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CeaserB: I'm not being tribalistic, but only Yoruba Fans can do this.
Mobs destroy your car and you still call them fans.
I can't imagine if they were all angry, over-happy or high.

You dey mind all those yoruba boys? They wanted to get a feel of her b.O.O.by and Ar$ee. Jobless randy he-goats.

[quote author=Bélla3]Allahu Akbar
Masha'llah[/quote]

Dawdy: Allahu Akbar!

[quote author=~Bluetooth]You mean some girls will actually date Gollum if he has the cash. [/quote]I know of a man living in my street who is uglier than Gollum. But see as girls flock on him like flies over faeces! He lives in a Posh Duplex, drives a Toyota Seqiour Jeep, a Hummer 2, Range Rover Sport XLE and a Toyota Avensis 2011 model. Come and see the kind of chick that roll with this guy. Na tru that man i know say truly, "Money answereth ALL THINGS"!

aryzgreat: Dats d "tribalistic sophistication" we are talking of! and d sophisticated yorubas are left out of the malaise belluigering nigeria! Mr tribalist try and balance ur write up, its not only in employment and sharing oil wealth we talk of federal character!

Don't mind the He-Goat!

If u are viewing this thread on a limited data plan, you are on a longgggggg thing! The thread alone don chop like over 12mb of data for my phone data wey i go take browse for one week!

To me, i believe both are reciprocal. I'll start by loving my woman and so i expect her to submit to me. If she refuses to play her own part, then i'll withdraw both my luv and my d.i.c.kk and give both of them to someone else who is willing to play ball

brightmon: .

This is the best comment ever

What are the guys here upset about? I'll happily sign the contract on only one condition...if the woman in question is as rich and pretty as the embattled SEC DG (Patricia Otteh) then after we tie the nuptial knot, i'll endure eating the shit while saving enough cash in a private account, taking ADEQUATE PRECAUTION not to create an opportunity for #4 and #14 and then after saving enough......End the whole thing by injecting "SNIPER" into her food or drink and LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

Your husband must be a "yes maa'm" man

doyindav: I am a producer in the industry!
you must have heard of Doyinsola Oduwole ryt?...okay good
I must tell you it is not easy..u have to be prepared.
send me an email to doyindav@yahoo.com
We continue from there.

Another p.u.ss.y is about to get fuckęddd

[quote author=lola.luv]Whether generous boyfy or handsome or swagalishious, my legs remain tightly locked and rightfully so since am not married. I'm a tower and not a swinging door. Amen?[/quote]Talk is cheap. Be there claiming "Tower" while the "Swinging doors" get married every saturday

omodapson: Wetin do these names?

They are no longer "Y2k compliant"

It's a win/loose situation. The guy collected 400k from her and duped her...if the visa aquisition was successful, she for go yankee, get one white boyfriend come forget the guy. No be beni girl?

freecocoa: Ha! See problem o.

Thank God my boo doesn't think like most of the guys on here.

How old are you and how old is your "boo"?

[quote author=str8_talk]dis promo sounds like Trash 2 my ears.
until whn we we pay 1k/s for national/off net calls,0.5k/s for on-net calls,50k/SMS,N200/1GB Data/24/7/mth d situation still remains we r bn ripped off by all these telcom companies who r just good in dishing out poor services[/quote]Haaaaa! That one will only happen in the year 2999 o!

brightmon: you win, you right. Are u ok now?

That post wasnt meant for you nah. It was for Mattex001 who claimed he subscribes for "2mb a month" and calls himself a big boy. Haba, does it mean it's only my comments u are stalkin here? Read his post

@brightmon, i think i get your drift. If u are using it on ur phone as you implied, it think is cost effective for you cos you can always switch from using ur phone as a modem to browsing with it via mobile browser like Opera mini or UCWeb which will not drain the data and i guess u stay in Lag where majority of ppl use airtel as their network for voice calls so the "on-net" call thing is to your advantage For me, i only use my airtel sim for my modem and not calls. It's all good anyway

^^^ Excuse me Mr "Big Boi"...Do you know what 2mb is? it will only open your facebook login page and google search page on another tab and get exhausted if u are using it on PC.

@Mattex001, 2mb for a month?

brightmon: you will save more of you recharge online ATM, mobile banking etc. Huge discount.
E.g: I reacharge online lately and got more than 100% back. Got abt 180mb, sms and same value of what i reacharged in my acc 2 but to call only on net calls.

It still doesnt make sense to me. If i want to recharge my modem and i go to an ATM, what abt other bank charges and secondly,for the "on-net" calls, the ppl usin airtel on my phonebook are not up to 5 in numbr. all for a miserble 180mb?

@OlaiJA, you are right. The networks in the UK and the rest of Europe make use of what is called Fibre Optics cables which is attached to ordinary phone lines and the speed is ultra fast and very cheap to maintain. NITEL is the only service provider which can provide such service in Nigeria. Revive NITEL and the cost of Data Services would reduce abruptly. But unfortunately, these service providers MTN, Glo, Etisalat the rest of them won't allow this cos it would be bad for their business.

adewasco2k: what he said is 5GB goes for N5,000
buying in bulk from wholesalers will get him a N200 discount
so he is paying N4,800 for 5GB

Simply and well stated

brightmon: pls explain, i honestly dont understand.

It's simple math nah. You said you get 4.6gb for 5k but i get 5gb for 4.8k so which means, i save N200 get an extra 400mb for what you are paying 5k for (minus 400mb)

brightmon: no, N5,000 for 4.6gb. "Airtel plus” the speed ok.

Listen, u are throwing money away! Airtel 5GB is N5,000 but when i buy the recharge cards from a bulk vendor, i am given a discount of N200 so in totality, it's N4,800. you can call 111 for further details

lillaowow: bros , yu sef grab....i get 8gb.......

How una take do am?

brightmon: i pay 5k for abt 4gb on airtell. Etisalat wakeup.

What do u mean? I pay N4,800 for 5GB monthly for airtel and it's so damn fast

wandeay: I once hacked etisalat over N1 million airtime sometimes around October 2009, and had transformed my life up till date, so i cant say anything bad about them, Etisalat all the way, Thumbs Up!

Guy, this ur lie fit detonate Boko Haram bomb o

I wonder why this jobless boys will not think before trying to scam another. Put yourself in your victim's shoes before you attempt to defraud him. Why would Pompey officials give audience to a loser like him? If he were truly Taribo's brother, he would present himself in person for that kind of arrangment rather than send a "pathetic" email message. Another cheap and detectable scam!

It only lasts for 60 days nah