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[quote author=Ejiné]Another stray tribalistic retarrd and his ineffective childish tantrums. Of course the dumb-arse moderators won't see this until the Igbos rise to the occassion and give the losers another thrashing as usual, na when dem go begin dey run in dey block and hide posts. SMH.
[/quote]What do you expect? The dumb-arssee mods are yoruba prickss themselves

[quote author=Missy_B]Naija men are so fugly!
Out of more than 20 carefully selected dudes, one cannot single out 1 - just 1- to call eye candy. Jesus wept! [/quote]Show us the picture of your Oyibo guy let's see! Inbred Monkey

mimifonwon: these men all look gay, plus they are all fugly, jesus, now i know nigeria dont have that many hot guys, and the look unhealthy. yuck, would never date any one of them.

Put up your pictures here so we can access you. Eedioot!

Seun, i think it's about time you call your moderators together, close Nairaland and y'all should start something more innovative like em.....sęłłińg ręćhąrgę ćąrdś

A repeat of 2008 please!!!!

onila: good to see Nigerian girls branching out. I am impressed

Ya was supposed to say "Successful and made Nigerian girls". It takes fame and success for a Naija babe to hook a dude like that! Not all these poor "chewing-gum" and "Pls, send me recharge card" broke-arsse girls like the ones here on NL

So you are among those who fell into the trap of buying those inefficient WD External HD which INEC used for their voter's registrations? I have about 6 of them stashed in my IT shop from unfortunate folks like you. Do you live within the Abuja environs so we can see what we will do about it?

yemmight: Seconded. Somebody come dey mention ibo girls. Tufiapa.

Yoruba girls dont know how to wash their pu.ss.y or brush their teeth! In campuses, they live in droves of about 9 or 10 in a small 12X12 room with every where smelling of dawadawa and sweaty armpits! Tufiakwa!!

eseosa77: if u come benin,hehehe guy u no go wan go back oooooo.Infact edo has this most cutest and wusup girls my guy

If you no dey drive Hummer and have up to N50m in your account and u stay in Edo, Konji go kill you!!!

WHERE IS Mrs Chimpma? I need her say on this one!

realwale: what is crappy about d comment. I am talking from exprience,i have worked in a very good bank for almost 5yrs now.i started doing biz 2yrs ago and i know what i am talking about. I started my biz because i knew one day an end will come to paid employment because of d mergers.i lost my job in february but i was prepared for it...so dont think u are talking to a LOSER.
Over 800 pple lost deir jobs last week alone. D other guy said GEJ wont fix d roads,maybe ur dada can help us fix it and ur mum fix d electricity issue too. You can ask pple in d manufacturing sector how much is expended on diesel,plants maintenance etc.many of dem are moving to ghana. Ask d hairdstylists and barbers how they are coping? No one is saying we shud wait for d govt to provide jobs but d ones dat are using their initiatives and ideas are bng frustrated out of biz.
Most of u guys can ask dose already there,u will know it is more than IDEA CONCEPTION ND BIZ PLAN. U must consider d external factors too. All d Peter Drucker nd Prof Potler books do not guaranty ur biz success.

Dont mind that SMELLSON SOnofabiatch talking s.hiT...he is one of those type of losers who sit at home doing nothing but feeding out of his aged parents' pension

[quote author=snellsun][/quote]some pple tink wit dere yanch.[quote]Just like you do Mr SMELLsOn

And how will "The platform 10.0" stop Boko Haram or reduce the pump-price of petrol? Will it create jobs for the teeming un-employed Nigerian youths? Another money making scheme! Mtchewwwwwwwwwwww

Bombing and Killing has become a way of life here in Nigeria...get used to it!

I have nothing to hide like Ileke Idi so yes...Infact, my girl has access to my gmail account and my facebook account too.

Ok nah

Maybe they discovered that she was involved in exam malpractice

Hmmm! How could i forget? Emmanuel College Owerri...you had to bring ur own "Locker" to school and chain it together with that of your neighbour in class so as to discourage locker thieves from claiming it. I remember buying soya-bean ice-cream and some other ice-blocked sugary and colored things tied up in waterproof which we called ice-cream for N1 each. Okin Biscuit and trebor peppermint used to be a delight. I remember savin up to N200 to buy a "Health" football which never followd me back home.

Kai! Yoruba men!! When will they ever stop doing all these atrocities? SMH

The corpse he wanted to steal from gave him a knock on the head

Afolabs101: This is not fair, how come they're all either SS or ibo I can understand the Northern states being repped by southerners due to boko haram, but at least let the south west states be repped by yoruba babes!

Mr Murray-Bruce please take note!!

Have u ever seen a pretty yoruba babe before?

I've just recieved an unconfirmed report that the radio house located in Area 10 has been bombed! Can anyone confirm this?

........Waiting for Mrs Chima

If it is Western Digital (WD) the hard drive that was used for INEC Registration that comes with a black casing, then forget it! I have up to 3 of them which was brought by some clients for fixing.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Find things that are of interest for the pair of you.

When you are incompatible it will show in the conversations.

It is also good to incorporate other people in the conversation. Not personal conversations, but general conversations because then you will learn more things about your partners.

I have learned a lot about Mr. Chima interacting with his friends, coworkers, and family.[/quote]So you are even married?