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Idowuogbo: Is dis pregnant goat still coughing bullshitzzzz? Put up a pic if u bold na, u think say we neva see ur halogen eyes, burnt complexion and ur lizard looking face? Guy u an excitement to ugly guys, jus wen they tot they had d most woworific star wars character as king, u showed up. Infact d only thing God spared u was a chance to be caged in d zoo as some tourist attraction.I bet sun don injure ur skin sotey.....den fit tap solar energy for ur half baked forehead.IDIOTA!!!

See why i said your father cursed the day you were conceived? So you cannot differentiate between an animated GIF Image and a real person? SMHID. That's why i reiterate the fact that you need to go cure that Human papillomavirus (HPV), Syphilis and Herpes all rolled up into one that has affected both your thinking and sight! Except for the HIV?AIDS part that can't be cured anyway!

Ishilove: [quote author=Idowuogbo]Yeah rite! I bet wen ur dad saw u, he shouted " Onome u for abort dis reptile na"

Voice Mail Off point! you aint even got humor so quit trying!

Ishilove: SEE FINISHING EHHHHHH!!! Chei, sister Idowu,you are MEAN!

where did this vampire bat fly in from

Idowuogbo: Ur fada!

LWKMD! Why bring my popsie into this? I tell u something, my dad is proud to have me as a son cos i bear his good looks. As for you, you are so ugly that when ever your father looks at you, he turns to your mother and gives her five resounding hot slaps while shouting, "I should have released outside that night,but you insisted!"

Idowuogbo: Refused Refusing to contest automatically means am ugly? I see parts of ur thinking faculty bin cremated. Listen to dumbbb self spew bullshitzzzz, u judging my looks by a username? Damn! We defo need to hold a memorial for ur dead brain cells. U came late dude! No time 2nite.. call again later gremlin!

I just corrected you there cos i'm sure you attended night school. Say thank you, then to bed and start figeringgg urself while fantasizing about one of your agbero boyfriends. anu mpama!

Idowuogbo: Stop preaching....ur lame comebcks holds no weight.who claimed to b most beautiful?I really have no time to trade words with a dullard whose orientation and opinion are senseless to say d least.So bounce.... Or better still, go play wiv dat groundnut u call willllly.

So this was all you could cook up after 25 grueling minutes? I'm so disappointed! SMH. FYI, i never said you claimed anything. I said YOU REFUSED TO CONTEST because YOU KNEW YOU ARE SO DAMN UGLY! Read my post very well (that's if you even went to school).Even your NL username and it's pronunciation shows how ugly you are! Low-life reptile

Idowuogbo: Is dis pregnant goat still coughing bullshitzzzz? Put up a pic if u bold na, u think say we neva see ur halogen eyes, burnt complexion and ur lizard looking face? Guy u an excitement to ugly guys, jus wen they tot they had d most woworific star wars character as king, u showed up. Infact d only thing God spared u was a chance to be caged in d zoo as some tourist attraction.I bet sun don injure ur skin sotey.....den fit tap solar energy for ur half baked forehead.IDIOTA!!!

In as much as i know that i am a very good looking young man, i won't put up my pic here just to prove a point to you cos good looks aint a priority for a guy. What matters in a man's life is the size of his wallet which i am very comfortable with. As for you "Jocelyn Wildenstein" (Google the name via Google images to see exactly what you look like), i dare you put your pics here so the whole world can attest to your worworness cos a woman's pride is her looks of which you fall on a -1 scale level! You gat none! No be your mates wey post their pics during the search for "The most beautiful girl in NL and you hid under the disguise of "just wanting to be an observer". I bet ur ugly pics woulda crashed alot of PCs that would have opted to view them and erased every information of Nairaland in Seun's server. Oya reply....u baboon arseee!

lepasharon: what wrong with you guys?
Oge looks lovely considering she has two kids! Her swagger is on point.I love her personality.
Most people have dark armpits ,so yall need to shut the hell up.

U dey mind dem? I bet the likes of Ido[i]wurgly[/i]ogbo and Ileke-Idi[i]ota[/i] are unmarried but they'll surely have protruded bellies as a result of their gluttony (over-eating of sharwama and supreme Mr. Biggs ice-cream) from those agberos who take them out. Let them post their pics and let us judge. I know that peeps would even think they are well over 40. At least Oge has dark arm-pits which is normal when u shave regularly unlike the haters here whose armpit hair have turned creamy-yellow in color and oozes a terrible odor that one can even perceive via the internet. Haters keep on hating....Oge is soooo fly!

Idowuogbo: D eyes of the frog? Std discoloured eyes?

Try again!

Hehehehehe! i just punctured a nerve didn't i? While pondering on what next to say to me while your fingers are trembling with rage, take a bottle of sniper and mix it with benylin cough syrup so you can sleep forever. that's if you can even afford both

Idowuogbo: Hahahaha! U sound hungry o! Prestige for ya eye abi? Mr man stop chatting shyte.Y didnt u quote odas dat called her ugly? Na my own u c abi? Fawking EPA! If I reason ur starving azz today hen! Mstewwww.....

Pls take a look at the eyes of the frog talking on her profile. I guess you have an chronic STD which has discolored your eyes. Go cure yourself before you yarn trash to me you imbecilic hippo. I took reference to your post cos you were the first to throw your exasperation on her first then others followed suit. What i say to you also applies to them too

The perpetrator of the act has been discovered. He is now wanted by the JTF. This is his picture below... Anyone who has useful information should contact the nearest Police station for his immediate arrest. NOTE: The suspect is not armed and not considered dangerous. Just a slap on his face will bring him down for you to overpower him.He is a member of Nairaland and his username is Alkapino

Alkapino: NO BE BOKOHARAMS OO. Na them mumu xtians wan to burn themselvs.

