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dsha:
Im a Malaysian indian,its been long im in relationship with tis guy n nw it time 4 us 2 get married.He want us 2 get married n start 2 live in 9ja(lagos). I never been 2 9ja b4 and i dont have any idea abt staying there.Hw is the future 4 foreigners like me there?can i get a job there?(im a teacher)Can i manage myself there?Oh God im so confused!!!

I bet my balls that the poster is no other person but GABRY. If you doubt me, please prove me wrong. A lot of usernames on the screen but behind the screen, it is the same user.

kellorah:
your a crap lover!!

Shame on u!

And your here blaming your chick. KMT.

If a guy last for a 2minutes, they will nickname him 2minutes noddles, if he last for longer they call him crap or stingy lover. I don tire.
Now kellorah I think you have a job now, tell me which minutes you like? I know most of you girls here will dump your man if he last only a minute. You won't consider yourself being stingy or the guy being tired Now my d**k refused to fall down ,you call me stingy lover.

For those that think that I don't know what is pre-intimacy, please this is modern time. I'm not living the life of OKONKWO( Things Fall Apart). Those were the days when men think of their palm wine more than any other thing else.

I take time in every thing I do. I don't want to explain my bedroom fantasy here but all I can say is that she is always the one to beg for  my d**k during the pre-intimacy. Sometimes she feel satisfy with the pre-intimacy and refuse to continue.

!amebo no1:
so because some guys are like this, then alot of we women have to suffer numerous panelbeating right inside of us? even those that dig for gold, they first of all massage the ground with their legs or hands before digging, all this guy does is rip clothes or raise it up before drilling, i mean, if he continues like this, this girl will end up with a catheter connected to her vagina cos her vaginal wall is loose

If he wants to practice ramming without smooching, let him go to the zoo, and leave the delicate/sensitive hole of a woman, if a guy tries this on me, i swear to gawd, he will end up sleeping for two months, cos i will so sedate him,atleast to have my peace and heal properly

I don't make love like a civil engineer, who always think of the length, width, diameter,radius, and angle of intersection; with driller in his hand, he goes to work!
I am an explorer.

justwise:
No u don't a appreciate my comment that is why u reacted with anger, quiet rightly so, don't expect everybody to agree with u or tell u what u want to hear in a forum like this.

I did not use the term, f, k for obvious reason.

Haha, you are damn funny. Anytime I'm browsing through nairaland, I always felt that we are one family. Don't decipher my writing as anger. I do understand everyone won't have the same view point.

justwise:
U probably having s.x with her not making love with her, u go ontop and start pounding like no 2moro without caring about how she want it and get her involved,

When I read those lines, I was rolling on the ground with laughter. Of course there is tomorrow, especially when there are a lot of guys owning me out there

Whitelexi, Thanks for your concern and advice

justwise:
I think u are being selfish here, u made her feel the way she is feeling now, u have complained so much that she is feeling like a failure or incompetent in bed.
U probably having s.x with her not making love with her, u go ontop and start pounding like no 2moro without caring about how she want it and get her involved, all she does is to lay there praying that u finish soon and leave her alone.

If u stop thinking with your willy and take your time and pay attention to the senstive part of her body, she will feel more loved,she will be more than ready to return the fav by the time u want to start pounding.

Stop treating her as your s.x toy and more of an active  partner.

Justwise, I think you are living the life of a media( those journalists that rushed into conclusion without knowing the state of the affair). I don't know what your definition of sex is but the last time I checked my dictionary( which was an hour ago),unless if it has been updated, it has the same meaning as with "make love". Fucking or Bleep is the vulgar words. Please don't call her my intimacy gadget again. She is more than you think.

Anyway, I do appreciate your concern. Thank you.

How would you feel when you go to bed with your penis still standing like a walk stick used by forefathers while beside you lies a girl that can calm down the tension?


From the moment I met her to this very day, she is still the princess I am proud of. The only problem now is unsatisfied sex. Anytime I made love to her, she will give up after the first round. She always complain that she is already satisfy and can't go for the second round. Sometimes I feel so angry because the tension is still burning in me.

On one condition she said that she can't continue, my desire was so strong that I had to hold her down and take her from behind. At the end, I felt sorry for my acts. I apologize to her but she said that I don't have to apologize but to blame her incompetence and was crying.

Now she always ask me if I love her. I am tired of that question. I have tried to let her know that there is nothing wrong but she always has some fear within her that I might go for another girl to quench my hunger. She always feel sorry anytime I lie on my stomach trying to calm down my erect penis.

Now I am fighting two cases, calming down my tension and trying to erase that fear of dumping within her.

Congratulation,

I would like to know something about the DV lottery. A friend of my told me that you have to be married to stand a chance of winning the lottery. Is that true poster?

faakay:
@Poster

Before your brother move down to the UK.

I will like to know

How many yrs course is the program?

Tuition fees per yr?

Approx,  total amount he got in cash,

I am asking all this questions because I wouldn't like your brother to be a drop-out when he gets to UK because he can never use the part-time job to pay his school fees/accommodation.

The PT job is just to support personal/unnecessary expenditure.

You need to take all this into consideration before his moves down to UK so that he can plan himself ahead.

Going to UK to study worth it since he knows what he want,  the business might collapse one day because the Nigerian economy is not dependable and scrambling at a higher speed that is why he took the bold step to study abroad.

