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Nairaland General › Re: Trump Got Scammed By An Engineer For $69 Million Dollars. by decatalyst(m): 7:51pm On May 01, 2020

Exc2000:

hahahah!!! Americans are very very gullible, if not for EFCC saving them, Nigerians would have recolonized them back

Abi O. If not for EFCC, DSS, Amotekun, IPOB, Arewa and Bakassi boys saving America, they would have been dead by now. grin

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Crime › Re: How My Dad Was Killed By His Jealous Bestie - Lady by decatalyst(m): 7:51am On May 01, 2020

Let the wicked lady that want Joe to be his bestie on the other thread come here and read, please.

No bestie anywhere!!!

I feel like having a one-to-one with her right now

Health › Re: Breaking;Madagascar's Covid Organics Herbal Syrup Cures 92 More Patients(Photos) by decatalyst(m): 5:43am On May 01, 2020

LibertyRep:
Let them patent it quickly.

Time for the tiny island to shine.

Solutions may not necessarily come from the West at all times.

Yes o! Before the Hawks steal their shine.

We go all shine our shine in Jesus name.

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Romance › Re: A Male Friend Stopped Talking To Me Because I Have A Boyfriend by decatalyst(m): 5:25am On May 01, 2020

Eberechi24:
Lol, he must do bestie

I never and will never trust any lady or guy doing bestie.

Never! As log their is raining and harmattan season. If you know you know.

Romance › Re: A Male Friend Stopped Talking To Me Because I Have A Boyfriend by decatalyst(m): 5:13am On May 01, 2020

J111333:
For wanting to friendzone that innocent but smart dude, you probably won't make heaven.

Abi O.

Clinging to a guy that is not yours and scare away other girls from him. The girl is self-centered and unreasonable

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Romance › Re: A Male Friend Stopped Talking To Me Because I Have A Boyfriend by decatalyst(m): 5:11am On May 01, 2020

Lamanii22:
You broke his heart... He has no reason to continue the friendship... Having you in his life is like having a chicken, the chicken he was suppose to eat and now somebody else has eaten it....

Hugs for you dear

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Health › Re: Nigeria Riding Upward Curve,breaks New Infection Record For Third Time In A Week by decatalyst(m): 4:55am On May 01, 2020

AJOBI77:
It's shocking when my neighbour insisted yesterday that Corona virus doesn't exist in Nigeria. I just shook my head in disbelief

This pandemic make me know say we get too many Thomas for this country.

The going to school doesn't make you sensible.

That you hold PhD doesn't necessarily make you literate.

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Crime › Re: Cultists Brutally Attack & Kill A Man In Delta(graphic Photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:05pm On Apr 30, 2020

Yenefer:
did u insulted me if yes pls. Let me know

Means "they smashed his mouth"

But if u are a shild of the world, then u may be thinking of something else grin

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Crime › Re: Cultists Brutally Attack & Kill A Man In Delta(graphic Photos) by decatalyst(m): 8:47pm On Apr 30, 2020*

Yenefer:
Someone should loan me a word

The definition of "won fo lenu"

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Autos › Re: 6 Months Used 2010 Venza 4.250m Last!!! by decatalyst(m): 6:57pm On Apr 30, 2020

CokeBar:
Lmaoooo...
You even gave him last price

Baba you too funny abeg

That guy izza fuuullll[left][/left] grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Saudi Arabia Abolishes Flogging As Punishment by decatalyst(m): 2:37pm On Apr 30, 2020

gaskiyamagana:
Once again, keep qwayet.

Politics › Re: Nigerian Air Force Trains Flight Nurses. (photos) by decatalyst(m): 7:58pm On Apr 29, 2020

youngbabaj:
I rep the nigerian airforce

From all these security outfits, nah only Nigeria Airforce dey effectively functional in this administration.

Uncle Buratai will soon do push up to the cameras to show how well he has repositioned the Nigeria Army

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Politics › Re: BREAKING!! Kidnapped Ekiti Commissioner Regains Freedom by decatalyst(m): 7:55pm On Apr 29, 2020

How much was paid?

No security or good security agent in this country!

Health › Re: Three Month Wedding Anniversary Without Pregnant by decatalyst(m): 5:58pm On Apr 29, 2020

The two both of you are not serious!

Just three month and the anxiety is so much like this?

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Autos › Re: ***AUCTION***Copart And Iaai Auction Vehicles brought to you by Kakaki*** by decatalyst(m): 10:44am On Apr 29, 2020

kakakibuy:
Your budget should start with 2M Naira. The exact final cost will depend largely on the condition of the exact car we pick at auction. When will you like to get started?

