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O boy you have strong taste. You can still find someone not muscular. All you need to do is take her to the gym, and make you you leave her there and go home. Three days later, go and pick her up. I swear you go fear FEAR

madlady:
I miss her, she must be busy.

Me too dey miss her wella

candylips:
she has a life outside NL ok

Haha, do you know of anyone that spent his/her whole life on NL.

That guy on your picture need at least 20years imprisonment for dissecting person jaw without the doctors approval.

I haven't seen any of Gabby's post recently. Before she used to be a regular poster but now she hardly appears online. Can someone tell me if she has traveled to Jack and Rose island with her boyfriend or did the admin gave her some vacation because I could still remember that she is one of the moderators.

@Poster

You can send him
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Ome ka nna ya. Akpu obi gi dika nke okonkwo.Agadaga nwoke. O kwuru oka.[/size]

yorke:
Im sure dis is the result of weed.

Hahahaha

[size=14pt]Poster I swear you don spoil my english database.[/size]

Poster can you please show us the link?

[size=14pt]Why can't we believe them? There is no error in trying to believe them[/size]

[size=14pt][b]And the wagon continues to move!!![/b][/size]

@Poster

Maybe the traffic regulation should add a blue light for you to know that it is high time to move your car.

She is yawning at you already and you still refused to move your car. Please comot your car for road before even the blue light turns red

@Poster

"I thank God that you are not a writer,director, or producer.

The post subject reads "My Girlfriend"
Paragraph called her your "Ex-Girlfriend"
Paragraph focused on your horse power abi na bulldozer power which you used to teach her an unforgettable reason of an hour and seven minutes( I wonder if you have alarm clock abi stop watch)
Paragraph three show how a single person's act has beclouded your sense of reasoning thereby judging all BORN AGAIN LADIES as unfaithful.

In summary,

The only thing I make out of this story is that[size=14pt]" YOU ARE SCREWED BY THE GIRL AND YOU FIND IT HARD TO EXIT HER WORLD"[/size]

[size=16pt]Run For Your Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size]!

But wait a minute oooooo, check the version of dictionary he is using, maybe it is made in China and they didn't define the meaning well.

If the issue just started recently, then she should confront her husband and asked her what is eating her up. Another thing is that she should ask herself some serious questions to know if she has gone wrong in any way.

But if there is no problem at all( which I believe is rare), then there is no cause for alarm. The husband will soon pass the phase he is now and once again start talking.

Before I forget, maybe the husband is running on a low battery. It needs some charge to bring the talkative machine back to its full live

Hi everyone, would someone tell me where I can get the pictures of interesting places in Nigeria. It can be pictures of tourist places in Nigeria, pictures of natural places like mountains, rivers, waterfall, etc. Pictures of festivals etc or pictures of sports and leisure places in Nigeria.

If you know of any link(even on nairaland) I can get the pictures, tell me. Please help out

Hi everyone, would someone tell me where I can get the pictures of interesting places in Nigeria. It can be pictures of tourist places in Nigeria, pictures of natural places like mountains, rivers, etc, waterfall. Pictures of festivals etc or pictures of sports and leisure in Nigeria. Please help out

For those who claim big ass pays well, you better watch this video http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1928096

banom:
That is my queen,

Now lets go,

1,why would i prefer Soludo to my Uncle,

Answer =  As a human with blood and a quest for power, I must tell you it is not easy, i told my cousin sister that i prefer Soludo to her Dad and she termed it Jealous , Aside my Late Dad who knows Soludo in person, i dont know him in person and he doesn't know me, but the truth is, since i grew up and i read the history of Nigeria and some of the mistakes Igbos made from 1960-date and some of the way they are sidelined in some certain things in Nigeria, I swore with the last drop of my blood to change the hands of time, I LOVE Igbos so much and i am very passionate about our people, even if it will take my life to liberate igbos from our present condition in Nigeria, i will willingly give my life,

Having pondered the problems of igbos in Nigeria, I found out that our problem can be solved by ourselves, the obstacle we have is not the Hausa or the Yorubas or even some western countries who secretly support them , but the way we handle the issue, there was a time the whole world hated the Jews in Israel ,  they understood the need for internal solution and development, they brought out solution from inside and became one of the greatest nation in the world today( The Jews rule the world) 

If we are to solve our problem, we have to be, wise,  united (both in spirit and soul),  Strategic , Develop from Inside ( use the power, leverage and the resource of the state) and concentrate our attention on human capital development,

Dr Awolowo happen to be my hero among  all the people i read in history of Nigeria, he is a man that knows his weakness and strength and he had a vision centered on the future, he saw a picture of today's Nigeria and he took necessary step to tackle issue before hand,

Igbos can produce the greatest of minds in the world by developing all the natural talents we have in igbo land, we have many more Philip Emeagwali, Chioma Ajunwa, Robert Nnaji, kanu nwankwo, Kembali nwadike, Genevieve Nnaji, Chike Obi and  just to mention but few that are wasting in Alaba, Nkpo, Aba, Onitcha Main market, Sabon Garri , Ogbete and various other places they are hustling, 

