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CrimeRe: Policeman On Bonnet Of Speeding Vehicle Of Lady Who Refused To Stop by decatalyst(m): 11:44pm On Apr 15, 2020
Shugargal:
Hahaha... Just to remind you we have only two goats, Capital GOAT which is Lionel Messi while the other is the small goat.. chai naija
So these ones are nonentity goats! grin grin
CrimeRe: Policeman On Bonnet Of Speeding Vehicle Of Lady Who Refused To Stop by decatalyst(m): 6:48pm On Apr 15, 2020
Jungleluv5:
so if it is your father or someone from your family the lady carry u will say she can commit murder abi norm skull
You must be sterile upstairs!

Simple comprehension of this piece, you can't achieve! Nigeria is really in trouble!
CrimeRe: Civil Defence Officer Kills A Driver In Abia During Lockdown (Graphic Photo) by decatalyst(m):
Ah so guguru defense too dey shoot people? shocked

Police dey harass and kill at will, SARS dey kill and trade body parts, soilders dey molest and destroy people's pride and honor. On top of it, Boko Haram dey come rape us once in a while, and our politicians consistently rape us back and front.

Who did we offend for Pate sake?!!!

Tell me why each critizen shouldn't get something to defend him/herself, property and territory?

CrimeRe: Policeman On Bonnet Of Speeding Vehicle Of Lady Who Refused To Stop by decatalyst(m): 5:21pm On Apr 15, 2020
fairfora:
Yea but we don't have to be as stupid as others are. She didn't want to exhibit same stupidity which was why she didnt overrun him. She did the right thing. Even the stupid ones' lives matter. What the mad did was a criminal offence...an attempted suicide
O agree with you! It is attempted murder, plus bringing the image of the force, including Nigeria ,into mud!
HealthRe: White Tongue After Unprotected Sex: Please Doctors In The House I Need Your Help by decatalyst(m): 5:09pm On Apr 15, 2020
lordm:
They need to check your carburetor, even your crankshaft.


Comes back, clears throat.
Baba we need to drop your engine, the way I dy look am, na express you dy go

RomanceRe: What's That Secret You Are Hiding From The Person You Are Dating Right Now? by decatalyst(m): 11:40am On Apr 13, 2020
tchidi066:
Can't believe the kind of comments I'm reading here, it shows that relationships these days are nothing but sham, you men should continue, one-day you would meet your waterloo, what goes around comes around.
I was stunned to the marrow... I had to forward the link to someone to read too.

Marriages can never last with most of the stuffs I have read so far. Scary to go into relationship!
PetsRe: Dog Lovers, GET IN HERE... (dog Food) by decatalyst(m): 9:43pm On Apr 12, 2020
DaddyMorenike:
it's free sir. Easter Vibes. Please send your bvn details to unlock the goodly bag.
Lol! Like you are talking to some dumb slowpoke?

How does BVN relate to this?
PetsRe: Dog Lovers, GET IN HERE... (dog Food) by decatalyst(m): 8:28pm On Apr 12, 2020
How much par pack?
HealthRe: Medical Equipment Distributed By Emeka Offor To Hospitals In Nigeria (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 7:46pm On Apr 12, 2020
yeyeosoronga:
Many of those banks too donated into the cacovid initiative, perhaps not as much as GTB and Zenith. Check the list I posted up there
Most of them did so through the den of thieves called FG
FamilyRe: Is My Dad Trying To Have An Extramarital Affair? by decatalyst(m): 4:56pm On Apr 12, 2020
Erediauwa:
Your Dad is truly a G.O.A.T.... I mean, Greatest Of All Times. grin


He reminds me of Cristiano Ronaldo who was literally tired of Spain and it's frequent taxation and when the opportunity came, he ran to Italy to prove himself that he's still young at heart.


Your Dad has won so many "balloon D'or" at Spain and he thinks going for the beautiful tailor-made Italian League will offer him a great challenge and motivate him to win another balloon D'or.


