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Hmm! waitind for when she'll grow, shoot a man down and tell her mama.

[quote author=190-the-clown]Another August research from an August vistor

Only found in Nairaland romance

As usual, I'm not :O -

So my grandfather who lived a 110yrs after marrying 11 wives

Is single and lived a single life after having over 80 grand children

Utter rubbish[/quote]The women during your Grand-fathers time were not "BB Porshed" or "Brazilian Wigged" oreinted then and there was nothing like "Telenovella", Facebook and Pinging at the time. #Decrypted

Excuse me...there's this attitude i don't like about some NL'ers here o. U see a topic on Frontpage and u click with ur own mouse o and then start complain, "And this made the frontpage" If u see something u think aint worth the FP, SIMPLY SKIP IT and jump to another and if evry headline in NL on d FP in NL is not worth being on the FP, put NL in your list of blocked sites and have peace! WTF nah?

@2tek, Etisalat did not give out 1b naira...it was $1m (N150M) cos then a dollar was N150.

@Jinadu-Josefu, you are the third person mentioning something about Idowuogbo doing drugs. This claim seems to be so asertive...hw true is it?

ablekingdon: If dis nah real snake,it must b d mother of al d Whole snake in d whole world,God u really creatd sometin,u are 2 much,anoda moighty is yet 2 b discovered

God can never be insane to create something like this

[quote author=lola.luv]This woman is blessed. She is at the top of her career and running the home front nicely too. I saw her movie with Ramsey Noah (PRIVATE STORM) and I was like: Damn! OmoTee is as sexy as ever!
Her husband is one in a million; a very rare breed. Very secure in himself as a man that he supports her endeavours unreservedly. Btw, did he grow up in Naija?[/quote]He supports her endeavors cos she didn't allow fame to get into her head or cme inbtw her role as a wife.hw many women can do that

Valto: mtn and there lies... anyway there is no harm in trying.. after all its just to load upto 3k from now till october... see the link to the advert herehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMyl9HY9LvQ&feature=share

Guy! There is no plane! You will load up to 3k worth of credit and all you'll ever use out of it will be N300. After that you'll come here and start abusing them. I can't believe that some peeps are buyin this lie already! SMH!!

It's a hoax! The plane does not exist. It is only a fake promo to ensnare greedy and guillible Nigerians. Do you know how much an aircraft worths? Fall for it at your own peril...No be only plane, na Dana plane! Nonsense

mkmyers45: Played Football Manager for 32 hours some years ago..then i had momentum.

What the hell do people see in that "dry" game?

PetroDolla: you're very funny. I don't hate anybody, but anyone who seeks to denigrate my country is my enemy!
I'm not here to fight.Today, the whole of Ghana is mourning.the mood is incredible. Peace.

Decryptor,r u d guy dat cracked dstv's coding system?

@Petrodolla, i'm amazed u sound so humane today I crack decoders and smartcards. You are the one mentioning DSTv o! I no follow u talk ooo

PetroDolla: yes, of course. You have any reason to think otherwise?

@cogbuagu, you better don't answer! Remain silent o!! This guy is a ghananian whose hatred for anything Nigerian is is so lethal like the bite from a rabid dog. He's on the prowl on NL looking for who to bite again!! Check ALL HIS POSTS on his profile and you'd see what i'm talking about.

@Nkemmu, u just claimed here that you are happily married and that you have "two sweet lovely girls" for your hubby? How come you started a thread/topic titled: "The lady every man will want to marry" and berated yourself that you are looking forward to settle down but every relationship you enter breaks down cos u r "Hot headed". U started this thread on 29 July last month! Culd it be tht u found a man,got married to him & had 2kids in the space of just 11 days? Or r u just one big pathetic liar?

@2kurupt, why wait for number portabilty that may "never" come? Simply buy a SIM for an alternative network of your choice: btw N200 to N250 depending on the network operator, buy bulk SMS units of about N1K or N1,500 and send a notification to your friends and loved-ones who you call/call you frequently and notify them about ur new number telling them that the old MTN line will henceforth be unaccessible. Or if u really love ur MTN line so much, use it to merely recieve calls & use another ntwrk 2 callout

[quote author=eze-best]Do you know that only Swift and Starcomms networks are comparable to Etisalat? But Etisalat has the advantage of wider coverage because it's a GSM while the other two are CDMAs and above all with very cheap subscription plans. Call me on 08174705813 if you need more details.[/quote]What's the essence of calling you when we can just go to their various websites for more details? or are you just tryin to advertise your number?