I'm sure it was your father that planted the bomb there. Bush Rat like you

Idowuogbo: Sharrrapppp!!! Na only me u see bully abi? I guess na Oge dey feed u as u dey so. If u no like wetin I yarn go kiss life wire. Nkita!

Fine. Na she dey feed me...so what? Can you even feed a chicken? She has attained fame and prestige but nobody bloody knows your address. Monkey!

Idowuogbo: U best wear ur contacts if ur recommended don weak. U like wot look? D black dress is defo sexy, but! considering d hair and make-up,they got her looking like Karashika d queen of demons.As for dat blue blazer and snake print trousers,mehn.....Head to toe she is screaming Okrika.

See Beef! Y jealousy wan kill you? If they calculate all the money she used in buying those accessories and the one she paid to take the snap-shot, it will be enough to cater for your school-fees in the University and the change will be enough to even pay for 6 months internet access for you to come here and yap trash. Abeg Oge my former school-mate and great zikite (UNIZIK), carry go joooor! Let all your haters go and board Dana flight!

strangest: God will continue exposing them but where are they get their finances from?

They are getting it from Ati, Baba, Sanu, Buha and one governor that looks like a frog whose name ends with "ngida" from a electical power producing state.

DheBuck: The reason a lot of us use a BB is for nothing else except the special internet bundles it has...if andriod or iphone has bundles I think they'd be popular too among nigerians

Are u ok? Internet Bundles is what you get from your service provider( ie: MTN, Etisalat etc) and that's only when you pay for it. It does not come with your device. HABA

mu2sa2: MTN will never giv u anything free. Even d so-called 100% bonus will be taken back one way or d other. But d choice is yours: u can choose to be a slave to MTN or be free & pick other networks.

Any other analysis na wash! I just wonder y ppl chose to act foolishly. Your network is cheatin u & u still cling to them & u come here to cry foul when their are BETTER OPTIONS! MTN is not bein wicked 2 their customers, it's d customers that r being wicked to themselves.

ambrosini593: Below is the picture of Ini Edo when was about 2-year old. She released on twitter. Isn't she lovely?

[img]http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg616/scaled.php?tn=0&server=616&filename=f05gh.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640[/img]

http://yfrog.com/h4f05ghj

Enough is Enough! I'm going to start my own forum

Steveonyekachi: I quarrel wit my girl friend last nyt cuz of this attitude of not washing up dishes after eating...she ate about 12pm and dump the dish to sleep and movie.. I ignored it...now wake up again by 6:30pm to eat the remianing food in the pot and dump it again...when I told her, she got angry...that I don't suppose to remind her...that she will do it at her convenient time...mean while the sink was filled wit used dishes..thank God for courtship b4 marriage

na wah for her o!

It feels soooo good being a bachelor! noni

Cherryslim: may be u should ask urself y u are stil single or ur mate never marry? ,must u insult people all becos u were given d priviledge to do so, may be u should speak 4 urself first

Dearie, i'm a man. Marriage aint my priority for now. I want to prepare a very good foundation for my unborn kids before i do that. The major emphasis here is that most ladies keep waiting for the perfect prince-charming that never comes. By the time they clock 30+, they start "toasting" 18yr olds

safeLove: Even though I hate climbing down the stircase in the morning. I love making breakfast for my boo. He enjoys my cooking and I love to watch him eat. So I seize every opportunity I get to feed him. For now he's the only "kid" I have.

This is the most romantic thing any female NLer has ever said here! ****i evny ur boo****

The only power shift they should be talking about should be how to rule their cattle! Nonsense

To me o...one of the major reason we have many single ladies today is the "Beyonce factor"! Beyonce has spoilt the minds of many single ladies with that her "All the single ladies" song and the most annoying part of it is that after singing it and getting our ladies to dance to the rhythm whill shaking their waist in simulation, she quietly dropped the microfone, looked left and right, and then tip-toed quietly out of the stage to go and marry Jay-z.

[quote author=olumide@yahoo.c]some ladies are not serious, before u can find a single ladies nw it will deficurt, some of them are so uselessss...don,t be annoyed 2 me am telling u d truth single ladies should talk.....[/quote]Na wah o! This ur grammar sef is bad enough to make any single lady u come across swear to remain single! smh

[quote author=linda_1]Because i'm too shy lol[/quote]C'mon girl, try to overcome ur shyness ok. Men don't bite u know? Is the person on that pic you? If it is, then you are the most prettiest creature i have seen in a lonnnnnggggg time. The way u even sounded shows ur meekness

Cherryslim: Because men are wicked and liars they take advantage of ur sincerity to be stupidit, they are like a wolf in a sheep clothing. Is just few among all dat are "REAL MAN" anyway the Handsome man are not yet born

And because of the way u are running ur mouth like canary, u will not be able to detect the "few" you talked about!

Jasmine Jetz: Besides who said a lady must be hooked in a relatinship.Independence is important 2 moi

You see?! This has answered the whole question! Independence=Non-Submission to a man! See as they don they coin their own grammar these days..."me" has become "moi" No be only moi, na moi-moi!

Faithlovewinner: Stil single cos it's a neccesary face of life.and every face in life perpares u to d nxt level. It is beter to be single beliving God 4 husbnd then getting married and praying to become single. And abover all. It's a privilage to be single.

Nah nah nah... i think u are single because u simply cannot differenciate btw "face" and "phase".

Michky: Their body odour is another story.

Especially when they are on their menses! They reek like 2day old sh.it mixed with soured egusi soup! Yuckkkkk!!