Dear Op, you can't stop greatness.
Geez! You are just something else grin
HealthRe: Medical Equipment Distributed By Emeka Offor To Hospitals In Nigeria (Photos) by decatalyst(m):
My God destroy who ever wants to divert these equipments to their own hospitals and for personal use.



May God bless the hand that provided these equipments.


This is what all those useless banks, except GTB, that steal from us and went and give the money to bigger thieves. undecided

Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Tests U.S. Airspace Amidst Lockdown But Intercepted By US.F-22(Pics) by decatalyst(m): 3:33pm On Apr 10, 2020
davide470:
cheesy cheesy

These Russians!!

They tested the UK airspace too and got same resistance.

Anyways, i am sure Putin is just teasing.
Putin is a master game player. He loves to tease and make the opponents aware that he doesn't mind entering war theater anytime.


Make he sha please not destroy what is left of world peace.
PetsRe: Diary of my Caucasian Roscoe by decatalyst(m): 7:45am On Apr 09, 2020
IamAnderson:
thanks for the compliments! wink
you can actually feed your dog cooked bones but you have to be smart about it.
don't feed cooked chicken bones because they can splinter and hurt your pup.
also when feeding cooked bones, make sire it's easily breakable bones you feed your dog.
my method is that any bone I cannot chew and eat by myself I cannot feed it to my dog.
only feed soft bones if you must feed bones.
and excess salt is bad for dogs, I suggest you cut out the eatery waste.
his diet is so good without it and I feel it's better
Thanks man.

Athens must be a specialist in eating bones then. Me sef fear.

What's your assessment of the picture attached?
PetsRe: Diary of my Caucasian Roscoe by decatalyst(m): 11:51pm On Apr 08, 2020
IamAnderson:
[/quote][quote author=IamAnderson post=87930584]lol I can relate
I have to groom Roscoe this evening too
the trick is that if you give the dog a comb down every week, grooming becomes so much easier.
letting it tangle for months before deciding to groom makes it very stressful
I got on your thread today....i read from page one, now I am here. Kudos to you! You are doing well...oin!

From the read, one thing I read from some people commenting is not giving your dog Cooked bones and salt.

Hmmm, maybe I have been doing a wrong thing. Please enlighten me.

I have a boerboel, pix will be attached, his name is Athens, 7 months. I feed him Diamond puppy, left over rice from eatery (obviously salted) can food mix with noodles, milk and raw egg sometimes, and he specifically enjoys crushing and swallowing the bones since he was 4months.

What's your opinion??

Chained him because he broke the door to the cage...destroyed the wire mesh that wasn't properly done.

But he is friendly...i feel he is too friend and plays a lot sometimes sef

PetsRe: My Boerboel At 14 Months by decatalyst(m): 9:05pm On Apr 06, 2020
IamAnderson:
lol what?
Yeah...looks like a brindle cane carso.


Snap the front...the face of the dog
SportsRe: Flashback: How the Eagles landed at Surelere after AFCON 1980 Victory (Pictures) by decatalyst(m): 10:32pm On Apr 05, 2020
Homeboiy:
I did not read this
Lazy yoot!

RomanceRe: A Love Letter To My Awesome Future Husband by decatalyst(m): 11:52pm On Apr 04, 2020
gift2xl:
I love divorcee, my love for them is going Microsoft continually.

FamilyRe: My Ex Collected Money From Me To Celebrate Her Hubby's Birthday by decatalyst(m): 4:50pm On Apr 04, 2020
Mizwisdom:
She takes you as a friend.
Yeah. Your boyfriend too will keep an ex for the suppose of supporting and footing her domestic needs.


