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Romance › Re: Kanayo O Kanayo And Stella Damasus Throwback Photo by decatalyst(m): 7:04am On Jun 03, 2020*

Kriss216:
Guess what's on his mind.

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He is like "with your bright skin and round eyes, my money will be bright, shine and round the whole earth" grin

Money RITUAL was and is in his mind! New living in bondage even confirmed it grin

This man brings fear to our TV screen grin

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Romance › Re: Are Nigerian Girls Really This Lazy And Dull? by decatalyst(m): 5:42pm On Jun 02, 2020

naturalwaves:
Ghagaun!!!!

See pot calling kettle black

I think it is your own IQ that is very low. This was not what the OP asked the lady to do. The OP gave his age in days and expected that the said lady could get the year equivalent but she could not do that. He did not ask her to calculate his days on earth to get number of years. Do not misquote people. Your action shows you have a very low IQ. Moreover,I do not think there is anything bad in what he did. It may be just for fun or game.

Or

I do not think you understand what "emotional intelligence" is.

You must be senile!

Education › Re: Aerial Pictures Of The Obafemi Awolowo University (great Ife) by decatalyst(m): 9:11pm On Jun 01, 2020

traihit:
To think that setting up of OAU was done by Nigerians and to see that its aesthetic beauty can stand with any international university is enough reason to bekubel that there is nothing we can't achieve if we decide to get things right.

Yes setting up was done by Nigerians but not built by Nigerians, at least most of the buildings were built by foreigners. The Lebanese and Israeli did wonderful jobs!

Crime › Re: More Brutality: 3 White Cops Pin Black Man Down While Police Dog maul Him by decatalyst(m): 6:02pm On Jun 01, 2020

Geez!

This is frightening!

Why are these white racist feel threatened? Why?

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Romance › Re: Are Nigerian Girls Really This Lazy And Dull? by decatalyst(m): 5:08pm On Jun 01, 2020

Goalnaldo:
just to test her IQ and she failed

Even your IQ low.

If it was that high as you implied or just above average, you wouldn't ask a girl that told you her hubby is twerking to calculate your days on earth to get the number of years you have spent on planet earth.

Or

Let's say you are not emotionally intelligent at all!

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Romance › Re: If You Don't Know How To Start A Conversation With A Fine Girl Use This Tricks. by decatalyst(m): 4:57pm On Jun 01, 2020

Sundrus:
Lolz this op still dey learn work him say na touch & admire her hair. U never see werey girl way go register u better slap for face

The slap go be like blow.

Op, better go find better job before you are tagged a molester

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Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by decatalyst(m): 10:14pm On May 31, 2020

Billiebaba:
Boss, if it's a 2zr fe engine is it ok to use 5w-30 too even though the recommended one is 5w-20

Hello baba, which Castro oil will you recommend for BMW E60 with M54 engine?

Health › Re: The Health Benefits Of Rabbit Meat To The Human Sex Organ And Body System by decatalyst(m): 10:08pm On May 31, 2020

donbachi:
I was looking out for

55g(60%) manpower.

Politics › Re: Sergeant At Arm Of Nasarawa State Assembly Dies by decatalyst(m): 9:56pm On May 31, 2020

meetme01:
At 69yrs.still carrying mace. What happened to the 60yrs retirement age?

We need to restart Nigeria.

Nah hard reset we need to do.

Make all of us just vacate, make dem fumigate the country. grin

Crime › Re: Miami Police Laid Down Their Weapons And Asked Protesters For Forgiveness. by decatalyst(m): 8:45pm On May 31, 2020

Well, they needed to do that to be safe, to be able to walk on the street.

Their homes and families must have been living in palpable fear. They just need to try to calm things down quickly.

Crime › Re: Nude Photos: 19-year-old Plotting To Blackmail Salawa Abeni Arrested by decatalyst(m): 8:38pm On May 31, 2020

otipoju:
Mumu man...you threw away the sim card of a line that you registered.

Don't mind him.

19 year old already having a criminal record, already having the mind to extort for money, already planning to ride Benz!

These young chaps think life is a bed of roses and you just have to get to the roses quick and lay on it.

He could have been assassinated by the clique of the person he wanted to blackmail.

Pets › Re: Can Dogs Eat Spaghetti Or Pasta by decatalyst(m): 12:56pm On May 31, 2020

HalaHala:
Can dogs eat spaghetti or pasta ?

They love it! Get dogs noodles too. Always had chicken liver or meat/chicken to it

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Family › Re: 5 Movies You Shouldn't Allow Your Children Watch by decatalyst(m): 12:49pm On May 31, 2020

Amanee:
I need to watch this Spartacus

I hope it's interesting

Very interesting...thats if you don't mind blood too

Education › Re: How Did You Know About Nairaland? Share With Us. by decatalyst(m): 7:40am On May 31, 2020

Denique:
Google directory...and the info I got that day was quite helpful.

Remained a guest for some years before signing up

I think same here. I remember everything I searched about "job vacancies in Nigeria" always brings me to the forum. Though I hated the outlook of the forum then.

It wasn't fine, but it had the finest of men, Ideas, topics and information.

But look at the forum today, the outlook is better but the content and good sensible men are almost all gone!

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Crime › Re: See Protests For The Murder Of George Floyd (pics) by decatalyst(m): 11:06pm On May 30, 2020

benuejosh:
The end to racism has really started. This is the beginning of the end.

