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RomanceRe: How To Have The Mumu Button Of People by decatalyst(m): 9:38pm On May 15, 2020
KristaPretty:
So what exactly is your point now?
He is simply confused and lack clear sound judgement to know he is not making sense.

Covid Sha�
FoodRe: The Monkey I Killed Early This Morning by decatalyst(m): 6:51pm On May 15, 2020
Ah!

Do you know you are close to cannibal laidis?

Monkeys are almost like humans...so we can say you ate a "developing" human

CrimeRe: Missing Seven-year-old Girl Found Dead Inside Co-tenants Vehicle by decatalyst(m): 4:41pm On May 15, 2020
Kids can play anywhere and with anything.

Their innocent heart and mind is devoid of sound judgement, since they are still developing.

She was probably playing in the car and the door locked...probably slept in the car or something.


I have just learnt to lock car doors from when parking it. Lesson taken!

May God console the family.

PoliticsRe: Fun Facts About Dogs by decatalyst(m): 4:39pm On May 15, 2020
Interesting indeed.

Dogs are quite interesting to study and watch. Very sensitive and loyal.
RomanceRe: “If Your Boyfriend Does Not Give You N300k Weekly, Break Up With Him” – Lady Say by decatalyst(m): 4:03pm On May 15, 2020
Jayfizzy:
A Nigerian lady identified as Sophiesweet on Instagram has taken to the platform to advise ladies who are currently in a relationship.

Sophiesweet advised ladies to break up with their boyfriends if they do not bless their accounts with N200k to N300k weekly.

According to Sophie, any man who wants to be in a serious relationship should be prepared to spend minimum of N200k weekly in catering for his girlfriend.

She also advised men to stop asking ladies out if they know they are not up to the task. “If you can not give your girlfriend N200k to N300k, then do not date”, Sophie said.

Watch the video: https://www.kinlitemedia.com/2020/05/if-your-boyfriend-does-not-give-you.html?m=1
She doesn't even know the value of 300k sef with that look.

*Runs out of thread*

FamilyRe: Chinese Man Finds Out His Twin Babies Have Two Different Fathers After DNA Test by decatalyst(m): 2:32pm On May 15, 2020
Idiotmod:
After you fear women, fear devil
Two (poron) on the same day
I fear who no fear woman! cry cry

Imagine the trauma this man is going to feel

FamilyRe: Chinese Man Finds Out His Twin Babies Have Two Different Fathers After DNA Test by decatalyst(m): 2:31pm On May 15, 2020
Explorers:
A Chinese man (not the one pictured) is left stunned as he discovered that his infant twins have two fathers, a DNA analyst who conducted the paternity test has revealed. In the file picture above, a father takes a nap with his twins in a shop on August 28, 2006 in Wuhan.


'First, the mother needs to produce two eggs instead of one in the same month [to have twins],' Ms Deng, who is also the director of Beijing Zhongzheng Forensic Identification Centre, explained to China News Weekly.

'Second, she needs to have intercourse with two men in really short space of time to make it possible.

'The results showed that the children have the same mother but not the same father.

They have at least two fathers,' Ms Deng suggested.

Twins being born with different fathers is an extremely rare occurrence known as heteropaternal superfecundation.

Women usually have to have sex with two different men within a day before or after ovulation for both eggs to be fertilised.

RomanceRe: How I Was Manipulated To Leave The Love Of My Life by decatalyst(m):
Your story further lend credence to the fact that women don't genuinely want joy, peace, happy home or good life for themselves.

The jealousy and evil runs really deep. I usually feel pity for most girls walking or moving in groups...i don't even attempt to ask anyone of them out. Those girls most times harbor hate in their heart.

Women's World is just too complicated.
RomanceRe: Footballer Shares Unclad Picture Of A Popular Celebrity by decatalyst(m): 7:22pm On May 13, 2020
Life of a footballer or celebrity is always messy and complicated.


This lady will wait for a while and use this picture to cash up really well.

Tag this act "when fame enter brain"
BusinessRe: COVID-19: Inside A Leatherwear Store After 53 Days Of Lockdown In Malaysia(Pics) by decatalyst(m): 10:10pm On May 12, 2020
Macsjebs:
Wow!
Are those shoes still sellable
Pele...don't worry too much...


Dem go soon send am come Nigeria as grade A tokunbo at worst grin

You go fit "grab your copy"

PoliticsRe: Sowore: Gambari's Role During Abacha's Regime Makes Him Unfit to be COS by decatalyst(m): 9:51pm On May 12, 2020
Drosonogasta:
Hmmm!!!
This wan don start again oo!!
Be rest assured that dem go turn up the volume soon

CelebritiesRe: Emmanuella Samuel's New Height by decatalyst(m): 7:58pm On May 12, 2020
micronut:
Truly the young has grown. Na where adult sit down put, na him small pikin dey take meet am
Hmmmm...wise word (Oro agba) grin


You go talk another one.

BusinessRe: Ikwerre Chairman Shuts Down UBA For Social Distancing Violation (Video) by decatalyst(m): 7:24pm On May 12, 2020
Senseless

Like father (wike) like son (Ikwere LGA)! Iranu undecided



They are just creating a bad impression about Ikwere people.

These ones are just power intoxicated.

Nairaland GeneralRe: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by decatalyst(m): 7:05pm On May 12, 2020
longetivity:
are you soft in bed also??

PetsRe: Luna The Lhasa Has Delivered!!! by decatalyst(m): 5:07pm On May 12, 2020
KenechukwuEdu:
Mating pics
You mean they fvcked in your living room? angry

PoliticsRe: Adefeniku Imole: Governor Akeredolu Meets Young Artist Who Drew His Portrait by decatalyst(m): 5:04pm On May 12, 2020
Sanromeo:
Food for thought: The son of nobody can become somebody without knowing anybody. Some might say that the boy was lucky, but we need to know that luck only work when opportunity meets preparation.