Please don't come here and create thread for advise. Ok?
FamilyRe: My Ex Collected Money From Me To Celebrate Her Hubby's Birthday by decatalyst(m): 4:47pm On Apr 04, 2020
kennybabs1980:
She later chatted with me on messenger and informed me that I made the birthday party happen, that she used the money I gave her to organize a surprise party for her hubby.
I was so amazed.
Why did she have to tell me she used the money I gave her for the party?
This is funny! grin

It's a classic case of 'identify your maga', get him to do what you want and rub it in his face grin grin
HealthRe: 20 new Coronavirus cases in Nigeria.Total of 210 confirmed cases, 4 deaths by decatalyst(m): 10:48pm On Apr 03, 2020
rottable:
Why is the figure going up? Drastic measures should be taken to reduce this Corona Virus epidemic. I AM TIRED OF STAYING AT HOME
Don't worry, the 'freedom' you seek, you shall find...it's free all the way.

It's an unusual time around the world and we all need to pay the unusual sacrifice (#StayAtHome #StaySafe), then we can have a chance at defeating this rampaging death...but some people want to be 'free' and be free in deed.

It is well.
HealthRe: 20 new Coronavirus cases in Nigeria.Total of 210 confirmed cases, 4 deaths by decatalyst(m): 10:45pm On Apr 03, 2020
Mizwisdom:
The death in Lagos was a man who hid his travel history, he had diabetes and renal failure as underlying ailments. Instead of going to Yaba for test, he wickedly went to Luth instead. It was during examination and tests that they discovered it, he had lied previously about his travel history. The fellow put doctors, nurses and patients at risk by not disclosing that he just returned to the country.
Will that man RIP laidis? cry


Or should he RIP laidis?
PetsRe: German shepherd puppies for sale by decatalyst(m): 10:16pm On Apr 02, 2020
GS wetin? Nah ekuke grin grin


I can't wait for this kind dogs...japa
PetsRe: Day 2: Stay At Home: Lady Butchers A Dog Brutally. The Hunger Is Real!!! by decatalyst(m): 8:59pm On Apr 01, 2020
QuickStandard:
More

I must say am afraid of this kind of lady.
See the way she held the pestle? shocked



O boy, shut up and fear for your life ni oo!

Foreign AffairsRe: King Of Thailand Qurantines Himself In Hotel With 20 Women by decatalyst(m): 4:21pm On Mar 30, 2020
Righteousness89:
Isolation abi Na Quarantine with 20 women??
This our World....
You hear new invention of Craziness Everyday..
Bad man doesn't want to die alone.

He wants to leave gallantly before getting the reserved virgin on the other side

HealthRe: Recovered Coronavirus Patients Test Positive Again In China by decatalyst(m): 5:37pm On Mar 27, 2020
My hope is is built on nothing else than Jesus name and righteousness. I dare not trust on anything, not even science, but only lean on Jesus Christ. On Christ the solid rock I stand...


Nah to surrender to the one who got the whole world in His hands.

Jesus, take the wheel!
Christianity EtcRe: Rev. Sister Henrietta Alokha Buried (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:16am On Mar 27, 2020
May her soul find rest.

May God grant the family the fortitude to bear the loss.

May God Comfort her dependants.

May the wrath of God be upon the ones responsible for the disaster.

May judgment come upon those that should have prevented this kinds of disaster.

May perpetrators of evil be exposed and judgement come upon them!

How many like for AMEN?
RomanceRe: Man Officiates Couple's Wedding From His Fourth Floor Apartment (video) by decatalyst(m): 11:58am On Mar 23, 2020
These white people will never cease to amaze me. Free and highly intellectual people.



If nah Nigeria, we go still dey beg pastor, ancestor wey no know about the hustle of the celebrants must be present to 'endorse' the Union before it can go ahead.


This life is simple, nah we dey get am entangled!

HealthRe: Coronavirus: IGP Tells Nigerians Not To Visit Police Stations For Social Visits by decatalyst(m): 10:25pm On Mar 22, 2020
Aammee77:
grin
Police don dey pursue market sef
I thought "police is your friend" is real.


Friend can not visit friend in peace again ni grin grin

Awon olorun O fe ku grin

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