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Christianity Etc › Re: Lagos State Shuts Down 24 Religious Outfits For Causing Too Much Noise by Decryptor(m): 11:08am On Apr 30, 2015
tomdon:
there is one mosque at okota around enoma bus stop that blasts speakers at 5am. this constitutes serious noise. I don't know if some residents like it because someone told me he uses it as alarm, but as for me it distracts my sleep. action should be taken ASAP
Chai! And na that 5am sleep dey sweet pass.
Culture › Re: Ex- Military Governor Of Anambra, Pleads With Igbo Parents To Reduce Bride price by Decryptor(m): 11:16pm On Apr 29, 2015
willibounce1:
Tot you where talking about your culture. It's good to make yourself happy once in a while.

This is one Nigeria. You don't like it, move to Indonesia and get a death sentence like your brothers. We talking cream girls, you talking yam legs and beard chest Igbo asha.wo girls.
What of yoir bleached smelly sweaty yorubastard women?

PROMO! PROMO!! PROMO!!!
Yoruba women for wives.
Marry one Yoruba woman for only N200 Glo recharge card
and get 2 FREE!! grin grin grin
Culture › Re: Ex- Military Governor Of Anambra, Pleads With Igbo Parents To Reduce Bride price by Decryptor(m): 11:12pm On Apr 29, 2015
ola9ja:
please dont reduce it, you can equally increase it by 50 percent more than what it used to be, Menopause and bear bear go full their jaw, have you done a survey recently to see how many 35 years and above single igbo ladies are roaming the streets with bears on their chest and jaw? I urge you to find out, learn culture and marriage rights from the Yorubas, they dont collect bride price, they return it and let you know that their daughters are not sold rather they are giving her to you to take very good care of her.
And after all that, the yorubaboon men will still be running after igbo girls while their wives will be selling agbo and paraga on the streets! grin grin

Igbo toto is sweet and only reserved for made men!
Culture › Re: Ex- Military Governor Of Anambra, Pleads With Igbo Parents To Reduce Bride price by Decryptor(m): 10:37pm On Apr 29, 2015
Yoruba girls as wives PROMO...yoruba girls as wives PROMO!!
Come and marry 1 yoruba girl for just N250 and get 2 for FREE!!
grin grin grin
Culture › Re: Ex- Military Governor Of Anambra, Pleads With Igbo Parents To Reduce Bride price by Decryptor(m): 10:34pm On Apr 29, 2015
kestolove95:
Igbos go use one of dem Dota bride price sponsor d rest children go skool or open shop for all d boiz in d family...very unfortunate set of clans
We are not as unfortunate as you wey your papa dey pay the men wey marry your sisters "thank you fee" every month for accepting them for dash (free) grin grin
Culture › Re: Ex- Military Governor Of Anambra, Pleads With Igbo Parents To Reduce Bride price by Decryptor(m): 10:27pm On Apr 29, 2015
Zico5:
Begging them, mcheeeeew. Na today dem dey beg them. Do u know the reason why igbo are real criminals, armed robbers and corruption personified? Then u know for sure. Thank God for my tribe. Very proud of ODUDUWA
Chai! E dey pain you cos you can't afford even the eye lash of our precious sweet igbo girls grin grin
pele o! Go and manage your black and bleaching smelly white-haired armpit yorubaboon girls or better still, go and drink otapiapia like Awo-OLE-owo. grin grin
Politics › Re: President Elect Buhari's Transition Team [Photo] by Decryptor(m): 10:18pm On Apr 29, 2015
yibobasher2:
Is that the same gun used to kill your father in biafra war?
My father survived the biafran war. He slew alot of wide-nosed ewedu yorubastards. I guess your father is sick and roaming the streets of your village now. By the way, how is life in burundi? Have you eating relief corn meal from UN today?
Politics › Re: President Elect Buhari's Transition Team [Photo] by Decryptor(m): 7:51pm On Apr 29, 2015

