₦airaland Forum

saheedsa: This is a highly misleading step to translate bible into pidgin! If english version says somefin dat doesn't av pidgin english nko, there is high tendecy for there to be contradictions o!fest tu commente le NL du pidgin! Ala dance galala±etighi=real madness!!!

Do you know how many Hebrew words that do not exist in English, Yoruba, Igbo and Hausa languages?

WHY

fr3do: Waspwoman

lolz!

Pls Femmy, I want to bring in a 2009 hummer3. How much wld it cost me to clear it? Thanks n God bless you.

I told her I have a son and a daugther from another girl and she walked. Wasn't easy for me though, but she had to go.

That giirl is out to tear a wide gap btw ur brother and you. Pls be careful. You must find a way to come clean b4 ur brother.

Cld not believe my W124 (1995 Mercedes V-boot) did 185km/h on Owerri-Onitsha road 3wks ago. I cld get from Awka to Owerri in exactly 1hr.

au.hanson:
I wonder what car could be better than 2003 c240 machine on the highway?

Don't forget that he did not mention d condition of d car.

remmy007: All that intro for this car??

...I tire oh

Speaking her BF's mind: "did I send you?" Since it has started like this, tomorrow you will
- Sleep with pastor to have children
- sleep with d children's school principal to keep them in school.
- Sleep with landlord to avoid quit notice.
- Sleep with police to get away with traffic offence
.
My dear, the trust is lost. Even if I come back, it can never be d same. So forget abt the relationship, its just over.

I got there 3days late but ...the tree big oooooooh!

Its on nairaland and still called secret

Not the girl I used to know -Darey Art Alade

Okija juju: I paid 1000 naira.. More like her father just took 1000 naira note out of the stack of money I presented.

I wasnt asked for much with the list. Every other thing I spent was of my own volition.

PLEASE, WHAT COMMUNITY IS THAT?!!!

obicentlis: I wish my dad had this miracle.

Me too

Afam4eva: Was it murder or manslaughter?

It was murder

Ayomax: tht nice. wish to represent Nigeria as well

Me too oh!!! ...who knows how to get in touch.

t.b.o.y:
Iv been dating this girl just a little over a year now. Am four years older than she is. She has been good as far as i knw. The problem i av with her is that she treats me like am a lord. Initial i thought it was respect but nw she worship me which i don't like Iv sat her down time with no counts to make a realize i don't want that but she seems not to change. Iv never shouted or lay my hands on her so i don't knw What warranted all this. The relationship is now master and slave and its not interesting anymore. ADVICE PLS

I bet you will not like the opposite of her.

mko abiola: @op somtim ago,my gal threaten to leav and I told her she is very free.now am a big boy with cash.
She is d best looser.

Corret levels!!!
Na so e dey suppose be!!!

Doors did not open for me untill my ex left me. Plaese you can even show her d door, stay away frm fornication n turn to God. Who knows if she has not been a hinderance to you all these years. It worked for me, it will certainly work for u.

PAGAN 9JA:
umm no, you are mistaken. Each Spiritual Force is important and uniqe in its own perspective. therefore it is GODS, not gods.
i can understand if you wwere referring to man-gods like jesus or mary, then it can be lowercase. but these are Higer Spiritual POwers. GODS.

aaaaabegi!!!

All she just needs to do is to re-caliberate her mind. No too much talk about this.

nony30: I personally think ‎u are a wicked man and deserve •̸№ mercy.For •̸№ gud reason ‎u want τ̲̅ȍ evict d poor man when he has •̸№t even defaulted payment just becos someone is offering you higher.well sorry τ̲̅ȍ tell ‎u that d least ‎u will give him is 6 months after expiration of his agreement and then he will take ‎u τ̲̅ȍ rent tribunal where Į̸̸̨ƭ will be discovered he hasn't defaulted cos every thing is in his favour and then d court adjournment will give him another one year in court without rent and ‎u will be found wanting,then he will sue ‎u for damages and spend five yrs in d house making Į̸̸̨ƭ six yrs •̸№ rent for ‎u.This is my prayer for ‎u wicked soul!!

What's ur probllem?! He needs the house for personal use. Are you asking him to go and rent a place when he has a house of his own?

But, what's d big deal in telling whom it may concern that u wen back to school after ur HND programme hence ur serving b4 graduating as a BSc? My brother, no go compound ur simple issue oh.

idee.esperanza:
The only way to make them regret is:
1. Become successful
2. More successful

Sure thing Bro, ...sure thing.

konn: this man should let by gone be by gone he should thank God he was not in the house the day the incidence happened if not he will not be here talking of compesation today

what's the meaning of bygone when someone's life is presently in shambles? Pls don't say that again. Its not fair of you.

mike404: O boy that one na sharia law o Don't post anything that could be considered offensive to islam... How about the one that could be offensive to christian

God bless you Jare! Pls, Seun shld tell us if Christians wr not supposed to be in this website in the first place

Showkey and Rihana

she left me for another guy and four months later, I murdered poverty! Last week, which was exactly nine months after our break up, she pinged me saying "I don't know what came over me"
Ain't that a sign of regret?

*idriis*:
ok. And na u be consultant abi

Referee is a better description!

Airforce1: Where iz de pix?

tot u did not want to see his exema infested body. Wait for the movie.