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Jesus is indeed, coming very soon.

The world cannot just continue like this....

I haf tire sef.

Please, can the Op or any of the moderators use the term, "graphic pics" when necessary?

You guys just ruined my appetite.

Wonderful.

The issue is that should someone give this Pastor a wonderful car for this revelation, some "never to ever see good things", online philosopher of a nairalander, will still sing the "they are using tithes to make themselves rich " gospel.

Now, no one will diligently note this Pastor and the eventual blessing that will follow, but will be quick to come after them when they break through some success.

Little wonder, I only come to religion section to access stupidity of the posters when I'm less busy.

Interesting that many that preach against self service, constantly use this scripture as basis.

He was killed for the intention and not the act.

He wanted to enjoy a woman willed to him and yet, package his runs.

Funny.

Coming to you live, from the NCAN Igbo division....

(in Richard Quest voice)

Yes, from the headquarters of the NCAN, we have just been able to establish that the crimes were perpetuated by an Afonja native, who Coicedentaly, as the name Ajona -a close similarity to term of the aforementioned.

Details are indeed sketchy, but reports by NCAN prove a strong correlation and positive indication that such crimes have enjoyed protective secrecy by nationals and authorities of the Afonja.


And we take you back to Quest Express after this short break...

stephleena:
afonja wedding...hope it lasts..

Ode spotted. Nairaland moderators, take note.

It's the Miz.

innosaint27:



O how are the mighty fallen!

What goes up must come down!

When a man brags too much, he ends up in rags!

The bible says "Better is the end of a thing than the beginning therefore: and the patient in spirit is better than the proud in spirit". Ecclesiastics 7:8


Bolt obviously deserves to end this way,
A very sympathetic end with no glory!!!

God is always faithful to his word.

"But he giveth more grace. Wherefore he saith, God resisteth the proud, but he giveth grace unto the humble." James 4:6

That you used scripture to back up one of the most heartless posts about the subject matter, shows that you are worse than Satan himself.

Deliverance fall on you.

Your skin is sensitive to the regular sponge and your towel ---the way you dry your body with your towel.

If you can, use a soft item (like a foam) as a sponge or better still, use your soap to rob your body thoroughly, then use your palms to rub your body, like a sponge, so the soapy effect can be seen.

After bathing, PAT DRY your body with your towel rather rubbing the towel on your body (as we are mostly used to use the towel)...

Thank me later.

Kamelot77:
omo ale.............. one gold medal dat can't buy Mikel obi calling cup medal

Ode spotted. Nairaland moderators take note.

Shameless......

I really don't know how long this dictatorship thinks it can sustain itself.

Who does not know that these are hired touts?

Modsenemy:
Oh lawd, the flaties are coming for us

You don't need to fear nor panic at this development.

I'm amazed at this attempt at creativity and comedy.

However, it drew laughter from yours truly.

Ah.

TheHistorian:
The funniest part is that I don't even know who she is.

On a more serious note..She admitted publicly what millions of humans deny everyday.

Best comment. Nairaland moderators take note. Seun owes this poster a bottle of stout.

golddust6000:
*BREAKING_NEWS* They are now in # lagos state oooo! This happened in someone's Estate this Morning in ipaja. A lady called an Aboki as we all call them, a shoe maker to help fix her slippers. She allowed him stay in their compound, while she went back inside to continue with what she was doing. When he was fixing her slippers, he added something under before stitching it back. Luckily for the Lady, her landlord was at the balcony watching the ABOKI without his knowledge. When he was through, he called her to tell her that he has finished. She came out, he told her to try it on her leg to make sure it was OK. Her landlord shouted from upstairs 'no oh, don't put your leg in that slippers I'm coming. He came downstairs; forced the Aboki to put his leg in the slippers, the Aboki refused. Then he alerted neighbours. So,they all gathered, forced him to wear the slippers. Immediately he put his leg in the slippers, Guess what happened?? Hmmmmmmmmmm !!!!! The slippers cut... He did not sew it well.

Sense fall on you.

Iphone5:
What's the point of these this story

Guy try and have the fear of God.

Which kin English be dis?

I'm just wondering...

The slain cannot defend themselves.

What a pity. We will now condemn, deny, denounce and what have you....

Oh God! how long will reproach continue?

ActionsShure:
Gal go buy your own car
Oloshi omo

Ode spotted. Nairaland moderators take note.

swiz123:
Dija is a ply wood

And you are a bucket of beans.

For those trying to compare Islam and Christianity, I think you need to be delivered.

True, Christians commit crimes but even those that do it know that they sin according to the Jesus teachings.

All these barbaric acts and even the all mighty terrorism are backed up by the Quran.

I just don't get.

Gosh.

Nbote:
NCAN com and see IPOB/Afonja Collabo oooo....

(in Richard Quest voice)

Noted. But can we, sir, emmm, have the identity of the majority that took part, (as it will help us establish the possible Culprit and leader of the group), IN THE SAID crimes?

nextprince:
Henpery EVANS and Chinedu Eze are actually the gang leaders, the names aren't arranged in the order of seniority.

I'm flabbergasted by this epic ignorance.

This question is better answered by our dear government.

Party affiliation aside, this present government is the worst when it comes to development of sports in general. It keeps getting worse with new governments.

The NCAN Igbo division wishes to state that the shape of the head of the aforementioned model is not in any way, a representation of the average Igbo.

Thanks.

Signed.
NCAN.

iamozipatrick:
A fonji

Ode spotted. Nairaland take note.

I have to agree with earlier posters....

This is a slay queen.

Neminc:
It's no big deal. It's part of his constituency projects. Or you people don't want Olosho's to get their own share of the national cake? In fact I commend him for his consistency in catering for the needs of our women. He impregnated a Yoruba actress(Bisi ibidapo),He graciously offered to impregnate Remi Tinubu and now he is solving the problems of another unknown woman in far away London. This man is a hero. I hereby propose DINO MELAYE FOR PRESIDENT 2019

Sir, with due respect, OLOSHO and associations as such, are not provided for in our constitution.

It's a constitutional aberration.

TheMoniker:
This guy just take pleasure in bringing people down all in the name of what I don't understand

Money miss road ninja turtle head crack voice prostitute fvcker with prostitute baby mama

I may have understood the first paragraph via guessing the sentence impulse, but the second paragraph....

PLS, is the second paragraph one word?

Before I go and vomit, please how old is the lady?

Amberon11:
You're a grade one dimwit.

Receive sense before jumping into my mentions. I don't entertain clowns!

Yeah. Asper the sense, probably after the sense falls on you.

Amberon11:
Stop saying things you know nothing about. If anything, it is rehabilitation that is a collosal waste of precious time, money and efforts.

Deliverance works where all else has failed and I've seen proof of that. If you don't know about stuff its better not to speak of it.

Try not to be stupid.

Like you have took time to interview people or you like the ignorant mb chatter that you are , choose a certain people with a particular belief or faith.

Your Bible told you that even when a demon leaves you, and you do the "o shebi I don do deliverance, it's over", and you don't occupy yourself with something that will ensure continuous fire, THAT DEMON WILL COME BACK WITH MORE?

You are the type of people that glorify ignorance.