Politics › Re: President Elect Buhari's Transition Team [Photo] by Decryptor(m): 7:06pm On Apr 29, 2015
yibobasher2:
Just like the way yur ancestors used to look

Politics › Re: President Elect Buhari's Transition Team [Photo] by Decryptor(m): 7:04pm On Apr 29, 2015
aguiyi:
osinbajo looks like a baby ape in the last pics grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Politics › Re: Throwback Picture Of Ojukwu As A Kid - (pic) by Decryptor(m): 6:45pm On Apr 28, 2015
elspycey:
The person below me has something to say




The sister's sitting position tho





Is that peculiar to the women from the east?
[size=18pt]The innocent girl (Now a woman) was just sitting down without anything evil in her mind. It is just you with your child-molesting traits which is common with men from the South-Waste and the North to have taken your eyes there. No under-aged female child is safe around you! [/size] undecided
Politics › Re: Throwback Picture Of Ojukwu As A Kid - (pic) by Decryptor(m): 6:41pm On Apr 28, 2015
raumdeuter:
He always had that cowardly look

His other siblings look relaxed, He looks like he wanted to cry

Emeka, Its just a photo camera not Adekunles gun

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
[size=18pt]E be like say your mother yarn you about how she begged Ojukwu to marry her but he refused and shone her congo. grin grin Take a chill pill man! Life must be so hard for you to hate a man who was celebrated and given a heroic and presidential burial while no one knows your wretched father. undecided undecided[/size]
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arraigned In Uk Court For Stealing Mobile Phones. by Decryptor(m): 5:00pm On Apr 28, 2015
When i say "OFE", you say "MMANU"

OFE....

MMANU!


grin grin grin
Crime › Re: 20 Year Old Nigerian Man Shot Dead In UK by Decryptor(m): 7:43am On Apr 28, 2015
The guy must have been a criminal too! That's what "they" do there in UK. dragging our names to the mud. 10.30pm you no dey house.
Politics › Re: US Daily Beast Exposes Tinubu As A Heroin Kingpin by Decryptor(m): 5:32pm On Apr 27, 2015
Biafranqueen, are you tired of responding? continue with your rants nah! Or are you fighting your father over his refusal to give you lunch? Oloshi!!
Politics › Re: US Daily Beast Exposes Tinubu As A Heroin Kingpin by Decryptor(m): 4:27pm On Apr 27, 2015
Biafranqueeen:
grin grin grin He pain am

With that your Fat cheeks and big belly- Agbaya
Who has fat cheeks and big belly? ROTFL! You probably think i am someone else (Possibly your father who is under-feeding you) Now fvck off!
Politics › Re: US Daily Beast Exposes Tinubu As A Heroin Kingpin by Decryptor(m): 4:19pm On Apr 27, 2015
Biafranqueeen:
I dont know what you are talking about undecided undecided

Tinubu is finer than you -FAT cheeks
i KNOW HE IS ALSO FINER THAN YOUR ASHAWO MOTHER
Politics › Re: US Daily Beast Exposes Tinubu As A Heroin Kingpin by Decryptor(m): 4:02pm On Apr 27, 2015
Biafranqueeen:
Tinubu is 10 times finer than you and ur daughter
From ChidozieUde to Biafranqueeen? You will soon chop another ban! Idi.ot
Politics › Re: US Daily Beast Exposes Tinubu As A Heroin Kingpin by Decryptor(m): 3:53pm On Apr 27, 2015
Orikinla:
[size=28pt]All these over circulated old news on Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu did not stop him from attending the National Democratic Convention in 2012 and he was not denied visa unlike many of the idi-ots in PDP and their attack dogs who will never get US visa.[/size]
[size=28pt]After all said and done, your useless toad-faced Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu is a crack dealer and addict! DEAL WITH IT!!![/size]

