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CrimeRe: Police Torture Man To Death Over Friend’s Offence, Detain Corpse by decatalyst(m): 7:28am On May 28, 2020
What a useless country!

See the stress the family was made to go through cry

Whoever has a hand in this matter will die a miserable death!

How many amen to this?
CrimeRe: Jailed Nigerian Freed, Gets $10m Compensation by decatalyst(m): 7:23am On May 28, 2020
15 years for a crime he did not commit!


Chai! Justice system anywhere in the world, so far it is being administered by mortal men, can never be perfect.

May God always fight our battles. Amen
RomanceRe: My Married Ex Appears To Me In My Dreams by decatalyst(m): 10:42pm On May 27, 2020
Poverty and malaria combined is a terrible sickness that can cause many things

Op, they need to fumigate your surroundings first, so that you can have smooth and deep sleep.


You are married now, please don't ruin another person's joy, peace and happiness.

CelebritiesRe: “Don’t Be Unfortunate” - Linda Ikeji Tells Zlatan Ibile Over Comment On IG. Pics by decatalyst(m): 5:30pm On May 27, 2020
Adding respect to the savage reply makes it a respectful insult! grin

CareerRe: Top 10 Most Famous Dancers Of All Time! by decatalyst(m): 5:06pm On May 27, 2020
It just has to be Michael "wacko" Jackson!

Christianity EtcRe: What Would You Do In Such A Situation? by decatalyst(m): 3:13pm On May 27, 2020
Benbisco:
*DEBATE OF THE DAY!!!*

You are a youth leader in a church. One Sunday morning, before the arrival of the pastor, a stranger finds you in the church and gives you a sealed carton of noodles for the pastor and a sum of #20,000 for yourself.

When the pastor arrived and you updated him, he refused to believe you. He says it is inconceivable that someone will donate a carton of noodles to him the pastor, and then give you #20,000. So he collected the #20,000 and gave you the noodles.

Once at home, you opened the package and realized that the content is not just noodles but also concealed, a well-counted sum of a million naira.

What will you dohuh�️
Stop asking nonsense questions, you are not a toddler!

Car TalkRe: "The Car Is Worth 100m, The Cloth Is 15k A Yard", Young Northerner Brags by decatalyst(m): 7:53pm On May 26, 2020
chatinent:
Young, dumb and rich.
Khalid song comes to mind grin
Car TalkRe: "The Car Is Worth 100m, The Cloth Is 15k A Yard", Young Northerner Brags by decatalyst(m): 7:52pm On May 26, 2020
nairavsdollars:
What's the monkey sayinghuh?
Handsome monkey you mean to say

CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Lady Barber Her Head To Last Skin As She Show Off Her Beauty. PHOTOS by decatalyst(m): 6:18pm On May 26, 2020
xxxtedyxxx:
coconut still better. At least, it seems uniform from all sides.

Your head wey oblong like Mango nko?grin
From the right, his head be like about to spoil paw paw grin
CrimeRe: Photos : Lady In Tears As Lagos Police Officers Brutally Assault Her Husband by decatalyst(m): 6:10pm On May 26, 2020
Officialgarri:
I might be wrong, but the so called husband's dressing looks like that of someone who resisted arrest and had some scuffles with the police men.

Almost everyone hates the police, but one should never resist arrest anywhere in the world.
The rules below will help in all situations or circumstances.

Rule 1. Never argue with the man with a gun, be it a police officer, criminal, hunter, trainer or whoever! Dead man don't narrate what happened.

Rule 2. Never argue with a woman. Don't ask me why, but don't ever argue with a woman. It saves time...time it the most precious gift in the world. Save your time!

Rule 3. Never argue with a drunk person. When the liquor vanishes, you can table your points. That way, you get another chance to live.
PoliticsRe: Ogoni Women Protest Half-naked For Release Manager Of Demolished Hotel (photos) by decatalyst(m): 6:02pm On May 26, 2020
What is it with 'protesting naked' by this women?


Heat dey do them down there? undecided

PoliticsRe: Is This D Meaning Of All Animals Are Equal Bt Some Are More Equal Then Others? by decatalyst(m): 12:39pm On May 26, 2020
bigiyaro:
maybe when you get to Baba's age you will know.
Exactly!

