Arabia Prince Who Has Been Sleeping For 14 Years In Coma. by decatalyst(m): 3:10pm On Jun 21, 2020
Ugaboy:
see defination of love and support...GOD Will surely return to him live again.
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY
The two main things one need to live a happy long life, after Jesus.
RomanceRe: Never Try Doggystyle With A Bald Girl by decatalyst(m): 3:07pm On Jun 21, 2020
SultanOfAbia:
U don learn new English word today
We no go hear word again. Senile kee u dia
Ode
RomanceRe: Never Try Doggystyle With A Bald Girl by decatalyst(m): 11:32am On Jun 21, 2020
SultanOfAbia:
E be like say head dey pain you abi?
You are senile!
RomanceRe: If Love Is A Road, Where Will It End? by decatalyst(m): 10:43pm On Jun 20, 2020
Tadeknkeepcalm:
In tears.

CrimeRe: Share OMG Robbery Experiences You Witnessed by decatalyst(m):
chatinent:
I cannot forget in a hurry my gray experience. Years back, my dad had a fatal accident -- a scenario where a tiper truck ran him over, literally climbing and smashing his then Peagout 404 to nothing and he was in the driver's seat. While looking to save his life, some Lagos robbers still came to a dying man and robbed us all valuables (phones and otherwise) and left. We felt we had lost him but he escaped death by hair's breath. Many reasons I don't feel remorse for these thieves when they are brought to 'jungle' book.
Wow! I am so happy to read the part that says he escaped death. God is great and good in all circumstances.

You see, the day it dawn on me that we have lost our humanity and our enviable communal qualities, was the day I went to the Mall and somehow, my car battery got drained. Started looking for JumpStart cable after someone gave me his car to use...finally met a cab guy, he said he was going to collect #1,000 to use the cable for less than 2min! This dude later collected #500. I just shake my head and concluded that we have lost it!

I don't pity people when bad things happen to them or they lack help. These things has a way of coming back to hunt.
RomanceRe: Never Try Doggystyle With A Bald Girl by decatalyst(m): 8:40pm On Jun 20, 2020
You are obviously sick!


And you had to upload random people's picture to buttress your senseless assumption?

Your kind should be sued/locked up. You are having premarital sex and you are "proud" to come to a public forum to talk about it? We have thrown our moral values to the bin. Sad undecided
SportsRe: Roy Keane Says De Gea And Maguire Shouldn't Join Team Bus After Drawing Spurs by decatalyst(m): 4:23pm On Jun 20, 2020
logon599:
David De Gea has a lot of mistakes in him but in my opinion is still one of the best GKs in the world and he proved it immediately after the goal by making the save of the match, the kind of save no other keeper but De Gea would make. I'd still pick him if given the chance.

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Where are you based?
RomanceRe: My Married Ex Is Bent On Sleeping With Me! by decatalyst(m): 1:36pm On Jun 20, 2020
Oga, CUT ALL TIES with that evil woman.


If she leaves her husband thereafter, you are not the cause. Her husband simply failed to take grip of his family.

Again, what are you doing with 6 girls? Are you their breadwinner? grin And you will go ahead and break the heart of 5 at a time? You are heartless oooooooo.


Please don't give in to the request of that woman o. Flee

SportsRe: Meet The Pretty Athlete Who Is Also A World Class Weight Lifter by decatalyst(m): 1:32pm On Jun 20, 2020
Beautiful lady with a goal.
FamilyRe: My Girl Just Delivered A Bouncing Baby Boy, Congrats To Me - Photos by decatalyst(m):
Congratulations to your woman.


But have you resolved to be having children outside wedlock? I am just curious.

If your child collect Belle or give somebody Belle, I hope you will understand.

Christianity EtcRe: I Have Made Up My Mind To Leave Religion, It's Not Worth It. by decatalyst(m): 10:16pm On Jun 19, 2020
Righteousness89:
Outside JESUS Christ! I am empty and dead!

I have no life outside my MASTER

I am sooo happy bro!

So happy!

It's the Joy of Salvation that makes be here for you!
Don't him. He doesn't understand.

Holy Spirit with arrest his mind.
RomanceRe: Mercy Eke, Kim Oprah, Venita, And Diane Flaunt Their Bikini Bodies On Instagram by decatalyst(m): 5:37pm On Jun 19, 2020
Bend down select.


Please, the commodities on ground are buy one get one free.



Thank you.
RomanceRe: My Girl That Broke Up With Me Months Ago Wants Me Back Now by decatalyst(m): 9:16pm On Jun 18, 2020
Samlix2f:
If u had something meaningful to do with ur card u won't be quoting this... Ur brain is upside-down
I agree. But you do not having anything in your skull at all.
HealthRe: Coronavirus: Azadus Shares His Experience After Recovering From COVID-19 by decatalyst(m): 10:24am On Jun 18, 2020
Taywon:
They won't still believe bro
Who has been destined to die wouldn't still believe.


But the most interesting thing is that, a few minutes before they bite the dust, a cloud of "regret/I wish" would envelope them, it would have been too late to mend.

May we not be in a situation that would make us regret throwing caution to the wind.
RomanceRe: My Girl That Broke Up With Me Months Ago Wants Me Back Now by decatalyst(m): 8:52am On Jun 18, 2020
CokeBar:
Since it is mission impossible, what other advice do you need?
I wonder what he wanted from us on...


Maybe he thought we don't have any meaningful things on our cards to handle. So, he decided to give us a bit of his gibberish. undecided

Nairaland is a shadow of itself.

RomanceRe: My Daughter Got A Cute Smile - Photos by decatalyst(m):
Airforce1:
So proud of myself for proving stupid haters wrong .

Yes! I be bad boy for outside but responsible dad to my beautiful daughter .

It is too late to fail amen.
We are too loaded to be empty , Amen.
Sorry to say, your daughter is growing and growing so beautiful but you have refused to grow up, mate!

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