Foreign Affairs › Re: Xenophobia: South Africa Condemns Nigeria's Decision To Recall Its Ambassador by Decryptor(m): 9:23pm On Apr 26, 2015
irunoobo:
[size=18pt] undecided


i think SA govt is right. Nigeria goofed by calling the Ambassador. When SA citizens were killed in TB joshua's building that collapse, did they call their ambasador? smh[/size]
So you are comparing an unfortunate unintentional building mishap which also claimed the lives of Nigerians too to a unprovoked waton intentional massacre of foreigners in a country? The witches in your village have used your brain to do Agidi! angry
Politics › Re: Can General Buhari Do This (see Pix) by Decryptor(m): 2:41pm On Apr 26, 2015
anonimi:
He will bring the groundnut pyramids back cheesy

He will make groundnut oil our main forex revenue earner to be shared monthly as national cake instead of Niger Delta oil.

That is why Doro Dullard Buhari said he will stabilise world oil price. He was thinking of GROUNDNUT oil grin grin

Who knows how/why we voted such a daft fellow as our president? Ok I remember na the 419 scam packaging of Thief'nuibu cabal na im do am embarassed embarassed embarassed
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Politics › Re: Jonathan To Live In Luxury Island Villa, Otuoke Upon Exit From Aso Rock (photo) by Decryptor(m): 2:16pm On Apr 26, 2015
raumdeuter:
From Aso Rock to this uncompleted building?
That uncompleted building surpasses any completed building which your forefathers and your unborn children and lineage has ever built and will ever build a million times sir!
Health › Re: Study Concludes That Women Who Squirt During Sex Are Actually Peeing by Decryptor(m): 1:08pm On Apr 25, 2015
Chei! No wonder the liquid was salty while it was gushing into my mouth that year. Floxy don kill me o embarassed undecided undecided angry
Celebrities › Re: Chika Ike Celebrates Being Celibate For Five Months (pics) by Decryptor(m): 1:33pm On Apr 24, 2015
How does this change buhari's mind on agreeing to fulfil his campaign promises
Crime › Re: Man Arrested In Lagos For Attempting To Export Indian Hemp To China by Decryptor(m): 12:54pm On Apr 24, 2015
Why is his name not there? Is it because he may be an Omo Ogun cos Ogun has been making headlines these days
Romance › Re: How To Show That I Care About Her by Decryptor(m): 12:45pm On Apr 24, 2015
DestinedSharon:
Waooooo! Is that the only crime am guilty of? I taught you are going to call me a LovePeddler for having slept with you... Thanks anyways it wasn't a mistake knowing you. But I taught you to be a matured man. Prince remove the specs from your eyes first inorder not to accuse someone for a crime you are guilty of.
MADAM, YOU REALLY NEED TO GO BACK TO PRIMARY SCHOOL!
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Shot Dead While Picking N3m Ransom (graphic Photo) by Decryptor(m): 8:33am On Apr 23, 2015
Who is the mod that blocked my comment? If it was an IGBO person who did it now, they would leave the comments for the world to see! Nairaland is XENOPHOBIC

Crime › Re: EFCC Arraigns Man Who Hacked Into Server Of A Bank And Steal N68bn(photo) by Decryptor(m): 4:23pm On Apr 22, 2015
tucky200:
Ur uncle!
Ur mother!
Crime › Re: EFCC Arraigns Man Who Hacked Into Server Of A Bank And Steal N68bn(photo) by Decryptor(m): 3:28pm On Apr 22, 2015
tucky200:
After u don hack dah kyn money..werrin u stiil find 4 naija ..omo igbo, e won hack more..they are never satisfied....
Monkey! Where dd you see that he is igbo? Ewu
Jokes Etc › Re: How Many Used This Baby Doll (pics) by Decryptor(m): 2:55pm On Apr 22, 2015
How many times will this useless topic make Frontpage? angry angry

Or is this doll part of APC's change mantra? undecided
Politics › Re: Senator Uche Chukwumerije Is Dead by Decryptor(m): 11:43pm On Apr 19, 2015
Menace2Society:
It's Ondo state mumu undecided
Does it matter? All yaribas are the same no matter the state. They all have noses so wide that you can pack Range Rover Sport in it just like you too. Monkey!

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