2kurupt: Got the shocker when I tried activating a plan yesterday. This shall surely be the last time I subscribe to any empty-hen data bundle

Na today? By the time they notice u and some others who have made this resolution are no longer subscribing, they'll find a way to hoodwink you with a "tweaked" fake irresistable offer and you will "nose-dive" into it, get ripped off in the process, and complain again! And the circle continues.

ecna: *

check ur inbox

Adexy4us: D site is a joomla site. After entering my cpanel where wil i do d amendmnts. Its only d footer links dat weren't prperply linked. Am specific abt d oda main-menu links.

@Adexy, you need to add .htm or .html attribute to your links. That will enable internet browsers recognize the fact that it a link which points to another page. it might work fine in the joomla interface but not at all in a web browser. As you can see in the pictures, the software (not me) pointed out d fact

That's terrible ! where did this happen?

nicekeno: I can see your father there, ask him.

Thank you. I went to your website expecting to see a site like that of siverbird but unfortunately, what i saw looked like a cow-dung

Adexy4us: Havin broken links erros on ds my site -www.websoluteng.com its only d frontpage dats visible

Sorry for the delay in checking your website. I did the trawling with the software and i discovered the following errors: The other pages in your website were not properly linked. You only included the name of the pages without adding the ".html" attribute. Here are screen-shots of the errors

Solution: Add the .htm or .html attribute after your page name links in the index page. You can do that with a HTML Editor such as Frontpage or Dreamweaver. Or simply use a text editor like Wordpad.

How to: Copy the html code on notepad or using a WYSIWYG like dreamweaver, go to the code interface and look for the highlighted links.Everything will work after you do that!

Best of Luck!

Mavor: Cos you Yorubas know how to talk but no action. Look at the Civil war. Nigeria would have been split since if you had agreed to join Ojukwu. You are nothing but the Hausa man's bit<h (see Kwara). The South South and South East can go it alone. Apart from Lagos ( due to the heavy influence of foreigners and other tribes) and to an extent Ogun, you guys have nothing. So educated yet little to show for it in your villages. Bla bla bla masters. Na una tribal sef pass hausa man.

Chineke moi! This blow is more painful than the one Spartacus gave Crixus in Spartacus Season 1

Yomieluv: idowuogbo is getting married finally?is nairaland a dating site for the frustrated?

Laff Wan Tear My Blokos! LWTMB!

tellwisdom: Bro, using idowu as a brides made is at ur own risk, if only weed smoking is allowed at d party

I thot i was the only one who noticed.

fantababy: Dear All,

I am a regular visitor to Nairaland, but I have not been able to post / comment for a long time because I could not remember my password.

I want to vent my depression as I have no one to talk to, would try to make this as short as possible. To start with, my temperament is melancholy. Melancholies struggle with periods of depression & bitter sweet moments. Words count with us and we hurt easily.

I am 9 months pregnant, and combining this current status with my temperament has not been easy. Pregnancy on its own is not an easy journey and it is sad when your hubby does not understand this. I have a fantastic hubby, but these past 9 months have been challenging & more depressing for me because he expects me to be a super woman. I think this is very selfish, mean and cruel.

I am a full time working lady & very hard working, am not boasting about it. All through my pregnancy, I ensured that I did not allow the sickness associated with pregnancy to slow me down. I always cooked & went to the market myself. My hubby goes to work with lunch and eats every night. The very few times when am unable to make his dinner, due to extreme fatigue, my dear hubby wears a long face & prepares only his own food, without asking me if I have eaten. I find that very selfish, but I have bottled it up. Imagine, me curled up in bed, too tired & hungry, and my dear hubby goes into the kitchen, prepares something, and eats alone, without looking at me twice. He makes very annoying statements, like “am pretending or am I the first pregnant woman!”

All through this pregnancy, I have suffered extreme pelvic pain, waist pain & swellings. My feet size went from size 39 – 42. I feel pains standing for more than 10 mins, but I bear it all & pretend, least my hubby makes more annoying statement. I can cope with the physical pains, but I cannot combine this with verbal abuse & emotional pain. I get really uncomfortable most times, and simply requests like pls turn off the AC, give me your pillow, pls open the windows are met with negative responses most times or done grudgingly. Even a simple massage request is always done in such haste.

This is my first pregnancy, and right now, I am extremely emotional. My mother is late and I miss her terribly. My family have only supported through phone calls. I feel sad, that my hubby has never volunteered to assist with the groceries or making breakfast / lunch / dinner/ laundry. Etc. I have asked for assistance a couple of times and I get a NO.

