₦airaland Forum

zicoraads:
So you have a chicken as pet?

gaskiyamagana:
Sharap, Shatap!

uuzba:
That one is main road abolishing.
They will still flog houseboy and girl.

Beremx:
Beheading is next to be abolished. Saudi Arabia should get it right once and for all

kiddkash:
so no Alhaji for this year

daddytime:
Maybe na 200k CFA or Zimbabwean Dollar.

Even COVID go see the car halla "Jesus!"

bluefilm:
Taaa

Wild boars wey I dey kill steady on my PS4.

whytediamond:
The dogs have to stay hungry to make a kill.

Even in life, if you lose your hunger for success, it will be hard to accomplish great things.

daddytime:
Interior pics please?

I like the car.

Riele:
The hallway is not wide enough .

hahn:
Virus dey pursue these ones for their family

benefitzte:
Please don't just generalize 'guys in Ibadan', I own BMW cars and am in Ibadan, I have never had cos to take any repair to Lagos b4 I get solutions.
Wish I know the 'guys' you have patronized or at least the areas their workshops are located.

yungboss:
Good Morning, did you change the battery recently? Batteries have to be coded to the car once replaced or removed.
However, locate a module in the spare tyre compartment, plugged somewhere beneath the spare tyre (spare tyre needs to be removed to access). Unplug it and check for corrosion or any kind of water damage.

yungboss:
Good Morning, did you change the battery recently? Batteries have to be coded to the car once replaced or removed.
However, locate a module in the spare tyre compartment, plugged somewhere beneath the spare tyre (spare tyre needs to be removed to access). Unplug it and check for corrosion or any kind of water damage.

GAZZUZZ:
Sure you have a good battery?

drakeskull:
You can post the issues on the BMW thread to get more insights. Forget the head not coded correctly. It doesn't affect anything. It usually occurs when the iDrive screen is replaced and not programmed as it should be.

You're having a parasitic drain, you need a technician to work on your alternator. I have experienced such on my e60 back in the days and a technician fixed it for me in Ibadan. He's around Idi ape side but I don't have his contact at the moment but can get it later today. But post on the BMW thread to get more information https://www.nairaland.com/993645/bmw-owners-forum

drakeskull:
You can post the issues on the BMW thread to get more insights. Forget the head not coded correctly. It doesn't affect anything. It usually occurs when the iDrive screen is replaced and not programmed as it should be.

You're having a parasitic drain, you need a technician to work on your alternator. I have experienced such on my e60 back in the days and a technician fixed it for me in Ibadan. He's around Idi ape side but I don't have his contact at the moment but can get it later today. But post on the BMW thread to get more information https://www.nairaland.com/993645/bmw-owners-forum

tensazangetsu20:
Why would you buy a BMW in a place like ibadan? I am afraid this is a car that you can't own in Nigeria without having DIY skills. The first issue is a parasitic drain. You need a wiring diagram to really solve this and a competent scan tool. As for the headlights, maybe one of the chargers have gone bad. They would have to be inspected.

The E60 aside from the M5 in my experience is really one of the best cars you can own. It's so sad you live in a place with a lot of useless mechanics.

You can get the E60 wiring diagram from all data and you can look up videos on troubleshooting parasitic drain from YouTube. Lemme see the codes gotten from the car.

tolexy007:
I Just mess finish now now, My body con con down

DanseMacabre:
They should quarantine them for two weeks with hard labour.

MARX77:
Permit me to list out a few things

1. From the beginning of the relationship, you have probably given this girl d mindset that if she leaves u, u r done for.

2. Bro, if u use money take open relationship, ready to dey drop money... So all this your expenses here and there na u cos am. Never use money as a means to hold down a woman, they're always in need, and most of them will go for the highest bidder.

3. I don't know who needs to hear this, except the girl na ur wife, never ever let a lady influence decisions that u know can make your life better. NEVER DO THAT. Make decisions to better ur life, Bleep whatever she thinks.

4. Boss, any girl when dey look for consent to marry you don go already. Forget her...

5. You're lucky you passed your exam, you for know afa

6. I can bet my left ass that your lady has someone already promising her the moon and the stars. SHE'S GONE BRO.

MY ADVICE: Brace yourself, retrace your steps and before she drops the bombshell on you,
Break up with her in a very dope way, like stars do, no fight, no insults.

YOUR FUTURE IS BRIGHT MAN, take it from me, ON GOD.

*Drops mic*

Organs:
I will now say it clearly. You have no sense. Also, you obviously have not travelled outside Nigeria, so you rely on your foolish myopic brain for all your world and viewpoint. I am talking based on knowledge of what obtains in places outside Nigeria, and things i know for a fact not what i think or my personal opinion. Now listen and get schooled.

1. Here again, youre going on what you think or opinion. A law enforcement officer can detain you for questioning, not necessarily arrest you. In Nigeria, Police officers stop people to ask them questions and you have to stay until they are done. Yes, if they are wasting your time you can ask to leave and that they you can come to them or they to you at a later time. A police office that sees you as a person of interest can detain you and ask you questions anytime.

2. It is not mandatory to wear facemasks in Nigeria. In the USA, only in California and NY is it mandatory to wear facemask as at today. The policeman is not mandated or required to wear facemask. Nigerians are always looking for excuses not to obey or comply with law enforcement. Yes, agreed, law enforcement folks extort and all, but you should at the very least obey them to even substantiate that.

3. Again, we are the ones that never obeys and we are actually hurting ourselves. That same woman, in Dubai, London, USA, Canada, anywhere else, if a police officer stops her, she will wind her windows down before the officer even asks. If she is so concerned, she can use her own mask, which she herself doesn't have, (just some rag covering on her nose) she can politely ask the officer after complying why he is not using a mask that she is concerned. etc. You are on the road driving, a policeman stops you and you refused to wind down because he doesnt have a mask on!!! Imagine that arrogance and attitude!.

4. Yes, he was not supposed to have jumped on her bonnet agreed, however, she refused to wind down and talk to him, she was driving off and not complying and he now jumped on her bonnet. Yes wrong, however, she made it worse by driving off. I swear, i am angry that the man on the bonnet as well as the FRSC officer did not start with a dirty slap to reset her brain. That is why Nigerians are treated as animals. They simply will not obey and everyone wants to prove they are right.

Conclusively, bros, i might not get a thank you for educating you and making a human being out of your animalistic and defiance tendencies, however learn from this and let me know other ways i can help you improve. You communicate well, it's your attitude and your mumu mindset that needs some work.