Opportunity comes but once

Good Luck

According to him, the tuition is about 9000pounds. It is a three year course. He said that if he sell all his goods, he will have about 6.sth million. There is no one to handle the business. He didn't inform us about his motives until he got the visa.

snokky:
Let someone from the family or friend handle his business, if they re faithful enough he can be getting like 150k from them monthly, while he study and work at the same time.

Its an opportunity but it depends if you guys can handle it.

By the way, he has just gotten admission, what about the visa? to me that is the koko.

Peace.

He has been granted the visa. As for someone handling the business for him, there is no one to do that now. The school will resume next month. He is 24 and afraid that maybe if he continue with the business, due to age, he may not be able to get the admission and visa again. A friend told me that the average payment per hour is 7pounds.
According to my brother, he doesn't mind using all his savings. But that idea is what I don't like.

My brother gain admission to pursue his undergraduate in UK. Currently he is a business man with monthly income of about 200-300 thousand.

My question is this, I would like to know if it is advisable to forget about the business and pursue the school. He hopes to find a job while he is working. We are afraid that he might reach there and couldn't make up to what he is making here. Or maybe he will start requesting for money.Please I want to know the average amount paid. Your advice is highly appreciated

The saddest threat I have ever read in my life. I have nothing but to wish his soul a perfect peace. Amen. Extend my greetings to your beloved friends family.

Hello poster, I think the best advice is the one you give to yourself. In a world where judgement are based on common stories, where people judge others based on their fellow men deeds, I suggest you beware of the advice you receive. It can either tear your marriage to pieces or build it up. Your man may be right or wrong.Think before you act.

If you are so interested in learning IGBO, I can teach you that. But please think well before you make the next move. LOVE and MARRIAGE has the highest volume of book. Men can never finish the book even in his/her incarnation.

Take care of yourself. I wish you luck

oyb:
MTN staff from SA are notorious for this. when their contracts expire, they quit and set up in naija.

Thanks so much for your comment. I think most of Nigerians are suffering from inferiority complex. That has always been the problem.

I think this is not a news but an insult. Let's differentiate between a news and an insult. US media are fond of distroying another country's image but failed to see their own fault. I think they should concentrate on their killings of innocent people in Iraq.

You are cursed if you believe you are. As for me no one has cursed me.

Hi poster, when I read your poster I have no doubt that I am reading an article from a failure. I found it so hard that you can easily degrade yourself to nothing. Why do you believe that you cannot compete with an Ibo man. You are what you think.

I guess you are enjoying the condition of the country. You even have the guts to say that election is not by vote.People like you are a waste product to its nation. They should never smell the president's seat because they got no clue.If your thoughts are full of racist words, then you have a lot of work to do. I guess you should start now to put an end to it. Dear folk, you got a big problem within your heart.

I wonder what kind of question is this. If you can ask such question, then I think you should also ask yourself why China and India are the most populated country in the world. Don't for that China is ten times Nigeria population( still there are a lot of chinese living outside their homeland). Any answer you come up, should also serve as an answer to your question.

Aragonc:
Bros,o dika amu ekenibego gi,amu neke nizi gi anyhow,won't you mind your studies,and forget about girls.Remember girls or sin profiteths nothing.

Ezi onyi, biko gwara mu nwata ahu ka ocho eriri kedo amu ya. Odika nwata choro ibido n'oge gawa Uno Oba Ego Ahanu, ebe ana akwu ugwo mana nweputa aburu okwu na uka.

@poster. Do you want to start visiting Bank of Forest at your age. Please beware of that bank. You can only make deposit but no withdrawal. That is their golden rule.

Aleksey:
Mitchel Obama's origin Click here

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. I don't know which category the poster belong.

I'm tired of hearing Obama is my cousin, Soludo was my classmate, I played football together with Pele when I was in high school,e.tc. Can't we get a life? Try to achieve your own goal. Let's not keep talking about others while the world pass by.

St.Funmi:
Pele. Next time they ask you, tell them you are from Bini/Benin instead of Nigeria.

If you can deny your country then you are not a true citizen. Besides being a true citizen, don't you think that it can take only one person to change the bad name of a country.As much as it takes Nigeria to have a bad name, I believe if "Pele" maintain a good reputation at his work place, he/she can still change the bad view that some people have for Nigeria.
I still wonder how people come to the conclusion that all frauds are from Nigeria. I'm not arguing about Nigeria frauds but if a teacher can do anything to pleased his students or to be a good teacher, believe me a journalist can say anything to gain promotion. There are many software out there that are capable of changing your IP address and give you another IP from different country(depending on the country you chose).

Let's not jump into conclusion easily.

Bole-Kaja:
The problem with Nigeria are the Ibos!

They should be shipped off to Darfur or Somalia where they belong and leave the rest of the country to restructure itself. Their prescence will only lead us to being a 4th world country!

Hitler did it with germany to expunge the jews thats why germany is a G-8 nation and Isreal is not. The earlier we flush out these set people, the better!

I think you should first expunge your brain. I believe it is out-dated. It always vex me when other ethnics say that the Ibos are the problem or that Ibos love money. If the Yorubas, Hausas, don't like money, why is it that our country is still in a ruin. Since 1960, how many Ibo president do we have? Abacha, Obasanjo, Babangida, and others, are they Ibo?If they are humane as you claimed, why did they embezzled the countries economy.They ripped Nigeria off and you are there still pointing hands at others. I hate racists. Please stop it.

With the type of brain you possess, I believe you are already in the fourth world.