What we need to develop this great talents are Five well exposed , selfless and modern minded governors to lead the five Igbo states, people with great mind and revolutionary ideologies, not people that will bore us with their endless stories of building 50 Blocks of community primary schools, Orji Uzo kalu donated 50 motorcycles to some Anambra Youths , what does he what them to do with the motorcycles ?  to go and start riding OKADA, Is that a real economic empowerment ? what happens when the Okada gets accident and crashes ? Any replacement ?  I laugh In Onitcha 

Back to why i prefer Soludo to my Uncle, You dont know me and you dont know who my Uncle is, but i can tell you, my uncle is a crooked , selfish and useless man who's only plan is to come and loot fund and answer his excellency , he cared little or nothing for Anambra people , he doesn't fit into the equation of my ideal leader for any igbo state ,  he is a problem not a solution, On the other hand, Soludo is my ideal personality for a powerful state like Anambra, he is got the education, exposure, character, result as past CBN governor, It was Soludo, Okonjo Iweala, Nuhu RIbadu, Elrufai, and prof Dora Akunyili that gave the Obasanjo's adminstration a meaning, If you live in Abuja , you will agree with me that Elrufai is worth a second tenure, Okonjo Iweala paid Nigeria's long time loan to paris club, Soludo's Consolidation saved Nigeria from a more and severe adverse  effect of the present global economic crises, he is got every thing better than my uncle, he is my Ideal leader, If i put selfishness aside, and go with my own vision for the Igbos, I will go for Soludo 20 times before my Uncles.

Questions to be entertained on this, The rest to be continued. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I am really impress with your love of the state. If you keep up the mind, fate, and love you have for the state, then I won't mind asking to know you more. You may wonder why I would like to know you more, my reasons are,

I want us to build the future together.

Can someone elaborate for me the difference between[b] Information technology and Information Engineering[/b]. Please include the type of job opportunities for each major. If you can include the subjects attach to them, it will be more appreciated. Your opinion is highly appreciated. Thank you.

kura king:
NIGERIA HATERS

where una dey when MRI screen many nigerian players. . .
Where una they when germany dey lead by 3-0
Now nigerians dey win, my fellow nigerian say na cheat. . . .
Na nigeria start to cheat, na them be the only country when they cheat for this tounament. . .
But their only offence say them they win. . .
Make una carry una smelling mouth to althelet where they fail drug banned for usa. . . . .
For once let support this nation. . . .

Don't mind them. If we win, they will say that we are cheating, if we lose, they will say that kids are defeating us. The truth is that some of these people are not Nigerians but they claim to be one. Moreover, some Nigerians will always try to find fault with their own country.

Anyway, what do I gain from arguing with someone whose identity is beyond my knowledge. Kids can hide at the back of the screen claiming to be adult and their reasoning with totally defer from adult.

proudly9ja:
But seriously, think about it. Why won't they play well? They are playing against children more than 5 years their juniors!

My grouse is that Nigeria can produce quality and real 17 and below year old kids who will play even better football. Just take a trip round our secondary schools and see students displaying soccer artistry. We DO NOT need to cheat! However, these men and the guys at NFF are denying the real young boys from exhibiting their skills. And unfortunately, we Nigerians are not only condoning it, we are supporting it. Its a big shame on us as a Nation.

If we will win the fight against corruption, we must put away selective justice (is that not the same thing we accused Ribadu of doing?). That we are 'having fun' and savouring victories does not mean we should close our eyes to the massive cheating that is going on in this tournament. We have been doing it for so many years and infact, we were caught before and banned, must we be caught and banned again before we say enough is enough?

If you think that those Koreans or other competitors are 18years and below, then I guess you are another Alice in wonder land. As long as I'm concern, there is no true age in football. Take for instance C. Ronald, so you can bet your skull that he is 24yrs.

Please worry about other aspect of life. Leave football age for they are all cheats.

190:
wich one be UAKARI again

is it some kind of Ibo soup
if yes then i'll ask platinumnk to prepare it 4 me wen next i visit her in the Village~

Uakaria is a kind of white monkey. You can google it for forward information. Anyway you can still ask platinumnk to cook it for you

A friend of mine broke up with his girlfriend(white). I was surprise when I heard the news because they do love each other deeply. When I asked him what the problem was, here is his reply,

"She sometimes call him a big monkey or orangutan. He has told her to stop it but the girl said that it was just a joke but she kept repeating it." Though sometimes he don't bother with the name. But some days ago, he decided to call the girlfriend[b] uakari[/b] for a whole day. But to his surprise, the girl didn't reply his call the next day. When he asked her why, she was angry with the name and the guy was very angry with her for her(she fail to understand that it was a joke ) attitude. They quarrel over the phone because of the issue.And since then, they haven't talked? to each other.

Is it the guy's fault to call her UAKARI

How do one know if he/she won. I once applied for the stuff and after some years a letter was sent to me. I could still remember the content of the letter. It said that the phase one has gone and I should meet/check online for the next procedure/guide. As I was going home, I lost the letter. The way I lost it is still a mystery. It was around 2002. Since then, I have not applied for another one.

Is it true that unmarried people can win. A friend of my told me that unmarried people can still win the lottery but those I have seen/heard that won the lottery are all married couple. Someone please enlighten me.