You can not know how it feels till you are in the same shoes.
CrimeRe: Octogenarian Ex-ibc Director-general Stabs Wife To Death by decatalyst(m): 12:38pm On May 26, 2020
Evablizin:
After so many years of marriage. God let my village people's evil plans against me and my family continue to fail. AMEN.
Amen
CrimeRe: Octogenarian Ex-ibc Director-general Stabs Wife To Death by decatalyst(m): 8:00am On May 26, 2020
So village people still later succeeded in the marriage cry

RomanceRe: Long Distance Relationship: How To Make It Work by decatalyst(m): 7:46pm On May 25, 2020
PappiG:
Create and have virtual sex... Very critical .

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Has This Ever Happened To You? by decatalyst(m): 7:32pm On May 25, 2020
CsRockefeller:
Initially, I didn't tell her I work with the said company and that we work within the same building, when she got the job, she told me and thanked me. Surprisingly, we met on Saturday for the first time in 3 years, she said sth about me loosing weight and all, it was a weekend and I was dressed in my casual. She left later without telling me, and hasn't chatted me up since Saturday.

I'm even planning on resigning this weekend but I'm really disappointed at her behaviour towards me. It's not like in school I was a big boy with a killer swag, I'm just a simple guy, money never dey to form big boy, she isn't a big gal neither, just a church girl in school, so why is she trying to form on a job I recommended her for?
Op, instead of you getting pissed at a perceived ignore from her, why not look at it from this angle.

1. You have done your part and she has appreciated you (thanked you), that should be it. If you really do not expect something else from her.

2. Are you married or in a serious relationship? If not, would you reconsider the bolded part up there? Women have a way of passing across messages... You may need to start paying attention to yourself...especially your dressing and general physical well-being. If you are not in a serious relationship,this may be a pointer to what you need to do right in order to attract 'the one' for up.

3. You never know if she has interest in you o wink
RomanceRe: . by decatalyst(m): 7:26pm On May 25, 2020
Eyah


Shebi when u were snapping the birthday pictures last year, we told you nah express you dey go grin grin

CrimeRe: How Do I Report My Neighbors by decatalyst(m): 4:47pm On May 25, 2020
GreaterFuture1:
He and His wife are holding a large naming ceremony, and I believe this Is Wrong in this COVID-19 Situation we are in. He is still Owing rent and Has a huge Nepa Bill debt he hasn't paid just to mention a few.
People like you are full of envy and very vindictive. It is obvious that you are jealous of the neighbor, at least going by the bolded part of your piece.

This is bad and I doubt you would have time to focus on your own life due to the spirit of envy and jealous that is in you.

Nothing is bad in calling your neighbor and discuss the best way to go about the celebration in order to ensure the safety of the attendees and peace of everybody

But your reporting is based on the intention of not seeing your neighbor happy and your utter distaste of his 'progess' that you subconsciously imagine.

Even small pikin wey never know anything, u don dey beaf am cry chai! This life ehn

NYSCRe: My Nysc Experience In The North by decatalyst(m): 4:32pm On May 25, 2020
DanseMacabre:
E too long for one post oooooo
I just discovered a way to hide something from you even when I give you the thing. grin

Lazy literate graduate.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Woman’s Family Add Face Masks, Hand Sanitizers, As Part Of Marriage List by decatalyst(m): 2:32pm On May 25, 2020

This is an impoverished family.

I will jakpa straight!

TravelRe: Zimbabweans React To Nigerian High-Speed Train by decatalyst(m):
Enoch07:
make we tell them?
Please no loud am grin



PS: Did you notice the one that was doing analysis of how the population cannot sustain the development? grin

So, the tiny European countries using bullet trains went to rent people abi?

There is a fundamental error in the way most of we Africans think, and that is why the political class are able to do whatever they like with our resources.

PoliticsRe: Buhari: We Don’t Have Any Money To Import Food, Farmers Should Start Producing by decatalyst(m): 9:47am On May 25, 2020
Yeye dey smell.


Nah now una know say farmers and farming is important? When una dey siphon the oil proceeds, una no know abi. Farmers and farming then was dirty and doesn't bring sharp sharp money for una abi.


