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Business › Re: What Kind Of Business Can My Internet Connection Fetch Me? by deco2come(op): 8:11am On Jul 15, 2010

Guys help me out, I want to make use of my internet connection

Politics › Re: The Most Embrassing/funny Questions Someone Ever Asked You About Nigeria/africa by deco2come(op): 8:06am On Jul 15, 2010

OAM4J:
A Briton once asked me if many Africans still walk about unclothed, and if I will bring him to Africa to take their pictures

O boy that was deadly, hope you gave him/her Mike Tyson knock out

Romance › Re: What Nigerians Girls And Other Nations Have In Common by deco2come(op): 8:04am On Jul 15, 2010

Mr Anus:
body odour!!

Make them no catch you oooooo

Politics › The Most Embrassing/funny Questions Someone Ever Asked You About Nigeria/africa by deco2come(op): 10:27am On Jul 11, 2010

Once I was attending a friend birthday and this guy from Sweden asked me if we eat cake in Nigeria. I don't whether to slap his foolish mouth or replay his foolish question.

Next, I was eating with another guy from China and the next question was whether Africans( which he believes is a country) eat their food raw. I nearly nod his mouth.

Shear your experience.

Romance › What Nigerians Girls And Other Nations Have In Common by deco2come(op): 9:06am On Jul 11, 2010

You are free to make your own comparison. Anyway I have to start with Nigeria girls and Chinese girls

1.) Both can read your pocket automatically and tell you how much you got there.
2.) Both don't believe that they can build your wealth with you but they are ready to enter after you finish the foundation and the funny thing is that they will like to take all account of how you spend it.
3.) Both love s.e, x died but always wait for the guy to make the first move.
4.) Most of them had make love for the first time but still claim that even the air hasn't seen their pants
5.) Both can easily be deceived with material things but despite that still claimed it is not the priority in a relationship
6.) Both are like pigeons i.e the more sugar you give to them the longer they will stick with you but the moment you run out sugar, they will grow wing and fly away.
7.) Fine boy don't matter to them, it is what you got in your pocket that matters.
8.) Both cherish the certificates a guy have rather than his abilities and skills.
9.) You must be perfect in English language because it is one of their pass marks for a perfect guy.
10.) Most have their first child either direct or indirect way.
11.) You must be a strong guy because being weak doesn't please them. But you still got a chance. You must have your money because that is your collateral. You might call it trade by barter. The choice is yours.

None of the above might be true but the last time I check they are as real as your body complexion.

To be upgrade soon wink

. Stick around

Politics › Pictures Of Prominent Nigerians In Foreign Land by deco2come(op): 12:09pm On Jul 10, 2010

I just stumble on this guy profile and I must confessed that I was moved by his life achievements and qualifications. I would like to know other Nigerians living outside the country that holds a great image of themselves.

N.B------ We don't want to see posters/pictures like Wesley Snipes or Michelle Obama( for those who claimed that they are Nigerians). We want to see those that were born and raise in Nigeria before they became their journey in pursuit of happiness.

Anyway the guy I meant is
http://www.nwosu.net/

Romance › Re: Making Babies For My Relation by deco2come: 11:39am On Jul 10, 2010

For those of you that doubt it, things do happen. I know about some guys that experience the same situation. Although some are not with their relation's wife. You don't have to doubt everything.

Jobs/Vacancies › Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea. by deco2come(op): 1:07pm On Jul 04, 2010

I just secure a job that pays 18000naira per day and it is just an hour job in the whole day. But the truth is that I don't like the nature of the job. It is a hotel job. Since I don't drink nor smoke and to make things worst, I can't stand the smell of the cigarette but the job require that I have to do both( though not on a regular basis).

The price is really seducing but at the same time, I don't want to live a life I don't used to. I need your opinion my fellow good citizen. God help me out

Politics › Re: Do You Think The White American Surely Like This? by deco2come: 10:32am On Jun 24, 2010

Beaf:
Europe and the US are much less racist

Tell me that you were not kidding when you mentioned the above statement. You have to understand the meaning of racism and the various ways it is being carried out. After that, I believe you will amend your post.

@Poster,

If they are not happy, who go bi happy. Na my papa vote for him before?

Romance › Re: My Haert Was Broken by deco2come: 12:02pm On Jun 14, 2010

Show her the Christopher Gardener style so that in the future whenever she thinks of you or come across you, she will hate herself.