Nah today? undecided

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Crime › Re: See Protests For The Murder Of George Floyd (pics) by decatalyst(m): 10:58pm On May 30, 2020

This is spreading like wide fire.

Thank God is it not a religious one, some demented idiots up North in Nigeria would have been burning flags, people and properties, whereas certain group of resourceful future leaders where kidnapped, no protest or holding the government accountable. undecided

A certain MURIC would have issued press release, threatening fire and brimstone.

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Car Talk › Re: Innoson Sets To Start Production Of Fighter Jets For NAF by decatalyst(m): 10:10pm On May 30, 2020

AllenSpencer:

Real or toy fighter jets?

Mod`s should please move to jokes section.

Misleading topic! Spare-part production

It has to be prototypes or better still, parts and equipment.

Nah the Op dey mix everything up.

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Crime › Re: My Neighbor "Mistakenly" Damaged My Properties But Refuses To Tak Responsibility by decatalyst(m): 8:39pm On May 30, 2020

Afroban:
Higher than 400k in purchase price. I bought them new. I really love living with my neighbors in peace but this loss is really hard for me to bear.

This is heartbreaking...to read.

In this hard time, someone was indirectly responsible for this and he is still yearning dust?

If to say to pay evil with evil no good, nah to go repair all, wait for three months and put two direct lines on his meter when the light is gone and wait for groans of agony. undecided

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Romance › Re: Lady Teams Up With Her Friends To Damage Boyfriend’s Car Windscreen For Cheating by decatalyst(m): 1:06pm On May 30, 2020

FeliciaOja:
This is Domestic Abuse

you will still see some slow pokes come out and defend her..

I will sue every living thing in her family!

Do you know why she acts this way?

[b]The boy is the only hope of her future! [/b]These sets of women are dependent, lazy and have no dream to pursue in life order than get married, collect monthly stipend, paint face, go to functions and brag about what their man have, but never about what they themselves or their family posses.

We need to start mental evaluation of people in Nigeria (both make and female) because, only a mentally deranged individual will act this way!

Nairaland General › Re: Two Beautiful Grasscutters Killed By Two Young Labourers by decatalyst(m): 1:04pm On May 30, 2020

Amotolongbo:
Those are juvenile Pouched rats, “Okete” in Yoruba language.

Not a grass cutter sir.

You dey mind him?

Poverty induced killing. Make una sha no add to what the world is experiencing right now.

Computers › Re: Thread closed by decatalyst(m): 5:04pm On May 29, 2020*

[quote author=chycco
After some thoughts, I did as he demanded. Immediately they got connected on phone, they started shouting and threatening each other.
Now am a bit scared, I know my boss very well, he's very very influential and hot tempered.
As I type this right now, I swear I don't know what to do .[/quote]Abi you done over collect money from your boss than you actually used? undecided

Because I don't see any reason why you should be scared.

The matter nah "hard men" go fit settle am, lemme goan continue with the one i am settling grin

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Health › Re: Can Someone Please Help Me With The Interpretation Of This Test Result by decatalyst(m): 3:13pm On May 29, 2020

chatinent:

In bet terms, it means over 4.4.

Oshey bet master.

Family › Re: When Your In-laws Are Not Happy Over The Arrival Your New Born Baby by decatalyst(m): 1:59pm On May 29, 2020

SweetCunt97:
Simply call him and congratulate him. Life is easy.

Sweetcunt97 making sweet peaceful comment.

Impressive grin

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Crime › Re: Suspected Cultist Mobbed By Rival, Dies Before Reaching Out To Pregnant Wife by decatalyst(m): 6:57am On May 29, 2020

If the narrative is true, I have no RIP to give!

They should keep canceling either other!

Celebrities › Re: Meet Usman Shagari, Handsome Granson Of Shehu Shagari by decatalyst(m): 9:16pm On May 28, 2020

Very handsome dude.

Op, just put some Nairaland girls into wishful thinking, they will be licking their phone screen already. grin

They are already making up to even read the post in detail grin

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Romance › Re: Ethiopian Men From Bodi Tribe Shares Unclad Photos As They Show Off Their Fatnes by decatalyst(m): 5:57pm On May 28, 2020

When is the expected delivery date please?

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Crime › Re: Aiye Cult Declares National War Against Eiye Cult In Lagos And Ogun State!!! by decatalyst(m): 11:44am On May 28, 2020

Pathokpo:
I have no problem with them killing themselves as long as it does not affect the innocent public

Yes o.

They should wipe themselves out to cut food, job and life insecurity.

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Sports › Re: Angry Female Footballer Nearly Beheaded Her More Skilful Opponent by decatalyst(m): 11:38am On May 28, 2020

Wow!

We don't need this kind of lady in the beautiful sport called football.

She almost killed that lady.

Crime › Re: Boy Engages In Physical Fight With His Father For Not Giving Him Money For Food by decatalyst(m): 7:35am On May 28, 2020

Dysfunctional family being tormented by poverty. undecided

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Christianity Etc › Re: After Revealing How Pastor Kumuyi Ruined My Childhood My Inbox Is Filled With Th by decatalyst(m): 7:32am On May 28, 2020

DonBenny77:
I tell you especially their national camp meeting you go bleep tire, hoes is head gears and "Mary amaka" skirts

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