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Adexy4us: Havin broken links erros on ds my site -www.websoluteng.com its only d frontpage dats visible

I'll check it up in an hour ans send you results

[quote author=the.game]am just trying to help those that need it...so y? the insult
after una go talk say person stingy. nd even if what i said was wrong u could have corrected me with brotherly love rather than insult....SMH[/quote]I'm sorry if i sounded harsh but i was only trying to save u from future trouble. All i was tryin to explain is that you dnt just say things like this on a faceless forum like NL. i knew a guy who was into this in Enugu and ran into trouble cos he was so desperate for d cash

@Billonaire, sounds sweet but risky! Doing that in a place like Abuja where Multichoice has a major office has some bounce-back effects. I prefer the small change i get from students i do it for who pay me jointly. Infact i'm even thinking of leaving that area because of one bad-belle guy who runs a viewing centre in my area. I dnt know how but he smelt a rat and is threatening to report me simply because i am spoiling bizness for him. I like guys like you cos u thinking is monopolistic. Good one though

[quote author=the.game]for those interested in watching dstv for free, contact me through pm[/quote]It's people like u that makes things difficult for us. Person wey dey work for DStv go call you one day say make u come do am for am and you will "mumushiously" go not know that plained clothes policemen are waiting for you in the arranged venue

Billyonaire: Wow, if you can do this, then we are in business.

Oh really? How do i know if you are not a DStv staff?

Billyonaire: How did you do it ?

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Errors detected in the website: http://www.mouauceet.com

Hello NL Webmasters, we all like to be known as ingenious when it comes to our mastery in web development. But as it may seem, humans are often prone to mistakes. when you as a Web developer works on a site and uploads it, sometimes, you may have the website filled with broken hyperlinks, slow-loading images etc without even knowing. This may not augur well as your website may not function just as you want it to because of slow loading times and error pages. That alone can discourage a visitor to visit your site again.

Also this might affect your ability to get contracts especially when you submit a proposal to an establishment for a web contract. (They might check for errors in your previous web projects) and that might mar your prospects of getting the job.

Well, i just purchased a software which can detect errors in your website by trawling the site and displaying the errors it detects such as broken links, missing and unobtainable files and so on. You can save the results as a html page or excel .csv document

Below are screenshots of what the software can do and a display of errors detected on a website: http://www.mouauceet.com (Do you guys remember the guy who owns it and his claim?)

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sisieko2001: brand new BMW X6. that is all i need from him to make me appreciate him.

he can skip bringing me breakfast in bed.

Little wonder why so many ladies are still single at the age of 35.

Sijo01: shat ap dair!

Exactly what you'd say to him when he tries to explain why he didn't wash your clothes or do any of the other four you mentioned. SMH

Belmot: Shameless leaders-
In 1979,bamanga tukur was the governor of the defunct gongola state (Now adamawa & taraba)and 33 years after he is today the chairman of the ruling party;
Dr bello haliru was commissioner in the old sokoto state (now sokoto, kebbi & zamfara) and 33 years later he is today the minister of defence before is removal some few month ago;
Major general david mark(rtd) was the military governor of niger state in 1984 and 28 years later, he is today the senate president;
Gov. murtala nyako was the governor of niger state in 1976 and 36 years later he is today the governor of adamawa state;
Ogbonnaya onu was governor of abia state in 1992 and 20 years later he is today the national chairman of of ANPP;
Gov. david jonah jang was the governor of benue state in 1985 and 27 years after he is today the governor of plateau state;
And martins elechi of ebonyi state governor is over 80 years old!
Only in Nigeria is this possible,where the youth of today have no future! where do we go from here?.In 1985,IBB was the president and our teachers told us that gen. buhari was the former head of state......our teachers also called us the leaders of tommorrow.....
27 years later, IBB and buhari are still contesting for president.It's either our teachers lied to us about being the leaders of tommorrow, or tommorrow is yet to come. Who is fooling who? hmmmmmm!

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[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Many many fools on this threats can't even afford dinner. . .Poverty can breed hate. Go get your money and fame.[/quote]Excuse me, but does davidunce pay u for licking his arsee after visiting the toilet?

I don't blame Davido, i blame MTN! If not for them, who would have seen his face on TV? Displaying his negative and toutish "Pulse"!

Rubbish! I know of a Governor who sleeps with secondary school girls and nothing happens. The issue of moralty is only when you do something bad and not get caught or you have the money and power to cover it up.

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]You are trying to compare a silver-back gorilla with Malcolm X, Martin and FELA. . .who ever is paying you should be shot like a common criminal. Dammit!![/quote]Haba! Oga, take it easy nah. This is your president you are talking about like this o!

This video shows where an Xtian man is beheaded by the dreaded Boko Haram. Pls don't view this video if you have health issues. I the poster couldnt even view it to the end

http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/headlines/136317-gruesome-murder-of-man-by-boko-haram-video.html

2sa2: you should be ashamed of your self joining issues with a chic. cant u see she's just having fun?? chill out man!!!!

2sa2: such a p u s s y. SMH

2sa2: NOT FUNNY

Hey Mr. Retarded Slow-poke, it's none of your frigging business whom i join issues with. Please continue searching for a job cos i can see that it's what brought you to NL and save your broke-arseee before you dim yourself fit to talk to the likes of me. Gorilla-headed Dim-wit.

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@OP, how old are you?

emmysenior: Take me shopping monthly, taking care of the bills, PDA, never demands, hot, passionate s*x.... Infact she must be a miss independent. How bout that?

You must either as super-hot as an Italian model or dating a cougar (Sugar mum) to achieve all the above

Goldenheart: are u dating a gorilla??....thats gross

LMAO

Cooking a very good meal for me (doesn't have to be expensive but should be tasty), doing my manicure and pedicure with her own pedicure kit, running her hands on my hair ( i don't know why or how it happens but wen my woman does that to me, i feel so calm and loved) and most importantly (my boo does this one presently) calling me unexpectedly and says, "I JUST CALLED TO TELL U THAT I LUV U VERY MUCH"

Anasko: if it is muslim. How did he sneak into d church without the security men seign him. U pple shuld think otherwise u wull continue fooling ur self. Make i sleep jare.

No be only sleep...Go die!