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Romance › Re: "I Couldn’t Walk The Next Day British Woman, 80, Talks About Her 1st Sxx Wit Boo by decatalyst(m): 7:31pm On Jan 28, 2020

budaatum:
You kuku no de listen!

It is your "thing" specifically that women are claiming they don't like. Maybe because una no sabi use am.

Lol!

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Romance › Re: "I Couldn’t Walk The Next Day British Woman, 80, Talks About Her 1st Sxx Wit Boo by decatalyst(m): 7:23pm On Jan 28, 2020

And women dey always claim they don't like that thing lipsrsealed

So grandma couldn't hold it any longer after 35yrs of abstinence? grin

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Crime › Re: Man Shoots His Wife Dead In Nkporo, Abia. Youths Set Him Ablaze (graphic Photos) by decatalyst(m): 2:23pm On Jan 27, 2020

See as he waste that fresh looking woman.

May his soul not find rest!

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Pets › Re: My Gsd Barked And Ran From A Stranger by decatalyst(m): 9:31pm On Jan 26, 2020*

sucre:
Dear experienced dog lovers. I am a first timer,got a GSD (male),which is almost four months old. A friend came visiting today he barked at the friend which made me delighted but funnily enough my dog ran and hid after barking once. Can this be a concern? Will it be a fearful dog in future? Is it because of his age that he hid? Please what can I do?

Not to worry.

I have a boerboel of 5months +...runs from strangers but he barks well. It's the age.

He will grow confidence as he grows.
I plan to take him on a walk...to be used to seeing faces.. .

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Business › Re: Nigeria Gino Tomato Factory To Begin Production Soon (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 5:43pm On Jan 25, 2020

Chai! See as tomorrow red and fresh.

Nigeria is bless with both the good and the monsters(criminal politicians)!

To cook dey hungry me kiss

Fashion › Re: A Trend Of Nike Sneakers Available In Sizes 40-45 by decatalyst(m): 1:25pm On Jan 25, 2020

How much do you sell them

Health › Re: Leopard Kills Nigerian Man As He Was Snapping It (video) by decatalyst(m): 12:52pm On Jan 25, 2020

The man is already tired of life.

Imagine moving so close to a wild animal that is not in any entrapment like this.

Village people were 100% on the beat

Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Looks Set To Face Next Opponent Kubrat Pulev In Nigeria by decatalyst(m): 7:30am On Jan 25, 2020*

Bringing the fight to Nigeria would be nice.

But will the citizens well or half battered, by this current administration, will be able to pay Premium for the fight?

VAT is now 7.5% oo

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Family › Re: Son-in-law Impregnates Mother-in-law Who Came To Take Care Of Newborn Baby (pics by decatalyst(m): 7:25am On Jan 25, 2020

Davash222:
To marry a Nigerian woman is one of the deadliest things on earth.

How were you born, please?

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Crime › Re: Man Kills And Buries His Best Friend In Ebonyi Because Of N3m Million (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 7:49pm On Jan 24, 2020

And he will be so comfortable to spend the money?

How do these kinds of people sleep at night? huh

He was simply in friendship with the devil!

I can't trust anyone...not to talk of when money and woman is involved

May God save us from devilish souls like this.

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Politics › Re: More Pictures From The Lagos-ibadan Railway Inspection With Seyi Makinde by decatalyst(m): 3:25pm On Jan 24, 2020

If this project is completed and delivered successfully, then it's a good legacy Buhari has achieved in South West.

Laudable project.

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Romance › Re: I'm Still Communicating With My Married EX by decatalyst(m): 9:58am On Jan 24, 2020

Brandonx:
My Ex- girlfriend who just got married recently (arrangée marriage) still calls and chats with me.

When we parted ways I severed ties with her completely. Few months later she called and texted at first I ignored but after a while I decided to reply her messages and take her calls.

We talked about so many things that happened in the past. She came visiting, we were cool until she traveled back and started acting funny.

I ignored her got into a relationship. She somehow knew about it and she went berserk.
So I stopped communicating with her.

After a few months she called and sent text as usual, we started talking again as my new relationship wasn't too serious.

She requested for my recent pictures, we made video calls. Little did I know she was getting married in a few weeks. I sent her a congratulatory message and she was surprised.

Few weeks after the wedding she called we spoke at length, at a point I asked about the husband, she quickly changed the topic and I also observed she wasn't too comfortable, I told her I was about leaving the house , we should probably talk some other time .
She then said " you asked about my husband, he's fine " I then told her to extend my greetings, her reply was " who do I tell him sent his greetings".
I think we still have feelings for each other.

Young man, don't be stupid!

Don't ruin another man's life with the irrelevant "feelings" you are about to fester.

Run away from that lady before it is too late.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: President Of Burundi Gets Himself A $530,000 Golden Parachute And Lifetime Salar by decatalyst(m): 7:48pm On Jan 23, 2020

Op, can you please help us with the picture of the "golden parachute" and the useless akuya wey wan use am?