Nah hunger go kill una!
RomanceRe: I She Just Playing Hard To Get,or Is There Something Else? by decatalyst(m): 8:48pm On May 24, 2020
Theconglomerate:
So I met this girl a while back while I visited my alma mater for some reasons.
So I saw her walking and it was windy and trying to rain.
I pulled over and offered a lift to wherever she was going.
She politely declined and continued walking.
So I parked and joined her trekking.
We talked,laughed a little while I walked her to her destination.
So when I got there,it started raining she laughed and asked me how I was gonna get back and I told her not to worry that I will find my way.
So I asked for her number and she said she wasnt gonna give me on that day but I should come by another time by her class and she will give me the next time we see.she just gave me her name and class.
I said okay and left undecided
Then I went there after some days but looked for her and couldn't find her,asked around,then I met 2 girls that know her and I made them call her on the pretext that I was her cousin that just got to town and want to say hi but I lost my phone so I couldn't call her.
So they did call her and passed the phone to me,we talked and laughed and had a good time on phone and I asked if it was okay for me to get her number from her friends and she said okay so I took it.
Only for me to get home and call her and she started ranting on phone that how low could i go to the point of having to lie that I am a relative of hers to her friends.
I told her they wouldn't have called her If I told them who I was but she was having non of it.
So she says we can't be whatever no more and blocked me on all platforms and hangs up whenever she finds out I am the one calling undecided
So I am wondering,could that simple lie be the reason for her sudden strange behaviour or perhaps those friends of hers told her something else or what?
Because I don't want to believe her strange behaviour is simply because of this reason huh
Don't be a sissy fool!

Started getting pissed from where is bolded up there.

What happens to being in charge? What happens to building up curiosity...let her be puzzled...let her look for you! You lack manly skills! No Offence.

And you still went ahead and call till she got ur ass blocked on all platforms? Damn! These boys ehn undecided
BusinessRe: How I Lost A Business Deal And Ruin My Reputation Just Because.... by decatalyst(m): 6:36pm On May 24, 2020
SpecialAgent:
Lol, you really don't need to fabricate the first part of ur write up to sell the suits you know? grin
I honestly feel like giving him a hot slap!
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Minister Of Communication And New Media Clashes With DG NIDCOM by decatalyst(m): 6:27pm On May 24, 2020
What a shame!


How can two prominent public office holders be engrossed in this public show of shame! This is gross misconduct!

And this is shameful to Nigeria as a whole. This is a new low under this current administration!



Who we offend for Pete sake!
CelebritiesRe: Eminem Named Lil Wayne Verse On Mona Lisa As His Top Five Of All Time by decatalyst(m): 5:21pm On May 24, 2020
Game recognizes game!

Only pretenders and people with alter ego don't see good in anything others do.

The sky is wide enough for everyone to fly.
RomanceRe: Laws Of Military Career That Can Equally Help You In Life by decatalyst(m): 4:23pm On May 24, 2020
tyup:
Nothing will fall man only you cuz u keep quiet when a superior sneeze
To join or stay in the military is not a child's play.

We have too many weaklings in our military already.

RomanceRe: Laws Of Military Career That Can Equally Help You In Life by decatalyst(m): 4:20pm On May 24, 2020
Beautiful points up there, Op

Also, never say NO to your superiors. You can always NO without say NO.
RomanceRe: Naira Marley Reveals What He Will Be Doing After Ramadan, Nigerians React. VIDEO by decatalyst(m): 3:50pm On May 24, 2020
That's what the majority of them will do.


Some even use alcohol break the fast.

We are not surprised. undecided

Next news please

PoliticsRe: Thread On The Snipers Of The Nigerian Army (Pictures) by decatalyst(m):
God bless the Nigeria Army.

Thank you for the sacrifices even when it is so obvious the political class don't have the will to end insurgency and the top brass of the army is profiting from this protracted war.

The end is near. Peace shall raign.

How many likes for our brave soldiers, for the men of valor and balls?
RomanceRe: How I Bleep My Landlord Daughter At Last! by decatalyst(m): 2:27pm On May 24, 2020
rosy1992:
This dream will not become a reality.
He is just one of the many fools that roam on this forum

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