WhatsApp: +436602306454

For direct WhatsApp message https:///436602306454

With Dollar, how much do you think will be enough for the car to reach home from port? Thanks

Autos › Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by decatalyst(m): 1:46am On Apr 29, 2020

amdman:
Closed Deal

2009 Acura TSX

Still available?

My location is Ibadan

Autos › Re: SOLD SOLD Toks 2006 Lexus GS300, Location: Ogba by decatalyst(m): 1:43am On Apr 29, 2020

Kenjoseph12:
giveaway sales.
Toks 2006 Lexus GS300
Price: 2.3M
Location: Ogba

WhatsApp or call 08118050111

CHECK LIST OF OTHER AVAILABLE ONES, TOKUNBO CARS :
CC @TRUSTENABLEAUTOS

• Lexus RX 350 2017 @ 15m

• Lexus RX 350 2012 @ 7m

• Lexus RX 330 2004 @ 2.9m

• Acura ZDX 2010 @ 6.7m

• Mercedes Benz E350 2014 @ 9m

• Mercedes Benz E350 2012 @ 7.5m

• Mercedes Benz E350 2010 @ 5.5m

• Mercedes Benz GL550 2008 @ 6.5m

• Mercedes Benz C230 2004 @ 1.7m

• Dodge Caravan 2012 @ 3.5m

• Toyota Venza 2011 @ 4.4m

• Toyota Tacoma 2008 @ 4.5m

• Toyota Tacoma 2010 @ 3.8m

• Toyota RAV4 2013 @ 5.8m

• Toyota RAV4 2011 @ 3.4m

• Lexus ES 350 2009 @ 3.2m

• Lexus ES 350 2008 @ 2.8m

• Toyota Sienna 2006 @ 1.9m

• Toyota Sienna 2007 @ 2.2m

• Toyota Highlander 2003 @ 2.3m

• Mercedes Benz C350 2009 @ 3.7m

• Mercedes Benz C300 2009 @ 3.2m

• Infiniti QX56 2006 @ 2.4m

• Toyota Camry 2011 @ 2.5m

• Toyota Camry 2005 @ 1.6m

• Toyota 4Runner 2001 @ 1.8m

• Honda Pilot 2007 @ 1.8m

• Toyota Matrix 2010 @ 2.4m

• Honda Accord 2006 @ 1.5m

• Toyota Corolla Sport 2006 @ 1.8M

• Toyota Corolla 2006 @ 1.8M

• Toyota Corolla 2004 @ 1m650k

• Nissan Maxima 2005 @ 1.250m

• Toyota Camry 2014 @ 3.5M

Contact: Elvis
Call/Whatsap: 08118050111

Note: pictures will be sent on request via WhatsApp.

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#trustenableautos #trustenable #COVID19Lagos #nigeria #toks #SingleLadiesChallenge #COVID19 #iStandWithPastorchris #davido #StayHome #Day13ofLockdown #toks

Hello, I am interested in the GS300

My location is Ibadan.

What is the issue with the car?

Autos › Re: Smart Acura Tl 2007 - Another Bugatti by decatalyst(m): 1:15am On Apr 29, 2020

xristos:
Assured 2007 Acura TL
Buy, drive, n be happy
American Honda
smooth V6 3.2L
All electricals and buttons intact.
AC perfect
Shocks,engine,gear -top condition
exactly as is on picture.
Google the car to know more details..
you will know 2007 from the steering and engine.
hardly negotiable

Price: 1.1m
Location: Lagos, Abuja

Swap options available with a good SUV (crv,Sportage,) Camry 06..

serious buyer message me on watsapp 07035458331

Can I see the interior of the car?

Car Talk › Re: I Need Advice On The Best Classic/luxury Toks Car Around 4-5m by decatalyst(m): 1:09am On Apr 29, 2020

Kelvin30286063:
Hmmm, I won't advice you to use roadside mechanics oo. They do no good. Always try to diagnose your car when you notice anything. It's the safest way to go. You can buy the device and do it yourself sometimes. That way you can tell baba kamoru what you want him to do without him damaging anything else.

For the price, that depends on the grade. I bought mine 3.2m as a tok but price can defer due to various factors.

Thanks for ur feedback. What about 2007/09?

Car Talk › Re: Your Motor Guru Is Here! Ask Your Questions... by decatalyst(m): 12:55am On Apr 29, 2020

MotorGuru:
Free and unbiased consultations on vehicle diagnosis and fixes.