But who curse Africa laidis nau

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Pets › Re: 3month Female Gsd For Sale. by decatalyst(m): 7:31pm On Jan 23, 2020

Dunno, but they are looking funny grin

Celebrities › Re: Davido Visits British International School In Lagos by decatalyst(m): 7:27pm On Jan 23, 2020

For what?

Pepper too much for their food or somebody pee on his/her uniform?

Price of garri and Lassa fever will automatically reduce because of this visit tomorrow undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Man Finds His Grave In The Cemetery- Done By His Ex-wife (photos) by decatalyst(m): 2:22pm On Jan 23, 2020

Things dey happen inside life

Food › Re: Quality Crayfish Forsale..... Cheap Cheap by decatalyst(m): 12:38pm On Jan 22, 2020

How much for the one in the nylon? I guess that's the custard size

Nairaland General › Re: Russian Woman Reportedly Set To Marry Man From Katsina by decatalyst(m): 9:23am On Jan 22, 2020

NaijaDonCast:
Green card things

Nah wa oo

So, the relationship couldn't have been based on love?

Majority of Nigeria youths have parochial mindset, and we are Overly myopic.

Romance › Re: How Do U Like Ur Chocolate !!! by decatalyst(m): 7:31pm On Jan 21, 2020

B is just perfect for me!

Crime › Re: EFCC Confirms Arrest Of 89 Yahoo Boys From Ibadan Nightclub - Photos by decatalyst(m): 12:26pm On Jan 20, 2020

Bountiful harvest...if they are real fraudsters.

Youths need to stay clear of this get rich quick syndrome.

No shortcut to real success.

Autos › Re: Indian Hemp Found In A Fairly Used Car I Bought, Please Let's All Be Careful. by decatalyst(m): 2:05pm On Jan 19, 2020

Many people have been to jail for something.

We need to be really careful in this Nigeria, and always pray for God's unending protection.

Op, I thank God for saving you and your house from Jail time and bad name

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Family › Re: My Marriage Is On The Verge Of Collapsing Due To My Wife Unfaithfulness by decatalyst(m): 9:46am On Jan 18, 2020

Sorry to say, your wife is gone.

She stay up late to have an unholy conversation with a man.

Both of you need to sit...at the dead of the night, tell her to confess all she has done...tell her the only thing that will save her from shame is to tell it all, because you have evidences already. Listen attentively to all the stories and the reason for doing them all.

Do a self appraisal of where you have failed and search yourself to know if you can forgive and move on. Otherwise, go your way and don't kill somebody.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: US War Veterans Commence Resistance Against Trump. Want Him Removed. Pics by decatalyst(m): 9:32am On Jan 18, 2020

It is getting more and more interesting.. .

Trump's says too much and get himself into hot waters.

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Crime › Re: Boyfriend Throw His 3 Month Old Pregnant Girlfriend From 5th Story Building And by decatalyst(m): 7:35pm On Jan 17, 2020

If the boy threw her from the 5floor, he will not know peace for the rest of his life!

Between, when you tell all these small girls that life or relationship is more than outings, gifts, shisha, suya nights and clubbing, they tag you as "enemy of progress", jealous, not enlightened or stingy and can't simply afford what their so called "boyfriend" is giving them.

You are following someone without a clear cut path or plan to a successful life about and trusting all is going to be bed of roses(drinks,parties,flexing and clubbing)
everyday, the end will surely justify the grave mistake you made!

Small time, belle don enter and the "cover" flys away...reality sets in to bit real hard.

May her soul rest in peace.

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Romance › Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by decatalyst(m): 10:54am On Jan 17, 2020

AlataSuesue:
Look at this fool
It’s not possible for us to ever even jam irl
Your type can never be in the same environment as my type not to talk of seeing physically

You just showed the type of upbringing you enjoyed and the social clime you belong.

Internet sha.

Romance › Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by decatalyst(m): 8:38pm On Jan 16, 2020

AlataSuesue:
Otondo I said “some”
Abi are you guilty?

I hope you can call me that when you see me physically.

Internet sha cheesy

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Romance › Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by decatalyst(m): 4:22pm On Jan 16, 2020

AlataSuesue:
Omg I totally love your sis

Some men are truly useless and shameless

Yeah...dont get anything to do with one, else you are an hypocrite!

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Romance › Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by decatalyst(m): 4:22pm On Jan 16, 2020

AlataSuesue:
Omg I totally love your sis

Some men are truly useless and shameless

Yeah...dont get anything to do with one else, you are an hypocrite!

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Romance › Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by decatalyst(m): 4:21pm On Jan 16, 2020

Thegeneralqueen:
And how is that your problem

It's just a question!

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Romance › Re: My Funny Expirence While Wooing A Girl by decatalyst(m): 4:01pm On Jan 16, 2020

Preshy561:

This story reminds me of when my sis led a foolish man wooing her to our house only to flog him mercilessly with a spatula. We were begging her to stop, she said the man was telling her he wants to taste her big nyash that he must have a taste of it today.

My sis is way taller than the man.

I can't forget that experience, this happened as at 2013.

I hope she is married now undecided

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