But
B
But

If you cannot do the Christopher Gardener style, run down the street there are a lot of kiosk owners who pray for daily bread. You can buy a super glue from them and fix the broken heart back to shape. Remember don't left a piece unfix.
Such is life.

Romance › Re: Girl Which Of These Men Would You Prefer by deco2come(op): 1:02pm On Jun 07, 2010

sexdoctor:
useless post
have u ever seen a rich man that is lazy?
come to think of it real men will not part with there hard earn kobo to some lazy slut.
only if she is ready to part with sometn
yerk

Don't tell me that Alice has given you some vacant to live with her in her wonderland. Haven't you heard something like "To be born with a silver spoon". There are a lot of guys that don't know how to take decisions for themselves. Every decisions being taken for them by their parents. Or haven't you heard about men being beaten by their ladies despite their money.

Romance › Re: Girl Which Of These Men Would You Prefer by deco2come(op): 6:44am On Jun 07, 2010

FL Gators:
A weak man with money. He wouldnt be able to stand up to me when I start spending like crazy.

Haha, I guess this woman in this video is your role model http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/videos/deserved-beating-gate-wife-slaps-husband-42-times.html

Romance › Girl Which Of These Men Would You Prefer by deco2come(op): 6:15am On Jun 07, 2010

A weak man with money or a strong man that is poor.

N.B weak or strong doesn't refer to his sexuality. I mean his other behaviours

Jokes Etc › Re: Chinese Fight by deco2come(op): 11:33pm On Jun 02, 2010

Efemena_xy:
Sorry,
What you were looking for cannot be found. It may have been moved or the URL address you've used is incorrect.

@Poster sort out your links first pleaaaaaaaasssssssseee!!

My dear I'm so sorry. I have fixed the link.

Romance › Re: See What Loneliness Can Lead To by deco2come(op): 3:53pm On Jun 02, 2010

Loveaflame:
It all depends on one's level of maturity and how you view life.From the higher dimension of living you can never be lonely because you are involved in so many positive activities.If you talk about looking for someone to takl to or share your burden with then it is a quetion of getting a good friend that can be trusted with confidential matters.It is not compulsory that the person be the same intimacy with you so far their is mutual understanding between the two of you.

I wish the guy jacking off at the back of the lady can hear you, unfortunately there is no way I can translate the message to him because I don't know him.

Jokes Etc › Chinese Fight by deco2come(op): 3:40pm On Jun 02, 2010

If you think you can beat chinese, try this man

http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/videos/two-chinese-men-fighting-or-dancing.html

Romance › See What Loneliness Can Lead To by deco2come(op): 3:36pm On Jun 02, 2010

Akon song(Lonely) is manifesting in the guy. See what loneliness can lead a guy to.

[url=http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/videos/caught-masturbating-in-public-bus-own-car.html[/b]]http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/videos/caught-masturbating-in-public-bus-own-car.html[/url]

Business › What Kind Of Business Can My Internet Connection Fetch Me? by deco2come(op): 1:48pm On Jun 02, 2010

I stay online almost 15hours a day. I have been thinking what kind of business can I do that will fetch me money. I want to make sure that the internet fee I pay is not a waste. Can some advice me on the best internet business I should engage in. I have heard a lot of Forex Business but I don't have must knowledge of it. Your advice is highly appreciated.

Travel › Re: Trinidad & Tobago: Is It A Place To Be? by deco2come: 9:35am On Jun 02, 2010

newworldcapital:
Thanks for your candid advice.

Am not going there to hustle but to settle down.

Am a FOREX Trader. All I need is good power supply and internet connection.

I'm so interested in Forex Trader. Can you shade more lights on how the business works. I'm want to learn more about it.

Nairaland General › Re: One Disadvantage Of Big Ass by deco2come(op): 8:59am On Jun 02, 2010

Princek12:
The poster must have a flat backside and is therefore trying to belittle having a big backside.

My ass isn't big nor small. Anyway I'm not a gay so why should I bother?

Romance › What Are The Things You Can't Tolerate In Your Marriage. by deco2come(op): 12:42pm On May 29, 2010

Marriage and friendship/relationship, they said are not the same thing. After raising this topic https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-452318.0.html, some folks admited that they can continue with the relationship.

It is true that there are somethings that will make us end a relationship immediately.Let's assume that you break up with Mr A because he is a d.i. c. k head and end up with Mr B without realizing that Mr B is a double d. i. c. k head.