I am ready so Fire on!

Good evening, I would appreciate your candid advise on this.

I presently drive 05 BMW 5series but want to sell it...so I am looking to buy a car within 2m-2.2m

Between Acura TL/TSL/Honda DC/Honda Evil spirits and Pontiac which would you advise considering handling/maintenance and interior and exterior design.

Thank you.

Car Talk › Re: I Need Advice On The Best Classic/luxury Toks Car Around 4-5m by decatalyst(m): 12:44am On Apr 29, 2020

Kelvin30286063:
Buy Acura TL 2012, thank me later. That's what I drive and I always sing hallelujah when I drive the car. The handling is magical.

Can any baba kamoru work on it without having to look for diagnostics shop?

Then what's the price for 2007 and 2011.

I hope to hear from you or anyone here. Thanks

Autos › Re: Sweet Car Deals Coming Your Way by decatalyst(m): 9:35pm On Apr 28, 2020

AsapKen:
Superclean 2010 Registered C300 available for a giveaway price of 2.2m
@Abuja
Call 08143516977

Just took note of the Location.

Nah Ibadan I dey

Autos › Re: ***AUCTION***Copart And Iaai Auction Vehicles brought to you by Kakaki*** by decatalyst(m): 9:26pm On Apr 28, 2020

kakakibuy:

Hi, what cool car would you recommend...

I presently drive a 05 BMW 525...want to change to C300 at the same price range. What price will get a clean one to Nigeria and the clearing?

Thanks

Autos › Re: ***AUCTION***Copart And Iaai Auction Vehicles brought to you by Kakaki*** by decatalyst(m): 9:20pm On Apr 28, 2020

[quote author=kakakibuy post=44572343]2007 HONDA PILOT EXL

Lot #16741046

Sale Date: Thursday. Apr 14, 2016

Actual amount it was sold for: Tune in later this evening to find out..

[color=#000099]Sold for $3,400!!![/colo

Celebrities › Re: Meet Sudanese Model Nyakim, Guinness Book Of Records Darkest Skin Tone On Earth by decatalyst(m): 10:34am On Apr 27, 2020

This one go make 'the dark' jealous o.

Family › Re: Could My Wife Be Cheating On Me? Advice Needed by decatalyst(m): 6:24pm On Apr 26, 2020

Biglittlelois:
Deleting chats is a big red flag, it's either she has started or about to.

Succinctly put!

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Family › Re: Could My Wife Be Cheating On Me? Advice Needed by decatalyst(m): 6:23pm On Apr 26, 2020

Romanoff:
I smell a rat sha. The moment one starts deleting conversations and coding contacts, na there e take dey start.

You are very correct.

It she doesn't have sinister plans or what is not appropriate going on, she wouldn't be deleting chats.

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Health › Re: At Least Have Sense Before You Toast Babe - Nigerian Lady Blasts Man In Her DM by decatalyst(m): 6:17pm On Apr 26, 2020

See the olorun just useless the whole of brown roof girls cry

Dude surely sounded crude, desperate and with no class.

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Forum Games › Re: Who Can Spot The Phone? by decatalyst(m): 2:58pm On Apr 26, 2020

draftmaster:
Literally can't believe that there's phone on this carpet until I found it.
Enjoy finding it.

I'm not joking, there's really a phone but only a smart person can find it

I have seen it jor

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TV/Movies › Re: Before And After Makeup Transformation Of Popular Actors In Movies! by decatalyst(m): 11:17am On Apr 26, 2020

SenorFax:
This is one of the reasons I love Hollywood

They will go any length to achieve what they wanna achieve.

Even with such amazing makeups, their CGI is topnotch

They have the end in mind from the beginning.

Our Nollywood do moves based on the availability of actors and where the fund reach. I can't count how many incomplete movies I don see in my lifetime grin

Pets › Re: My Rott's Naughty Behavior: I Need Advice Please by decatalyst(m): 11:36pm On Apr 25, 2020

tradepunter:
� � every dog fears broom even my two borebels

My boerboel no fear broom O. I no dey keep am near him and to chew and scatter it grin

Pets › Re: My Rott's Naughty Behavior: I Need Advice Please by decatalyst(m): 11:30pm On Apr 25, 2020

wirinet:
See Cesar Millan establishing his dominance over a stubborn dog here, my quarrel with his method is that he was not adequately protected and so took a nasty bite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ihXq_WwiWM

Wow! This dude is a professional to the core!

He is in charge even after the bite. The dog is gonna just respect him.

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