Am due in about 2 weeks and I am so anxious & scared. My pelvic pains are so extreme that they keep me awake most nights, most times I cry at night. I can’t turn and walk with so much difficulty. Last Sunday, I had to scream at him, that I want to be pampered. He was saying a lot of hurtful things and I had to plead that he should keep quiet least he says more hurtful things. He says am disrespectful & my attitude is bad. Please, how do I maintain a respectful attitude when I am in so much pain / discomfort and he has not shown any care during the time I need him the most. I try to respect him a lot but I think he has an esteem issue, because every of my actions are counted as disrespect! I walk on egg shell all day.

Am anxious & nervous at the thought of being a mother, the labor pains, sleepless nights after the baby is born are all making me depressed. Even the thought of having my mother in law stay with us is getting me scared. (She is a very nice woman, but the thot still scares me). Right now, I want to curl up in bed, have someone massage my body, feed me breakfast in bed, pray with me, make my nails, stroke my hair and tell me all will be well. But no one to do that. I am tempted to spend the weekend with my father, but he would smell something is wrong, and he lives far away from me.

I have decided that since no one wants to pamper me, I would pamper myself. I would cook when I have the energy, (no point stressing myself for a man that does not appreciate), I would sit by the beach, read a book & let the wind sooth my troubled heart, I would go the cinemas, walk around the malls, eat out & buy lovely things for myself……..

@OP,(AND OTHER CONTRIBUTORS) ESP THE FEMALE Nairalanders, In reference to the bolded, i am not trying to vouch for your husband but in the same vein, i must make known my observations. First i'd like to ask you a Q? Have you been going for antenatal check-ups and classes? Why i am curious is because of the fact that you are pregnant and none of us here lives with you and your husband so we can't judge based on the premises that about 20percent of preg women pass thru a condition known medically as "antepartum depression"....I'll explain: Most Women undergo this phase especially in their first pregnancy and they tend to exhibit temperamental traits that irritates anyone who comes close to them or is around them. they find themselves picking arguments with people - including their husbands for no real reason, mood swings are terrible, and they just snap if something doesn't go as they want. Then the next thing they do is to get really mad with themselves and get all tearful. Other symptoms include:


Persistent sadness
Difficulty concentrating
Sleeping too little or too much
Loss of interest in activities that you usually enjoy
Recurring thoughts of death, suicide, or hopelessness
Anxiety
Feelings of guilt or worthlessness
Change in eating habits

The worst part of it is that they do all this unintentionaly! It has to do with the hormonal changes they experience during the pregnancy. Before i got into the university after my UME, i was opportune to visit an elder cousin who dotes on his wife like the biblical Jacob doted on Racheal. His wife was an extrovert, very well-mannered and so friendly that even me sef dey jealous the guy But when she became pregnant, come see wahala. The babe changed totally...especially during the first trimester which, she calmed down abit until the pregnancy entered the eight and final month. My cousin in sharp contrast to the description of your husband was over-pampering her but all he did meant nothing...I'll give examples: she would wake him up as early as 3am in the morning and ask for Pap or tea, he would prepare it and bring it to her in the bedroom and the next minute she'll start yelling!, "The pap is too watery! I want it thick!! He'd rush back to the kitchen, prepare another bowl and make it thicker, she'll go like, "What is this? Now i know you hate me! You want me to drink this thick pap so that it will choke me and the baby then you'll go and marry another woman"! He'll go to work, she'll call and say, "honey buy me yoghurt". My cousin will buy the yoghourt and come back and she'll say, "This yoghourt is too cold"!
Hussy go beg me make i put yoghurt for microwave,after bringing it, she'll shout, "I can't take this junk anymore. It doesnt taste like yoghourt! You should have just bought me apple juice instead" Hubby: "But baby, the doctor said that all this beverages might not be good for you and the baby, so why not......" Wife cuts in, "Shut up!! Does the doctor know what i am passing thru?" Oh, maybe i'll just leave the house for you so that you can go and bring in the doctor as your wife!!MTCHEWWWWWWWWW" (The doctor in question na man o) My cousin will be like and He picks up his briefcase to go into the room and the next thing he gets is, "Oh! I'm talking to you and you are walking out on me abi? I don't blame you...afterall, you put me in this condition". My cousin really suffered to the extent that he comes to the sitting room some mid-nights and sobs softly to himself but as for me, i quickly "Usain Bolted" outta their house when the attacking wan come my side. But after all that, when she finally delivered, she became her normal self again. The joviality and friendliness came back.

some women experience theirs after having the baby (Baby blues) Google it to find out what that means. That's why you shouldn't take all this NL girls who are here bad-mouthing your husband and other men seriously cos i bet 95percent of them never marry or enter labor-room before and unfortunately, MOST of them because of ther ill-mannered character and outburst + their gender stereotyping may not have that experience