After marriage, Mr B starting to show his true colour, will you continue with the marriage( believing in the phrase "Till death do us part" wink

or will you go with your own phrase " The Terminator" i.e end the relationship.

Romance › Re: What Do Girls Really Want? by deco2come(op): 12:26pm On May 29, 2010

nomsochris:
@poster, i think the thread should have been dubbed 'What is Deco2come's problem ?' cos i don't see any reason for it. If a babe allows u go down wit her fine,if not look for another and stop falling your hand online.

My brother abi like say you never see girls like that. The day wey you go meet them, that day you go fear "fear"

Romance › Re: Do You Look Back After You Said Goodbye by deco2come(op): 12:15pm On May 29, 2010

9-11:
Sorry dude I don’t think we would be requiring the services of a chauffeur for the night it’s going to be just me and ma baby.

What are the things that will make you quit a relationship and stops you from looking back

Culture › Re: Define Nigerian Culture In A Sentence by deco2come: 12:03pm On May 29, 2010

Nigeria has no culture but the ethnicity within it do.

Romance › Do You Look Back After You Said Goodbye by deco2come(op): 5:31am On May 27, 2010

Do you look back after you breakup with your girlfriend or boyfriend Or have you ever regretting breaking up with someone and wish you could turn back the hands of time?

I have had a similar case before. The funny thing was that I was after her friend and she was after me and my friends were after her. When I started dating her friend, she was heartbroken. Before I could say Jack Robinson!, the relationship with her friend just vanished as if it hasn't existed before.

When I looked back to seek for her attention, O'boy, she has disappeared like the early morning dews. I found myself standing in middle of the road; watching the world go by.

That moment I learned one lessons "Never looked down upon a girl that loves you esp. when she have the courage to make the first move"

Romance › Re: Her Dilemma by deco2come: 1:48pm On May 26, 2010

hbabe:
She should let go and don't bother to explain to the guy. That Pat girl will soon reveal the kind of person she is to him and it will just serve him right.
I hope you friend has learnt her lesson too.

Don't you think that if she let go without letting Mark know about the prank, when Pat reveal her true self to Mark, Mark will put all the blame on her(the girl) for not telling him everything. I think she should let Mark know now. It is up to Mark to take his decision. If Mark rejects her, then she has the right to give Mark a kiss of no return.

Romance › Re: Your Secret Admirer On Nl And I Promise I Won't Tell. . .lmao! by deco2come: 9:05pm On May 23, 2010

The one I admire is also second to none the most abusive lady I have ever come across. She likes abuse like house fly like wounds . I guess she robbed an innocent girl's physical stature on the day of creation.

Family › Man Receive's 22 Slaps From Wife by deco2come(op): 2:25pm On May 23, 2010

O boy see as my fellow man dey shop slaps as if tomorrow no dey. What will happen if he break a dish?

http://www.chinasmack.com/2010/videos/deserved-beating-gate-wife-slaps-husband-42-times.html

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Can Someone Explain This To Me by deco2come(op): 10:03am On May 23, 2010

Darthmaul:
@poster in d championship d top 2 automatically promotes to d pl while d 3rd-6th battle each other for d final 3rd spot hence d championship play-offs. I think blackpool knocked out forest while cardiff knocked out leicester, so blackpool played cardiff in d finals of d playoff. Whoever wins get promoted.

medjai:
^^^ you're very right. Newcastle and West Brom have been automatically promoted to the Premier League.
The others from 3rd to 6th will slug it out in a playoff.

God bless two of you. You guys just explained everything clear. Thanks a lot. I can now go on and enjoy the beautiful game of football.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Can Someone Explain This To Me by deco2come(op): 1:13am On May 23, 2010

Take a look at the two links below

http://www.eurosport.yahoo.com/22052010/58/championship-blackpool-reach-premier-league.html

And

http://www.eurosport.yahoo.com/football/championship

How did they make it to Premiere League. What happened to Nottingham Forest and Leicester City, that are top in position? I don't understand it well.

Romance › Re: Sleeping After intimacy by deco2come(op): 1:13pm On May 22, 2010

Caparzo:
Hw about this? She sleeps off while u r at it!!!!!!

O boy!!!!!!! I go swear for the girl.

Ebonyeyes:
Yes because apparently they have used up all their energy in the form of the wood juice that comes out even if some of them are 5 minuters

HAHAHA, you girls no go kill person. Hope the guy didn't shout "I too much" after the five minutes?

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