Be Prepared
Key word is bold up there!

Never limit your self to the confines of your wall, the world is a global village and everything can change for the good in a split seconds.

Never give up on yourself even if the whole world seems not to care or expect much from you. Keep working to be better than yesterday, when the time is right, your right audience will have the time to listen to you!

Don't give up!
PoliticsRe: See Hotels Open In Rivers State Despite Lockdown PHOTOS by decatalyst(m): 4:57pm On May 12, 2020
iPrevail:
Op try get small sense na.. You can't compare this tourist attraction to that bungalow Wike demolished na cheesy
Now this is the height of irresponsibility of follower ship. Highly bias and selective.

If he is referred to as "emperor" "tyrant" And "thuggish" you people will start defending.

Dunno who get sense pass between you and bubu supporters undecided
PoliticsRe: See Hotels Open In Rivers State Despite Lockdown PHOTOS by decatalyst(m): 4:54pm On May 12, 2020
GamalNasser:
Maybe Wike is looking for a bulldozer big enough to demolish Presidential hotel
He is working around clock to get the right bulldozer for the job.


He is an hypocrite out on a vendetta mission!

CrimeRe: Man Who Invites Patient Who Died With Covid19 Symptoms, Exposed in Delta(photo). by decatalyst(m): 10:15pm On May 11, 2020
Essential:
Which murder? Covid19?
have u heard of innocence until proofing guilty.
No, I am just hearing of "innocence until proofing guilty"

Half educated illiterate that wants to educate! grin

CrimeRe: Man Who Invites Patient Who Died With Covid19 Symptoms, Exposed in Delta(photo). by decatalyst(m): 9:19pm On May 11, 2020
Essential:
Why handcuff the guy like a criminal? If the woman was the one that invited him to united state and he died of covid19. She will be working freely in over there in U.s. Stupid country and useless police force.
Uncle, he is a suspect of murder! That explains the reason for the cuffs
CrimeRe: Rival Cult Group Ambush Each Other's Member In Edo State by decatalyst(m): 9:34am On May 11, 2020
Kingdollar28:
undecided


Local cultists...


If you ask dem now,dem go tell say Nelson Mandela is rugged ! grin grin
Very dirty lots

CelebritiesRe: Nkechi Blessing & Singer Dotman Thrashed Each Other Online, See What Happened. by decatalyst(m): 7:18am On May 11, 2020
See what not minding one's business has caused??

Aunty was rubbished! "Ogbomosho Angelina Jolie" grin grin



That boy should have taken correction tho

Car TalkRe: BMW Owners' Forum by decatalyst(m): 6:56pm On May 10, 2020
nakoks:
I know one mad electrician in ibadan,he solved same on my Benz,i had to import him to Lagos.his name is Anago .0803 426 2003

That problem can be frustrating so i feel your pain.
Hello, could you help with his address. This number is permanently switched off.
PetsRe: Where Can I Get Chicken Parts In Port Harcourt by decatalyst(m): 6:52pm On May 10, 2020
IamAnderson:
are you serious?
Don't mind the joker, he thought nah dog parts dem dey sell for nairaland.

Nah eim type you go dash dog, e go dey feed am eba and pap grin grin
AutosRe: SOLD: Toyota Previa Manual Without Back Axle Tokunbo #1.25M 08096577304 by decatalyst(m): 6:48pm On May 10, 2020
Estrella366:
continue to delude yourself. UnamIkot.
To you and yours cool
CelebritiesRe: Roland Owualah Involved In Auto Accident In FCT (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 6:47pm On May 10, 2020
akinjojo1234:
Actually I think its 98% grin grin grin grin grin
grin grin
AutosRe: SOLD: Toyota Previa Manual Without Back Axle Tokunbo #1.25M 08096577304 by decatalyst(m): 1:50pm On May 10, 2020
Estrella366:
who go ever dash you up to 1mil in your entire miserable existence? You no go go even fit tif am sef. Olodo for life
You are a compound fool! An ignoramus ranter. grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Roland Owualah Involved In Auto Accident In FCT (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 10:53am On May 10, 2020
Davash222:
Ugly man dey organize Beauty pageanthuh
Someone said 95% of people on nairaland are sick...you are making me believe this grin grin

PoliticsRe: What A Man Saw At The Grave Of Late Chief Of Staff by decatalyst(m): 10:41am On May 10, 2020
We need to know that there is nothing in this world that should motivate us to thrump on others or be inhumane to mankind. We will all die and the lives we affect either positively or negative is what will be remembered of us.

No power in the grave! No protocol in the grave! No nothing in the grave!

Be at peace with all humans and always endeavour to do the right things at all times.

Jesus loves you all.

Cheers!
PhonesRe: Does Sim Card Determine Internet Speed? My Experience by decatalyst(m): 4:30pm On May 09, 2020
edoairways:
Why na ? Which do you suggest I get?
The likes of tecno and infinix ain't bad. Just try to know the kind of BAND your network provider use. You can also know this on your current phone by going to Signal information on the phone wink
PhonesRe: Does Sim Card Determine Internet Speed? My Experience by decatalyst(m): 4:21pm On May 09, 2020
edoairways:
Which brand of phone supports fast 4g speed?
Almost all Samsung phones supports all bands of network.

iPhone supports all. That's why I have respect for the phone. The support of all bands and security authentication level makes it stand out. But I am still not going to buy it! grin I think it is overpriced wink

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