What your husband needs at this time is patience and understanding. Try to consider his own feelings too cos the whole experience is albeit new to him. He should just learn to cope sha. I wish you both the best

You can follow this link to have a better understanding of what i'm talking about:

http://www.womenshealth.gov/publications/our-publications/fact-sheet/depression-pregnancy.cfm#a

ecna: I sent u a PM, can u kindly reply? Its important. Thanks
Ad_bayo@yahoo.com

@ecna, the mail i sent to you bounced back. I'll try resending again

JimOvia: I'm beginning to doubt these guys can really do this free Dstv stuff. Despite all my mails and PMS to them, none have come up with anything. Abeg make una go sleep. If we can't pay Dstv again we go watch nta or buy movie. Apart from soccer what do they really show sef. I can easily go to a viewing Center for it.

Sorry for the delay to reply... i go to work in the morning and come back quite late. I have sent you an email. pls check your inbox. if i haven't, send me a reminder with the emaill addy i dropped here above with your NL username "JimOvia" as subject.

27 PM messages already? Una wan over-flood my inbox? Ok, for those interested, drop me a holla on spammersgovex@gmail.com
"i purposely opened that account in order to avoid spamming". i'll then give you the info for free cos i won't come to meet anybody personally to do anything!

webdezzi: really? i dont believe this,

you really cannot access a channel except you are allowed to connect to them
the auth process is right on their server and not on your decoder.

except you want to teach me something?

Listen, you have a point but there are ways to get get around all that which i'll explain

For you to recieve signals fron a Pay Tv service like DStv, you need an uplink dish.The uplink dish is pointed toward a specific satellite and the uplinked signals are transmitted within a specific frequency range, so as to be received by one of the transponders tuned to that frequency range aboard that satellite. The transponder 'retransmits' the signals back to Earth but at a different frequency band (a process known as translation, used to avoid interference with the uplink signal), typically in the C-band (4–8 GHz) or Ku-band (12–18 GHz) or both. DStv makes use of mainly the Ku-band .

Now the leg of the signal path from the satellite to the receiving Earth station (eg: Multichoice) is called the downlink. The satellite receiver or Set-top box demodulates and converts the signals or downlink to the desired form (outputs for television, audio, data, etc.). Sometimes, the receiver includes the capability to unscramble or decrypt the received signal; the receiver is then called an Integrated receiver/decoder or IRD.

This is where DStv comes in and this is what they do...they encapsulate the signals and then through special computers distribute the frequencies based on your active subscription (bouquets) to your account and then set default "run-times" (duration of your subscription) from a start time to finish. Eg: you pay for premium bouquet with the sum of N11,000 on the 7th of August (start) for a month which ends on 6th September (finish). This schedule is transmitted to your Smartcard (which has a chip) and once the plan is active, you receive the signal when you insert your card into the decoder till your subscription expires.

Now this is what is done to bypass all that....You would need to "reverse engineer" 2 Items:
(1) Your smartcard using a device known as a Manual Insertion Magnetic/IC Card Reader&Writer (Google it, there are different types/models for different purposes) but this one has a specific model which i wont mention. I purchased it via alibaba.com
(2) The Micro Controller Chip located in the Decoder which interprets the information on the Smart-card and transmits via the instructions on the card based on your bouquet.

Your smartcard and this micro controller chip are "married" to each other so after giving Mr Smartcard a different language from the one it had before, you need to help Mrs MC Chip in decoder to understand the new language nah or else dem go quarrel Why do you think that after paying for subscription, the customer care tells you to insert your smartcard into the decoder and make sure the decoder is on? It's because the husband and wife (smartcard and micro-chip) are copulating to give birth to an offspring "Your bouquet subscription" so both of them need to understand themselves to do that.

Secondly, the reason why you see the message " Pls wait while we verify your subscription" after your decoder boots is because of those who only rewrite the smartcard code without doing the same for the Micro controller chip. The chip sends an error message to Dstv via the smartcard that something was tampered with and DStv will automatically block you. Na wen u come go their office go complain with your smartcard (if you will be stewpid enough to do so), na im they go open your nyashhh!

You will also need the use of a particular set of software to which you'll install in your PC so you can modify,rewrite and cancel some values. After doing that CORRECTLY, BANG!!! You don't need the authentication you were talking about anymore. Everything become opens and funny enough, your card won't be traced by them (DStv) to look for you because HEY! you've removed yourself from their watchful eyes.
I think i've said too much already!